Nicki Minaj Claims That Her Face Is All-Natural And Organic

Even though there’s comparison picture after comparison picture after comparison video of Nick Minaj’s pre-fame and current face, she tells Extra that a plastic surgeon’s scalpel has never touched her mug and you can go ahead and slap a certified organic sticker on her forehead. While whoring out her new shade of lip paint for MAC, Nicki said that she’s sick of hos saying that she’s had her nose chopped and cinched, because she hasn’t. Nicki told those hos to educate themselves by watching an episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

”I’ve never had surgery on my face. They’ll see contour and they’ll think you had surgery on your nose. No, no, no, look at RuPaul’s Drag Race and you’ll see how you can make your nose look any shape you want. When people see my makeup, they think all types of crazy things that I’m doing to my skin, but it’s makeup.”

Let me fix that for you, Icky Mirage. “I’ve had surgery on my face, ass, eyeballs, teeth, tongue, hair, ear lobes, fingernails, saliva, belly button and all the other parts that are listed on the human anatomy page on Wikipedia . Yes, yes, yes, look at RuPaul’s Drag Race and you’ll see that those done up queens look three thousand percent more natural than me on any given night of the week. When people see my pinched nose, they think all types of crazy things and they’re right! It’s plastic!“

Much better!

Nicki must’ve contoured the shit out of her plastic surgery denial, because I almost believed it for a second.