Amy Poehler Responds To Taylor Swift Damning Her To Hell (UPDATE: Tina Responded Too!)
A special place in hell became my #1 "I want to go to there" place today when Taylor Swift condemned Tina Fey and Amy Poehler there because Tina made fun of her ass at the Golden Globes. Taylor told Vanity Fair that there's a special place in Hades for women who don't help other women and she was obviously talking about Tina and Amy. Amy took a little break from buying SPF and a water bottle hat for her special trip to hell to give The Hollywood Reporter her thoughts on what that shade-throwing bird girl said about her and Tina. Amy said this:
"Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff. "
Yes, that response was on the right side of classy and it was also smart, because the IRS is laughing at it while Amy secretly moves some of her money to off-shore accounts. But this not the response I wanted! I wanted Amy to slick her hair back in a bun, stick razors in her hair, put on all her rings, get in her car, pick up Tina Fey and drive to Taylor Swift's house to jump that bitch for talking shit. Handle it Mi Vida Loca style.
But really, Amy's response was perfect and had the perfect touch of shade in it.
UPDATE: Tina Fey said this to ET about Taylor wishing her to hell and it's best if you picture Tina saying this while she's greasing up her face and pulling her hair back, "If anyone was going to get mad at us, I thought it would be James Cameron. I did not see that one coming. It was a joke, it was a lighthearted joke."
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I feel like Taylor's comment about them going to hell was just an attempt at a witty come back, but just failed and came off as way harsh and not funny.
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Taylor needs to stop sticking her tampons in her ass.
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Taylor Swift just sold her house in Hyannis Port, making a $875k profit inna few months. Not tooo stupid...
I'd rather spend an eternity in Hell with Amy and Tiny than a micro second with Taylor Swift. Fuck that cunt.
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:53pm.
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That's just it, at that age you ARE held to some standards. It's just at that age nobody can tell you (not you personally) anything, you think you know it all. You don't. None of us did.
Given some time you're gonna reach an age/stage of life where you look back on your young adulthood and shake your head at a few things. Trust me on that.
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Word! At 23 or 24 you don't know shyt about shyt. But you think you do.
At 25, I try my best to avoid that future of looking "back on your young adulthood and shake your head at a few things," by learning from the mistakes of those around me. Working pretty well so far.
Well if Tina and Amy are going to hell I hope I'm right there next to them. I can only imagine the laughs we'd have talking crap about everybody. Love them both...don't care what anybody says!
Bieber's downslide looks like it has started.
Her's shouldn't be too far behind.
Be nice to people on the way up cuz you'll meet the same people on the way down.
betcha satan plays taylor swift music in hell on his ipod.
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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:25pm.
"...hate to say it but at 23 you are a bit of a kid, an adult kid but still a kid. All that stuff you listed, you're just learning how to navigate, that plus so much more. And you don't have much luxury to practice getting it right the first time."
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Damn right, bambam. In fact, for some of the people I know, this extends into the early thirties. Personally, remembering adolescence and my twenties, I feel like I was off-the-charts insane, completely hormonal physically and peaks and valleys emotionally. Had I been the same person but famous, with every comment subject to interpretation online, I probably wouldn't be here.
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That may be true for some people, but I think it's more to do with nurture than nature. People think that teenagers and early 20-somethings can't handle real life, so they coddle and indulge them, so the people in question don't get stretched and learn to grow, which only confirms the older peoples' suspicions. It's a self fulfilling prophecy.
As for the "everything being subject to scrutiny" aspect, that's not an age thing. It's a privacy - or the lack thereof - thing. I'm approaching 30, and there are still things I say and do in my private life that would be mortifying if they were in the public domain. That's part of life (all of life), and a major reason that everyone needs a private sphere in which they can grow without people jumping down their throats.
I know enough people in their teens and early 20s who are mature, as well as enough people who matured appropriately and are fine now, that I think it's dangerous to indulge immaturity. Unless you want the drinking and voting ages increased, then beyond the age of 18 you're an adult and should be treated as such.
Taylor just set herself up for some REAL tearing down come next awards show. Nice going girl!
