So I Guess Oprah's A Baby Wipes User
In this promo picture for Lee Daniels' The Butler, Terrence Howard isn't only sniffing through the cigarette smoke to see if the beautiful scent of a freshly baby wiped ass if wafting off of Oprah, but he's also thinking about how he wants to titty fuck her with his nose. While doing an interview with Movie Fanatic (via TMZ) for his new movie Dead Man Down, Terrence was asked what it was like working with The Mighty O on The Butler. You can practically hear Terrence's tip get moist (sounds like this) when he creams on and on about how he got to suffocate his face on Oprah's chichis. The inspiration for Morris Day's character in Purple Rain lubed up Oprah's 9" dick of an ego with these words of praise for her beauty:
"Oprah and I had such chemistry. To be able to make out with Oprah and to have love scenes with her and those tig ol' bitties. I mean, she's such a lovely and voluptuous woman. She's very, very beautiful and that was wonderful."
Strangely enough, that's exactly what Gayle King says when people ask her what it's like being Oprah's best friend.
Strangely STRANGELY enough, that's almost exactly what Oprah says when people ask her what it was like interviewing Beyonce.
Every time Terrence speaks, I feel like I have to take a baby wipe to my brain and now I feel like I have to take a whole box to my brain after thinking about Terrence slobbering all over Oprah's chichis. Oh, Terrence, you creepy, horny fuck, you.
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"...make out with Oprah..."
Something I never needed to read. Barf.
Concur on the "tig ol' bitties" thing. So stupid.
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Submitted by ewesocrazy on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:57pm.
Because, dude....come on, we have eyeballs...
Submitted by Clam on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:33pm.
Even if you were blind she would feel hideous.
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Both so mean, but so funny. It's hard to feel bad for Oprah.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:32pm.
When you stroke Oprah's ego that much, does she cum straight up lard? That'll take a whole lotta baby wipes to clean up dude, I'm just sayin...
Seriously, this bitch. If Oprah's ego were a pair of breast implants, it'd make Pam Anderson look flat chested. PEOPLE STOP GIVING THE MIGHTY O'S EGO THE MIGHTY O...Enough already.
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Don't be that way! You know Wet Wipes needs a job.
Why did it take me so fucking long to process tig ole bitties? Nast.
He is soooooooooooooooooooooo CREEPY!
DIRTY PILLOWS!!!!!
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Not feeling it. *barfs a little*
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I can't with Oprah's sexy face. Even if you were blind she would feel hideous. Blech. Put it away Godzilla.
When you stroke Oprah's ego that much, does she cum straight up lard? That'll take a whole lotta baby wipes to clean up dude, I'm just sayin...
Seriously, this bitch. If Oprah's ego were a pair of breast implants, it'd make Pam Anderson look flat chested. PEOPLE STOP GIVING THE MIGHTY O'S EGO THE MIGHTY O...Enough already.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That reminds of the Reno 911 episode when Jim Dangle's ex was getting remarried. He was talking to her fiance. The flaming fiance said, "I can't wait to get at that vagina." Pure fuckery this.
*vom* Age has not been kind to Oprah. Everytime you see her on the red carpet painted to the gods, it looks like her face is melting.
Glad the clip was posted because I wouldn't have believed this.
Can we get him on The View next to Sherri Shepard to see how he acts?
but why is she sooo biiig? she looks like hagrid's sister.
He reminds me of my closeted friend who described his mother's ovarian cancer as 'Cancer in her lady parts'.
Like someone else said, I could see if he called them big titties. Aren't little chickens called bitties?
tig ol' bitties!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
It's hard out here for a pimp....
I'm more shocked that this is too sleazy, even for us Dlisted sluts :p
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
his sounds like a sensitive lil' sprite.
who the f*ck is he tryin' to fool with his fake ass heterosexuality?
i. just. can't. :-(
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 3:36pm.
@Foxxy
bambam = jr.babywipes
ahahahahaha!! as long as i can remember to do it bambam is going to get a "hello, jr. babywipes" from me every day i speak to him!! ahahahahahahaahaa!
thank you so much kortni for enhancing my dlisted viewing experience!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@Foxxy
bambam = jr.babywipes
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 3:24pm.
