Here's A Tease Of Hermione Granger's "Spring Breakers" Moment
Lifetime already made a masterpiece film about those fame-obsessed kid thieves who stole almost $3 million worth of stuff from the houses of famous hos like Wonky McValtrex, Lindsay Lohan, Ceiling Eyes, Orlando Bloom and Brian Austin Green. But I guess Sofia Coppola must've seen that movie and decided that it was really missing an indie music soundtrack and a five minute-long shot of a palm tree blowing in the wind, because she made her own version. Here's the first trailer for The Bling Ring starring Emma Watson as the Alexis Neiers-type, Violet from American Horror Story, Gavin Rossdale and Leslie Mann.
The trailer looks fine and everything, but Sofia Coppola should never ever be allowed to make another movie again if The Bling Ring doesn't have a recreation of this legendary and important moment in basic cable history. This shit is even better than Paula Abdul's Bratz meltdown.
Actually, there's no way Emma Watson can top the real Alexis Neiers. Shit, why didn't Sofia get Alexis Neiers to play Alexis Neiers? I'm sure she would've worn her 4-inch little brown Bebe shoes to the set and everything. Twenty nine dollars!
via Indiewire
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Gavin Rossdale? Does he play Hermione's dad?
sophia coppola, bitch you lucky you have a famous daddy and use his contacts.
cuz you sure as hell sucked at acting.
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But she's a damn good screen writer/director!
I'm a movie buff nerd... so I love Sofia Coppola's movies. Lost in Translation was incredible. And HOT DAMN! Is that Emma Watson dancing and licking her lip? HOLY SMOKING HOT! She got so sexy! Would it be creepy that me being a male of 32 ask my girlfriend to come see this with me?
Looks like that Spring Breakers movie... a bit more interesting too.
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& I nearly forgot about those Pretty Wild bitches. Pure crazy. Mentally insane. Hilarious.
That clip of that Alexis skank made me LOL hardcore!! And her gutter-trash mother is hilarious! Twenty-nine DOLLARS!!
This movie should have been made 3-4 years ago when it would have been more relevant.
omg that clip... get me off this planet.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:17pm.
I mean, if this girl had never had that reality show, she would be our hero! Or maybe not cuz she's an idiot for stealing from Lohan who wasn't even that rich at the time.
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oh hell no. Alexis said that she and her moron Bling Ring friends stole from celebrities that they idolized - they wanted "memorabilia" from the "stars" they looked up to and wanted to be like them. *eyeroll*
Tess was ok though, she actually came across as genuinely sweet.
sophia coppola, bitch you lucky you have a famous daddy and use his contacts.
cuz you sure as hell sucked at acting.
The actors were who paid to play dead gangsters in Godfather 3 were more alive than sophia.
that muggle bitch.
its amazing to see hermione now, obviously after killing voldemort, she got nothing else to do but slut around and play with guys and their "wands".
I kinda want to see this cuz I like Sofia Coppola and Emma but then my mind goes: "Sofia Coppola made a movie about teenager who stoke shit from Wonky and Lilo". It's kind of hard to take that in, which is why I'll never end up like that Japanese dude who ended up with a vibrator stuck up his ass.
I mean, if this girl had never had that reality show, she would be our hero! Or maybe not cuz she's an idiot for stealing from Lohan who wasn't even that rich at the time.
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That trailer looks like she re-made Marie Antoinette.
Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:19pm.
emma watson is the kristen stewart who can.
this comment is priceless
What is this shit? Will I need to watch TV to see this? It's a good thing I don't,,,,,I watch Dlisted!!!!
I can't wait for this trashy shit! Pretty Wild was one of my favorite guilty pleasure shows. not sure that Emma can pull off the pure moronic vapidness of Alexis. not being mean, I'm being totally honest: I think Alexis is borderline retarded. or it could have just been the heroin making her talk all sloooooow.
and I wish they'd cast someone who looks more like Alexis. Vanessa Hudgens would have been a good fit. Emma brings too much class to this and ruins the full-on Hollywood trash vibe of this shitshow.
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you name-drop bebe shoes
emma watson is the kristen stewart who can.
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Ditto on the thanks for that priceless video clip, Michael. I was actually just trying to find it yesterday or the day before, because it makes me laugh so hard I cry. And I needed that.
In combo with the Bieby clip, it's been a great afternoon on the D!
I only know about the Pretty Wild show from clips from The Soup. Is it wrong that I don't feel sorry at all for the people whom they stole from ( LiLo, Hilton)? Also, how did these morons get caught? Did they put their shit on FB or something?
that show was such a mess, I'm glad it totally flopped or got canceled when she went to jail or whatever.