Perhaps Ricky will be available? :fingerscrossed He not female enough for the special hell thing anyway.
YOu fucked with the wrong bitches lol! OMG WOW! I cant think of two women more pro-female in the industry. They are everything I would want in a goddamned friend.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Imagine that you are Tuna (typo stays because I imagine in my own head that Tina would laugh) or Amy and you could actually ask MK out for cocktails and he wouldnt think you were a stalker and would probably go. Then you could sit and make cracks about people all night long and laugh your ass off. And you'd be able to write it off as business, too!
*daydreams some more*
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:40pm.
Tweet from Taylor announcing that Vanity Fair misquoted her in 3...2...1.
Also, love the nice bit of shade from Amy reminding people she is a feminist. As we all know, Taylor doesn't consider herself a feminist. Maybe that's why I can't find one example of Taylor Swift ever helping a sister out. Since she's all 'us girls need to stick together' and shit you'd think there'd be tons of examples.
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You know it! Everyone knows that Vanity Fair just can't get anything right. Eye roll.
Besides being an immature young woman, she is also a humorless one. Just another reason not to be impressed with Squinty.
Taylor is in a tough industry, and she needs to develop a tough skin. In order to do that she needs to grow up and shed her immaturity first.
Taylor Swifts 15 minutes were up 20 minutes ago.
That said, I want to go to hell with Tina and Amy because all the best people will be there (people such as the Kardashians, Lohan, Sheen, Hathaway, Gosselin, Octomom and Swift will have already been blasted into the Noiseless Void for all eternity).
And isn't it hilarious when people such as Swift, Lena Dunham, Hathaway and Brian Williams' kid start believing their own press? Newsflash, girls: PR flacks make their living TELLING LIES TO THE PUBLIC.
Swift Stalker is trying to check them for pointing out she's pathetic? Man, that shit was lame as hell. She needs a case of Tourette's or something.
One of Taylor's "people" needs to teach that poor girl The First Rule of Holes.
But Tina and Amy: Taylor Swift is a deadly serious artiste, the Joni Mitchell of Her Time (in Unicorn Fantasy World)(cue Joni laughing herself into a coma), so HOW DARE YOU make jokes about her deadly serious ART all about the various men who have pissed her off?
You SHOULD go to hell, Amy and Tina, because selling records like McDonald's hamburgers IS ART AND SERIOUS OMG ELEVENTY!!!
Additionally I love them both. They're like Lucy and Ethel. Tina totally reminds me of a very modern Lucille Ball. Love her.
LOVE their response.
Taylor, get a sense a humor and while you're at it, take the stick out of your tight ass.
"Submitted by 12stepstohell on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:43pm.
Wait, let me see if I understand this correctly...Taylor swift thought to verbally get back at tina and amy by quoting katie couric?
BWAHAHA!! Idiot."
Bahahahahahaha!
Amy and Tina are the best. Hell will be hilarious! Can't wait.
If Taylor can't handle what comes with fame, then maybe she should get out of the spot light. Millions of dollars for singing songs. Not saving lives or helping people, just shitty songs my 7 year old loves. Bitch please. Take the heat or get out of the kitchen
I'm happy she's a feminist but Amy should put away that left tit. I'm a feminist too, but please.... Nothing attractive about a saggy tit hanging out of a $4500 dress.
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Love Amy and Tina!! They handled this so well. They could have skewered Swift with both hands behind their backs. But that wouldn't even be a challenge for them. Like swatting a fly.
Taylor got called out and could not deal. Put that in a song, Taylor!
Taylor has a stick up her ass and can't take a joke. She is the most annoying 23 year old EVER.
I was hoping one of them would mention being the subject of her next song to throw it back in her face.
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between this & and fun bags dunham saying fey helped her through middle school, the twenty-somethings need to sit down for a hot minute.
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Nothing says crazy like trying to convince people you're not crazy. Bonus points for doing this in an magazine interview where you use a proxy to explain why you're so sadsies that Harry Styles dumped you before the spring fling dance.
