Things That Exist: The Dutch Golden Girls
This is five thousand years old (5 months old to be exact), but I've never seen it before seeing it at Vulture and it feels like an air kiss for the eyes from Bea Arthur. There's been several international versions of the Golden Girls and this one from the Netherlands has a cover of the theme song in its intro. It almost sounds better in Dutch, because I'm pretty sure I heard homegirl sing about a duffel bag.
My guess is that the cotton candy-haired one is Sophia, the one that looks like a slimmer Mrs. Doubtfire is Dorothy, the one with the serious highlights is Rose and the one with the platinum bob is Blanche. And I bet that instead of eating cheesecake in the middle of the night, they eat everything in the cupboards since they're always stoned. It's the Netherlands!