Casper Smart Has Somebody To Play With At The Children's Table

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:04pm.
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Yes, but Whamo, what if that said beautiful woman refuses to give up that sweet poontang OR make you a mofughan damn sammich but the ugly one will? LMAO!
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You eat the sammich, and give her a gift certificate for a make over :P

@Whamo. Lol you just answered my question from the Lindsey thread.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:54pm.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:52pm.

Okay, let's look at it in a real life scenario. So your statement would mean that most men would be biologically or historically or whatever inclined to pick Lena Dunham (20's) over Charlize Theron (mid 30's). Does not compute.
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He's clearly talking stochastically.
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*looks up stochastically*

exactly! thank you LOL

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:01pm.
Some of you ladies seem to be misunderstanding the whole point. Just because women are YOUNG doesn't automatically make them MORE desirable that a beautiful older woman. NO man is going to pass by a gorgeous 40 year old woman to get at an ugly 20 year old.

We seek beauty AND youth, Beauty first but give and equal field men gravitate toward youth.

Ugly is ugly at ANY age.
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Yes, but Whamo, what if that said beautiful woman refuses to give up that sweet poontang OR make you a mofughan sammich but the ugly one will? LMAO!

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Some of you ladies seem to be misunderstanding the whole point. Just because women are YOUNG doesn't automatically make them MORE desirable than a beautiful older woman. NO man is going to pass by a gorgeous 40 year old woman to get at an ugly 20 year old.

We seek beauty AND youth, Beauty first but given an equal field men gravitate toward youth.

Ugly is ugly at ANY age.

Both Skeletor and JeLo are pathetic and immature. When they're pushing 80, they'll still be chasing the barely pubescent.

And man, she is rough looking for 21.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:52pm.

Okay, let's look at it in a real life scenario. So your statement would mean that most men would be biologically or historically or whatever inclined to pick Lena Dunham (20's) over Charlize Theron (mid 30's). Does not compute.
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He's clearly talking stochastically.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:45pm.

I don't understand why so many women don't understand this. It's like they come up with all these excuses other than YOU ARE GETTING OLD

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Well most women like to analyze things, but let's look at it in a real life scenario. So your statement would mean that most men would be biologically or historically or whatever inclined to pick Lena Dunham (20's) over Charlize Theron (mid 30's). Does not compute. If any guy would choose Lena over Charlize in a hotness/desirability context, it's not because of age.

@ girlfromipanema - oh, god, that's so sad! And you know that Jlo's connections got him that gig, too! Probably so that he could have a little pocket money of his own in addition to his allowance :).

@ Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:33pm.

That's what I didn't get - this girl wasn't beyond hope, just needed some assistance. And she clearly wanted male attention, but wasn't so well known that she could pull guys with the money factor alone. And I'm completely amazed that her main gay never blurted out "girl, trim that hair, pluck those brows, and would some lip gloss kill you?"

NOT IMPRESSED -- I agree about Skeletor. Dude is rather sexy in a weird way. He's very talented, confident (that's a major turn-on), he's wealthy AND he has a major package going on.

Juliet Tango -- this broad is NOT 21, or if she is, that's 21 in Courney Stodden (dog) years, LOL!

Whamo -- bad, Whams! *spanking Whamo for wanting to go out with an ugly, rich heiress*

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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

I told my son who is 18 and a half and home from college that he could have his friends over for a party this past New Year's Eve. There was just me and my wife and 15 kids or so. I didn't serve the kids any alcohol but had dozens of other options like water/sparkling water/soda/juice/etc. on ice in a big tub. I also threw in a half dozen bottles of Martinelli's Sparkling Cider for midnight toasting but felt like a 100% complete dick about it. Happily the kids didn't mind and actually finished all of it (the cider).

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:33pm.

Whamster, you can't tell me you think that chick above is hotter than JLo. No way.
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Nope not at all, younger doesn't always mean hot I'm just agree in that it's pretty simple, most men like young women because they are young. It's not rocket science. It has nothing to do with whether we think we can "handle them better as a matter of fact they are more of a pain in the ass than a older women but we live in a world where youth has always been beautiful. It has since the beginning of time and always will be seen that way I would think.

It's based in literature, art, music it's just the way it is.

it's not THE RULE for every single man on the planet....but it IS for most.

I don't understand why so many women don't understand this. It's like they come up with all these excuses other than YOU ARE GETTING OLD and the world doesn't see you the same way they did when you were a hot piece of 22 year old ass deal with it. It's not like you're disposable and unlovable by any means. You just not 22 anymore.

