Good Morning, Here's Courtney Stodden's Latest Alter Ego
Courtney Stodden has pulled another Party City wig out of her toy chest and once again showed us that she's either suffering from chronic boredom like a 13-year-old on summer break or she's slowly losing her mind or both! Courtney Stodden's last alter ego, Courtina, looked like a refugee from Donald Trump's harem and she talked like Bjork if Bjork didn't have a tongue. This time, Courtney threw a Paris Jackson wig on her head and dressed up like a freelance day-shift stripper at Fangtasia to play her Emo goth sister Courtland.
Courtland calls Courtney a fame whore and says that Doug Hutchison is a washed-up D-list saggy bald actor. (Well, she got two out of two right.)
I don't even know... Is this some long-running performance art piece and it won't be long before we find out that Marina Abramović and Yoko Ono are her co-mentors? Is Courtney Stodden going to rip her face off to reveal that she's really a Wayans brother and this has all been an elaborate viral marketing campaign for the reboot of In Living Color? Is the Spice Channel making a resurrection and their first show is a porn variety show and this is Courtney's audition tape?
This mess looks straight out of a porn parody of Sybil and I hate Doug and Courtney for making me type the words "porn parody of Sybil." That's not right.