Bitch Got Booed: The Justin Bieber Edition
That picture just tells a thousand stories. I don't know if Justin Bieber is telling someone to pull his finger or he's giving an imaginary prostate exam while getting an imaginary prostate exam or his period leaked through his white pants and he's screaming for just one tampon. Just one. It's totally the latter.
And so the mutiny begins... The Beliebers are starting to turn and last night they dared to boo at their Canadian Jesus after he didn't show up on stage on time. E! News says that MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice's butt baby was supposed to take the stage at London's O2 Arena at 8:30, but he didn't start popping his pussy until after 10 and the fetuses in the audience were raging about it. One of the Biebs' fans, Sophia Lee, tells E! that after Carly Rae Jepsen opened, they kept waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for The Lesbeaver to get on stage but he never did. Their nannies tried to calm them with a juice box and even rubbed their gums with a little extra-strength Benadryl liquid, but they kept screaming and eventually booed a bitch. Sophia Lee said:
"I was at the concert and he [Bieber] came out at 10:15 p.m. and Carly Rae Jepsen finished her set at 9:10 p.m.. Justin should have been out at 9:30. Everyone was kept waiting not knowing anything. All they did was kept playing Michael Jackson songs. All the fans were getting so annoyed at around 9:50 p.m., fans started booing. I stayed! But many people left early as the last underground train was at 12 a.m., so people needed to get home. He didn't even apologize. That's what makes it worse...My mom paid for five tickets so she's not happy."
The Biebs also let out a trail of sowwies on Twitter this morning and blamed the media for exaggerating shit.
We should give that baby douche a break, because he didn't know that taking an extra hit from his Playskool bong would put him in a weed-induced coma in his playpen for two hours and it's not his fault that his nanny didn't wake him up. But the average age of a Belieber is like 4, so he needs to think of all the children who needed to get up early for school today. Not only should the Biebs thinks about the children, but he should think about the children's teachers too. Those poor preschool teachers have to deal with a bunch of grumpy ass brats who are throwing tantrums and threatening to stab them in the knee with safety scissors, because they didn't get enough mimi times last night. I'm afraid of a lot of things, but a baby who hasn't slept is on the top of that list.
And here's some pictures from Justin's show, which looks like a televangelist concert at science museum.
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When you are late to the stage, that is disrespectful of the fans. The fans that are PAYING him to be on time.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Little douche wears one golden Rolex on each wrist, but failed probably at learning to read a watch.
Can't wait for his career to be over. That day will come. Hopefully sooner than later.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:03pm.
well we ain't taking him.
the last thing we need is a puny dweeb looking thing who thinks he is the terminator.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:25pm.
"I'm friendly but my usual expresionless face isn't all that welcoming. It's okay though, thins out the heard a little bit so I don't have to put up with as much crap."
trust, over the years you will appreciate that "not putting up with as much crap" part. and i well know of how strangers can wrongly assume from facial expressions that something is wrong with one when one is really just in neutral or "cautiously holding back" or "thinking about something else" mode...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:08pm.
@vsminmoose - "I'm a lady! vampire white skin (the scary kind, not the fairytale/pretty kind) blue eyes and black hair. I don't look like my mom or my dad. I'm all kinds of messed up."
i have a former co-worker with that look -- for whatever it's worth she always gave me a "power" impression. imo embrace it and make it work!
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Thanks. I have been told by almost every friend I've ever had that they assumed I was a major b*tch the first time they saw me. I'm friendly but my usual expresionless face isn't all that welcoming. It's okay though, thins out the herd a little bit so I don't have to put up with as much crap.
If I EVER think of being late, I always call ahead of time for a heads up. I was holding a big fundraiser once and told a host to get there early. Bitch texts me an hour later she's sick. It wouldnt bother me so much if I caught her going out of town the next night. Late bishes annoy me!
But this is the beginning of the end for Biebs if even his beliebers are booing him
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
@vsminmoose - "I'm a lady! vampire white skin (the scary kind, not the fairytale/pretty kind) blue eyes and black hair. I don't look like my mom or my dad. I'm all kinds of messed up."
i have a former co-worker with that look -- for whatever it's worth she always gave me a "power" impression. imo embrace it and make it work!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:02pm.
I'm all kinds of messed up.
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You are my type. Please love me aka shit on my world ♥
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:36pm.
people who are late all the time are either totally self centered or Latino
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I'm half Argentine, half Irish.
Like everything else....the Irish washes everything out which would explain my pale/translucent skin, inability to roll Rs with my Spanish and my compulsive need to be everywhere 10-15min early.
