Tuesday, March 5th 2013

Hugo Chavez Is Dead

Hugo Chavez died of cancer at the age of 58 in Venezuela and that's your cue to stick a pair of plugs in your ears, because Sean Penn is going to throw a black lace mourning veil over his face and wail as he throws himself on top of the coffin. Bitch is going to give the melodramatic abuelita performance of all melodramatic abuelita performances.

And you probably didn't read anything I typed, because you were too busy pointing at the picture while saying, "Look, it's a silly bird in a red beret!"

Posted by: Michael K


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Kissingass, when I saw people wailing and crying after Chavez announced that he had to get treatment (for the second time I believe?) it definitely reminded me of Korea. I don't read up THAT much on what's going on, so I don't know the extent of what's going on...

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Mayo, I yes. I definitely didn't believe that he could have been elected in a fair manner! And if there were other candidates that obviously means that he hadn't made himself the permanent leader sorry about that mistake, but I may have gotten mixed up with the Argentine prez who wants to do that, or he may have just talked about it and I figured he got his way.

Thanks for the insight. I can't imagine the horror that the people of Venezuela must be going through in recent years. *hugs*

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<"Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 6:14pm.
Chavez did shit like give free heating oil to poor U.S. citizens. How evil can you get!">

Damn, some of you people are just plain fucking idiots. This man is single handily responsible for making Venezuela the corrupt destroyed country that it has now become (pull your head out of your ass, stop being brainwashed by the liberal news, and speak to anyone who has lived there!)

Its pretty amazing that a man who has caused so much pain and DEATH, can pull a PR stunt and hand out some free oil, and some people are such brainwashed lemmings, they think hes a good man "cause thats what the news told me to think!"

NEED TO PASS THIS INFO OUT to serial killers. No worries on all the pain you caused, just hand some free shit out with plenty of media and its all good!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 4:21am.

Mayo, agreed! Admittedly, I don't know the degree in which he has screwed Venezuela up but I do know that he had appointed himself to be prez for the rest of his life and that the citizens there would treat him like he was a god. It's so horrible to see what has happened there. When he was elected this fall, I couldn't believe what I was watching. Instead of protests and anger, people were excited and chanting his name etc. I could think of nothing else but to SMH.
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Oh honey, October 7th was one of the worst days for Venezuela, his victory wasn't clean, it was a fraud, he cheated! Everyone was crying and his victory was welcomed here with silence, yes in different parts of Caracas there were people celebrating but in the rest of the country no one was. My family, my friends, everyone I knew was pretty sad that day, I even cried myself to sleep. I wanted Henrique Capriles to win so badly, he's a great man.

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Submitted by pfk on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:46pm.

Haribo - regarding Naomi and diamonds - that was some other dictator in Africa.
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Argh! ;/ I think I'm getting old. I was convinced it was Chavez. Thanx a lot for the info :)

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:41pm.

Awww :) thanx, Mel!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

WinterOwl -
Once you have a regime set up like that people are basically forced to constantly show their undying love for their "leader" or face certain kinds of governmental wrath and penalties. While I do believe that many people have been helped by Chaves and did actually like him, I can guarantee there are just as many who probably can't stand him but have been afraid to say anything about it.
I have been to a communist country and it's crazy how the people who live there will go into complete historonics over their leaders. When they have rallies and events, if you don't show up you will get a visit from someone at your house asking you what happened.
Most of the press we get on Chavez is pretty biased so we have to take most of it, for better or worse, with a grain of salt. Perhaps sometime in the future we will get more of the real story.
I also heard the vice president is saying he was killed and it was a big conspiracy, I'm not sure who he's blaming yet but I'm pretty sure the US will be involved somehow.

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Mayo, agreed! Admittedly, I don't know the degree in which he has screwed Venezuela up but I do know that he had appointed himself to be prez for the rest of his life and that the citizens there would treat him like he was a god. It's so horrible to see what has happened there. When he was elected this fall, I couldn't believe what I was watching. Instead of protests and anger, people were excited and chanting his name etc. I could think of nothing else but to SMH.

I really really hope a great leader will rise up and try to take the country back to what it was. Sadly, the current leadership is not the one. Hugs and good vibes to you and your country. <3 

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RIP CHAVEZ. NOW EXPECT THE DESTRUCTION OF VENEZUELA VIA US, UK AND ISRAHELL MAINLY.... THEY MUST REJOICE BY NOW....

Fabulous idea winter owl. Just have the Obamas' serve him up as a nice pate appetizer and invite Sean Penn as the guest of honor.