Serious question - does she have the same PR team in place that milked the sh*t out of that Kanye debacle to earn her enough money to buy Barbie dream castles across the street from all her crushes? And if so, how have they not reigned that crazy in from becoming the biggest laughingstock in America?
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:34pm.
"fell hard" meaning
- i bought a house next door to you and installed 24 hours 7 days CCTV motion sensor powered by solar cells, so it never shuts down and it is hooked up to a godaddy warehouse with 50terabye of hard disk space.
- called up the locksmith to tell them I'm your sister and I lost your the house key, so he could cut me a new key and i went inside and put hidden cameras and bugged your phone
- hacked your iphone to instal a tracker system so i know where you are at all times
- bought myself a tree outfit, so i can stand in your garden and pretend to be a tree and watch who comes in and out.
FYI to Shifty: THIS is how REAL WOMEN handle their business and maintain their dignity.
(Though I may be willing to pay good money to see MK's version. Talk about slapping a ho down! Could we add the Lesbeaver to that melee? PRETTY PLEASE?!?!)
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:26pm.
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That song where she says, "And when I fell hard you took a step back" or something along those lines makes me lmao--because you just know that guy was like, "Whoa, this chick is a fucking stalker!"
But in her delusional world, he "stepped back" WITH NO REASON AT ALL WHEN SHE "FELL HARD"!
lol
The weirdest thing about Taylor Swift is that she is a 23 year old writing "we are never ever ever ever getting back together." #embarrassing
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:11pm.
i mean, yeah sure its not creepy at all to buy the house next door to the high school boy you have dated for ONE week.
i mean sure, its not creepy and desperate at all to buy the house next door in London, because you went out with 1 date with some teeny bopper boy band member.
that doesn't creep 18 year old boys out at all!!! noooo... especially when they get a text message "hay its taylor...um just wondering who is that girl who just knocked on the door? xoxoxo"
boy: "they were girl scouts selling cookies"
taylor: "oh really now? what were their names? what scout club? what type of cookies? did they smile? they want to steal you!!! xoxoxoxoxo"
boy: "honest it was just some scout cookies, $2 a box to help them build their new music hall"
taylor: "LIAAAAAAAARRRRR you cheater! liaaarrrr!! how dare you! i saw them from the window you were flirting with them!!!! lies"
boy: "taylor um..."
taylor: "love you xoxoxoxoxo"
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:11pm.
ditto i felt sorry for taylor swift when kanye pulled that stunt and said beyonce deserve that shit.
that stunt actually help win over alot of sympathy for taylor, like it did for me.
but now she is just a bat shit cray cray hoe who will probably soon perform voodoo if someone looks at her the wrong way.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:53pm.
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That's just it, at that age you ARE held to some standards. It's just at that age nobody can tell you (not you personally) anything, you think you know it all. You don't. None of us did.
Given some time you're gonna reach an age/stage of life where you look back on your young adulthood and shake your head at a few things. Trust me on that.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:58pm.
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THIS^^^^^^^^^^^
Loopy nails it. Man, I used to feel bad for poor little Tay Tay when ol' meanie Kanye stole her thunder (which turned out to be one of the best things that ever happened to her) but she's shown herself to be WELL able to dish the shit both in her poor-me songs and in "RL" (that obnoxious English accent she did at the Grammys to stick it to her ex BF) but completely UNable to suck up a little herself.
Jennifer Lawrence is about TS's age and handles the attention fame brings--both positive and negative--with humor and a far thicker skin.
Hey Ecky,
I worked with this young dude who used to go clubbing all the time. We worked side by side for a few years (I was nine years older) when he told me he didn't like going out so much anymore because the young twenty somes were crazy acting. I had to laugh at him under my breath cuz he was only 28!!
I was thinking "Motherfucker you were the same way just a few years ago!"
Back in my day you could buy a 3 story plus basement rowhouse for around 55k (They call them brownstones in NYC.) I didn't think I could ever save enough for a good down payment, I was too busy smoking up my disposable income. Today those homes run about half a mil. Just young and dumb.
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It has been a while since I've seen any reference to Cool ”Disco” Dan. You must be from my neck of the woods!!! Those tags used to be everywhere!
