Nicki Minaj Claims That Her Face Is All-Natural And Organic
Even though there's comparison picture after comparison picture after comparison video of Nick Minaj's pre-fame and current face, she tells Extra that a plastic surgeon's scalpel has never touched her mug and you can go ahead and slap a certified organic sticker on her forehead. While whoring out her new shade of lip paint for MAC, Nicki said that she's sick of hos saying that she's had her nose chopped and cinched, because she hasn't. Nicki told those hos to educate themselves by watching an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.
”I’ve never had surgery on my face. They’ll see contour and they’ll think you had surgery on your nose. No, no, no, look at RuPaul’s Drag Race and you’ll see how you can make your nose look any shape you want. When people see my makeup, they think all types of crazy things that I’m doing to my skin, but it’s makeup.”
Let me fix that for you, Icky Mirage. "I've had surgery on my face, ass, eyeballs, teeth, tongue, hair, ear lobes, fingernails, saliva, belly button and all the other parts that are listed on the human anatomy page on Wikipedia . Yes, yes, yes, look at RuPaul's Drag Race and you'll see that those done up queens look three thousand percent more natural than me on any given night of the week. When people see my pinched nose, they think all types of crazy things and they're right! It's plastic!"
Much better!
Nicki must've contoured the shit out of her plastic surgery denial, because I almost believed it for a second.
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When I see her I DO think Ru Paul's drag race.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:29pm.
I think she's very pretty underneath all the stupid space galactic care bear barbie shit.
Sigh. WHY Nicki?
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/82340065/Nicki+Minaj+NickiMinajYou...
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Wow. She looks beautiful in this pic. She looks so bland and like a tranny now.
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I can't with her 'music' but I really think there's a pretty woman somewhere under that spackle. #freenickisface
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Not defending her at all because I think she sucks ass, but her before and after do not come CLOSE to Lady Caca's before and after
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Where did that chin come from? Where did that wonky eye go?
Both created by the industry AFAIC and both suck ass.
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i know nicki minaj is annoying as hell, but i did like her song, super bass.
dont throw things at me, that song is pretty good, its my go-to slut song.
oh puh lease, yeah sure and im inline to be the next pope.
bitch are you for real? everybody can tell you have had work done, just own your shit and stop pretending you are al naturale.
ugghhh...plastic surgery would do this nasty butterface good....she is hideous and every time I see a clip of her "advice" on American Idol I want to hurl...I cannot watch it anymore with this autotuned fake ass whore on there anymore.
And balls, she's had surgery on her balls too, MK. :)
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Uuuum yeeeeeah, nature had nothing to do with that nose.
Yeah right bitch, talk to the hand.
She is revolting and looks like shit.
Who are her fans? Who is buying her shitty autotuned music besides 12 year old girls?
She won't last and will be gone in a few years, You can't dress like little bow peep forever.
Generation Y has alot to answer for.
Bambam!!!!!! Lmao!!!! I cant remember if that was me or not, but I do vaguely remember those discussions and that the word dirtstar cracked me up. Maybe it's like a repressed memory or something. Hahaha
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Delusional bitch is Delusional.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:44am.
I've encountered this in real life, too. Someone will say something that is directly and incontrovertibly UNTRUE, and think that people are too stupid to realize. What is that? I'm thinking it's sheer hubris, but maybe it's delusion. Sometimes they will slyly look at you to gauge whether you're buying it, but mostly they are absolutely confident that you will.
Haaaaaaa! Nicely said. When that happens, I just nod and file it away. Not out of politeness, which I often lack. But because knowledge is often power and you know something they think you don't know. Put differently, lies are only effective when they work.
"Icky Mirage", LOL
Nobody's buying this bitch's bullshit, the reason people think she's doing crazy things to her skin is because she IS doing crazy things to her skin. Lil' Kim needs to come back one more time to tell her how well that shit will play out for her as she ages and her body tells her messed up mind to fuck off, it's aging time.
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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 2:28pm.
yes, you're right. because i do my best to try to forget that Oprah exists ;-) i will seriously turn an "O" magazine around if it is facing me when i am standing in the grocery checkout line i find her that annoying
agree re your assessment of B too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hmmm...bitch could learn all about grace and elegance from these pearls from the orient.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1sjy3coYyUg
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 2:28pm.
agree that Nikki's make-up people [and Bey's] have raised the level of contour powder and highlighting creme application game to a place heretofore unseen in celebrity makeup history. those bitches must go through a case each of contour and highlighter per month.
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I think you're forgetting to mention the all time queen of make-up trickery Oprah. Seriously, she is unrecognizable without makeup. Beyonce I think actually looks fresher and younger without all the slap on her face, at least she used to it's been a while since we've seen her with a clean face.
I can believe her face is done with make-up. Mostly because I remember seeing her on hip hop magazines at the ghetto convenience store before her album was released...where would she have gotten the money for all that plastic surgery before her album was released?