And yes...every time I visit my dad in the ARG we are always late and nobody cares because they're always late. Everyone is just too cool for school down there.
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My fav male tennis player, Juan Martin Del Potro is an Argentine and has copper colored hair and green eyes!
You sound like you have a great cultural combination! Are you male and handsome or are you a chick. Pls respond that you're the former and not gay.
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I'm a lady! vampire white skin (the scary kind, not the fairytale/pretty kind) blue eyes and black hair. I don't look like my mom or my dad. I'm all kinds of messed up.
"Submitted by Jaego on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:31pm.
@Franniiv3, no, you would not be stuck there all night as there are the options to take a taxi or catch a bus.
As a Londoner, I can tell you that depending on your location, the final departure time for most trains in London is 12:30am. Sometimes, the last train home departs earlier and sometimes later; it really depends on the location. The London Underground restarts from 5:30am. However, London buses run 24 hours so you can catch one if you miss your last train home.
So unless you lived in East London - where the O2 Arena is located - I imagine catching the late night bus with angry toddlers who need to get ready for school in a few hours time will be a real nightmare."
Ah I see, thanks for the info... OH the o2 Arena is what used to be the Milennium Dome! I wodnered what happened to that!XD
Seems loads of people had to leave early, I feel for the fans and the parents who spent all that money:(
Im watching the video clips of people's complaints as they leave on this site...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/9909289/Londons-O2-A...
...There's also a great 'bitch got booed video' the Little Girls got it right!
They sound so polite, I thought the big Dads would be curseing and calling him a 'Wanker'
I hope he's not late again for the attendees sake!
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 3:16pm.
lolol, you're of the younger set, hunh? ;-) most of what i'm talking about happened pre-2000 during my teens and early 20s before such technology. and we've lived 3000 miles apart for the past 19 years. trust me, when i go home for visits i know how to handle it!! ;-P
but, i'm with you on the "learning how to say 'no' to people" part. that's my mantra with her over the decades but it's just not her
ETA: oh and weddings n funerals n such can't be rescheduled, lol. she seriously did miss my dad's funeral but did everything i said afterwards
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Lateness was simply not tolerated in my house when I was growing up. (Chalk it up to a military father and a type-A mum.)
So, when I got re-married and discovered a little thing I call "Hubs' Standard Time" existed, I simply started telling him that family gatherings kicked off at least an hour before they actually did. (It eliminated the drama on all fronts, and we were usually on-time.)
Let's see if he makes it on time tonight! I make it 8:30 UK time!
Foxxy I don't know your friend and obviously if it works for you two that's cool, but why would she just not reschedule if she's got too much shit going on, or tell whoever it is that's calling her last minute that it would have to wait b/c she has plans to meet someone and needs to leave? Or get a bluetooth headset so they can inform her of their drama while she's on her way to meet you...
I once showed up in a group of three couples for a Persian wedding in the Valley that was supposed to start at 8 pm. (None of us were Persian or, I guess, had ever been to a Persian wedding.) I knew something was wrong when I saw the bride's dad in a t-shirt, arranging tables. We sat there in our finery, sipping soft drinks without food, till the ceremony started around 11. Dinner was served around midnight, by which time we were nearly fainting.
But everyone else had gotten the memo, cuz they rolled in a couple of hours late and, I suppose, well fed.
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Poliça, Dark Star
@Foxxy
lmao uh huh. this was a Christmas dinner with her family, she ended up being 3 hours late if you can believe it. her cousin, my gf, said they were fed up and decided to teach her a lesson. i'm waiting on Easter to see if it worked.
@chinchilla --"b/c she decided to go test drive cars "
now THAT's a ho on a different stroll there. yep, stay hungry ho'
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:50pm.
Foxxy, sounds like your friend has a big heart. And you've decided you can wait for her. Cool.
she does, T.R. she's also the "neighborhood mom" type. i've seen kids and teenagers in her house that i would take out a restraining order against, lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i know someone who is notoriously late. she was 2+ hours late to a dinner this past December (they were all waiting on her to eat) so when they found out she was late b/c she decided to go test drive cars they locked the door and wouldn't answer.
Foxxy, sounds like your friend has a big heart. And you've decided you can wait for her. Cool.
Personally, I give everyone 15 minutes max. If you call me with an ETA and a good excuse, at east I can decide if it's worth it to wait for you or do something else. But without a phone call, you only get 10 minutes, 15 max.
It works for me.
