Jennifer Lawrence Loves Photoshop

I know I am not an idiot. It would be naive of anyone to believe that the casting couch doesn't exist...I just prefer to not be brainwashed into buying the next big act. At the end of the day, there will always be those who have the need to put a hero up and no it doesn't make me feel better that I think certain aspects of a celebrity is contrived. What scares me are the masses that are so easily fooled because it makes you think of how dismal their existence must be. PFK, there is no scorn in my belief that young girls are preyed upon in Hollywood,creeprs are a staple and it doesn't make one a "fucking idiot" to put that out there for people to digest. Fucked up shit happens and sadly people like parents will play along because they see $ signs, AKA White Oprah/PMK for extreme examples.

Submitted by pfk on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:08pm.

Just wanted everyone to know that when I call you a fucking idiot it's not personal!

HAHAHAHAHA!! Uhh, same here!

Just wanted everyone to know that when I call you a fucking idiot it's not personal!

I don't know anything personal about anyone who posts here except what they choose to tell, and I have no judgement nor do I believe that I have a right to judge. In fact, I like just about everybody here, not that everybody cares, lol. But if you post a "whatever mean, ugly, personal thing" comment about something I know and care about that shows ignorance and meager critical thinking skills then I'm going to call you a fucking idiot. I'll enjoy it too.

I think one reason many Hollywood and liberal types are so impressed with JL's performance in "Winter's Bone" is because they were shocked at the depiction of true poverty in the U.S., which I have seen. Therefore, I was not quite as impressed with her acting. I believe JL was good in that movie and sometimes better than good, but not awesome. I believe her Oscar fall was real and I believe that anyone who can casually and contemptuously put the words "casting couch" and "fourteen year old girl" in the same sentence is a fucking idiot.

Go ahead and tell yourselves that everything in JL's life is planned right down to bathroom breaks if it makes you feel better about your own lives. I must say that attitude certainly worked with Kristen Stewart, an actress who went from having it all to being the most pitiful thing I have ever seen at the Academy Awards. Just know that I don't think it will work with this girl.

Photoshoped or not, she looks lovely and seems to have a ditto personality.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

to those who think the fall was fake -- physically what did she do during the fall that indicated to you that the fall was fake? honestly don't know how one determines that. i know entertainers are trained in how to do falls and pratfalls - just not sure how one would make that call in "real life" situations like here...

/since there seems to be a vote going on, JLaw's ok with me, leaning toward "like." jaw dropped looking at monitor at the comments suggesting that Knightly and Beckensale are the stds for judging beauty. jaw dropped.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

ITA with TR about my standards for people I won't throw shade on. This girl seems to work hard and if she wants to have a drink or get high, at least she does it in the privacy of her home. She seems like a really cool person and if it's an act to endear herself to fans? I don't really care. At least she's not perfectly put together and is not too careful whenever she is interviewed (i wish more celebs were the same). If she was, we wouldn't get material to snark and comment on right? : )

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trying to imagine AnnE smoking weed. You know she'd be the hyperventilating paranoia freakout type that is not fun at all.

And FTR - I do like JLaw. Real or coached, she comes across more genuine than the pretentiousness that is Anne Hathaway. AH you can see going on about her "craft", while JL you can see playing pool and chugging a beer. I'll hang with #2 please.

I just wish my skin looked like that, even if it was Photoshopped. My pores are huge.

I've been having skin crises lately, so I turn green when I see even admittedly obviously 'Shopped pictures.

And at the end of the day, who would you want to be friends with, even if it all IS an act?

Jennifer Lawrence or Anne "PLEASE LOVE ME" Hathaway?

It's not even a question!

So, if it's an act, it's certainly one I prefer over the one Anne Pixiefart has been overacting for years.

I think everyone who hates on her is full of shit. It's not "schtick," she's just not a Stepford wife. Love this girl and hope she keeps having all kinds of success. Charlize Theron is similarly unaffected.

I like her. I hope her poise, confidence, humor and affability at 22 makes people compare her to Kristen Stewart who has been getting a pass for being an awkward, surly, ungrateful skank because of her young age. Kristen squandered her chance and is now reduced to faking an injury at the Academy Awards to get attention.

As for if Jennifer is "real", who cares? She's not my neighbor or my doctor. She's supposed to entertain me. I find her entertaining on and off screen. I don't want to know who she's blowing, or how she feels about apartheid. I want to enjoy her being in public eye and so far, I do.