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Submitted by No_Stop_Dont on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 1:07am.
Venezuelans should chop up his desiccated corpse, burn the pieces over a spit and feed the remains to the pigs.

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No, no. Pigs deserve a good meal! Feed his remains to all the world's communists! Invite them to a fancy dinner that was set up in memory of Chavez and tadah!

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It's too bad that Obama doesn't follow Chavez's lead and kick the bucket before he drags our country down the same path. Assholes.

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Funny thing is that he died exactly 60 years after Joseph Stalin died.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin

Both of them were ass holes.

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Good riddance. May he rot in hell. Bastard fucked up and shit all over that country and its people. Venezuelans should chop up his desiccated corpse, burn the pieces over a spit and feed the remains to the pigs. Toss Obama and Sean Penn's misguided asses on the pyre with him.

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O fuk--- Sean Penn will be trying to climb into the casket wif Hugo, screaming. "I'm ready to go!"
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Here's the thing, you're basing your opinions about Chavez just on some free oil and for the type of friends that he had, you guys don't live here, don't have to face with the fact that there's not even food in the supermarket, that the inflation rates are beating us, middle-class people, down. So please, don't say he was a good man because he wasn't.

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Here are Sean Penn's declarations:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hugo-chavez-dead-sean-penn-426205#

Submitted by Captain Howdy on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:22pm.

Just facts. Inequality, poverty, extreme poverty, debt, and inflation are all down. Access to education and private business is up.
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Wait, are you talking about Venezuela? Because if you are, then you're TOTALLY wrong! You just need to google Venezuela to know a little about the misery in where we're living. READ A LITTLE, please.

Submitted by pfk on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:46pm.
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pfk, yes I live in Venezuela, right know there aren't a lot of internet restrictions here, it's not as bad as China here, well, at least not right now. A lot of tv channels are run by the goverment, so they're portraying Chavez as a god, which is HORRIBLE.

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Captain Howdy - please ask your sweet little avatar to take a hop around and look for your brain.

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They probably glued the beret to the bird's head

This socialist Man-of-the-People amassed a personal fortune of over $2 BILLION!

Typical hypocrisy of the left.

Haribo - regarding Naomi and diamonds - that was some other dictator in Africa.

Mayo - sorry if I was wrong in thinking your college was outside of Venezuela. I just thought media, including the internet, was very restricted in your home country and yet you're on D Listed quite a bit.

humans_off_earth_now - "poor" U.S. citizens need free heating oil now more than ever. But hey, did they ever really need anything from Chavez in the first place? Because, let's face it, all the psychopath knew he had to do was put on a show for the Bush Derangement Syndrome crowd in this country while his own people starved and they'd be worshipfully rimming him in no time. But let me guess, under Obama poor people without heat will actually help the environment, not that we'll be hearing about them any time soon. Oh, and I'll bet when the madman made his little rambling "Bush Is The Devil" speech at the U.N you could barely control your tears of grateful joy, just like all of the dumb Hitlerites and Leninites and Maoists before you.

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TigerLilly for the win!

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here's a good interview with Chavez and and American reporter:
http://www.democracynow.org/2009/12/21/venezuelan_president_hugo_chavez_...

a foreign policy discussion on Dlisted goes to the dogs rather quickly.

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Just facts. Inequality, poverty, extreme poverty, debt, and inflation are all down. Access to education and private business is up.

We live in a country that is ruled by oil cartels. They will do anything (coups, wars) to get their hands on everyone else's resources.

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:42pm.

This guy was a freaking tyrant, im pretty sure those votes were at gun point, plus unless the report actually questioned individuals out on the streets take it with a grain of salt

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Anything that makes Sean Penn cry must be good.

He should have come to the U.S. to be treated instead of putting on that little show of communist superiority - not that I'm sad he didn't. I'll bet he really had to restrain himself and it cost him. Hell, he probably should have been able to get excellent treatment in his own country except for the fact that oops! his fat ass shit all over it.

Mayo, I really feel for you. Spare a little fear for the U.S.A. (if that's where your college is?) because it looks like we're heading that way, too. Do you have any idea what Televised Revolution is talking about?

Michael K. - you forgot to speculate as to Obama's reaction in your obituary. I'm sure he won't be creating any Penn-like spectacles but he has a deep and abiding, cock-sucking respect for that bloated latin slug. I'm sure he's consoling himself with thinking that at least any day now our healthcare system will look like those of 3rd World dictatorships.