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I had a friend who was always late. So I started leaving my house later so we would get there at the sametime or showing up even more late on purpose lol. Am Latino but always on time idk why, the rest of my family is always late and it annoys the fuck out of me. With family I tell them the party is 1hr before it starts so they show up on time lol.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:45pm.
Foxxy, she sounds a bit dramatic - who has that many crises in their lives that they are 1-2 hours late on a constant basis?
Anywhore, you go ahead and wait for your pal and I'll be at the bar!
you must not have gotten to my other post yet re: "adjustments"
and perhaps misunderstood my last one -- these are not her dramas, they are other peoples' problems. my friend always actually has few problems - always financially stable, she runs men they don't run her, etc etc. it's the messes like me that she knows that keep her life interesting lol
her family [maternal and paternal] is huge and drama filled though and very tight knit and "communicative". everyone knows everyone's business right away and if there is one phone call about "news" there are 4 phone calls within a half hour. it's like that...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Still team Irish!
Touche!
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:36pm.
people who are late all the time are either totally self centered or Latino
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I'm half Argentine, half Irish.
Like everything else....the Irish washes everything out which would explain my pale/translucent skin, inability to roll Rs with my Spanish and my compulsive need to be everywhere 10-15min early.
And yes...every time I visit my dad in the ARG we are always late and nobody cares because they're always late. Everyone is just too cool for school down there.
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My fav male tennis player, Juan Martin Del Potro is an Argentine and has copper colored hair and green eyes!
You sound like you have a great cultural combination! Are you male and handsome or are you a chick. Pls respond that you're the former and not gay.
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Dark-sided!
Since when are oompa loompa's sexy?
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Foxxy, she sounds a bit dramatic - who has that many crises in their lives that they are 1-2 hours late on a constant basis?
Anywhore, you go ahead and wait for your pal and I'll be at the bar!
Call me when you're ready!
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Dark-sided!
@IF -- the "asshole" was in reference to my own comment, below.
there was a paragraph break between my thoughts about my friend and my statement about people being too anal. separate thoughts. stand by both thoughts.
that wedding mom was clearly putting all of the focus on herself during her lateness. but it should not be assumed that is the reason for ALL others' chronic lateness problems. yeah there is narcissistic chronic lateness. but not everybody.
in fact, from what i've personally observed of my friend when i used to sit in her mom's house/her apartment/her house fuming mad while waiting is that she gets held up because when she's supposed to be in the shower or doing her hair or whatever, she's on the phone trying to help out one of her relatives or friends with an "immediate" need, or doing something for her child and/or mom (then) and/or grandchild and/or mom or child (now)
i know what i have experienced
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Team Irish on this point.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:36pm.
people who are late all the time are either totally self centered or Latino
;P
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I'm half Argentine, half Irish.
Like everything else....the Irish washes everything out which would explain my pale/translucent skin, inability to roll Rs with my Spanish and my compulsive need to be everywhere 10-15min early.
And yes...every time I visit my dad in the ARG we are always late and nobody cares because they're always late. Everyone is just too cool for school down there.
Being anal about lateness isn't the point.
I went to a wedding where Mom was all-giving and so nice etc but missed the whole damn thing because she was taking her sweet time to look nice for her son's wedding. That really hurt him. That 'looking nice' was all about her, not him.
I'm not going to get into semantics about the definition of 'asshole' but showing up hours late on a constant basis doesn't make OTHERS anal about 'seconds...minutes..." - it makes the late person anal about making sure life is all about them.
I'm sure your friend is a sweetheart (etc etc etc) but that behavior is selfish. You can't turn it around and act like it the other people who are fussing about nothing.
That mother at the wedding made her lateness and missing him all about her sadness about it all but then cracked jokes about "colored people time". Ugh, whatever.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:11pm.
People who show up an hour late to stuff are lazy, selfish assholes who think the world revolves around them. Same as people who RSVP 'yes' and never show up or call. Or show up hours late.
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I've lost friends over this. I always start out "oh, I can work around your schedule" and progress to "bitch, you're a no show" once I figure out they are selfish asses.
My sis-n-law showed up for Christmas dinner two hours late and complained the food was cold. Never again.
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@vsminimoose -- because i value this friendship in its later years i've learned over the years to adjust. if it is a definite start time type of event, we don't ride together any more, each of us has our own ticket well before event time, we meet at the event. if she makes it. if a dinner reservation has to be made, i make the reservation and tell her it's for an hour before it really is, if she tells me something is going to happen at noon i know that really means 1 pm-ish. adjustments
@IF -- i stand by what i said. because my "asshole" even though she may be late to the funeral, SHE is the one who is the last one to leave the house after every dish has been washed. and she's the one who comes by the rest of the week and the month after that when everyone else has forgotten you. etc. etc.
people are too fucking anal about seconds and minutes and hours ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Tardiness, being late is a lack of respect. Period.