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:53
"Bull. I'm in my early 20's and I think it's time people stop saying "Awh, she's a kid" or "they're just kids"....that's what Dina Lohan always says about Lindsay Lohan. She always refers to her as a child, it's fucked up.
You can drive, own a home, earn an income, have kids, and apparently run an enterprise at Taylor Swift's age...so why not hold her to some standards?"
Ok, ok, not trying to start a fight. I guess what I was trying (apparently ineptly) to say was that everyone fucks up big time growing up, but that adding fame and scrutiny on top of it would probably exacerbate the stupidity of it all.
I mean, heck, lots of people get married and have kids at that age, but how many of them shouldn't have and are miserable?
Sorry,though. No offence was intended.
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Out of all of them I think that Katie couric came out the worst. That depression sounds pretty petty and spiteful- not exactly the image she usually projects
taylor should suck it up and own it.
she can fucking write songs and bag the guys she dates but other people can't make a joke out of her?
fuck off you slut tart, you write songs about your ex-bfs, which im sure they are none too please about, but they cant whinge about it...and you're such an "artist" uggghhhh the suffering... the pain...the heartache..ohhh the pain....... ohhhh such an artist.
bitch you are the "i cant stay single for too long, i must latch onto the dick on two legs with a pulse and if it doesn't work out ill write a song about him" type.
maybe slowdown abit, because desperation is not sexy. and stop dating teen boys who just turned legal who are still in high school. thats just not sexy either.
and you write bubble gum songs, its not exactly high art. fucking get over yourself. get a sense of humour.
ouch. taylor is getting roasted over this on every gossip site. glad i'm not a fan of hers
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:25pm.
"...hate to say it but at 23 you are a bit of a kid, an adult kid but still a kid. All that stuff you listed, you're just learning how to navigate, that plus so much more. And you don't have much luxury to practice getting it right the first time."
Damn right, bambam. In fact, for some of the people I know, this extends into the early thirties. Personally, remembering adolescence and my twenties, I feel like I was off-the-charts insane, completely hormonal physically and peaks and valleys emotionally. Had I been the same person but famous, with every comment subject to interpretation online, I probably wouldn't be here.
I'm not a fan of hers (I'm not even sure if I've ever heard any of her songs*) but every mistake she makes gets analyzed 1000x over.
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Bull. I'm in my early 20's and I think it's time people stop saying "Awh, she's a kid" or "they're just kids"....that's what Dina Lohan always says about Lindsay Lohan. She always refers to her as a child, it's fucked up.
You can drive, own a home, earn an income, have kids, and apparently run an enterprise at Taylor Swift's age...so why not hold her to some standards?
"Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:38pm.
I cant stand Kanye but hes right about her not deserving that award."
That was the only tolerable thing Kanye West has done in the past decade, putting that bitch in her place (while overrating another). The ONLY thing.
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agirl -- that's hysterical about dlisted & Tina Fey. Whenever I'm talking to friends who don't know much about dlisted (although they know I post on it), I always throw in, "well Tina Fey reads dlisted and it was mentioned in Vanity Fair," like we're all fancy & sophisticated & shit. I have to make the endless hours I spend here seem somehow worthwhile, you know?
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:25pm.
"...hate to say it but at 23 you are a bit of a kid, an adult kid but still a kid. All that stuff you listed, you're just learning how to navigate, that plus so much more. And you don't have much luxury to practice getting it right the first time."
Damn right, bambam. In fact, for some of the people I know, this extends into the early thirties. Personally, remembering adolescence and my twenties, I feel like I was off-the-charts insane, completely hormonal physically and peaks and valleys emotionally. Had I been the same person but famous, with every comment subject to interpretation online, I probably wouldn't be here.
I'm not a fan of hers (I'm not even sure if I've ever heard any of her songs*) but every mistake she makes gets analyzed 1000x over.
*I listen to top 40 a lot, so I'm guessing I've heard her. Whenever I hear that "If I die young, bury me in something...?" song, I imagine that's Taylor Swift.
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I cant stand Kanye but hes right about her not deserving that award.