Sarah Jessica Parker Isn't A Fan Of The Carrie Diaries
If you haven't spent one second with The Carrot Diaries, then consider yourself one of the lucky ones, because I suffered through 3 episodes for the music alone until I realized that I can listen to the same damn music on my iTunes and I don't have to look at AnnaSophia Robb's $2 thirsty wig of curly polyester nightmares while doing so. The Scary Diaries is like a Disney Channel-like period piece (that has double meaning) for fetuses who didn't live through the 80s and I am way too old for that mess. (Cut to me later tonight when I'm puffing on my vaporizer while watching Jessie on the Disney Channel.) The original TV Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, pretty much feels the same way. Net-A-Porter Magazine (via UsWeekly) asked SJP how she feels about some girl playing Carrie Bradshaw and she said that it's odd.
How does she feel about another actress playing the role she so definitively brought to life? “I’m not sure… You know, I think it’s one of those tests of your generosity. She [AnnaSophia Robb] is a lovely girl and I want her to feel good about it, but it’s… odd.”
My mom was talking about The Carrot Diaries the other day and I don't think she really knows that it's about young Carrie Bradshaw, because she asked, "Why didn't they get Sarah Janica to play Katie Bradshaw?" (FYI: Sarah Janica and Katie Bradshaw in mom talk mean Sarah Jessica and Carrie Bradshaw) My mom has a point and she could be a TV executive and a TV casting director. Because if Sarah Janica's Iggy Pop looking ass played a 16-year-old Carrie Bradshaw, I'd totally watch the hell out of that. A drop of some Strangers with Candy shit is definitely what is missing from The Scary Diaries.
And SJP also told Net-A-Porter that she's done with wearing platform horse shoes off camera, because they mangled her hooves:
"For ten or so years, I literally ran in heels. I worked 18-hour days and never took them off. I wore beautiful shoes, some better made than others, and never complained. But then I did I Don’t Know How She Does It, and I was very thoughtful about my whole wardrobe and said, you know, [Kate Reddy] could not afford really good footwear. So I got [lower priced] shoes and the bottoms weren’t leather, they were plastic, so I slipped a couple times, twisted my ankle.
I went to a foot doctor and he said, 'Your foot does things it shouldn't be able to do. That bone there... You've created that bone. It doesn't belong there.' The moral of the story is, the chickens are coming home to roost. It's sad, because my feet took me all over the world, but eventually they were like, 'You know what, we are really tired, can you just stop – and don't put cheap shoes on us?'"
So many farrier jokes, so little time.
And here's SJP stomping on the snow with her twins and nanny in NYC this morning.
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ya'll can say what you want about SJP, but to me, she seems like a friendly, down-to-earth, funny person...she sometimes looks really good and sometimes she doesn't, you know, like in life?
"Why didn't they get Sarah Janica to play Katie Bradshaw?" (FYI: Sarah Janica and Katie Bradshaw in mom talk mean Sarah Jessica and Carrie Bradshaw)"
MK and I are half siblings.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:57am.
I wear heels every day at work, nothing less than 3". As for comfort in heels, I always wear cushiony insoles under the balls of my feet. You can buy those in the foot section of any pharmacy. I wear flats for the walk to and from work (I would never wear running shoes with my work outfit). Flats can be just as uncomfortable as heels, you have to make sure they have good arch support and padding.
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I must try those cushiony things. I bought them once (they were cheap ones, are cheap ones just as good as other ones?) but I found it a kerpickle to stick it in the right place inside my shoe and keep the glue stuck to the bottom, without my foot moving it.
I also have to command you for your stance on runners/work outfit :D.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:50am.
@Blueberri, when I travel, the thing I miss the most at breakfast is maple syrup. I would probably assume you sort of follow hockey so we'd have something in common, maybe?
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Lol, I LOVE maple suryp :D. I only tasted it for the first time about a year and a half ago but DAYM is that some heavenly tasting nectar. What do you put it on for breakfast? Just the pancakes or does it go on something else too?
As for hockey, I hate all sports, but if we're playing Sweden or Russia I be all waving my hands in the air and rooting for us to beat those motherfuckers :P.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 03/10/2013
"I guess I am alone in my thinking that Sarah Jessica was very cute..."
no, she also has a family who loves her... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm secretly laughing at the snow. It's so warm in southeastern Michigan today. I have my windows open. :)
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 03/10/2013
"I guess I am alone in my thinking that Sarah Jessica was very cute..."
For years, I've been thinking she was cute--until she (or the producers of SATC, which I've only seen about 2 eps of) decided she had to be sexy. Then it went away.
I do like her though.
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"Look, I'm always looking for a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face." BuckeyeInChicago
I think we all have time for a few farrier jokes....
