Bradley Cooper Doesn't Want To Win An Oscar
Bradley Cooper has joined Joaquin Phoenix and Ethan Hawke in the anti-Oscar club, but he has a different reason for why he thinks winning an Oscar is about as important as taking a dump. (FYI: Taking a dump is way more important than winning an Oscar, because you could die if stop taking a dump, but you won't die if you don't win an Oscar. Unless, you're name is Anne Hathaway, because she totally would've died if she didn't win that Oscar.)
When I read the headline, "Bradley Cooper Doesn't Want An Oscar," I figured that he was going to say that he already has enough gold-plated dildos at home and he doesn't need another one. But B. Coop tells GQ UK (via Metro) that watching his father die made him realize that winning an Oscar means nothing. Yeah, way to take us to Sad Street, B.Coop. B. Coop hurt Anne Hathaway's Oscar-loving emotions when he said this:
"Death became very real. And very tangible. Because my father – someone who had been in my life for 36 years is just fucking gone. I watched him dying and I was there by his bed watching him, breathing with him, and then I saw his last breath and he was gone. I experienced the whole thing. And that was a watershed moment that I was privileged to experience. And it changed everything. Nothing has ever been the same since.
You know William Blake’s Songs Of Innocence? Well, right there, in that moment, the innocence was gone. Done. Never to return. The beauty is that I just don’t sweat shit any more.
My father gave me two gifts – having me and dying with me. I used to be the kid that got the shakes if I had to talk in public; now, I just don’t get nervous about stuff. I can’t control everything. I watched my father die and I realised that is the way we are all going to die. For me, it was a switch from knowing something intellectually to knowing it by tangibly experiencing it. It rewired my neurological system. It almost did the opposite of motivating me. It was about keeping the main thing the main thing.
I don’t want to win an Oscar. It would change nothing. Nothing. The things in my life that aren’t fulfilled would not be fulfilled. Career-wise, right now, it’s better that I don’t win one. I don’t want to win. I don’t."
B. Coop did this interview before the Oscars, so he probably knew he had zero chance at winning and he might as well spit on the Oscars, because #YOLO. I totally picture a shirtless, sweaty B. Coop sitting in a dark corner and saying to himself "I don't want to win. I don't. I don't want an Oscar. I don't want one" while punching a picture of Daniel Day-Lewis holding an Oscar.
B. Coop is telling the truth though. Winning an Oscar means nothing. It's not like winning one gets you special privileges in heaven. (Cut to decades from now when all of us are eating cloud slop with the other simpletons in heaven's mess hall as Anne Hathaway eats prime cut cloud meat in the VIP Oscar winners only section.)
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As an Oncology RN, I experience death all the time. I hold their hands sometimes, I soothe them with words, sometimes prayers...I recently watched my father take his last breath as well. It does change you. Life is fleeting. We need to stop sweating the small stuff and just live each day in the present. Not for tomorrow or even worse, yesterday. Priorities are different.
Bradley is right. It changes you.
It is up to the individual if it is for the better or worse.
I completely understand what he means. Sad, but true. I felt the same way watching my mother take her last breath. It changes you forever.
I just went to look to see how old he is and found out he was born on the day my father died which is also the birthday of my own brother. Freaky.
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What he said about his father made me like him. I promise I won't compare him to Seth Green anymore.
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When someone like Jouquin Pheonix says he doesn't want to win an Oscar, you think "okay" cause he's word and quirky. But he's also Jouquin Pheonix; he's a fantastic actor and has Ben nominated several time. But B Coop? The guy from The Hangover and the A team? Had he of won he would have ran up there, thanked the Academy, and reared up while staring deeply into Oscar's eyes while promising to worship it forever.
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That interview is what bothers me about Coop. He's always is trying to be deep, and it comes off pretentious. Everyone saw how hard he worked the Oscar circuit. He knew he was going to lose to DDL. How much you want to bet he will sing a different tune if he wins? If all he really cared about was acting, he would have stayed in NYC and just done theatre. Real actors are on the stage, not in the movies.
His face bothers me, and this picture exemplifies everything about his face that bothers me. I just feel icky looking at him. Do not understand why women supposedly find him attractive.
MK, you could die taking a dump, wtf?! Or worse, not dying but falling in!
BCoop doesn't do it for me and I don't know why he's talking about Oscars, but I'd give him a big dildo for his performance as a "shirtless, sweaty B. Coop sitting in a dark corner" too! lol
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his already got an Oscar.
its that goldish dildo in his bedside drawers.
I buy it. I think he's right. He's not downing the Oscars as much as he's saying there are more important things to get worked up about. Joaquin, on the other hand, came across more as this: FUCKYOUTHEOSCARSSUCKBITEMEYOUASSHOLES. I like Bradley. He seems smart and doesn't seem to think too highly of himself. Even though he resembles a rodent in most pics, he is pretty good looking in motion.
Not sure what to make of Bradley. Interviews like this make me respect/like him, but then stories like he hit/ beat Jennifer Esposito make me loathe him.
Intelligent, talented and troubled is the best I can come up with for now.
Looks like this serial killer eyed fairy's wish is going to come true!
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If it didn't matter, why was Emu at the Oscars???
Emu lies.
I don’t want to win an Oscar. It would change nothing.
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Just your asking price, but money means nothing to you, fucking thin-lipped, girl-chinned hollywood actor.
LOL! wow, that's hysterical, I'll have to take a look see.
He's fragile and cries easily? Hmmm. Ghey?
