Scientology Will Try To Recruit Russell Crowe In 3..2...
Today's edition of "Things You See When You're High On Drugs" is brought to you by Russell Crowe's UFO sighting. Russell Crowe and his friend set up a camera at his office in a suburb outside of Sydney called Woolloomooloo, because they wanted to get pictures of fruit bats flying out of the botanical gardens. When Russell and his friend looked at the pictures, they saw something that'll make John Travolta and the other alien-loving queens at Scientology cream out their weight in panty pudding. Russell and his friend swear on the bong they smoked from that what they saw is a UFO.
It looks like a flare from a lens to me, but after Russell Crowe shared this on Twitter and some of his followers said the same thing, he set us all straight (well, even Shauna Sand's precious pearl of a pussy couldn't make me straight, but you know what I'm trying to say).
UFO? Time Lapse Photos Outside RC's Woolloomooloo Office (THESE ARE REAL!)
Canon 5D, No Flash, can't be a lense flare because it moves , camera is fixed
It's not a video it is 3 time lapse photo's taken in 4.5 seconds
I will grant you at the time the music wasn't playing, also, yes, we have pushed in on the frame..this is 3 photo's in order, nothing added
Either this is a viral ad for Canon and Russell is their new spokesdude or Russell can't handle his booze, because he mistakes tail lights for flying macaroons (it kind of looks like a glowing macaroon, right?) when he gets drunk. But in Russell's defense, if I was an alien, the first place on Earth I'd visit would be a place called Woolloomooloo.
via Buzzfeed
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It's a fucking cruise ship out on the god damned water. For fuck's sake.
I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.
ahaha put down the drank Russ. The UFO Greg made to prank Peter and Bobby was way more believable than this low rent thingamabob.
UFO Question Mark? Since UFO actually is an acronym for UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT...then ya. That's what it is. A flying object unable to be identified. Ergo UFO. No question mark needed. Thank you for letting me be a cunt about it. I'm in that mood today.
Woolloommooloo? HAHAHA! Great name! Does indeed sound like Dr. Seuss! Aussie town names are fabulous!
Looks like a moon pie. Did he eat it?
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:38am.
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Pretty much with ya until the last one, Salty.
1) Not necessarily, there are some very funny hos on there. But yeah, also a lot of teens having pre-mid-life crises over school, broken phones,love and other um, stuff... lol
2) Russell freaks out OVER EVERYTHING. so no big deal.
3) "he is a pudgy drunken asshole" YES.
4) "I still totally would" - FCUK NO* *maybe in gladiator.
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AHAHAHAHA he tweeted all that? Eye-rolls Russell AND all his followers! Bitch be dranker than drunk...
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1) anybody over 35 on twitter is having a mid-life crisis
2) remember that fucked up article by the journalist he "befriended" and then freaked out at?
3) he is a pudgy drunken asshole
4) I still totally would
UFO or not, we are all soon going to find out that we are all indeed from other planets. And I am not just talking about the xenu bullshit. Think about it. For years we all believed our history was about the countries are anscestors came from. When actually it goes a lot further. There are multiple planets of origin. This is why soul groups are coming together. Because you will gravitate towards souls from similar planets.. This is also why the "illuminati" aka cabal, aka the lizards, aka mass media warlords know their time is coming to an end. Soul truth conquers all.
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This whole thing is shady. Woolloomooloo?? The fuck is this, a Dr. Suess conspiracy?
Submitted by SFRBully on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:56pm.
Go, Russ, Go!
On the set of the Australian film Proof, Russell Crowe is said to have seduced a young ingenue in his trailer.
Though he later denied it, passersby who knew what Crowe was up to swear that, during the act, he was overheard shouting "Go, Russ, go!" at the top of his lungs.
That's Samantha Barks. She's hot--or was till she started boning this angry, drunken, hallucinating geezer. But her dad (back on the Isle of Man) says they're "just friends." You can almost hear his friends chortling after dad leaves the pub.
I think Russell was looking at an address label with Woo-woo-whatever on it....and just got really dizzy!
whamo- I believe both of pushys fur babies are dachshunds as well.
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Hey Whamo!
You can't go wrong with a weiner!!
DOG! Weiner DOG!! What did you think I meant? ;op
ETA: wanna see *my* weiners?? (I have TWO)
Hold up...where's Dog? And Irish??