@bambam with a lowercase b
Vindicated for what? Now there's 2 of you, more competition :p
ikr? not to mention the whole "being just like Terrance Howard ewwwwwww" part of it... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
as an owner of said big boobies, i don't care what you call 'em if you're complimenting them! hahaha.
in all seriousness though, tig ol bitties is an odd saying that i've never really liked cause it just sounds off....but you tell me i have a nice rack and i will tell you thanks!
lol gross
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
@bambam with a lowercase b
Vindicated for what? Now there's 2 of you, more competition :p
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 3:17pm.
Oprah's head is huge.
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literally and figuratively!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
I like to think that my shock quotient is high but I can't BELIEVE this foolio said that. Wow.
@kortni,
Can you smell that? The smell of vindication, baby. heheheheh
And it's bambam, all my friends are in lower case places. ;)
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
Oprah is just so ugly. That is all.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Oprah's head is huge.
*patiently awaiting Bambam's thesis on Orca's chichi's*
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
OMG he is so gay. :D
nothing wrong with that of course...just come out of the closet don't be ashamed of who you is, Terry ha ha ha
O does have ginormous breasts. I dislike the tob's remark, however he's a sweet fella for saying for saying she's beautiful. Because, dude....come on, we have eyeballs, come on, we know O's make-up guy is a goddamn artist...
Terrance is so damn gross and arrogant. Just because he has light colored eyes, he thinks he's Gods gift to women.
Nasty disrespectful punk bitch.
I think Jane Fonda was talking about this movie on her blog. "The Butler". She plays Nancy Reagan. Of course this has B O FLOP written about a mile away on it but I'll try to catch it DVD.
Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:20pm.
I think one of my greatest pet peeves of all time, and a TOTAL lady boner killer for me, is when a grow-ass motherfucking man refers to women who have "tig ol' bitties."
GODDAMN, son. Can you not just say tits? Or breasts? Or boobs? Or sweater puppies? Fuck!
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I wouldn't mind so much if it was "big ol' titties". That would actually be kind of cute - says the woman who will never have big ol' titties. The women who do might have a different perspective.
What kills me about "tig ol' bitties is that it's trying to give off a badass vibe, but without actually doing it. It gives the impression holding back, so that in the event of a complaint to HR they can claim they didn't say "titties" or refer to them as big. It's not exactly manleh.
I fucking hate Oprah! And that face she's making is not helping!
Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:20pm.
I think one of my greatest pet peeves of all time, and a TOTAL lady boner killer for me, is when a grow-ass motherfucking man refers to women who have "tig ol' bitties."
GODDAMN, son. Can you not just say tits? Or breasts? Or boobs? Or sweater puppies? Fuck! I dated a (closeted) gay firefighter once who told me he liked my mammaries, for Christ's sake.
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Mammaries? How very Emily Post of him.
ugh @ tig ol bitties. where's Taylor Swift when you need someone to lay a good feminist beatdown??
Betting he didn't suck her toes cause she has some major gross toes.
Nothing wrong with liking a clean ass but damn, wipe it off your face when you're done kissing it.
Um...ew.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:22pm.
you're late. thought you'd be FIRST!1! in this thread... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Terrence Howard just needs to not ever speak, his voice is ridiculous and everything he says is idiotic.
Is that supposed to be sexy? Somebody went to Kk's school of sexy faces.
@ snowy
"We can`t be laying out here in the sun licking our ass all day." Well, if you GOTTA lick your ass, wipe that motherfucker clean first.
I just zone out on the dumb shit thats coming out of his mouth and ride that green-eyed fucker til the cows come home..
NO SHAME.
heheheheh
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
UBF I love him since Hustle and Flow too and I've defended him here many times for his stance on a clean ass, but this is just GROSS! LOL
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
I think one of my greatest pet peeves of all time, and a TOTAL lady boner killer for me, is when a grow-ass motherfucking man refers to women who have "tig ol' bitties."
GODDAMN, son. Can you not just say tits? Or breasts? Or boobs? Or sweater puppies? Fuck! I dated a (closeted) gay firefighter once who told me he liked my mammaries, for Christ's sake. (Yes, that was the point at which I knew.) Even THAT SHIT is better than TIG OL' BITTIES. You're not disguising what you're referring to. You just sound like a fucking 5th grader!
Die in a fire already! Fuck!
Well, it's not like he can badmouth his costars.
This, however, is taking it too far. Even if it wasn't Oprah he was talking about, it's still sleazy.
He is disgusting.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:01pm.
I like it. This is second week of birthday diet and I've been HONGRY. Thanks MK!
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