Open Post: Hosted By A Stunningly Exquisite Gypsy Wedding Dress
There's a bunch of saved episodes of TLC's Gypsy Sisters in my Tivo and I have yet to watch one, but I'm going to chain myself to the TV and watch them all in a row. I could learn a thing or fifty from these graceful flowers on how to carry yourself with grace and poise, and how to always buy the finest clothes that a shoebox full of unmarked bills can buy.
In case you missed Sunday's episode, here's 23-year-old knocked up gypsy bride Mellie Stanley trying on a dress that is so delicately luxurious that if Snooki ever births out a guidetteling, her daughter will wear a copy of this dress to her first communion. Mellie looks like one of Teresa Giudice's shower puffs. A vision!
If you're getting married soon and want to be the true definition of understated elegance, make sure your dress is covered in leopard print, hot pink ruffles and tacky ass crystals. Make sure you look like a crash site where a bus carrying child beauty queens smashed into a semi carrying fine goods from Z Gallerie.
These gypsy brides just keep outdoing each other and I can't wait until one of them shows up to her wedding wearing nothing but a bedazzled pussy patch and two tiny veils over her nips.
via Daily Mail


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This is my first time commenting on dlisted and I couldn't resist this OP. I'm from the southeast US and up until My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding had no idea these winners existed. I can't understand how these women think this is a good look on anyone. Elegant and refined this is not.
i can't stop lmao @ this
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/liberace-and-lipstick--matt-damon-and-michael-d...
You'd think that with all the money (where do they get it, anyway?) they've spent on the dress and accessories that maybe, just maybe, they would spend a little bit more on dentistry?
Knocked up? CHECK.
Missing teeth? CHECK.
Leopard print? CHECK.
Wow. Just...WOW.
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Shut up; I don't like you.
Yucko, it sometimes seems like a private party here so if looking for connection, seems like all the fizz goes out sometimes.Or is that jizz? Thousands read dlisted who never post and I will wager many enjoy your reflective comments like this one. So posting can be like a gift without strings. Just throw your thoughts out there into the freedom to say whatever that exists here. Dlisted therapeutic effect is real, many will confirm.
Ed: Feeling blah after being on the Internet is common. It's good you are aware of the effect. Dog knows. He'll keep you grounded.
And so the first Kim K pregnancy/miscarriage story has come out. She's supposedly four months and the doctor told her to not do as much. Lolol, like scaring Shamu and her family into wanting to change their colouring is a lot.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Boredas, the 5-day course of antibiotics won't be as harsh on the tummy then. But it may be a few days more until you feel better. Good idea about the yogurt. The greek version is the best and so delicious. Take care of yourself!
@Foxxy, night night to you. Sweet dreams.
Sleep well everyone, night!
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Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:45am.
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I agree with your assessment Yucko, and I am also happy to find a place where mayhem and laughter blend (aka MK's mind) too. Not to mention, it gives some of the talented funny hos here a place to let loose and play freely.
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hi within - checking back as promised but i see VOB is gone. i'm turning in too -- night!
oh, toddler had a tantrum today, heh. enjoy!
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/justin-bieber-rants-rumors-twitter...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:38am.
Boredas, hey give it some time. You have to take them several days, no? I thought it was for 10 days if the infection is bad. Did they give you any probiotics for the tummy?
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Nah Within, they only give me a 5 day dosage, and they didn't give me any probiotics, but I did get some yogurt. I know that's not enough to make a difference, but I mainly got it for my throat. It's smooth and soft and soothing. *shrugs* I'll have to see. I've been sleeping a lot. I have no energy at all, which sucks because I have a lot of things to do, but as of right now, I have no choice but to stay put. :/
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Good evenin' (Artful Dodger voice), WithinReason.
It's certainly not just looking at the posts themselves. I guess it's just the general mire of social interaction on the Internet, especially if one is observing rather than actively taking part. But there are always a near-infinite number of things to do online, you (I) just get tunnel vision. Also, doing crap in the evening or at night, there's not as much opportunity to just get up and switch gears. But at least I have my fifteen cats to get me by...
Kidding! I just have a dog.
Ok, Bambam.... *sniff sniff*
♫ Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby. ♫
lol, night to you!
