The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 8th!

I want a nickel for every time Anne Hathaway has looked up from that picture and told the room "You know guys, that's not a REAL Oscar like mine!" - TexnDoc

Runners-up:

On closer inspecting James was shocked to see the movie camera symbol for his film contributions and not a thinking cap for his work as a public intellectual. - saltydog

....sleeping near the only thing permanent about his career. - Bwhit19964

I've always heard of starfuckers, but this is ridiculous. - perky

Source: Instagram via HuffPo

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Craigypants on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 5:58pm.

I love the Franco, Not sure why, I just do!
I'd bend over in a second for him. He seems very down to earth, no Hathaway shit here.

Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 1:47pm.

*ashamed of my typo*

Congrats TexnDoc!!! and kudos to my fellow bitches in waiting Bwhit19964 and perky, when TexnDoc pulls an Alyssa Edwards and fails to complete his duties one of us will get the crown!

Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 9:25am.

I think Perky hit it right on the money but poking fun at Anne is in vogue right now so...

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 8:45am.

He looks kinda cute in that pic. Congrats everybody!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 8:41am.

PERKY you slut-you made me snort!!!!!

Congrats Hookers! Well done!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 10:07pm.

"Who's the great and powerful Oz now, dolly boy?" - signed "Sincerely, Sharon Osbourne" - found on a 2x4 at the crime scene, 127 hours later.

Submitted by fuzzy_wuzzy on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:09pm.

In the next Disney film they have tried to portray "Price Charming" in a more accurate light: he loves himself more than you, gets drunk half way through the date, and sticks you with the bill.

Submitted by fuzzy_wuzzy on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:05pm.

Looks like the re-make of Being John Malkovich staring James Franko is going to be the shits.

Submitted by JazzyJane on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 10:29am.

As the self-proclaimed anointed-one of celluloid, James keeps his star shiny and well-lubricated by smearing it with his oily head. Then he head-buffs it to a high shine. Or was that he gets high and just shines.
Anyway, you know he was a film student, right?

Submitted by atlantapug on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 8:53pm.

James Franco live-tweets a photo of himself surrounded by his favorite things... he calls it "Me, Myself, and I".

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Submitted by caprica 6 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:16pm.

Submitted by Rosemary Young on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:02pm.

Can I amend my answer? :-D

Oz 1939: "Ding dong, the witch is dead."
Oz 2013: "Bong bong, bitch is a pothead."
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LOL that shit's funny

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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. *caprica six was/is here*

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:11pm.

lil jimmy happy at last

Submitted by Rosemary Young on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:02pm.

Can I amend my answer? :-D

Oz 1939: "Ding dong, the witch is dead."
Oz 2013: "Bong bong, bitch is a pothead."

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:25am.

Just a comment.....How much effing weed do you have to sell to BUY one of those??

Just proves these 'Stars on Hollywood Blvd.' mean NOTHING anymore. They may as well start selling 'Star' space to McDonalds, GEICO, or perhaps 1-800-LAWYER. You never know when someone might want to look up Lindsay's lawyer. (not kidding).

Submitted by tbeez on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 8:08am.

Though he clearly shows them how to milk a moment, jfranc's protégés, Queenie, Chicken Cutlets, Nene, and Antoine are not impressed with this mess. Lindsay, however, just stole his wallet.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:46am.

After mistaking super glue for hair gel, James Franco's star on the Walk of Fame now looks like a vagina getting head f*cked by a small dildo which looks alot like James Franco.

Submitted by I am Legend on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:24pm.

James Franco Performance Art. You each owe him $20 bitches!

Submitted by caprica 6 on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:54pm.

Shia Labeouf goes full method, right on the walk of fame, postcoital, with an Alec Baldwin action figure, to prove his stage cred "Orphan meets Nimpho" talents. SAG goes silent.

Submitted by Erinista on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:50pm.

(in the tune of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow")

Somewhere over on Hollywood Blvd James Franco is high

It's a magical street that I heard of once whilst staring into a strippers eyes

Somewhere over on Hollywood Blvd James Franco is dressed in blue

And the dreams of spooning himself
Really did come true

Submitted by upstatestruggler on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:36pm.

"You're so handsome, smart and talented, big James Franco!"
"No, YOU are! I've molded you in my image, after all!"

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:21pm.

Denied a star by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, James Franco resorts to strategically positioning himself atop James Franciscus' star.

Fooled you, didn't he?

Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:05pm.

L.A. really needs a pooper-scooper law...

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by juiceinla on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 7:58pm.

Everyone will bag on Jayfro for bringing his dolly to the Walk of Fame Ceremony, but few will realize its just because Kimiko, his Moe body pillow, was too busy to attend.

-LA Juice, because "OJ" was taken.

Submitted by coca on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 7:49pm.

After being called out for napping during his Columbia University class and sleep walking through last year's Oscars, James Franco tries to catch 40 winks on Hollywood Boulevard.

Submitted by perky on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 7:24pm.

I've always heard of starfuckers, but this is ridiculous.

Submitted by ghost of gene r... on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 7:18pm.

James Franco finally collapses under the weight of his own pretentiousness.

Submitted by WildGuy on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:45pm.

It seems everybody in Hollywood has a 'gay moment', but apparently James Franco's is going on longer than most.

Submitted by chinchilla on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:21pm.

@sofster101
you win

Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:20pm.

Douche.

Submitted by ProfessorVP on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:05pm.

Worst photo-op ever. Blame the prick, or is it the ass fault?

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:01pm.

"I see stars, Little Franco, all around me!"

"That's because that little girl just laid you out with a 2x4, Oz hole!"

Submitted by perky on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:53pm.

James Franco now has to guard his star 24/7 so that wacky-ass Eve Plumb will quit rearranging the letters to say "JAN COMES FAR".

Submitted by perky on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:44pm.

Awwww look, he's dreaming he never hosted the Oscars. How cute!

Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:40pm.

Eat Pray Suck Asphalt
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"I don't know anything about this Justin the beaver" - Miss Kay from Duck Dynasty

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:51pm.

"Someday, Little Franco, I'll have what Anne Hathaway has."

"What, big nipples?"

Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:47pm.

"I love the smell of pissed on, vomit-crusted asphalt in the morning."

Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:45pm.

Fall o' the yellow brick road.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by crankenstein on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:44pm.

guys all of these are so funny, I can't even compete. hilarious

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:40pm.

...James Franco finally listens to his many critics and sends in the little man to f*ck himself...

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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...

Submitted by stinky on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:40pm.

James Franco action figure comes complete with actual sized James Franco ego. Batteries sold separately.

Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!

Submitted by the original be... on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:35pm.

I was unaware that Real Dolls had created a douche line.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:33pm.

James Franco proves the DOMA supporters right: if you give them the chance, soon they'll end up in interspecies marriage.

Submitted by RosettaStoned on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:19pm.

Target: acquired. Okay team, commence alpha-testing of our new Douche-seeking missiles. We got ourselves one hell of a hot-spot.

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:19pm.

"Should I make a chalk outline around him, Sarge?"

"Nah, save the chalk for somebody important."

Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:18pm.

....sleeping near the only thing permanent about his career.

Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:17pm.

*Anne Hathaway pulls smoking gun barrel back into car.... speeds off*
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"I don't know anything about this Justin the beaver" - Miss Kay from Duck Dynasty

Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:16pm.

James Franco has a new butt plug in his liken on sale at Manhunt and he's doing fame whore product placement.

Submitted by Rosemary Young on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:14pm.

Oz 1939: "Ding dong, the witch is dead."
Oz 2013: "Bong bong, I'm a pothead."