What bothers me about the carrie diaries which I have never seen, is twofold:
1. the wardrobe they show in photos and trailers in no way reminds me of my own 1980's wardrobe which was a combination of madonna's desperately seeking susan phase and jacylyn smith for Kmart, with a splash of neon esprit always purchased from contempo casuals; and
2. I really hate Sex in the City because Carrie Bradshaw/candice bergen lied to all the single ladies. And she dumped Baryshnikov and Paris for that douchebag "Big". faulk them all.
((pushes up armful of black rubber washers from ACO, Adjusts white airbrushed fake wayfarers.))
-LA Juice, because "OJ" was taken.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:54am.
Yes she was very pretty then and also Helen Hunt!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I always hated it when as Carrie, she'd try the sex kitten shit and fail miserably.
It looks like it was freezing on Friday with all the snow but it felt kind of warm. Often times it feels colder when it rains than when it snows.
Samantha was the best part of SATC.
It's a madhouse Doctor, what do you expect?--Sister Jude
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:19am.
I guess I am alone in my thinking that Sarah Jessica was very cute, before she got older and aged like the wicked witch.
A lot of people think that. In Striking Distance she was really pretty; but a combination of hard diet and exercise regime over the years emphasised her features badly; and whatever happened to Helen Hunt's forehead happened to SJP's nose.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:19am.
I guess I am alone in my thinking that Sarah Jessica was very cute, before she got older and aged like the wicked witch. I liked her big hair and always thought she had a cute shape. She was adorable in Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Meanies.
i thinks so too. i liked her in SATC, although she comes across as a bit fake in interviews sometimes methinks
I commented on this yesterday, since this was in the "Evening Crumbs". Speaking as someone that has had two foot surgeries, there is NOTHING that compares to foot pain. NOTHING.
Women have no idea how much they f*&# up their feet with these crappy heels. Bunions are a terror, and they are VERY difficult to get rid of. You basically have to have surgery, and it takes FOREVER to heal from.
I had neuroma surgery, and it SUCKED!@
Shut up, SJP! What a nitwit.
Uhu yeah SJP you're soooo brave for running around in heels for 10 years, 18 hours a day.
Your feet will thank you in a couple years when you literally can't walk anymore without immense pain. NO money in the world can pay for that since the medical world isn't that far developed yet.
Submitted by Blueberri_Jam on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:38pm.
Also, how do you learn to walk in heels? I can kinda walk in them but I am so slow and my feet gets sore, so it's more like walking in them at work rather than to and from work as well. Or do only silly people do that? Referring here to people in swanky office gear wearing runners when going to and from the office... I always think they look kinda silly though. Ballerinas would look more inconspicuous...
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I'm not sure how to learn, I don't remember learning, I just kind of worked at it, the way I did when learning how to apply make-up.
I wear heels every day at work, nothing less than 3". As for comfort in heels, I always wear cushiony insoles under the balls of my feet. You can buy those in the foot section of any pharmacy. I wear flats for the walk to and from work (I would never wear running shoes with my work outfit). Flats can be just as uncomfortable as heels, you have to make sure they have good arch support and padding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=BbMBE-zrk8s&NR=1
You're welcome! That movie came out when I was 2, but was still one of my favorites as a teen.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:38pm.
Poor kids, being dragged out of the comfort of their home to endure that kind of weather, because Mommie has to show the cameras that she cares about them.
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It's just snow. As long as you are dressed for it and have snow tires on your car, it's surprisingly survivable. People can't hibernate.
@Blueberri, when I travel, the thing I miss the most at breakfast is maple syrup. I would probably assume you sort of follow hockey so we'd have something in common, maybe?
I guess I am alone in my thinking that Sarah Jessica was very cute, before she got older and aged like the wicked witch. I liked her big hair and always thought she had a cute shape. She was adorable in Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Meanies.
THE HELL? NO MY LITTLE PARKER PONY?? MICHAEL K WTF??
SJP never really bothered me until she got this idea in her head she invented Carrie Bradshaw. I don't want to startle her from her delirium, but Candace Brushnell (Carrie's creator and the true Carrie)stated she thought SJP was miscast as Carrie! I notice SJP didn't mention that.
Cheap shoes didn't fuck up her feet; living in five inch heels did.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 8:49pm.
@Irish Fury,
I love the US and identify more with Americans than I would with Europeans. We have more in common. I just would love it if for once, when I say I'm from Canada, for the person to not stare at me, pause for a moment, then say, "it's cold there."
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HAHAHAHAHA! I'm from Finland so we kind of feel connected with Canada, because... it's cold (and the people are laid back). Don't hate us for it :D. I don't know a lot else about Canada, so would you be less offended if I happened to meet you and I asked you about maple syrup, or how none of you lock your doors? :P
Anybody can afford good shoes. Durh, buy them on eBay! I'm a major shopaholic but grew even more addicted to eBay since you ca get yerself some great bargains :). 80 euros for shoes? I say NAY! 15 at most with my eBay skills.
Also, how do you learn to walk in heels? I can kinda walk in them but I am so slow and my feet gets sore, so it's more like walking in them at work rather than to and from work as well. Or do only silly people do that? Referring here to people in swanky office gear wearing runners when going to and from the office... I always think they look kinda silly though. Ballerinas would look more inconspicuous...
