La Toya Trades In Her Detective Monocle For A Pimp Cane
Since Detective La Toya has officially gotten to the BOTTOM OF EVERYTHING and single-handedly put Michael Jackson's shady ass doctor in prison (Side note: I shouldn't say single-handedly, because I'm pretty sure the Watson to her Sherlock, Bubbles, helped out by polishing her monocle at least once), her crime-solving days are over and now she can focus on a new career: pimping out MJ's kids for a quick check.
Page Six says that La Toya must've inherited Joe Jackson's talent at pimping (minus that whole "beating with a switch" thing), because she's managing the "careers" of Michael Jackson's kids and is getting them gigs. Auntie Toy Toy started a managing company called Jai-Tail Enterprises and right now the Jackson kids are her only clients. In just a few weeks, Auntie Toy Toy got 16-year-old Prince Michael a correspondent job on Entertainment Tonight and a guest starring role on the now-canceled 90210. Only the best and A-listiest gigs for Prince Michael! 15-year-old Paris Jackson recently booked a role in a movie, which starts filming in London later this year.
But all of those gigs are small time compared to the $10 million reality show deal that La Toya is working on right now. A source says that La Toya is out there selling a reality show starring the Jackson kids and Katherine Jackson. OWN is interested in the show and if La Toya closes the deal, she'll get 15% commission of that $10 million. The source says that the Jackson kids trust Auntie Toy Toy, because while their other aunts and uncles were kidnapping their memaw, she took them into the corner and whispered into their ears, "Stick with me kids and I'll make you STAHS!"
“She pounced while everyone else was making a lot of useless noise. It was her smoke screen, and she got it done. She told them how she knew [Michael] better than anybody else, and she knew he’d want them to follow their dreams; and because they were his children, they could be media and entertainment moguls. She had a blueprint. She sold it, and they bought it.
Prince wasn’t exactly eager to do ET, but could you tell? When the money is on the line, Toya is going to cash in. I wouldn’t bet against her."
You can say that Michael Jackson is probably moonwalking in his grave over the thought of his kids tap dancing for a check under the spotlight, but I doubt he is (he totally is). Michael Jackson trusts Auntie Toy Toy and knows that if anybody can whore his kids out with class, it's her. Toy Toy is obviously proving MJ right by turning Prince Michael into a glorified Billy Bush and getting him a role on the #1,687 show in the country 90210.
And Auntie Toy Toy's job as the Jackson kid's manager isn't complete until she gets Blanket Jackson a job as the new face of Salon Selectives. I mean, with a luxurious mane like that.
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Oh. Paris looks a lot like Nelly Furtado here. Huh.
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2 for the price of 3!
I said it before and I'll say it again. While everyone was getting in a tizzy, LaToya was snuggling up to them kids all cozy like. Now, she is their agent. Way to go LaToya!! You know which side your bread is buttered and you know that you gotta get yoself set up for old age. Work it.
Submitted by Fronika
Those kids are getting darker and darker as they get older, so two fingers to all those who said they weren't Jackson's.
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Every time I get a look into the inner workings of the mind of an Obama voter, I shudder.
America, her manifest destiny, I pity, pity.
Poor Paris, got her mama's upper arms. That one's gonna be meaty and haveta fight the chunk.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Zambonie -- OMG, Ranger is adorable! Give him a big hug & kiss from Aunt Twatty!
GG -- Gotta love any place that has awesome lemonade! Those outfits are a trip, though.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Those kids are getting darker and darker as they get older, so two fingers to all those who said they weren't Jackson's.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I guess after that big "I want my grandma" blow-up, Janet married her billionaire and has nary a fuck to give about what The Jackson Freeloader Foundation is getting up to. MJ would have never allowed those kids to be booked for gigs, especially low rent ones like 90210 and hosting ET.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
They sure aren't respecting MJ's wish that he DID NOT want them in the spotlight. Money wins again.
Twat Muffin Yeah, that's Ranger. A Dachshund Scottie mix, he was maybe a year old when that was taken
Twatty, Hot Dog on a Stick is in the food court. They sell hot dogs and corn dogs on a stick...I think cheese too. BUt they have an AWSOME lemonade! The uniforms have not changed since the mod 60's and have a matching little hat that the guys have to wear too!
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/60/girlhotdogonasticksmaller6sl.jpg...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Better than Jermaine.
Everyone in that family is interested in MJ's money they don't give a damn about those kids. Give it time and they will find out what slime balls they all are. Just like LMP has found out with the group of people she thought were caring for her, what she's like in her 40s now? Sad!