I can only hope that Michael Moore will go to Cuba when his time comes, though I know he won't because he's just your typical lib hypocrite. Actually, judging from the shape he's in (between them, he and Al Gore probably eat the equivalent of ten environmentally damaging carbon/methane producing cow pastures a week), I'd say he has already been utilizing more than his fair share of medical care in this country, healthcare that could have been put to better use on all the dying kids in Africa.

And no, I don't know bambam.

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Here's a great recent article from New Yorker on Venezuela under Chavez. Although the bilingual reporter is a sympathetic, long-time resident, the facts he reports are harrowing:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/28/130128fa_fact_anderson

Unfortch, this is only a summary; you need to subscribe to read the whole thing.

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This guy was a freaking tyrant, im pretty sure those votes were at gun point, plus unless the report actually questioned individuals out on the streets take it with a grain of salt

Just another crazy assed egomanical dead dictator

Qué tristeza. Se fue un gran hombre. Fuerza, Latinoamérica, más unida que nunca! Oh, remember: a democratic president is not a terrorist. Stop watching CNN and start thinking for yourselves. A big hug from Buenos Aires. Love will always defeat hate.

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That's why the poor voted for him again and again?

http://www.cepr.net/index.php/press-releases/press-releases/report-exami...

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Submitted by Mayo on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:12pm.
Thanks to everyone for the support :)

To those that don't know what to think about this man, i'll tell you, he wasn't a good president, he made the poor people even more poor, he destroyed our economy, our future, everything, the bad times won't stop in my country, of that i'm sure. The chavistas control everything here and they won't give up, they will try anything to keep themselves in the goverment.

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P.T.Bull...is your avatar the lady who's boyfriend follows her around the world, and takes pictures of her ass by famous landmarks??? Lmao

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Haribo....I think you are a smart, funny ass clown, too!!! I love your comments, and I always giggle when I see your avatar and your name. "Kids and grown ups love it so.....the happy world of Haribo." Dancing gummy bears....hahaha. ;)

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:23pm.
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Off-topic I know, but P.T., once again, I have to say, love the avie.

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May the hijo de puta rot in hell. There will be less terrorism in south america now.

The parrot's hat is adorable yeah that's the only nice thing I will say about this.

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Mayo, I'm sorry to hear you are scared and worried about the future. I believe it in the state that the world is in today. I hope things improve. Be careful.

OnT: I can't say I liked his rants or anything he did but because he's died of a horrible disease, I'll concentrate on the eye-catching parrot in the beret instead...

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Yet Castro's old ass is still alive,somewhere in Cuba puffin' on a cigar? SMH. They do tend to go in threes so who knows...
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Thanks to everyone for the support :)

To those that don't know what to think about this man, i'll tell you, he wasn't a good president, he made the poor people even more poor, he destroyed our economy, our future, everything, the bad times won't stop in my country, of that i'm sure. The chavistas control everything here and they won't give up, they will try anything to keep themselves in the goverment.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 5:29pm.
Power doesn't stave off death. Nor do berets.
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UNLESS...It's a Raspberry beret..
Hit it...

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I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was mr. mcgee
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
Cause I was a bit 2 leisurely

Seems that I was busy doing something close 2 nothing
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door

She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind u find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:57pm.

'Knowing' Naomi that's quite a possible scenario! :)

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:52pm.
ubmitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:44pm.
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You wear a beret too Owly? Geez I had no idea there were that popular.

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No, lol. Its just that you're from the west coast like me! : D

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Submitted by Haribo on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:38pm.

I'm ashamed to admit I have no idea what Chavez did and why he was a bad prez. I never was into politics but I reckon that's no excuse to be a dumbass and have no clue about world's matters. Umm, I recall a story about him giving Naomi Campbell some diamonds which got her into trouble...

Then she hit him in the beret with her phone.

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ubmitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:44pm.
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You wear a beret too Owly? Geez I had no idea there were that popular.

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Submitted by Way on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:33pm.
I'm Brian Fellows

LOL...

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:41pm.

You sure? :) I think there's not one thing all of you dlisters are not knowledgeable about and you Mel, are no exception! I pretty often refrain from commenting on stuff simply because I have nothing wise to say.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 6:49pm.
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So many people wear them here, you'd think it was Paris. (I have three in rotation!)
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Really, you were a beret? Hmmm...it must be a west coast thing because I don't notice them around here.

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Haribo....I wuv you.

I will be ignorant regarding world affairs with you. <3

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