What I find amusing, people are really "falling" for her schtick. She has been in the game since she was a teen, this girl like the majority who rise this fast, have been molded to meet a need in the psyche of the consumers. I personally feel that she did not deserve the Oscar but with the leverage the Weinstiens have they probably rough handled a few judges & greased a few palms to get her up there. You don't rise like she has being naive, sweet or innocent by any means. This is hollyweird we are talking about! Everyone, including her parents are willing participants in the whole act. I mean they are the ones who went through the motions to begin with to get her started. Casting couches don't miraculously appear in front of a fourteen year old girl they have to be driven there by those parental folks. Anyways, I am certain her trip, her act and everything in between, all PR/handler orchestrated. In Jlaw's defense,she is a smart girl ,is hungry for all of it & she knows there is a lot of $$$$$ at stake. I just don't buy into the hype nor no I believe she deserves this much accolade, it is so contrived but as we can all see it has worked. Freaking sheeps we all are.

What I find amusing, people are really "falling" for her schtick. She has been in the game since she was a teen, this girl like the majority who rise this fast, have been molded to meet a need in the psyche of the consumers. I personally feel that she did not deserve the Oscar but with the leverage the Weinstiens have they probably rough handled a few judges & greased a few palms to get her up there. You don't rise like she has being naive, sweet or innocent by any means. This is hollyweird we are talking about! Everyone, including her parents are willing participants in the whole act. I mean they are the ones who went through the motions to begin with to get her started. Casting couches don't miraculously appear in front of a fourteen year old girl they have to be driven there by those parental folks. Anyways, I am certain her trip, her act and everything in between, all PR/handler orchestrated. In Jlaw's defense,she is a smart girl ,is hungry for all of it & she knows there is a lot of $$$$$ at stake. I just don't buy into the hype nor no I believe she deserves this much accolade, it is so contrived but as we can all see it has worked. Freaking sheeps we all are.

TR: LOL!

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:36am.

yeah, i like you, too *blush*

so synchronicity-ish that you would mention buffalo nickles. i inherited one, a 1937 in a kind of miniature case. i was just looking up the value online the day before yesterday.

*gets all "woo-woo", california style*

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Oh, TR, honey, I didn't mean that for you at all. I mean, I'm not sure what you're meaning, but I think you are as cool as a buffalo nickel in a refrigerator! I don't always agree with your opinion, of course, but you've written enough interesting stuff that when I see your kooky avvie, I always check to see what you have posted.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:02am.

hmm, don't know if this is aimed at me or not, CIJ. but i am expending some brainpower on this this morning, so maybe i'll follow through -

i knew my comment was a little bitchy, and I expected someone would respond telling me to mind my own fucking business or whatever. not a big deal - that's what we are here for. Lucifer Sam has told me to fuck off and other nasty things before, so i mostly shrug it off.

but i was taken aback by the hate being thrown at this person. i doubt she's Nobel prize material, and I don't expect her to be conscious enough to critique racism and white-washing in a movie she's starring in. in fact, i'm around enough privileged (middle- and upper-class) youth that i'd be astonished if she had an intelligent thing to say about anything, critical thinking not being their strong suit. i wasn't really defending her - i have yet to even see a movie she's in - she's just in my face all the time, because that's the way the Game is played.

i guess my celebrity bitch standards are pretty low - don't drive drunk and say "the black kid did it and those aren't my pants", don't star in a reality show/s after getting pissed on in a sex tape you leaked, don't be Charlie Sheen, etc.

i didn't attack anybody or pretend i know what people's motivations are for hating on Jennifer Lawrence.

oh well......yesterday's news,

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The vitriol aimed at celebrities usually doesn't bother me. They're rich and famous, and they're most likely not reading this. However, the vicious potshots and sometimes pages-long tirades against other posters DOES bother me. The other day, Puppy Love disagreed with me about something, and she prefaced it with, "I respectfully disagree." What a breath of fresh air! Yes, we can have differing opinions about things without calling each other names or going on tirades. And it's hard not to react to that. Someone calls you a fucking idiot, or whatever mean, ugly, personal thing he or she can come up with, and your first instinct is to strike back. It's even worse when they make it a priority to troll you constantly whenever they find you're active on this site. That type of behavior has chased off more posters than I can think of right offhand.

Love her even more now that I've read all the hate posts about her here.

Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:27am.
I liked The Hunger Games. She is healthy-looking, which is nice.