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Boredas, hey give it some time. You have to take them several days, no? I thought it was for 10 days if the infection is bad. Did they give you any probiotics for the tummy?
@Yucko, good evening. MK's too funny to let anyone feel blah when they visit, at least that's what I find.
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Awww, so sorry you can't stay up veebs. Just as well as I'm not very good company tonite, this movie is just drawing me in. I'll say my goodnights to you too and everyone else.
One more, from the movie as a matter of fact.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUyy4gcgqaI
Nite all!
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 11:51pm.
@Yuck ..this isn't good.
You are one of the insightful well edumakated DListers..
So you're lack of ennui.. Is contagious,, engage the brain hooker!
LOL. :: answer::: yes...hangs head
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
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Hey, thanks! Actually I kind of feel like a "threadkiller" (these are technically just post comments, not threads, but whatever). It is not terribly uncommon for me to end up as one of the last few people to comment on something.
I just decided to use the time to try to send messages to/contact people I've been out of touch with lately (which is basically everyone). So, not so bad. But usually the more time I spend online looking at "people" stuff, like facebook or dlisted or whatever, the more blah I feel. The more insular I am, on the other hand, the less I notice it. Seems kind of backwards.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:52am.
Hi Bambam, Boredas, Randés, holding the fort for tonight? How's everyone? :P
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Hey Within, still miserable, but not as miserable, but nowhere as better as I thought I would feel after 3 days of antibiotics. I may need something stronger....How's you?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:46am.
HEy Bordie? Can't sleep? How are you feeling..
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Hey VOB! *Waves* and nope, this sickness is something else, I tell you what *in Hank Hill voice* :/
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
VOB, Night night to you, sorry I missed ya! <3 sweet dreams.
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VOB, which one the Chelseamangelina one? LOLOL You drove? Then I gather you had a full day and that it went well? And thank you, you're a doll, they fit very nicely. hahaha Cheers!
*toasts Bambam's musical choice, side-eyes him though* *hair flip* ok bye.
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It's late.. Let me know how you liked Quartet.
Sweet dreams all..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Naw veebs, I'm an internet neanderthal, Red Box dvd. I also got The Intouchables, a french film and Return of the Dark Knight, pt. 2.
Stop laughing! It's an adaptation of a Batman graphic novel that's considered one of the two most groundbreaking comics in comic book history, so there. :P
School days...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnI7TQ44U0
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Withy.. Was hoping you would come down from the Loon thread.. Lol..
Passes teeeenie Hello Kitty PJ and champagne::.
I drove today! Wooot!
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Hi Bambam, Boredas, Randés, holding the fort for tonight? How's everyone? :P
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:36am.
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Heya VOB, How are you doing? Good or just so-so, today? Didn't you get a big snow? I'm a bit tired but came for the laughs. ღ
And who's wearing Hello Kitty PJ's and why didn't they bring me a pair? I like them tiny ones, lolol
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Bam.. I'm dying to see Quartet.. It didn't play around here?
Are you streaming it?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
HEy Bordie? Can't sleep? How are you feeling..
More TEN YEARS AFTER
http://youtu.be/UNHqUhGEFZM
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:24am.
Alvin Lee RIP
http://youtu.be/jzrUqAtUcpU
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I love that song. I used to play it a lot when I worked at a college radio station. I'd use it as a segue between jazz fusion and straight jazz music or latin jazz. Wonderful song.
I'm watching this nice movie veebs, called In Quartet. It's about a string quartet whose cellist is facing early parkinsons, is considering retirement and a replacement.
The decision is causing all sorts of problems with the other three members. A grown up movie, stars Philip S. Hoffman, Catherine Keener, Christopher Walken and another guy I've seen before but don't know his name.
Good movie so far, I should be focusing on it, probably will watch it again.
ETA: Doing good veebs, you? This movie makes me wish I was more familiar with classical music.
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I have no idea who 10 years after are, but when I first read that I thought it was the band "10 Years". Who are also excellent.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bams.. How are you tonight?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Withy.. Was it the Hello Kitty PJs that scared you off? How was your day?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 11:44pm.
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More often than I care to admit and I'm at best a five percent user of whatever potential the internet offers. Don't despair, get off and do something decidedly not internet ageish.