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 6:32pm.
has anyone seen Bradley's Inside the Actor's Studio? Dude is like... fragile. He kept crying uncontrollably and it was uncomfortable. It starts within the first 5 minutes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXW7ZHyR7g
has anyone seen Bradley's Inside the Actor's Studio? Dude is like... fragile. He kept crying uncontrollably and it was uncomfortable. It starts within the first 5 minutes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXW7ZHyR7g
Let's see what happens if he ever wins.
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 4:22pm.
*long pause*
This wouldn't have anything to do with being butt-hurt that your costar won an Oscar and was fawned all over, would it?
Because, if you're going to bust ass as hard as top actors do to BE SOMETHING!!!!1, you sure as shit want one of those gold statues.
Ain't nobody buying the b.s. story.
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This interview was done several weeks ago. Most likely before awards season so don't think he said it because he was butt-hurt. I actually believe his statement. *shrug*
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He left out the part about how all through his life his dad told him how he could die happy if only his son won an Oscar.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 3:58pm.
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The story didn't make it clear, why did he kill his father?
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I actually thought he deserved an oscar for that role. he was really good. Made me look at him differently after I watched silver linings playbook. I respect him now, never did before.
He shouldn't even have been nominated, really. Can't believe they chose him over John Hawkes in The Sessions, now that is an actor and really puts Cooper in perspective. Then there's the old man in Amour and poor Richard Gere deserved a nomination before him.
Harvey Weinstein has ruined the Oscars ever since he bought one for Goop.
But I think it's truly an honor in itself... just not being nominated.
I held my mother's hand as she died & he is right. Actually witnessing a loved one die is indescribable & changes you forever.
Get over yourself B. Coop. You didn't invent it.
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Cockadouche!
He's lucky that he can find something good in the death of his father.
As far as I'm concerned, the death of a parent is something that most times fucks up your life, especially if it happens when you are a kid.
So kudos to him.
Plus, it's true that the death of a loved ones puts things into perspective, albeit often it's hard to find the right balance between the awe and the hate and disgust for life.
I can see where he is coming from. My Sister-In-Law was with her mom when she died while in hospice. She is different now. She doesn't let the little things get to her anymore, enjoys life a lot more. Once you see a life end it makes you value living.
He's right. We all have very short lives and we will all be forgotten. The sun will eventually devour the Earth, erasing any proof that humans existed. Does anything we do really matter? Only to us.
Well he deserved to win. Daniel Day did a great job, but Lincoln's voice was a little odd, he played on the fact that we have no audio of him, but we know he didn't sound like that. Bradley's performance was a knockout and along with Jennifer's it made the movie.
Here's the thing, Emu, I get what he's saying, and, honestly, it would mean more if he didn't talk about that touching/sad moment in conjunction with awards...Those two things aren't in the same vein and comparing the two is like comparing apples to oranges, and trying to use your father's passing as some sort of awakening in regards to a trophy just makes you sound fake as hell. Also this statement made me do a giant ass eye roll "It rewired my neurological system. It almost did the opposite of motivating me." it rewired your neurological system? Emu Coop...shut up.now...ps: my condolences on your pappis passing, but shut up.
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"I totally picture a shirtless, sweaty B. Coop sitting in a dark corner and saying to himself "I don't want to win. I don't. I don't want an Oscar. I don't want one" while punching a picture of Daniel Day-Lewis holding an Oscar."
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LMAO!
When Carlisle went "down' I heard him (BH) mutter, "wtf??"
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Never cared for him and found him very douchey but this? Not douchey at all. Makes me kinda like him.
Oh and FYI the latest Twilight movie..Breaking Dawn Season 2 or some shit...was utter DOG SHIT. Even after the much hyped "twist ending" was so horrible, predictable and BORING. The credits ran and while Twihards cried, I cried that I'll never get my 2 hours and $15 back.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 4:47pm.
LOL where I don't know EXACTLY the minutes. But yes just FF to the part where they meet up to fight. LOL.
@ crazyassmom - yes, it was!
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Well crap. Looks like I'll have to watch it again, but fast forward to the part where I had no more fucks to give and watch the end.
Those were his father's two gifts: having him and dying with him? Doesn't that apply to almost everyone?
@MJT.
BH watched that with me last night. At the end of the vision he says, "well, that was certainly a mind Fuck!". Lol
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
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"shirtless, sweaty B. Coop" #cums
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 4:30pm.
is that the fight on the ice that is in all of the commercials? if so, when it comes on cable i'll watch that and only that.
is it exactly 20 minutes before the end credits? i'd hate to watch any more of that movie than i absolutely have to ...
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Wow ! His words struck a chord with me when he says that his dad has been in his life for 36 years. My dad turned 36 the day before I was born & I'm the eldest of his 4 children. He's got Alzheimer's now & it's so hard to see him struggle to recognize us at times , he mixes me up with my sister. Losing your cognitive memories really sucks ! George Carlin used to say that the devils first name was Alzheimer's. Does anyone here remember that part of his set? George was avant-garde another great comedian gone too soon just like my beloved sweet adorable Mitch Hedburg.
Yeah Brad is right oscar -smoshcar who the fuck needs ya dude ?!? I mean it's not like he spells his name with an "e" ? Can u imagine Brad spelled as Brade ?!
Fuck off ...... ain't nobody got time for that !
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 4:30pm.
I'm not saying it turned Oscar worthy or that you still wouldn't hate yourself for watching it - but the end was the best part. LOL.
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Awwwww...... that's sweet. And it's no wonder that he was so close with his father.
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MJT - so you're saying my getting up and going to bed and saying "fuckit" to the last 40 min of that shit fest was where I should have stayed and finished it? LOL
@M.E. I enjoyed SLP. I didn't read the book though and usually if I read the book first, the movie never is as good. For me anyhow.
It should be out on video/netflix soon. I think it's worth a watch.