I hope she lets them keep their noses.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
MissAnnThrope -- rarely do offspring have the kind of talent that their parents have, but that's why it's called nepotism. I hate nepotism. Like the show "Girls" -- all of those bitches on the show are products of nepotism.
Zambonie -- that's hysterical. "And today on Dog the Bounty Hunter, the search for Prince Michael Jackson." BTW, is that your puppy in your avie? So darn cute!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
MJ's kids and mom have a suit going to trial next month against AEG, MJ's final concert promoter. They claim that AEG pressured Dr. Murray to make sure MJ rehearsed for the concerts, despite his fragile health, leading to his death by drugs.
Since AEG hired and paid Murray, there's a sliver of a claim there. But Murray (who's broke*) and MJ share the vast bulk of the responsibility for what happened.
*(Also, in CA, med malpractice claims are severely limited in damages and defended to the hilt.)
thank fuck i'm not a kid growing up now. i remember how rough it was hearing or reading stuff in a note some other kids said about me, can't imagine what it would be like to go online and read shitty comments x 1000 and from adults too.
also their progeny doesn't really matter. michael said they were his kids and he seemed to genuinely love them and have their best interests in mind, something i'm doubtful about with the rest of the family.
remember when Michael held baby blanket over that balcony? that looked like a bald headed little white baby? Or was there a blanket on his head and he's always looked...er... middle eastern? I was expecting his kids to look mixed white/black, but none do. Poor kids... my guess is they don't have any more talent in them than MY kids. But they are going to try to be famous because of their dad's fame. Kinda like Lisa Marie Presley. Very few kids from super famous parents get that kind of talent. If you don't have it, quit pretending. Be your own person.
Those boys are creepy
the young one has antichrist eyes and the old one is an entitled little creep
I expect we'll eventually see dog the bounty hunter chasing the older one around the world in a few years after he's raped, killed and eaten someone
Wednesday, Pugsley, and Pubert along with Aunt Ophelia.
GG -- hey, hon! They're just saying she's gorgeous because she's a Jackson. There's actually a store called "Hot Dog on a Stick"? OMG, I love that name!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
HOMELY! X3
I wish we could go back to the day when working in entertainment was disdainful.
Toy-Toy will always be a detective. Until all crimes are solved, Det. LaToya is always on the case. She's multi-tasking 'cos she can.
loool MK, love the tag #getmoneybitch.. wow the oldest one looks like a slimeball already..I feel bad for these kids cause they are fucking screwed.. I can picture the headlines now... I know MJ is turning in his grave..
Seeing his son follow his footsteps into acting, Corey Feldman must be very proud.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 12:32pm.
Blanket should follow his black twisted little heart and take out his family members one by one...starting with Uncie Jermain.
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Isn't Jermajesty Jermaine's kid? He's the one that supposedly was chasing Blanket with a taser a few years back...Jermajesty you in danger girl!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
laToya shudda called it JAIL BAIT Enterprises.
paris looks like her incubator mom-- debbie-whats-her-face.
wonder if these damn kids have any contact w/their mothers?
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Blanket is my favourite!
Blanket should follow his black twisted little heart and take out his family members one by one...starting with Uncie Jermain.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Little Blanket's got that Stewie vibe about him, with a bit of Brain from Pinkie and the Brain.
You just know he's got a plan that's years in the making to take out the whole family, disable the grid and declare himself ruler of the world. lols
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The girl is pretty - NOT BEAUTIFUL. There are 2 or three girls like her at Hot Dog on a Stick at the mall. She's too meaty for modeling and maybe not tall enough. THe older boy...I am seeing Corey Haim (sp) 2.0.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Apparently,her business is called Ja-tail, and is inexplicably pronounced Jah-tell. It stands for Just Another Timely Adventure In Life. Friggin cheesey. And they expect people to come to them for "branding?" LOL
http://www.latoyaonline.com/jatail.php
I hate to diss on their diddling, pedo dad, but he must've done something right - the older two are poised and well-spoken. Blanket however looks like he's ready to play Tonto's son in the upcoming Lone Ranger.
great hair, but if looks could kill...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 12:14pm.
The little one looks like he is going to go all Richard Ramierez soon.
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I was thinking the same thing. Like the type that would do something dastardly and then eat a bowel of cereal afterward. I'd sleep with one eye open around him. There is no way Michael would approve of this. I don't recall him entrusting the welfare to any of his siblings, shit aside from his mom, the other people he wanted to be guardians weren't even blood relatives. I'm still disappointed in Latoya though, I know that sounds delusional to say, but I always thought, regardless of how fucked up she seemed, that genuinely had a good heart.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@ "Prince wasn’t exactly eager to do ET, but could you tell?"
