Thursday, February 28th 2013

Casper Smart Has Somebody To Play With At The Children's Table

Skeletor could never move on from losing Castle Grayskull to He-Man time and time again, but when it comes to love dude moves a whole lot faster. Just one month after breaking up with Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, Marc Anthony has already moved on to a new piece, 21-year-old Topshop heiress and reality show trick Chloe Green. Chloe was friendly with 44-year-old Skeletor when he was still married to JLo and now their friendship has bloomed into some full-time humping.

Skeletor took the 5-year-old Dragon Tales Twins, Max and Emme, to Disneyland in Anaheim, CA on Tuesday and his new piece Chloe came along for the rides. Skeletor and Chloe held hands, canoodled out in the open and she carefully listened while holding Emme as he told her about his plans to conquer Cinderella's Castle since he could never fully conquer Castle Grayskull.

The Daily Mail points out that Chloe is 2 years younger than Skeletor's eldest kid Ariana and 4 years younger than JLo's bought-and-paid-for piece Casper Smart.

The good news for Casper is that since he's 4 years older than Chloe, he's still the captain of the children's table and so the last bit of sparkling apple cider STILL goes in his plastic sippy cup. The bad news is that since there's another thirsty mouth at the children's table, there won't be any leftover sparkling apple cider anymore. Damn you, Skeletor! You ruin everything.

Posted by: Michael K


Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:55am.

Eh - I agree with Night Owl. From my experience and from many women I know....that's how it goes. For the most part men like a 20 year age difference because it's "easy" and it feeds their egos. Most twenty year olds haven't learned relationship lessons so they're stupid.

If we're talking about a 60 year old dating a 40 year old that's a different story but it's ridiculous to think that a 44 year old guy with a string of divorces, a huge career and kids has much in common with a 21 year old.
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Maybe. I'm a little sensitive about this, because I married my - quite a bit older - husband when I was 20.

In my experience, there are a lot of older women out there, getting on a bit, and telling themselves that the reason the men are going after the younger women is because the younger women are stupid and pliant. Some of them seem to use it as an excuse for why they're still single.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

She's ugly. I think he's sexy in a weird way. He has swagger and confidence.
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lynniepoo's picture

He's looking pretty good (for him) in these pics. This is a man used to dating the most gorgeous women so this trick while young, is very bland. Man or woman, I just can't understand the appeal of dating a college-aged child (besides the obvious).

snowpiece's picture

what's up with her face?

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I kind of like him.... Not in a lust way. I think he is a good entertainer.

vsminimoose's picture

Submitted by Night Owl on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:42am.

We more mature women have been through enough and don't have time to put up with some of the crap the younger women will.
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*snorts* Whatever you need to tell yourselves.
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Eh - I agree with Night Owl. From my experience and from many women I know....that's how it goes. For the most part men like a 20 year age difference because it's "easy" and it feeds their egos. Most twenty year olds haven't learned relationship lessons so they're stupid.

If we're talking about a 60 year old dating a 40 year old that's a different story but it's ridiculous to think that a 44 year old guy with a string of divorces, a huge career and kids has much in common with a 21 year old.

lovesmesomeblackdick's picture

Well she certainly isn't in it for the $$, her dad is hugely wealthy. I find it odd, MA is just gross.

Juliet Tango's picture

That is one old-looking 21-year old....is that 21 in Courtney Stodden years?

However, for rocking a Canadian tuxedo, I salute her.

vsminimoose's picture

He and J.Lo were too stupid to realize that they had found their match in each other. They should have stayed together.

Lisbet459's picture

Quick question: Do you think he's over JLo? I honestly can't tell.

Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by Night Owl on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:42am.

We more mature women have been through enough and don't have time to put up with some of the crap the younger women will.
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*snorts* Whatever you need to tell yourselves.

LOL at Captain of the children's table!

Check out Skeletor pretending to have a good time on the rides when he's actually mugging for the paps.

Lisbet459's picture

I was going to snark about how people will react to the age difference now that the genders are reversed, but that's not quite fair. Jlo gets shit not so much for dating a younger guy, but because the guy in question is such a lame wannabe. All this lady has to do is be less lame and everything will be fine.

que cochina's picture

God, this woman is loaded and this is the best she can do? I don't care how well-hung MA is - he's so fug and has so much baggage. Not worth it!

Honeybadger's picture

I like her Canadian tuxedo.

Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK

Night Owl's picture

That title made me laugh. My friends and I have come to the conclusion that men want younger women because they will put up with their shit (besides the obvious looks thing). We more mature women have been through enough and don't have time to put up with some of the crap the younger women will.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Eeeeeew.