Casper Smart Has Somebody To Play With At The Children's Table
Skeletor could never move on from losing Castle Grayskull to He-Man time and time again, but when it comes to love dude moves a whole lot faster. Just one month after breaking up with Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, Marc Anthony has already moved on to a new piece, 21-year-old Topshop heiress and reality show trick Chloe Green. Chloe was friendly with 44-year-old Skeletor when he was still married to JLo and now their friendship has bloomed into some full-time humping.
Skeletor took the 5-year-old Dragon Tales Twins, Max and Emme, to Disneyland in Anaheim, CA on Tuesday and his new piece Chloe came along for the rides. Skeletor and Chloe held hands, canoodled out in the open and she carefully listened while holding Emme as he told her about his plans to conquer Cinderella's Castle since he could never fully conquer Castle Grayskull.
The Daily Mail points out that Chloe is 2 years younger than Skeletor's eldest kid Ariana and 4 years younger than JLo's bought-and-paid-for piece Casper Smart.
The good news for Casper is that since he's 4 years older than Chloe, he's still the captain of the children's table and so the last bit of sparkling apple cider STILL goes in his plastic sippy cup. The bad news is that since there's another thirsty mouth at the children's table, there won't be any leftover sparkling apple cider anymore. Damn you, Skeletor! You ruin everything.
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Well, I think that's the first time ever that I've seen those kids smile...so that's something.
Radiator Springs Racers is a freakin blast and worth the 2 hr. wait, just sayin. On topic: He looks happy! Is it b/c of the new piece or just being in Cars Land? Good for him.
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And when Shirley belted out, Beyonce's wig blew off. - MK 2/24/2013
skeletor? he looks normal to me. maybe a little thin
Fug. And Skeletor has a 23 year old kid? Family gatherings must be so weird! :O
"Dragon Tales Twins" - lmao.
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"Name one person who became a sex symbol AFTER 30?"
Sharon Stone
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 2:35pm.
@EH - Gisele? Heidi Klum? Gwyneth? Buyonce? idk, I hardly pay attention to covers anymore. I don't think putting an older person on the cover matters because they're just going to photoshop the shit out of them anyway.
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Take all of these women and put them next to a copy of themselves 10 years ago. Who would have to most bikini covers and men chasing after them? Do you think if Beyonce jumped on the music scene today she'd be as successful as she is? Name one person who became a sex symbol AFTER 30?
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
MONEY IS POWER AND POWER IS FAME, RITE, CHLOE?
I though that was Hayden Pantyliner for a quick second.
naturally, i've zoomed in on skeletor's crotch area...where is that supposed "big one" at?
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Roseanne Barr
@EH - Gisele? Heidi Klum? Gwyneth? Buyonce? idk, I hardly pay attention to covers anymore. I don't think putting an older person on the cover matters because they're just going to photoshop the shit out of them anyway.
*whaps whamo with old saggy knockers*
If only older women looked like the naked Latina in the Sexy Older Women banner ad to the right...
Say what you want about MA, he is still a better singer & actor than JLO.
@M.E.
Have you seen Duran Duran's "Girl Panic"-came out about 1.5 years ago. Has Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, etc. in it. Kind of a cool vid! *hears all the menfolk leaving skid marks to get to Youtube* ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMbOuNBV0s
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Reptilians unite!
I've been a 20-something with older men (controlling bastards) and a 30-something with. 22-yearziold (hot but his musical universe began w Oasis), and I have come to the conclusion that I need a guy who grew up w cassettes, not reel-to-reels, nor fucking downloads.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I love me some Marc! Just saw him perform at the Barclays center n he is freaking amazing-what a voice-no backup singing auto tune crap just pure talent
He sure does move on fast tho with the ladies!
Somehow this doesn't bother me as much as J.Lo's BF because she already has money (Not that she earned it herself, but...)
Skeletor is probably over really high maintenance women and gold-diggers. She doesn't sound like she's particularly either, but she's still somewhat at his social level, and I doubt she wants marriage or babies at this point. Plus they were friends before, so whatever.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:53pm.
She isn't much to look at, but neither is he. All of this talk about youth is rather depressing, even though I'm still considered young :/
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It really is. Everything I have in life, (job, "boyfriend", friends) I feel is due to my relative youth. Getting old is just about the scariest thing imo.
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Divorce has never looked better! Marc is getting his hot back! or at least a few lbs that JLo sucked out of him. Either way, he's looking hot enough to ride again without worrying about getting shanked by his hipbones.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:55am.
I kind of like him.... Not in a lust way. I think he is a good entertainer.
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So do I. He certainly is the best Latino entertainer (of the ones I know). His performance with Estefan of Mi tierra is simply great. And he's not ugly either.