You dont think I want MY 22 year old body HELL YA but it aint gonna happen. The youth EAT the old, it's the way it is.

Well if it's just about hot then I'm more baffled, because the majority of 20-something jump offs that I've seen would not be considered hot in any known universe (I'm not including the butterfaces, because horny men don't care about faces).

Less than a month and already out with the kids? And she's younger than his eldest offspring? What an awesome dad he is.

Those poor fucking kids. Both parents are fucked up, narcissist douche bags. I really hope they spend most of their time with nannies. They have to be more stable than those "parents". At least they'll have plenty of money for therapy (or drugs).

O/T: There's a little kids' show called "Fresh Beat Band" that my step-child loves. I just noticed Caspar Smart is one of the back up dancers. And now I hate that show more than ever.

The comments on the Daily Mail, hilarious! Say something nice, she has a healthy normal weight :)

Fug + Fug = ???

my 2 cents on the age thing....older gals have 'baggage' while the young sweet thangs have 'DRAMA'; most older guys can't keep up with that shit

"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4

It's quite simple really; it's all about sex and egos with men. Men who like MILFs dont like them because 40 year old women are super hot or smart or anything like that, they like them because they're usually secure with their bodies, have solid hot, but not super hot bodies and are uninhibited in bed which usually equals great sex.

As for younger women, they generally are super hot and that's like 90% of the equation. There are some bitches on my FB feed as we speak who sound like functionally retarded, sociopaths in every post but they get a jillionkabillion likes to everything they post because they're hot, it's just the way it is....

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Ugh, denim shirt with matching jeans? What is this, 2001?

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Whamster, you can't tell me you think that chick above is hotter than JLo. No way.

@Anno I grew up with one of those types of heiresses too, and the girl was just beyond fug. I don't think it's a lack of effort or caring thing, look at how much work Paris Hilton or Rooney Mara or that Daphne Guiness chick put into their appearance. It's just unfortunate genetics.

I agree with Miz Cynical. I can't stand it when parents introduce their young children to their latest piece.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

Well, if I were to wind up alone, I wouldn't even bother trying to date. It sounds horrible.

Of course, the 40something women I know who are trying to meet men are neurotic nutbags, so maybe that's the problem. But it sounds like the dating pool for this age bracket is full of diarrhea.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:27pm.

If I was younger and not in a good relationship and I had tons of money....I wouldn't bother to make an effort because I wouldn't care that much if I attracted the male sex or not. I wouldn't need their money, support or companionship.

That might explain the frump rich-girl thing.
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You're onto something. I think that a lot of these women go strictly for the fun, instant gratification parts of the rich gal experience. The nice clothes. The pretty nails. Not the gym workouts, or the strict diet. Not the painful plucking or tweezing their eyebrows. Not the boring makeup that you have to apply, take off and reapply, then work not to smudge. Just pick 'n choose.

I can understand. If I didn't have to try at anything, I'm not sure I'd even wash. (This tendency might also explain Leo DiCaprio.)

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:06pm.

Why are most heiresses so fug?
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Valid question. A friend's friend who came from hella money (not saying name, very recognizable)used to hang with us at the bar & go on weekend trips with us. She was a chubster, had ridiculously expensive clothes, shoes, bags, always had her claws done, but left her hair long and stringy, never trimmed, bushy caterpillar eyebrows, and no makeup whatsoever. She was a puzzler.
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If people can say that men are "at base reptilian creatures" and just want to spread their seed and all that jazz then I can say this:

If I was younger and not in a good relationship and I had tons of money....I wouldn't bother to make an effort because I wouldn't care that much if I attracted the male sex or not. I wouldn't need their money, support or companionship.

That might explain the frump rich-girl thing.

@ Whamo -

Thought you only went for the blonde, skinny, frigid, unattainable type ;)

Lol at Casper's "sippy cup".

I just hope he's doing it to make JLo seethe and that it worked.

nast. it'd be funny as hell if she and Casper hooked up.

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:21pm.

@ Whamo -

Hey now, I like flannel. But only to sleep in. Oh yeah, and I LOVE my flannel sheets :)
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It IS one of the most comfortable materials and that's why we like it...see we Canadians aren't as dumb as you think :P

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:19pm.

You guys are over-thinking it. Older men like younger women because they're physically hotter. That's it.
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That's all there is to it.

chiming in about younger women -- they also think everything that old dude says is so interesting and fucking amazing which makes old dude think he's the shit. Then they get older and find things out for themselves and wake up one morning and realize he's just an old uninteresting dude -take what's in his wallet and split. the end.

Skeletor's chick is very odd looking but so is he so it's a perfect match. Just don't breed.