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
Alvin Lee RIP
http://youtu.be/jzrUqAtUcpU
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Alvin Lee from Ten Years After just died, after "routine surgery." He did that rippin' blues/rock guitar solo in the Woodstock movie.
@Yuck ..this isn't good.
You are one of the insightful well edumakated DListers..
So you're lack of ennui.. Is contagious,, engage the brain hooker!
LOL. :: answer::: yes...hangs head
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I suddenly feel bored as fuck.
Does anyone else have this issue where, the more time you spend perusing crap on the Internet, the more general "ennui" you feel?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:42pm.
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LOL, Loopy nails it yet again!
Foxxy: Thanks for the kind words re: the pup! She's calmed down a bit and we're gonna head off to the bedroom, which has been warming up with a space heater for 30 minutes now. I'll wrap her in her favorite leopard-print throw and she'll be off to Puppeh Dreamland (I should have caught that arrogant cat napping in my yard; the new Mastiff mix at Doggie Day Care is REALLY fucking annoying; etc.) in under five minutes. :)
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:53pm.
Loopy.. Not a men's...so of course it's spensive.
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i know hipster dudes who go get $180 hair cuts in melbourne.
so basically, they gather the hair, hold it up with close pegs or watever that thing they use to hold women's hair.
then they run a number 1 on the scalp, then they drop the rest of the hair over the shaved scalp,
they take these small scissor razor things and trim the bottom parts of the hair as "layering" and vualah! hipster hair. $180. thank you.
Loopy.. Not a men's...so of course it's spensive.
;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:45pm.
bye foxxy..wel im gonna go to the gym, my stomach is getting flabby.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:44pm.
Loopy-and look at my $600 haircut, its ambiguous, like i could be a straight girl or gay girl or bigirl, because my sexuality is a fluidity, just like my art.
O!G...LOLOL
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i went to university/college with some of the wankiest 18-20 year olds I've ever met.
i used to see at the cafeteria just looking at them talk, and thinking "what the fuck are you on? and where the fuck can i get some?"
and it seems 10 years later, im 30 year olds, and the wankers are getting wankier.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:43pm.
Foxxy.. Do you think he gives good nose?
Don't answer..
can't. don't know what you mean, lol
going to cook dinner, back later. loopy and puppy and Bat have a good time!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:41pm.
Was teasing loopy.. But if you go to Bumble or The Bergdorf Salon..
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VOB im all for experiencing the fine things.
but getting a mens haircut shouldn't cost more than a barbers, $25-$28.
men's haircut is not complicated, cut it short, comb, done.
if you pay $400 to get that done, somebody needs to slap some sense into you.
Loopy-and look at my $600 haircut, its ambiguous, like i could be a straight girl or gay girl or bigirl, because my sexuality is a fluidity, just like my art.
O!G...LOLOL
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Foxxy.. Do you think he gives good nose?
Don't answer..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:38pm.
Gee, the always-natural and unaffected Lena doesn't look like she's posing for that picture AT ALL.
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omg cuz like im all for art, and my work is my art and my therapy is my palate.
and uggghh i suffer so much for my art, like this tattoo i got it says "live you life while you can, because you only live once"
soooo egdy... im just sooo deep! ugggh i scare myself sometimes with how deep i am! like so deep, i can reach into the souls of people.
and look at my $600 haircut, its ambiguous, like i could be a straight girl or gay girl or bigirl, because my sexuality is a fluidity, just like my art.
Was teasing loopy.. But if you go to Bumble or The Bergdorf Salon..
That's what you're going to pay...
I need lemonade.. Bbs.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:38pm.
Gee, the always-natural and unaffected Lena doesn't look like she's posing for that picture AT ALL.
lmfao!! and good luck with the puppy
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Gee, the always-natural and unaffected Lena doesn't look like she's posing for that picture AT ALL.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:33pm.
@Loopy - aaannnnnnnndddd, here's a photo of her boyfriend:
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/59306-lena-dunham-prou...
*bows at loopy's impeccably clad feet* damn you're good.
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lol omg i swear i had never seing her bf (cuz i didnt know who she was until 30minutes ago).
damn foxxy! *grabs my left boob* (scene from mean girls with amanda seyfriend)... I've got ESPN or something...