As for the girl, these huge age gaps - no matter in which constellation - I always find odd. As for me talking about things does matter. Like in "where we you when..." and such. Well that's just me I guess.
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:17pm.
Whammy would choose Gwynny over Blohan ;)
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LOL hell ya...as Pushy was asking, yes I would take Linsay's MOM over Lindsay ANY day!
She isn't much to look at, but neither is he. All of this talk about youth is rather depressing, even though I'm still considered young :/
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If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:12pm.
@Whamo I think you're right that for some men it is that simple, but for others it isn't and my point is that I don't think we're all deluding ourselves in thinking that way.
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I hear you and as I mentioned in one of my first posts.....
"it's not THE RULE for every single man on the planet....but it IS for most."
and the same can be said for women I'm sure, not ALL women are deluded and pretending they don't understand this but there certainly are those that are.
NOW having said that....show me yer tits:P :D
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:11pm.
Anyone who says they wouldn't choose youth over age and experience is a fucking liar.
Hmmm, Lindsay Lohan or Juliette Binoche...wait....wait..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOgSdc8OAI
The truth from one perspective? What would you have to talk about after a while? There are young women out there who are mature with interesting lives for sure, but more often than not two people, one older one younger, won't have a lot in common except some lust for each other. It would be a short window for me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Tyra Banks = Any attractive person over 30.
You think Upton will still be getting covers in 10 years, even if she dosen't age another day? Nope, old women, no matter how hot, don't get covers simply because they don't exude that youthful essence.
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
@ Hekki - I don't know if he's in every episode, but you should be able to see him during the ending song on episodes with the new Marina. (Oh god, that show and those songs... at least it's better than Dora)
and I sttiillll don't get what it means, LOL
"In probability theory, a stochastic system is one whose state is non-deterministic. The subsequent state of a stochastic system is determined both by the system's predictable actions and by a random element. A stochastic process is one whose behavior is non-deterministic; it can be thought of as a sequence of random variables. Any system or process that can be analyzed using probability theory is stochastic. [1][2] Stochastic systems and processes play a fundamental role in mathematical models of phenomena in many fields of science, engineering, and business.
where's Jack to make me feel smart!?!?!?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:11pm.
Anyone who says they wouldn't choose youth over age and experience is a fucking liar.
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Lucifer, this.for myself and next side piece. Haha. No seriously , if something would happen to my husband I would not marry again. With all their money why can't JLo and Madonna find better looking sexy guys? Who cares about serious conversations? That's what friends are for.
The boy is handsome. The girl is giving out major Concepción vibes.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:21pm.
HERE HERE! When I first met my guy, he told me that he really HATED the makeup I wore. He said "You look wonderful without it. Don't bother". I always thought he was just hosing me, but he actually means it. He actually likes it when I remain casual, when I don't wear makeup. To him, he wants a woman that is going to be a great partner, not some vapid piece.
My biggest issue with this is that those assholes brought like 5 nannies with them to Disney. Take care of your own effing kids!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:32pm.
Well, if I were to wind up alone, I wouldn't even bother trying to date. It sounds horrible.
Of course, the 40something women I know who are trying to meet men are neurotic nutbags, so maybe that's the problem. But it sounds like the dating pool for this age bracket is full of diarrhea.----------
It is. Dating at this age sux. I hate it. The men all want 20something dimwits, then complain that women are golddiggers. And the pool of available men...bleh.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:14pm.
ETA: I just saw your edit. You clearly get it. I remember, after Nicholson did Something's Gotta Give with Diane Keaton. All these female journalists were asking why Keaton's character would choose Nicholson over Keanu Reeves (fair enough), but shat razorblades when a male journalist asked, in the same spirit, why Nicholson would choose Keaton over a young hot woman.
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I assume there is a double standard because women are still in the mindset that paypack ain't done yet so that's why it's still "ok" to hit a guy and get away with it if you're female or go for a much younger guy.
I'm not saying it's right but I think that's the mentality.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:20pm.
Good for you. What an ass.
Is it really a good idea to bring these young pieces around the kids so early? I always thought that was a bad idea? I do not have kids, so what do I know?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "Anyone who says they wouldn't choose youth over age and experience is a fucking liar."
I'd choose Stanley Tucci over Chris/Liam Hemsworth.
I ain't lyin'.
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Oh, no one doubts that. But it's still kind of a biased example. I wouldn't do either of the Hemsworth brothers (I'm sure they're devastated) but I've seen random men in their 20s on the street who have made me drool. That tends not to happen with the older men - again, I'm sure they're devastated.
Also, and I know I'm stepping into a minefield here, I think it's different for men. For whatever reason - I don't care if it's because of nature, nurture or a combination of both - I think most straight men would take "average 20 something" over "average 30 something".
