Saturday, March 2nd 2013

Birthday Sluts

Daniel Craig (45)
Robert Iler (28)
Reggie Bush (28)
Elizabeth Jagger (29)
Ben Roethlisberger (31)
Bryce Dallas Howard (32)
Chris Martin (36)
Heather McComb (36)
Amber Smith (42)
Jon Bon Jovi (51)
Laraine Newman (61)
Gates McFadden (64)
John Irving (71)
Lou Reed (71)
BarBara Luna (74)
Tom Wolfe (82)
Mikhail Gorbachev (82)
John Cullum (83)

Posted by: Michael K
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Esteem's picture
Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:05pm.

Wow, a lot of talent on this list. Happy Birthday to all, especially Mikhail, don't care if he's 82, I still would.

Submitted by watermethodgirl on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 2:38pm.

John Irving, Tom Wolfe AND sexy Daniel! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 9:30am.

i know some people think he is the uglies....
but he is fine in my books.

not the conventional good looking preppy type.

*sings*
aint no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low, ain't no river wide enough, only a stalker court order would keep me from youuuuuuuu

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Submitted by Puppy Love on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 9:37pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:42pm.
HB Tom Wolfe. Bonfire of the vanities is one of my favorite books.
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Mine too, cth. I remember staying up until all hours of the night because it was impossible to put down. TW is a seriously good writer.

HB Daniel Craig, you hottie you! Did anyone see the Golden Globes when Adele won Best Song? She thanked him and said he was the best Bond ever or something, and Rachel Weisz (sp?) sat there absolutely stone-faced. LOL

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 9:23pm.

fuck you ben rapistburger

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 7:37pm.

Daynum Daniel Craig be some HWATNESS.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 7:33pm.

i've been on a Daniel Craig binge for a few weeks, watching as many of his movies as i can, even "Tintin". He and Mathieu Kassovitz are, um, the shit.

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God don't like ugly.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 5:08pm.

I had no idea Daniel Craig was this old. And no idea Reggie Bush was that young.

Submitted by TyInTenn on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 5:07pm.

Look at those abs and that trail - that would definitely make for a happy birthday!

Submitted by bgpr on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 5:01pm.

Loved BarBara Luna as Cordiero Roberts' evil mother Maria Roberts on One Life to Live!

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 4:54pm.

Daniel Craig is my slore.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 4:02pm.

You and me both Catscratch. As I said to one of my girlfriends when she told he married Rachael Weisz, 'Who am I going to have angry, wall-slamming sex with NOW?!' HB to him.

Happy Birthday to Lou Reed. You're a grouchy bastard, but a musical genius. HB to John Irving and Tom Wolfe too.

I hope something horrible happens to that rapist piece of shit, Ben Rose-thelioma. Fucker.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 3:00pm.

I wanna get hammered with Daniel Craig and have angry sex all loaded.

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Submitted by Tyroan on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:24pm.

HBD Dirty Lou

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:21pm.

We would like Daniel Craig to sit on our face!

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:27pm.

Lou Reed! I have such fond memories of Rock n Roll Animal...the best.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

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Submitted by gossipfan on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:16pm.

Happy birthday to the best James Bond evah!

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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:12pm.

Now THAT is is a man! Lucky ass Rachel Weisz. HB to all!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:54pm.

Who do I have to hump to get Reggie Bush to be the birthday slut next year???? NOT a butterface.

HBD Daniel, Reggie, Bryce Dallas and Lou Reed.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:52pm.

Daniel Craig? Uh, yeah, I'd hit that. He's not perfectly handsome, but I can't stand the perfectly pretty boys either. He seems like he'd be crazy hot in the sack. HB, Daniel.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:42pm.

HB Tom Wolfe. Bonfire of the vanities is one of my favorite books.
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"

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Submitted by Pookie on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:42pm.

Happy birthday, John Cullum - the sexiest pee-paw on Northern Exposure.

JBJ's birthday: this explains why Mr. Pookie has been signing "Wanted - Dead or Alive" all morning.

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:41pm.

HB John Irving and Lou Reed

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Submitted by Grace Jones on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:28pm.

HBD Daniel Craig!! Love that man!! Soo incredibly hot. I love everything about his body, especially his eyes and abs.

I love your voice, Chris Martin! I'm a HUGE Coldplay fan. Still don't understand why he's still married to Goop tho...

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Submitted by DianaDeath on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:27pm.

busted/hot

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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK

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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:23pm.

I'm currently in London for work and everytime h the Skyfall bus ad goes by, I have to stop myself from dry-humping
the bus. That man is just so hot.

The Hotel New Hampshire is my favourite (and most read) book.

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Submitted by FluffKitteh on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:15pm.

I was going to say "total butterface" but you guys beat me to it.

HB Robert Iler -- I can't believe AJ from the Sopranos is 28!

Bad Birthday to sex offender and all-around butt ugly douche Ben Rothlesburger.

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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK

Submitted by vwoolf on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:07pm.

happy birthday Mikhail!!

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:03pm.

Facebook me, Mr. Craig. I could use some male hotness in my friends list.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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Submitted by purin on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:01pm.

UNFFF and HB @Mr Bond

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:00pm.

butterface.

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:50am.

What a hellish, hellish life Chris Martin leads - when he's not writing trite, instantly forgettable songs he has to listen to his self-absorbed, talentless wife say inane things in a fakey English accent.

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Submitted by birdie on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:46am.

Well, good morning to you too, Mr. Craig!

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:30am.

Yup, Hek, I have seen and read both of those. Love me some Irving!

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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:30am.

In honor of John Irving, I would like to declare myself a "Sexual Suspect."

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:25am.

Crazyinjapan, did you see "The Door In The Floor"? Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger... Funny and heartbreaking. I didn't know it was based on one of his novels and caught it on cable and it felt so familiar. He's got themes and issues. In high school I read and re-read "The Hotel New Hampshire".

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:24am.

HB "Connie Conehead", Laraine Newman.

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Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:21am.

Rather surprised MK didn't use this pic, lol:

http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/daniel_craig_gay.jpg

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:20am.

Reggie, happy birthday - not staying with Kim the Pig Kuntrashian has to be the gift that keeps on giving.

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:17am.

He looks like the boy version of Liberty Ross.

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Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:15am.

Daniel Craig............yum

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:14am.

HB to John Irving. I love his books! And they translate so beautifully into movies, like The World According to Garp and The Cider House Rules, which starred the object of so much dlisted worship, Charlize Theron.

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Submitted by Cowjam on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:13am.

"I'm just a gift to the women of this world". Happy birthday, Lou Reed.

Back in the 80's, there was a rumour that he had a home in Blairstown, NJ. I can't tell you how many hours we spent trolling Blairstown to stalk him. He was much easier to find hanging out at NYU.

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Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:10am.

Mmmmmm Daniel, what can I say? Loved him in "Layer Cake".

And HB to oldies Lou Reed and John Irving. Besides loving his quirky books, always thought he had a hot author thing going on.

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Submitted by Platynum on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:07am.

Love...love...lurrrvvvee Daniel...hot ,surly sweet sex!

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:06am.

HB, Amber Smith, who I find insanely beautiful . Haven`t heard or seen anything about her since Celeb Rehab, which most likely means she coked up to her gills and prostituting herself. Damnn shame.

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:02am.

Daniel Craig deserves a hot slut lifetime achievement award. His body is completely insane and his face is total hot-ugly. Also, he's funny and smart!

Congratulations, Chris Martin. You survived another year of GOOP.

Congratulations, Reggie Bush. You lived another year outside of the Lardtrashian circus.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.