Beiber's 15 minutes are up.
People who show up an hour late to stuff are lazy, selfish assholes who think the world revolves around them. Same as people who RSVP 'yes' and never show up or call. Or show up hours late.
It has nothing to do with time management, it has to do with not giving a shit about others or their lives and schedules.
My husband goes apeshit when people do this!
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I've kinda stuck up for JB on here in the past because he's a kid/overwhelmed/taking bad advice blah blah blah but Jesus H. Christ on a Cracker enough is enough. What a little douche.
LOVE IT, UBF. We have a few on Facebook of my grandaughter doing the same thing. Maybe it's a Texas mama thing. My children, ages 16 to 25, have exceptional senses of humor. I lurk everyday but you funny fuckers type faster and beat me to my punches!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:57pm.
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my best friend is a lifelong member of the community of which you speak. there have been occasions when we have had breaches in the friendship over her chronic lateness -- and she's not a 5-10 min, she's one of those 1-2 hour latecomers. i've seen her "lateness process" for decades -- it's time management, she cannot judge for shit how long it takes her to do ANYTHING!
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The friend I'm about to drop likes to do this. We'll have plans to do dinner at my house for 5pm...she'll then call me at 545 saying "I'm on my way! I got stuck at the store!" Oh really? great - because the train takes another 45 minutes. Last time she pulled one of those on me I said "we'll do it another time, I had dinner ready to go." and she got pissed that I cancelled on her. This was after we had a talk about her late problem. Some people just can't get their sh*t together.
Back to Bieber - He is totally going down the Brit Brit trainwreck route.
Whatever drug he is doing, he must be taking his audience for granted because messing with a London audience is not a smart move. People are less forgiving.
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Miss ya, lady!! You gotta pop in more often!!
I make fun of my kids all the time. Matter of fact, i m bout to put a video of my little one dancing his ass of on facebook. Not because he is a good dancer, but because its fucking HILARIOUS . He danced like a nut in public, so its not like i m putting his private business out there.....;-))
Speaking of lateness....did anyone see NeNe Leakes go off on the housewives for being late to her dinner??? Tranny bitch and her old ass cranky husband wouldn't even give them a to go plate or let them in her Hollywood hills house!!!! Hahaha. It was hysterical.
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LMAO @ a televangelist performing at a science museum!
along with a LOL @ this entire post. MK you always crack me up, and English isn't even my mother tongue. There's a special place in heaven for you with an bottomless Mother Circus Animal cookies fountain and a Silver Fox buffet.
Biebs messed up on this one. :(
I've gone to both of his concerts, and HE puts on a great show. However, his opening acts suck major balls, and I would have been pissed too. The last one we went to, Jaden Smith opened up for him and he was HORRIBLE. I mean, his Mom AND Dad had to have licked someones butthole to get him that gig.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 1:10pm.
"(i only snark on the sleepy looking one with the Dachshund forehead)"
i'm confused. i thought that one is the dad...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Aw hell, UBF, everyone is fair game in my book. Even my own kids! However, I am not cruel. I hope.
I had a friend in high school I used to party with who was ALWAYS late. She had the transportation, so I guess she figured that the beginning of the night was her call, I dunno.
If she said she was coming to pick me up at 8:30p, invariably she'd roll up at 9:30p. On the dot. Every. Time.
After a couple of weeks of this, I realized how consistent it was, so I just postponed my getting ready for an hour, and all was fine. At least she kept her own damn schedule to a T!
That being said, lateness within certain parameters is acceptable unless I'm in a place with no possible protection (e.g., a bus stop). If it's a bar, hell, I'll have another one. I live in NYC, so I get it. Depending on who it is, I'll give them 45 - 60 minutes, but after an hour, I'm pretty much gone.
I'm a stickler about keeping professional appointments, though. Especially if someone else is depending on you.
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A true friend always stabs you in the front. ~ Oscar Wilde
UBF, it's more of a "i don't believe this are the adults of the future" kind of moment that i'm having. i'm sure it will progress into the "not giving a fuck - show me Daniel Craig" phase soon enough.
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LOL pinche Snowy, then I am a terrible latino.
TR, the Bieber and the Smith kids (i only snark on the sleepy looking one with the Dachshund forehead) are fair game!!
so many of these posts are about kids the last few days. i'm finding it depressing. can't ev en snark.
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