However, the average Joe act that someone mentioned, has gotta go. I remember seeing her at the Oscars, and someone asked 'who' she was wearing. She was like, 'Uh, a bottom and top... I don't know what you mean.'

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Really? You don't know what they mean?

If she's really that down to Earth I could probably fall in love with her, but I lean toward act.
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She's been in the business long enough and has got as far as the Oscars.....she knows what they mean but she thinks to pull the derp card will have more charm. It's totally working as people are eating it up.

Has she really been through countless auditions, made films, walked red carpet screenings, etc only to act shocked when someone asks her the standard red carpet question? Bitch...you have a contract with Dior, were wearing a wedding dress and had your hair and makeup done on the day...stop acting like you rolled out of bed and showed up because you had to.

I liked The Hunger Games. She is healthy-looking, which is nice.

However, the average Joe act that someone mentioned, has gotta go. I remember seeing her at the Oscars, and someone asked 'who' she was wearing. She was like, 'Uh, a bottom and top... I don't know what you mean.'

:-/

Really? You don't know what they mean?

If she's really that down to Earth I could probably fall in love with her, but I lean toward act.

Sucky LMAO....didn't you know that SURI is the protector of fat people???

She has powers. <3

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Submitted by CarrieOn on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:14am.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:51pm.
I think she fell on the steps on purpose to be more relatable. Yeah, I said it.

And I agree with you. Trip looked fake.
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faked or not(and I'm leaning toward the faked it theory)it was the perfect fall for a fall. Dainty and easy to recover from. It wasn't an all out face plant. It helped her "image" more than anything. She was able to use it in her speech and talked about it after and it made everyone gush.

You're wearing a huge dress, you pick it up to walk up stairs. Even the average joe, hollywood newbie she pretends to be should know that.

I've worked with many actors....both students and professional. They know what's up...especially the award winners. They are cognizant of their image at all times. These people become actors and are drawn to the industry for a reason - narcissism and desire to be famous 99.99% of the time. Which is fine, that's their business.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:15am.

Sucky I wuv you. <3. You always make me laugh. :D

And if you don't love me back, I will have to eat you. ;)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Sucky I wuv you. <3. You always make me laugh. :D

And if you don't love me back, I will have to eat you. ;)

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:51pm.
I think she fell on the steps on purpose to be more relatable. Yeah, I said it.

And I agree with you. Trip looked fake.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:05am.

Sucky....I'm fat, but only angry about 3/4 of my life. And it's really only when my dog steals the last piece of cake because she's a COW!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Sucky....I'm fat, but only angry about 3/4 of my life. And it's really only when my dog steals the last piece of cake because she's a COW!!

Everyone get your own food!!!!

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Well I personally think we should be able to bash celebrities if we want to. It really doesn't matter why; it's just fun.!!! Who cares if we're jealous or really do hate the way they look/speak. We have a right to say it. And others have a right to comment on our comment. We also have the right to ignore and move on.

Btw, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!! I LOOOOVEEEE. YOUUUU!!!!!!! :P

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

In this world of low standards for mass media celebrity, she is above average in personality, looks and talent. If that makes any sense what so ever.
LoL

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oh of course people were quick to jump all over my jealousy comment lol. if you go back and look at my post, you'll see that in no way did i say dlisters were jealous. ive been here for almost 6 years and not once have i ever said that about anyone here and some of you should know how i roll. i'm talking about in other places on the net, and probably with a much younger crowd. there is more of a feeling of nitpicky jealousy than just disdain for her.

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she is so annoying: I GET IT, YOU'RE ONE OF US BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Because we just are. Now go get me some ice cream and weed. Thanks

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:27am.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:18pm.
You can't really say that because you have no idea if people here are jealous of her or not...and nobody on here is saying they hate her. A lot of people just don't get it and think she's boring/not worth the hype. What you happen to like about her some people don't and think it's phony

Agreed. These same people sit in every single topic berating celebrities whom they don't even know for the most obtuse reasons, but when it's a celebrity that they like they get all defensive, demand an explanation and start screaming "jealousy". Well I could argue that these people are all jealous of Anne Hathaway too and then we can all just move on to the Angelina Jolie threads in unified jealousy.

