Tuesday, March 5th 2013

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Socks, the moonwalking Shetland Pony who's the star of a commercial for the UK telecom company Three.

Who ever came up with this commercial was totally huffing fumes out of a feedbag while staring up at a full moon as a Fleetwood Mac record skipped on a player in the corner and my soul is happy for that, because they gave us Socks. Three put together Socks, Fleetwood Mac and the moonwalk for their #DancePonyDance campaign. I know, that sentence made my brain deflate too and I typed it. I don't know what any of that means, but who cares. Just give me a pony who moonwalks to Fleetwood Mac.

Sarah Jessica Parker might have Emmys and LeAnn Rimes might have a hot dick to lick sugar cubes off of, but Socks is still the most talented and luckiest pony on this planet.

via Mashable

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:09pm.

It would've worked out better had they used a song by MJ, but I still love "Everywhere". This ad is the weirdest I've seen since the Creative Zen Panda came out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Vr1RFGWWo

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Submitted by RedPeggy on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:36pm.

I hate this advert too.

I couldn't put my finger on why for ages, but I think it's a combination of things. It all seem a bit 'wrong'.
It's as if a person was told about the internet and the cat videos etc - and then that person tried to make an advert to appeal to internetters. Without actually having a full understanding of it.
When really what we like to watch is real stuff, people sharing funny real stuff that their pets do. Maru clips - that sort of thing. Not so much CGI pony stuff- might as well stick on a cartoon film.
Beautiful pony though.

It all reminds me of when my 70+ parents say things like 'he was being attacked by an internet troll!' (They think all trolls are like terrorists, not just annyoing people on the internet.)

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Submitted by rovex on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:29pm.

I think its genius. It seems all people do with their phones is look at cat pictures and download videos of Goats that sound like people. I guess Three know their customers..

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 3:48pm.

Submitted by Jaego on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 1:33pm.
internet broadband service which you can use on their Network to surf the web and in this particular instance, download a clip of a dancing pony.

But... but... I was planning to use my mobile to call someone, not watch a dancing pony...

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Submitted by Jaego on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 1:33pm.

Rande, the company behind this advert is 3, a mobile phone (cell phone) provider, and this particular advert is advertising its internet broadband service which you can use on their Network to surf the web and in this particular instance, download a clip of a dancing pony.

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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:47pm.

I hate this commercial so much. Ordinarily I love all things animals but I hate when they're CGI'd. Maybe seeing it once would be ok but seeing it in every commercial block makes me nuts.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:33am.

Funny, but I have no idea what they're selling.

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Polica, Dark Star

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Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:26am.

This is my favourite advert in the whole wild world. It's so happy! And I'm such a cynical bitch that it shouldn't work for me but does. Bless Socks, you beautiful Shetland.

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Submitted by AtomicCity on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:24am.

I knew it! I knew my animals were up to stuff like this when I'm not driving by on my tractor.

This is seriously too cute.

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Submitted by Webberbear on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:19am.

Oh my God, that smile @ :41? Love this! And I think the magical sound of "Everywhere" actually fits perfectly.....not to mention the English roots of the lovely voice of Christine McVie.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:55am.

the MJ signature kick woulda been fuckin hot

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:53am.

as i'm watching socks work its thighs, "ride like the wind" is playing on my pandora...coincidence? i think not...

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Submitted by Not_That_Steph_... on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:08am.

But why to Fleetwood Mac? Couldn't they get the rights to a Michael jackson song?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:05am.

I must be ovulating, but that is adorable. Socks has hair and moves like Tina Turner.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:03am.

I feel like I'm the only person in this world that doesn't have their own stash of the good shit.

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