I imagine. He was more interested in behind the scene work and accompanied his father when he was still alive.
Hekki -- yeah, the kid is bad news. The mother raised him to believe the world revolved around him. Also, if attention isn't paid to him 100% of the time, he gets really, really pissed off. When I babysat him that time, when he stormed off upstairs, I called up his father, something I didn't want to do as they were out enjoying themselves that evening. The father spoke to him and the kid shut up the rest of the night. The kid has enormous rage issues, too. He's asian so he has a very slight build, but he's gotten into some pretty bad fights on the school bus, but the mother always defends his behavior. From what she's described, he's started at least half of the fights. His sister is also adopted but she's a really well-adjusted kid, but it's clear that the mother favors him much more than the sister, which is really sad (I much prefer his sister). We're no longer friends because we had an argument one day and she came out with this zinger, "you're just jealous because you don't have kids." No offense to you or others who have kids, but anyone who knows me knows that I'm the last person on the planet who would want kids; it's not for me.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
@TwatMuffin
Sounds like me growing up. :O My mother is passive and didnt really discipline me cause I always got good grades. But when I was a little kid, I was bossy, demanding, stubborn, self-centered, selfish, confrontational, and a smartass....I outgrew most of that, though I'm still bossy and a smartass, but my mom did tell me she thought I was a little demon child growing up. She thought that since I was a girl, I'd be easier to raise than my older half-brother. Boy was she wrong. I was spoiled and told my mother what to do, and there weren't any consequences if I misbehaved. If I ever have kids, I sure hope none of them act like I did when I was younger. But I'm not a pushover like my mom, thank god.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
The little one looks like he is going to go all Richard Ramierez soon.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
michael, who kept their lives private to give them a childhood, would hate it. i believe he wouldn't mind if they do real artistic work but not that d-list activity.
paris jackson will make HER way; you can't whore her out. she's intelligent and had always her own opinions.
Twatty - that is so gross. I've heard of whole families sharing the same bed and not because they po and can't afford beds for their kids. It's so twisted and creepy to me.
here go more hell come...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Twatty: That kid was adopted AND spoiled? Ruh roh... We have friends with a really nasty child. Actually, last time she was here, she was pretty mellow, but she didn't fool me. She's a mean little piece of work. You can spot them.
Ophelia -- if I still spoke to his mother, I'd grab that kid and check for the 666 on his scalp. I'm sure he has it. Damien -- LMAO! And get this, at 9 years of age, they had to get a bigger bed. He still wanted to sleep with his parents in bed. I'm sorry, but I'd be like get yo big ass out of my bed; I don't believe in kids sleeping in the marital bed. And he was on ADHD medications, too. I think they were using ADHD as an excuse for his bad behavior.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
WTF? None of these kids look related!
Blanket's expressions are priceless!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 11:44am.
winniwins -- I'm seeing the older boy as a Belushi/Corey Feldman hybrid -- whaddya think?
Whamo -- Whams, bad Whams -- 40 lashes with a wet noodle!!! LOL!
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Totally. He certainly resembles both but seems to have Feldmans penchant for fashion. Whamo- LOL
@Twatty did you check the kid's scalp for 666? sounds like you had Damien at your place. LOL
Ophelia -- "kill you in your sleep" -- OMG, I know a kid like that. My ex-friend adopted a boy like that. She spoiled the shit out of this kid. I had to babysit him & his sister once. They came over to my house. This little fucker was bossing me around, telling me to switch channels on the TV (I switched the channels), told me to switch them again. By the time he requested a second switch, I told him, listen kid, this is my house, there's three of us here, and if you don't like it, tough. He stormed upstairs and started pouting. Nasty little fucker. I predict a murder of his family in their sleep or a Columbine-type slaying in his future, I kid you not. Little fucker is seriously disturbed.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
It just pains me to see these kids in the spotlight. This isn't what MJ wanted for them and with the family they have left no one is going to teach them right and wrong in the biz.
winniwins -- I'm seeing the older boy as a Belushi/Corey Feldman hybrid -- whaddya think?
Whamo -- Whams, bad Whams -- 40 lashes with a wet noodle!!! LOL!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Someone needs to get that shit in a can out of their hands and give them some water to flush out the crap they're obviously eating (like TexnDoc said).
Prince looks like he sits in front of the TV eating Cheetos all day.
Not Hollywood material.