And Michael K must be the mother of all jealous haters because he started this blog to be a bitch, not to be a pandering ass-kisser.
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No kidding. I think my main problem with J.Law is that she's turning dlisted into JJs version of the brangeloonies. This isn't the place to defend the honor of your favorite celeb

Why are all Dlisted commenters fat and jealous of all beautiful celebrities?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:18pm.
You can't really say that because you have no idea if people here are jealous of her or not...and nobody on here is saying they hate her. A lot of people just don't get it and think she's boring/not worth the hype. What you happen to like about her some people don't and think it's phony

Agreed. (eta: with Impertinent Vixen too) These same people sit in every single topic berating celebrities whom they don't even know for the most obtuse reasons, but when it's a celebrity that they like they get all defensive, demand an explanation and start screaming "jealousy". Well I could argue that these people are all jealous of AnnE too and then we can all just move on to the Angelina Jolie threads in unified jealousy.

And Michael K must be the mother of all jealous haters because he started this blog to be a bitch, not to be a pandering ass-kisser.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:55pm.

It's not jealousy. Although I am jealous of anybody with millions of dollars--wish it could be me, but it won't. She's just meh. She's not beautiful. She's not a horrible actress, but she didn't deserve that Oscar. I can criticize a celebrity without being a jelly h8ter, can't I?

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I love Jennifer Lawrence and I'm happy that she won but I don't think she deserved the Oscar so soon. Naomi Watts was utterly devastating in The Impossible and really deserved the win. Hushpuppy was too young, Chastain's role was not showy enough, and I didn't see Amour so I can't comment on that. Then again, Anne Hathaway didn't deserve to win either. And they robbed Ben Affleck for Best Director. The Oscars no longer make much sense but they're fun to watch (the first 4 hours LOL)

Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:14am.
I think she's great. She's Kristen Stewart without the shit attitude.

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I will happily stand by your statement. She's just another version of Kristen Stewart.

It's Dlisted. Ragging on celebs and shit is what commenters do. Sometimes it's on people I like or I feel is unwarranted, but guess what? It's their opinion and they have a right to it. The extremeness of some commenting does bother me sometimes and I take a break now and then. And I got bitch-slapped for no apparent reason in the comments twice in the past month for dissing on somebody. Uh, what? Are you not on Dlisted for this very reason, hello?

It's natural to have a debate here sometimes, but calling people out for simply stating an opinion is obnoxious.

I'm starting to think that South Park Britney Spears episode is real life and Jennifer is just this year's harvest sacrifice.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:14am.

I think she's great. She's Kristen Stewart without the shit attitude.

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and with a zillion times more talent.

well, i guess you told *me*, Lucifer.

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I think she's great. She's Kristen Stewart without the shit attitude.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:00am.
i used to think Dlisted folks hated on celebrities who were obnoxious, venal, untalented, or worthy of scorn for some other reason - out pimping their kids, or abusing their loved ones, or driving drunk, or something.

Well, I think Jennifer is obnoxious. I've read her interviews and she is a complete dunce. Everybody here accepts that Anne Hathaway is obnoxious (because that's the turn of the tide here), but there are plenty people outside this forum who do not think so. It's the same eye of the beholder idea. And guess what? You are not the fucking arbitrator.

(But it IS funny to see a self-aggrandising social justice warrior like you in her corner considering she defended the blatant white-washing of THG.)

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:55am.
Jennifer is a millionaire Oscar-winning actress and being supposedly relatable put her there. You are not seeing any side to her that her PR doesn't want you to see. "Yes, flip them off, Jennifer! Fart, Jennifer! Yes, burb louder!" But no matter how much she farts in public she will never be "just like you" grovelling plebs. For those commending her weight: she may be fat by Hollywood standards, but I bet her waist measures the same as one of your wrists. "Relatable" is a bankable commodity and there are extremely astute people surrounding her who want to make sure you get the message that she is relatable.

You can like her all you want but NOBODY owes you an explanation for why they don't like her, because none of you know the celebrities whom you love to bitch about here for no reason other than "it's Dlisted
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:55am.
Jennifer is a millionaire Oscar-winning actress and being supposedly relatable put her there. You are not seeing any side to her that her PR doesn't want you to see. "Yes, flip them off, Jennifer! Fart, Jennifer! Yes, burb louder!" But no matter how much she farts in public she will never be "just like you" grovelling plebs. For those commending her weight: she may be fat by Hollywood standards, but I bet her waist measures the same as one of your wrists. "Relatable" is a bankable commodity and there are extremely astute people surrounding her who want to make sure you get the message that she is relatable.

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