It's like when I was reading an article about professional African American women and their problems finding a husband. There was one woman who was genuinely puzzled. She couldn't understand why she, as a doctor, wasn't a great catch. I felt bad for her, but I still laughed. What attracts a woman to a man doesn't always work the other way around. It can, but it's not a certainty.
ETA: I just saw your edit. You clearly get it. I remember, after Nicholson did Something's Gotta Give with Diane Keaton. All these female journalists were asking why Keaton's character would choose Nicholson over Keanu Reeves (fair enough), but shat razorblades when a male journalist asked, in the same spirit, why Nicholson would choose Keaton over a young hot woman.
who knows why men do the things they do - I just remember being so insulted when I caught my fiance cheating with this overweight unattractive boring bitch. A friend explained to me that it has nothing to do with looks it's how she makes him feel. I wasn't paying enough attention to Mr. Asswipe apparently. The next day I pawned all the joorie he gave me.
@Whamo From the Lindsey thread:
Related (sort of) If these olders guys (from Marc A. thread) had their choice of Lindsey or Lindsey's Mom--wonder who they'd pick. and neither wouldn't be an option.
I'm thinking Mom. Just a thought
My 2 cents. Men in general will go for the young, tight body, tight face stuff. Women know it and that is why we have so much plastic surgery. and yes, some men go for young stuff to manipulate I have seen this many times.
But here's the rub ladies: If you want a long term committed significant other, you want a man that is not predominately all about looks. This is BIG. If you end up with that man, unless he changes, you will always be chasing a clock that never runs backwards. If you want a man to share your life with--go for depth.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:12pm.
Kate Upton, not particularly hot but on the cover of a magazine in a bikini because she posesses youthful atributes. Tyra Banks, hot but not on the cover of magizes in a bikini because she doesn't posesses youthful atributes. The end.
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And because she has a huge forehead! Idk, I've never particularly been impressed with Tyra Banks. You know who was beautiful back in the day? In spite of being a gaint bitch? Naomi Campbell. I just recently watched the Freedom video from George Michaels(I love that song and hadn't seen it in a while), and sweet mother of fuck. That bitch was gorgeous! They all were! Those were SUPERMODELS! Hunty! Snaps!
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY! Thos bitches were gorgeous.
And I love that Freedom song, and video.
*wanders off to YouTube*
@Whamo:
I COMPLETELY agree. My boyfriend, before he and I got together, hooked up with a hot cougar. He knew and had access to a 20-something. The young one was NOT attractive - not even in the slightest. The older lady was lovely. He went for the older lady. Why? Ugh, because she was hot!
DUHH!
I think Kate Upton gets covers because she is hot and Tyra's not.
I would also choose Liam Neeson over any of the young HW dudes out there.
Whammy would choose Gwynny over Blohan ;)
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:12pm.
Kate Upton, not particularly hot but on the cover of a magazine in a bikini because she posesses youthful atributes. Tyra Banks, hot but not on the cover of magizes in a bikini because she doesn't posesses youthful atributes. The end.
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And because she has a huge forehead! Idk, I've never particularly been impressed with Tyra Banks. You know who was beautiful back in the day? In spite of being a gaint bitch? Naomi Campbell. I just recently watched the Freedom video from George Michaels(I love that song and hadn't seen it in a while), and sweet mother of fuck. That bitch was gorgeous! They all were! Those were SUPERMODELS! Hunty! Snaps!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "Anyone who says they wouldn't choose youth over age and experience is a fucking liar."
I'd choose Stanley Tucci over Chris/Liam Hemsworth.
I ain't lyin'.
ETA: However, I'd choose Joseph Gordon-Levitt over Jack Nicholson, so...
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:07pm.
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You eat the sammich, and give her a gift certificate for a make over :P
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Lmao!
Make over= Paper bag over the face with holes cut out for the eyes and nose.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by girlfromipanema: "O/T: There's a little kids' show called "Fresh Beat Band" that my step-child loves. I just noticed Caspar Smart is one of the back up dancers. And now I hate that show more than ever."
Oh for really? My daughter used to love that show (she had a crush on Twist). I'll have to check that out, for kicks.
Kate Upton, not particularly hot but on the cover of a magazine in a bikini because she posesses youthful atributes. Tyra Banks, hot but not on the cover of magizes in a bikini because she doesn't posesses youthful atributes. The end.
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Anyone who says they wouldn't choose youth over age and experience is a fucking liar.
@Whamo I think you're right that for some men it is that simple, but for others it isn't and my point is that I don't think we're all deluding ourselves in thinking that way.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:06pm.
@Whamo. Lol you just answered my question from the Lindsey thread
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What's was that Pushy? :)