@ Whamo -

Hey now, I like flannel. But only to sleep in. Oh yeah, and I LOVE my flannel sheets :)

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:16pm.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:06pm.

Why are most heiresses so fug?
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She was a chubster, had ridiculously expensive clothes, shoes, bags, always had her claws done, but left her hair long and stringy, never trimmed, bushy caterpillar eyebrows, and no makeup whatsoever.
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soooo...do you have her number?

You guys are over-thinking it. Older men like younger women because they're physically hotter. That's it.

Of course, there are obvious downsides. But because most men are at base reptilian creatures, the hotness easily trumps the downsides.

@ Tinyhands, lol!.. I knew she looked familiar, but I didn't realize I was looking at Nic Cage, haha

Submitted by Honeybadger on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:42am.

I like her Canadian tuxedo.
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Yes but the TRUE Canadian Tux is worn with this, that's the topper

if you were in grade 10 without one of these you deserved a shit kicking

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Wow. I wonder how incredibly fucked up their kids are going to be? Both mommy & daddy have exhibited that they have no qualms introducing 'new mommy' or 'new daddy' to their kids. Granted, Jlo has been with Casper longer than I expected ( but she & everyone else knows that she's not going to marry his ass), but I still think it's a bit odd that both Jlo & MA get together for the big, happy family photo ops with their fuck partner of the moment.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:06pm.

Why are most heiresses so fug?
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Valid question. A friend's friend who came from hella money (not saying name, very recognizable)used to hang with us at the bar & go on weekend trips with us. She was a chubster, had ridiculously expensive clothes, shoes, bags, always had her claws done, but left her hair long and stringy, never trimmed, bushy caterpillar eyebrows, and no makeup whatsoever. She was a puzzler.

2 years younger than his oldest child??? Skeevy bastard!

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:07pm.

Oh I know exactly what it means. I'm not saying I agree with it, but that's their rationale.

ETA For at least two of those guys, no baggage means no kids. Another told me that he was open to dating women his age but most of the ones he met were jaded from past divorces/relationships. And yea, most of them aren't looking for anything serious and just want a good time.

that thing skeletor is with is only 21?
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I have to say, I'm pleasantly surprised at how civil this discussion on age differences in dating has been. If this was, say, Celebitchy or (shudder) Jezebel, at least one commenter would be throwing a shit fit.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:55am.

Eh - I agree with Night Owl. From my experience and from many women I know....that's how it goes. For the most part men like a 20 year age difference because it's "easy" and it feeds their egos. Most twenty year olds haven't learned relationship lessons so they're stupid.

If we're talking about a 60 year old dating a 40 year old that's a different story but it's ridiculous to think that a 44 year old guy with a string of divorces, a huge career and kids has much in common with a 21 year old.
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Maybe. I'm a little sensitive about this, because I married my - quite a bit older - husband when I was 20.

In my experience, there are a lot of older women out there, getting on a bit, and telling themselves that the reason the men are going after the younger women is because the younger women are stupid and pliant. Some of them seem to use it as an excuse for why they're still single.
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Understood. But you ended up in an actual relationship and you got married. Most of these 20+gaps don't even make it to that. It's just a good time but the twenty-something assumes it will end well.

*jumping in on Lisbet's comment*

What vsminimoose said: In my opinion, of course younger women have firmer bodies and fresher faces and that's attractive. But I DO agree that younger women are MUCH easier for an older man to manipulate.

I can remember the feeling of having the "edge" because I was younger and fresher and more pleasant than those crabby jealous old crones. So easy for a man to exploit that.

Now I'm older (not old) and see things with different eyes.

I've been with my boyfriend 5 years so not really single. But I cringe at what I put up with from guys when I was younger and watching my nieces with their boyfriends. Anyway, I think Marc is a lot more talented than his ex wife.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:06pm.
My guy friends who only date 20-somethings (they are in their late 30's-early 40's) use the words "no baggage" a lot when they are asked why they won't date women their age.

Why are most heiresses so fug?
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Do you know what they mean when they say "no baggage"? Often times that translates to "no experience" or "they don't know any better"

My guy friends who only date 20-somethings (they are in their late 30's-early 40's) use the words "no baggage" a lot when they are asked why they won't date women their age.

Why are most heiresses so fug?

Aviator glasses need to die. NOW.

Juliet Tango - 'Canadian tuxedo'?

Odd couple indeed. Considering all of the celebs she meets through her tax-evading dad...maybe he's the only one that wanted to go out with her.

in the main pic, I'm getting a real Nic Cage vibe.

"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4