The movie looks awesome though and Emma Wattson kicks ass
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i'm surprised but ya good for her for trying, tho i think she's the exception to the rule for the most part. they seem to end up in rehab like Janelle or spending $16K on plastic surgery and blogging about waxing their 3yr old's unibrow like Farrah (ftr i realize it sounds like i watch these shows but i really, really don't).
emma watson looks hot here. that's all i got.
Um I'm pretty sure this is about 100xs more psychotic than the Barbie Dude.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 2:00pm.
Thanks Wilma and Opie.
::whistles Andy Griffith show theme:: LOL
you're welcome ;)
well, at least she's better than Lilo! It may ne BS but at least she's trying, I guess
Neiers, who went back to school to become a drug and alcohol counselor after leaving rehab, is taking this positive outlook into her next venture, which is starting a non-profit organization in downtown Los Angeles.
"Our goal is to provide a safe haven for youth and young adults who are less fortunate and addicted to substances," Neiers said. "We'd like to not only provide 12-step meetings, group therapy and counseling, but also to include different holistic approaches to help people recover and deal with psychiatric disorders."
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 2:02pm.
GG - I was talking about the bottom clip.
That Hermie girl could pass for KStew's sister.
Totally read that as she could pass for Stewie's sister and I thought "her head isn't shaped like a football at all". Doh.
PS - I liked Coppola's "Virgin Suicides" and "Lost in Translation" so I would possibly see this.
I can't figure out how that poor girl got so messed up-NOT! Crazy fell real close to that tree, ala Lohan.
GG - I was talking about the bottom clip.
That Hermie girl could pass for KStew's sister.
i HATE that we glorify these little shits and keep rewarding them with tv shows and big paychecks. this show, Teen Mom, Buckwild, etc etc, and we wonder why they act like hoodrats irl when this is who they have to look up to. ~smdh~
The Bling Ring looks so...so Less Than Zero, ya know, but In The NOW! And with a hot cast of up-and-coming stars!
I wonder how much coke was hoovered up during the pitch for this masterpiece.
That second clip is deeply depressing.
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If you look exactly like one of the kids in this trailer, you'll love this movie.
Thanks Wilma and Opie.
Leave it to E! to give this crimial her own show. SMDH.
Not only is she a thief and a former junky - she married a hot guy and is preggo. Life is unfair sometimes.
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Pretty Wild was THE hottest mess of a show. Those girls were monsters through and through. Absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Their mother home schooled them using The Secret for shits sake!!! Not to mention they were clearly messed up on pills the whole time. It was a disaster and I watched every episode. It was like self harming it was so bad.
I watched that shitshow Pretty Wild and I can't wait for this. Who is playing that trashy junky Tess Taylor? The posts on The Dirty about her are so gross/hilarious.
Um is that girl in the video her "sister" that was a Playboy model? because~ SHE'S FUG!
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Found this on Alexis' wiki:
"She admitted to being addicted to heroin, Xanax, alcohol and OxyContin during the filming of Pretty Wild, stating that when not filming the show she was "Living in a Best Western hotel" getting high and panhandling for money on the streets."
It explains a lot. Great parenting.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 1:37pm.
Who the fuck is this little cunt?
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She robbed a bunch of famous people's mansions and E! gave her family a TV show. She's a horrible person who comes from a horrible family and the show was cancelled. There are pictures of her and her worthless sisters smoking heroin.
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I think this bitch is pregnant with a baby that she's nicknaming 'Me Too'. Yay, heroin baby!!!
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What is up with E! giving trashy people reality shows??? Really, this cunt was a theif and she got a show? *jumps off planet*
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@ME - THat's Hermoine Granger, tyvm.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 1:37pm.
Who the fuck is this little cunt?
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She robbed a bunch of famous people's mansions and E! gave her family a TV show. She's a horrible person who comes from a horrible family and the show was cancelled. There are pictures of her and her worthless sisters smoking heroin.
M.E. She is one of the bling ring and was in jail when Hohan was at Lynwood. She had a reality show called Pretty Wild.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/27/lindsay-lohan-jail-details-alexis-neiers-q...
Who the fuck is this little cunt?
HAHAHAHA Omg I am laughing like a hyena ok now I am crying.... Just letting you know.
Did Nancy Joe get all those fucked up messages? Lmao!
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LOL MK I love for posting the Alexis clip. that mother was annoying as hell. the sister that's sitting next to her is prolly dead by now or lying on Sunset with a needle in her arm.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.