Afternoon Crumbs
After seeing the Machete Kills poster with Sofia Vergara on it, Katy Perry threw her machine gun bra into the trash and told her people to scrap all plans for her heavy metal album - Popoholic
Adrianne Palicki is blond now (or maybe she's always been blond and I haven't noticed since I'm way behind on all my Adrianne Palicki news) - Hollywood Tuna
GOOP's idea of comfort food is very GOOP - Lainey Gossip
Poke at me when TV Guide asks Stephen Amell to play the Match Your Co-Star's Name to the Peen Game - Towleroad
If drunk ass Chelsea Handler is right about Taylor Swift being a virgin flower, then does that mean Red is about popping her cherry? - The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan wishes had talents like this mess - Drunken Stepfather
BREAKING: Naomi Watts cut her hair - Celebitchy
Owl eye tits + a clear rain poncho = doing fashion right - ICYDK
Ethan Hawke is on the cover of Gotham looking like he's taking a dump. A very distinguished dump since he is wearing a suit after all - Just Jared
Thank God my eyes deceived me, because I really thought this was a naked David Archuleta in a tub - OMG Blog
It all makes sense now, Taylor Swift's love life is a front for her house flipping business - IDLYITW
Bradley Cooper's middle part is looking stunning in The Hangover III trailer - The Berry
TERRENCE HOWARD WAS ROBBED! - Jezebel
No. - C+D
Give me the car, give me the sugar juice, keep the Zach Braff - Moe Jackson
Why is Blake NotSoLively wearing the dress my mom wore to my sister's graduation in the 90s? - Popsugar
David Beckham is either making a fart or smelling a fart - I'm Not Obsessed
Going to the Olive Garden is the smartest decision Shia LaDouche has ever made in the history of his life - Videogum
Justin Bieber should close his Macbook Air right now, because he's no Kanye - Cityrag
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Shia LaDouche's gf is weird looking.
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Twatty, really? Ok, well, I guess I'll watch the first one at least and decide from there. Thanks for your insight!
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Can I get my tattoo now?
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Wowlie -- I saw "Machete" despite the fact that Blohan was in it and y'all know how much I despise that twat and I still enjoyed it. I can't stand Vergara, but I'll still end up seeing this mess, too. I just hope they make her tolerable somehow, like toning down her voice. Her voice is her most annoying feature to me. Hopefully she'll get killed off quickly.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I missed the first Machete but I wanted to see it before the 2nd one came out. Now that I see who is in it, I don't think I can see it (unless someone tricks me). What a horrible cast.
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Can I get my tattoo now?
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
ive never seeing an episode of spartacus but it just seems like its softcore porn.
Like I said before, CH is a bitch for sneering at another woman's sexual choices and for not making her sexuality all about the men and what they want. I hate Swiftie as much as anyone, but if she IS not having sex until a more committed relationship, instead of putting out to "keep a man", then that is HER sexual choice and should be respected.
But I guess a career cock-gobbler like CH wouldn't get that. She fucks whoever it takes to get ahead.
The Machete Kills poster looks like a steampunk version of Austin Powers. Sofia Vergara looks great, though.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 6:56pm.
I can't find the pilot itself, but here are some reviews about it.
http://blip.tv/sf-debris-opinionated-reviews/wonder-woman-2011-review-pa...
http://blip.tv/radio-dead-air/wonder-woman-2011-a-review-5888251
"PANTS TO BE DARKENED!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Was that comment about Swift supposed to be somehow empowering?
It's pathetic anybody cares about virginity.
Two more sequels that FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, HOLLYWOOD, LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE: Machete, and another Hangover movie. Hangover 2 was terrible, and Machete wasn't even enjoyable as a B-movie because Blohan ruined it.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
@saltydog
try binsearch ;)
Here's a fan-edit to the 70s theme song that made it look FAR better than it was!
http://youtu.be/F1cDmZeHIY4
Adrianne Palicki reminded me that the whole world was robbed of seeing Wonder Woman...does ANYBODY know where to find it online? It sounds so hilariously awful.
isn't Sofia Vergara 40? she's smoking hot & sexier than tricks half her age, I hope I age that well
If I were presented with that dress Blake NotSo is wearing, like Edina Monsoon, I would sure as hell make sure it clearly said "GUCCI" across the front. To avoid laughter. (Saffron laughs at Edina's orange Lacroix top and Eddie points out "It says LACROIX, Sweetie. So people will say "wow, it's a Lacroix!" ")
@johnnysgirl
Haha! It's nice to know that a friendly, non-militant Atheist and a friendly non-militant Christian (me) can share a common point of view regarding idiotic celebrities and God.
I also agree with you (and everyone else) that Ethan Hawke looks fucking awful.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 5:10pm.
