Friday, March 8th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 7th!
Lesbeaver had to resort to desperate tactics to avoid the growing stench emanating from legions of 'touched' fans who had vowed, 'never to wash' again. - defaulterbunny
Runners-up:
Justin's douchiness has reached toxic levels, even he has to protect his self. - PeggyOlson
Biebs suits up for his nightly mandatory "business meeting" with Usher. - perky
Ashleee Simpson is forced to extremes in the wake of her sister's pregnancy farts. - TheBitchyWaiter
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Hilarious! Congrats everyone and I totally LOL'd at perky's Usher caption.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Is that like THE BitchyWaiter whose blog I adore?????
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It feels good to be Queen Shit of Fuck Mountain, if only for a day <3
YAY perkyxoxooxxo congrats all LOL at Jessica's pregnancy farts
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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Congratulations, defaulterbunny and co!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Congrats hiliarous hoors!
Congrats Weiners!!!!
*Sorry about the burritos, PERKY!!!!!!!*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Lotsa great captions for this! Poor Biebs. Congrats everybody!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
If you had a big load in your pants like he has, you'd need a gas mask too.
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“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss
Trying to get away from the stench of the Beaver. Boy, pull up your pants, stand up straight, and quit trying to look like a thug, you look more like a gorilla with that posture.
Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 10:51pm.
haha FTW
Other than the Bieb, the last person to wear a gas mask in London while entering a revolving door was Katie Price's OB/GYN.
one man's automatic revolving door is another man's delusional telekinetic mind freak
the exact moment when American Apparel's "Intellectual Sweater" became an oxymoron
when following Coco Chanel's advice to remove one accessory before leaving the house, Justin Bieber surprised no one by taking off his belt.
Submitted by perky on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 4:31pm.
When the pants, shoes, and swagger fail to gain him acceptance by the hip hop community, Biebs makes the ill-advised decision to perform his next show in blackface.
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Hahahahaha! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Oh Justin, sweetie, all of that is not necessary to eat pussy. Just say you don't want to do it!
Fist Brown enters the Bowel Movement of Hell to look for his "personality."
Bieber in disguise. Doesn't want his fans to know he's just been indoctrinated into Scientology by the midget David Miscavige.
Bieber running the hell away from David Miscavige.
Beiber: What desperation? I don't smell anything.
Pre Teen queef farts and 5 lbs. of hair spray every night causes the security of the lesbeaver to a Chernobyl level.
The signature move of a leather-pants-wearing, massive douche:
insisting your shit does not stink, while simultaneously donning a gas mask to address the increasingly grave question "Dear God, what is that stench?"
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
I know Biebs history with doors. My money is on the door.
I say, why is that young man wearing a gas mask?
Well old chap it's because he just caught a whiff of his own douchery.
The doctor's at the hospital in London told Justin that the next time he can't breathe - to take off the rubber gas mask -
"Suleema Gromez Slucks!"
"What?"
"Suleema Gromez Socks!"
"What? Not you again, kid? I told you to get out of here!"
The Beib's backup password didn't work either.
That exact moment when Justin realized that he made a caca in his pants, and Selena was no longer there to help him wipe.
i see london i see france
i see bieber's stupid gas mask
After dirtying his harem pants once again, The Lesbeaver learned to embrace his spastic colon and make the best of a stinky situation.
"Face it: You're no Pixie Clifton."
"Uff I wus yur buffrend"
"What?"
"Uff I wus yur buffrend"
"What?" "F*ck off, kid, get out of here!!"
The security guards at the Beib's Hotel just didn't understand the password.
Selena called. That is all.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Bieber on his way into his next album listening party.
Please, God, let that be filled with poisonous gas...
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Harry Styles - swiftly denied he was contaminated, butt admits his sh*t will never, ever, be getting back together - and that he will now be known as Hairy Stools.
Justin debuts the new must have accessory to his loaded diaper pants. It also has a built in pacifier.
after a 3 week diet of microwave burritos, white castles, and gas station sushi Jusrin Bieber prepares the world record for "dutch ovens"
This must be is anti-vag mask.
"Melissa McCarthy! Put the taco down and step back from the door ... now!"
Thankyou (TERD PUFF) - "Trained Elevator & Revolving Door - Preventative Undercover Fart Fighters"
I'm fresh out of quips, references and puns...this is simply the most fucking asinine thing I've ever seen...and I read DListed everyday. :-)
1) I want his oatmeal shawl hoodie
2) he needs to immediately stop trying to make those pants happen
Tommy-girl tries to sneak into john travoltas house for a little alone time
A young Bane shows off his superhero trapping skills.
Darth Vader felt the force exit his behind.
The worst part of Bieber's deal with the devil was his requirement to serve as Madonna's gynecologist.
Cunt.
AAAYYUUUKKKEN!!
Bieber can't even tolerate the smell of his own douchiness
After dirtying his diaper one too many times, Bieber embraced his spastic colon and made the best of a stinky situation.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you throw side-eye at a crazy beaver.