The tits and ass are clearly fake though, there is nobody who looses weight everywhere but their breasts and ass.
agree that Nikki's make-up people [and Bey's] have raised the level of contour powder and highlighting creme application game to a place heretofore unseen in celebrity makeup history. those bitches must go through a case each of contour and highlighter per month.
also agree Nikki fakes dat ass
and if i'm the "some people" you're referring to, Mel, i've explained a couple of times after that particular thread exactly why i see those types of comments in a different "light" [heh] and manner than other opinions stated here about celebrities. i was not personal to you -- i respond that way every time i see it
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Yeah, I can believe that. It's the ass I don't believe.
I'm a Rupauls drag race expert and I can say that it IS just contouring. And bad contouring tbh.
If she deflated that gargantuan arse then I would consider slipping her a length of my gorgeous penis.
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Bitch please... A hundred motha fuckas can't tell me nothin'... That face is plastic.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:29pm.
that IS a nice picture of her, tonic. thanks for the perspective.
her nose looks the same in the before and afters.
her ass is a different story....right, bambam? :)
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God don't like ugly.
I think she's very pretty underneath all the stupid space galactic care bear barbie shit.
Sigh. WHY Nicki?
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/82340065/Nicki+Minaj+NickiMinajYou...
She's not hard on the eyes, her voice, personality and music are what sucks ass.
I personally thought she was pretty before she did all that shit to her face(yes bitch we all know you did, Lil Kim Jr.); her music is still fucking awful and I will always greatly dislike her for sampling Annie Lennox like she did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFyrrhKj1Q
Get a garbage can before you click that.
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I hope whoever used the word negro was black...
She also lies about having a fake grotesque ass when there are old pictures of her with noassatall. Why would anyone believe what she says?
That don't look like a negro nose to me:D
And I'm sure her hair is naturally blonde as well.
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The only thing worse than her are comments like THAT ^^^.
Not ALL blacks have the same kind of nose, many have long pointed noses like hers... it's real. Also, there are black people with naturally blonde hair, she's not one of them, but it DOES happen. How is ignorance going to call out ignorance?
She's trying to imitate Lil' Kim, right? I imagine that plastic surgery is her first step to accomplishing those goals.
Actually, her face is probably the ONLY thing she hasn't had work on. It's a shame, she was actually very pretty before she got money...
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Anyway, yeah she's always had that hooked witch nose. The surgery nobody ever mentions is Rihanna, THAT nose has been cut, check the B&A's.
Her nose has shape?
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Whatever Nicki. Your "music" still fucking sucks.
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I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
Don't know anything about her music or if she's had surgery. I like someone with some spunk and she seems to have it in abbundance. Cannot take her babytalk voice though.
and do your roots!
I actually like her, apart from the time she stole some woman's design for a dress. That was pretty shitty. Her music's not bad, and she has a schtick. Fine.
But don't insult people. You don't have to go into gory details about every last piece of surgery you've had. Just don't talk about it. Being a black, kuh-RAY-zee looking Barbie doll is her thing. No one is expecting that to come naturally, even if it wasn't so obvious, so she shouldn't insult people.
Also:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=nicki+minaj+young&view=detail&id=03F...
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Does anyone remember the youtube tutorial of the girl with a lot of skin problems who, through a ton of makeup, ends up looking flawless at the end of the video? Normal girl, tons of make up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex33wtqnNz8
Given that Minaj seems to have a MAC store at her disposal I wouldn't be surprised if she really hasn't had any work done. That said, you can never trust what anyone says. Celebrity or not, people constantly lie and the problem is you never know when they're doing it or when they're being truthful.
She looks hot in that picture
I actually find her attractive. And she is good on Idol. She and Mimi give good advice, not just 'you're in it to win it' and 'wow, you're a star.' They give specific feedback and suggestions.
Why do these celebs think everyone else is stupid/blind/deaf?
I've encountered this in real life, too. Someone will say something that is directly and incontrovertibly UNTRUE, and think that people are too stupid to realize. What is that? I'm thinking it's sheer hubris, but maybe it's delusion. Sometimes they will slyly look at you to gauge whether you're buying it, but mostly they are absolutely confident that you will.
Whatever it is, I'm too polite to point out the lie, but in a few years I will have run out of fucks, and I WILL CALL YOU OUT.
if any man would sleep with her then that's proof that guys will stick it in anything.
She literally might as well be a real doll.
SASHAY AWAY !
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:27am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:25am.
I bet you have.... ass ;)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:25am.
I bet you have....ass ;)
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 11:20am.
Still one of the most repulsive-looking cunts I've ever seen.
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I don't know, I've seen pretty nasty ones...
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And I'm sure her hair is naturally blonde as well.
That don't look like a negro nose to me:D
I will say, she ain't exactly ugly.
I don't shit about her music and couldn't pick a tune out of a lineup for the life of me.
Still one of the most repulsive-looking cunts I've ever seen.
Hey Mel-Tang and letinstar, which one a you was the dirt star queen in the early days? One a you used to speculate on the flavor of various celebs dirt stars back in the day. It was hilarious. :D
ETA: Aww Jack, I like 'em like that too. It's just the big butts is what I got weaned on so I always got a soft spot(and a hard one) for those types.
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