As a Christian, it REALLY annoys me when celebs like Bieber, Chris Brown, and Rihanna use God as a crutch to defend their asshole behavior and poor decisions.
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As an atheist (a friendly, non-militant one) it really annoys me too! :D
And what is with Ethan Hawke leaning forward in that pose that just emphasizes his Worf-like forhead ridges? He's like "Look, LOOK AT MY RIDGEEEEESSSS!"
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 4:06pm.
"Rose McGowan is hideous now. And that blonde hair is just wrong on her."
"I thought she was Brigitte Nielson for a second."
Damn, she's not looking so good. I've read (maybe here) that she was in an accident, hence the plastic surgery but I think she's using that as an excuse. Too bad, I loved her in Planet Terror.
And if anything can make me like Taylor Swift AND Angelina, it's the fact that this fucking hag Handler doesn't like them!
Don't like Kelly AT ALL, but I hope she's doing okay.
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"Look, I'm always looking for a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face." BuckeyeInChicago
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 4:37pm.
Better to be a virgin, Chelsea, than to be a used-up haggard old wizard sleeve wrinkled STD-infested cunt like you.
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...'wizard sleeve'...baha...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
Ethan Hawke has always been decroded-looking. He just wasn't *as* grisly.
Sofia Vergara works my last nerve but her body is awesome.
As a Christian, it REALLY annoys me when celebs like Bieber, Chris Brown, and Rihanna use God as a crutch to defend their asshole behavior and poor decisions. They all just need to shut the hell up.
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Douchechill!
I WANT to hate Paltrow, for all the pretentious BS she talks, writes and does, but the fact that her food ISNT vegetarian really stops me. For all her faults at least she isnt vegetarian, for that she gets a pass..
so now they're funneling the drugs she smuggles directly into her implants through her nipples? cool!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I find Sofia Verwhatshername to be incredibly annoying outside of Modern Family.
Her diet pepsi commercials have GOT TO GO.
Ethan Hawke has always been gross. Those nasty smoker's teeth. Looks like he smells like an ashtray.
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Why don't you ask him what's going wrong?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
On second thought, Stephen Amell isn't that hot.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 4:06pm.
When the hell did Ethan Hawke morph into Sugar Ray?
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I, too, have wondered this. Seriously? When did he get so gross?
I thought that was a picture of Melissa Rivers.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Better to be a virgin, Chelsea, than to be a used-up haggard old wizard sleeve wrinkled STD-infested cunt like you.
They should have had Katy Perry in this also...a shooting tits showdown.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Shame. I really liked Machete. Let's hope she dies in the first 10 minutes.
I SO agree Hekki. Maybe they are graduates of cosmetology school circa 1991.
Goop has good recipes, though. I'd cook or eat any of it.
Nick Cannon is a lovable guy, but NO.
Naomi Watts got a haircut and a shitload of restylane. I actually really love the haircut though, but not that shade of blonde.
Naomi Watts always seems to have the same hair. And I am SICK of seeing these features calling some non-descript hairdo a "bob". That's like calling any old guy's hair a "crew cut". NO.
The great thing about Chelsea's (nasty and immature) "virgin" comment is now TS will feel compelled to refute it, the way she tries to refute everything she perceives as negative. Though that could go the other way, too, with a defense of her virginity...
Browsing the "goop collection" jewelry for shits and giggles. Paltrow is selling a safety pin earring for 1200 bucks. LOL what a fucking cunt.
http://www.goop.com/shop/exclusive-solange-mis-matched-pair-of-earrings....
Lisbet, you made me look. It's not that bad, IMO, but it should say "cunt".
And the photo for the "one-pan meals" looks like a bedpan.
I can't wait until Sofia Vergara's career is in the toilet. She can take Jennifer Lawrence with her.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 4:06pm.
Rose McGowan is hideous now. And that blonde hair is just wrong on her.
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I thought she was Brigitte Nielson for a second.
ETA: I...I really like the cape she's wearing.
I'll see myself out.
decapitated giraffe just doesn't hit the funny button
Looks like Justin has learned the go-to defense for douche behavior.
"oh yeah well I'm positive and by the way there's like GOD"
How can sofia be grimacing with no forehead creases?
When the hell did Ethan Hawke morph into Sugar Ray?
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Rose McGowan is hideous now. And that blonde hair is just wrong on her.
I don't like her, but Kelly Osbourne had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. Hope she is okay.
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Why don't you ask him what's going wrong?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
Did anyone see the "Rad" ring that Goop was wearing? (Why yes, yes I do subscribe. Why do you ask?)
I went straight from thinking she was mostly harmless in a clueless sort of way, to wanting to strangle her with her own intestines.