Jaden Smith And One Of The Jenner Girls Went Out On A Date
As Justin Bieber continued to wah wah wah on Instagram about how the paparazzi totally shat on his Super Sweet 19 birthday party, his partner in hood rat stuff foolery Jaden Smith hung out with the youngest member of the Kartrashian Klan in London. 14-year-old Jaden Smith and 15-year-old Kylie Jenner went to dinner at Nobu Berkley in London last night and then walked around the streets this morning. Before you start shouting about how Kylie Jenner should be in school, I'll have your ass know that she's enrolled in Pimp Mama Kris's School of Fame Whoring and walking around in front of the paps with Jaden Smith is part of her finals. (SPOILER ALERT: PMK is going to give her an F, because she didn't start a teen wedding rumor by wearing a ring on her hitchin' finger and she didn't start a teen pregnancy rumor by clutching her stomach like she's knocked up. Fame whore fail.)
The good news is that Will Smith was with them at dinner last night, so Jaden Smith couldn't use one of his mom's old drivers licenses to buy themselves some booze. The bad news is that Will Smith was with them at dinner last night, which means he totally condones this mess. Didn't Will Smith listen when Willow Smith told him to stop throwing them on the fame whore train? Obviously not, because there he is smiling for the paps as his son works the stroll with one of PMK's girls. I am side-eyeing Will Smith for joining fame whore forces with PMK and for letting his son wear a bandanna leg warmer.
PMK must have some serious shit on Will and Jada. Because any normal parent would throw a chastity belt on their son if PMK asked them, "So, your son's not a shy pee-er, right?"