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Russell Crowe is on that good shit now that all the Les Miz money is rolling in.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by HoneyQ on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 7:46pm.
Someone get Giorgio A. Tsoukalos on this!
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Therefore, ALIENS!
Someone get Giorgio A. Tsoukalos on this!
Somebody was saying a few weeks ago on fb that there was a UFO sighting over a freeway. This was supposedly during the high traffic hour. Haven't heard anything since. I guess this is my way of saying that the town Russel Crow's office is at has a funny name! Ugh. Gotta work on my segue! : P
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:17pm.
My 13 year old could have created a better hoax than this bullshit.
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but...but...but, there's that floaty thing that looks all spaceship like...and it's Russell Crowe and all, so it's gotta be real...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Apparently he's on the sauce again...
Ah, was it only a week ago that I was in Sydney, staring up at the fruitbats wheeling overhead? *Le sighhhhhhh*
We also went to a place called Mooloolaba, which they pronounced "Muh-LEW-luh-BAR."
Another hilarious place-name I spied there was "Sippy Downs." hehe
@ Pushy....what kind of doggie do you have? (can't tell on my BB)
I love my cat but I want a doggie too. I had a border collie as a kid and I know they need lots of room to run and play but if I could I'd get another Tippy. I loved that dog dearly:(
Submitted by SFRBully on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:56pm.
Russ must think he's the thespian's Ron Jeremy.
The aliens are lucky Rusty didn't get in "2001: A Space Odyssey" mode and hurl a phone at the spaceship. He would have taken out one of the nacelles.
@Whamo, Hello to you! Nice you were thinking of me. Zambonie's doggie looks alot like my Ruby.
@ Pushy.....Sorry about that, I'm on my BB and I was kinda just looking quickly at the Avie and I thought it was you, heloooo by the way:)
So that's where my neon vibrator went.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek: "If that's a UFO, that is the most broke down, cheap ass, manufactured-by-Forever-21 UFO in the galaxy."
HAHAHHAHA! Seriously, though.
Go, Russ, Go!
On the set of the Australian film Proof, Russell Crowe is said to have seduced a young ingenue in his trailer.
Though he later denied it, passersby who knew what Crowe was up to swear that, during the act, he was overheard shouting "Go, Russ, go!" at the top of his lungs.
http://www.anecdotage.com/articles/6607/go-russ-go
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:45pm.
LOL Whamo, you got your wienerdogs mixed up:)
It was Zambonie that said that.
You cute.
If that's a UFO, that is the most broke down, cheap ass, manufactured-by-Forever-21 UFO in the galaxy.
LMAO at MK's last line in this post.
PS & OT: I can smell my hair while typing this comment and my god, it smells DIVINE.
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:37pm.
" ...... in Russell's defense, if I was an alien, the first place on Earth I'd visit would be a place called Woolloomooloo."
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Well it WAS the only name they could pronounce.
Most shocking news here is that Russell Crowe has a Twitter account.
Submitted by Zambonie on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:36pm.
rc should have hit it with his phone
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Lol it WAS a phone Pushy, the last picture he cut out was the one where it bounced off a head. The only thing he couldn't identify was the person he hit.
" ...... in Russell's defense, if I was an alien, the first place on Earth I'd visit would be a place called Woolloomooloo."
LOL Sooo true! Looking for wooly creatures.
Maybe $ciento is still trying to erase Kidman's brain.
rc should have hit it with his phone
Oh shit! Xenu is real?!?
I mean, I for one welcome our new Thetan overlords
This was funny.
Looks like a giant glowing tampon applicator.....
I've seen some *mighty* strange things in Woolloomooloo too.
*hic*
It used to be a very scary inner city 'burb where middle class whitebread kids snuck off to on a Saturday night to get their funk on (or get violently drunk, knifed, robbed and vomit in the gutter; not necessarily in that order). Now it's all fancy-like & trendy, I guess.
Botanical Gardens are gorge.
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My 13 year old could have created a better hoax than this bullshit.
nice dish
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"If you don't mind, I just condititoned the leather myself"
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:09pm.
Take him>
Hahaha
Take him>
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I kicked Russell to the curb a long time ago, but no one should go to that dark side. Jackass.
*relases wedgie*
Um.
Twat.