Poor kids, being dragged out of the comfort of their home to endure that kind of weather, because Mommie has to show the cameras that she cares about them.
And bitch please, you were once named the unsexiest celebrity, so I'm sure playing Carrie is a stretch if your face doesn't look like a horse. You're just jealous because Anna Sophia is actually pretty.
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All I think of when I see this pic is....."how the fuck do people live in snow?"
I am so west coast spoiled. I am fucked. I should know how to live life if it gets below 50 degrees. I just don't want to.
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i havent watched that carrie diaries yet, but when i first heard about it without seeing the promo pics, i thought it was about Carrier, you know that horror movie where they pour pig blood on her.
anyway i had a look at the promo on youtube, and makes me wonder, if this is meant to be Sex and The City: The wonder years.
And there is no Mr. Big and carrie fucking every single hot new yorker every week, fucking every hot model actor firemen etc every day...whats the point?
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 8:49pm.
one Canadian who's wearing some stupid t-shirt that says Canada on it (or the guy I saw at the airport with 15 Canada patches on his backpack, we get it, you're Canadian, no one but you gives a fuck).
That's because Muslim terrorists don't consider people with Canadian flags to be infidels.
Speaking of things Canadian, Canada and Mexico go at it today over a bunt!
"For ten or so years, I literally ran in heels."
Jodi Arias thinks that's literally a lie.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:10pm.
too bad "horse" is the first thing that comes up when you google her name.
that's gotta sting.
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wow, it really does! I thought you were kidding
... guess that website sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse dot com isn't helping her out in google world, but damn is it funny!
if that was "one of those tests of your generosity," oh equine visaged one, you just failed it!
(see, I didn't even mention her horse face ... oopsie!)
I cannot believe how much mileage the story of this annoying woman and her annoying friends has gotten - and how much more they're trying to squeeze out of it. Just let it die already!
It's probably a bone spur or calcium growth. And like many are saying, high heels kill your feet whether they are payless or Louboutins.
I try every now and then, but the next day, my back is fucked.
*typed wearing most comfortable kung fu slippers*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 8:47pm.
How do you get a hoof in a stiletto?
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You grow extra bones...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Irish Fury,
I agree and am sorry you had that experience. It doesn't really bother me when I'm asked if I'm American. I have a hard time differentiating Spanish accents and some English accents so why should I expect other countries to know. I've been embarrassed, while travelling, by Canadians. You will always see at least one Canadian who's wearing some stupid t-shirt that says Canada on it (or the guy I saw at the airport with 15 Canada patches on his backpack, we get it, you're Canadian, no one but you gives a fuck).
I was in Paris once, waiting in line to go up the Eiffel Tower and there was a group of high school students on a trip. I realized they were Canadian right away when they wouldn't shut up about Toronto and being Canadian. Again, no one fucking cares.
I love the US and identify more with Americans than I would with Europeans. We have more in common. I just would love it if for once, when I say I'm from Canada, for the person to not stare at me, pause for a moment, then say, "it's cold there."
How do you get a hoof in a stiletto?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
ugh. if she spends 10 years wearing expensive shoes and a couple hours a day for a few weeks wearing cheap ones, it's NOT the cheap ones that fucked her foot up and moved her bones. SJP doesn't strike me as dumb, so i'm going to pretend she only blamed the cheap shoes when she realized mid-sentence that manolo blahnik is gonna stop sending her freebies if she blames him for her fucked up hooves.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:29pm.
So she has bunions is what she is saying, right?
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No, no, no, no... SHE created an extra bone in her foot, sacrificing herself for her art which is fashion infused to it's very core...Not that you would understand that, you peon. Only the 'little people' get bunions...Seriously, the surly peasants dare to compare their grotesque deformities to the likes of famed celebrities 'extra bones'? AS IF...;-)
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:10pm.
she was great in "Ed Wood".
and "LA Story".
too bad "horse" is the first thing that comes up when you google her name.
that's gotta sting.
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She was also voted "least sexiest woman" by some magazine. I thought she was really cute up til the 3rd or so season of SITC. She was noted for her tight bod around the time of "Honeymoon in Vegas." Plus, JFK Jr. stalked her and dated her. Considering he was at one time considered pretty much the best looking man in the world, she ain't shabby.
Can you stop and not put cheap shoes on? I mean when has she ever put on cheap shoes? Wearing them a couple of times and then going back your 700 dollars a pair shoes does not constitute wearing cheap shoes. I think it's more like her feet said, take us back to the expensive shoes.
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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 5:49pm.
I would have been more annoyed by the "Where in America are you from?" questions. Surely you got that a lot.
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Canada really needs to start advertising itself better, make itself known for something other than cold.
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They are also known for their non stop bashing of America when they are abroad. I had to ask a group of Canadians who were bashing Americans (not just America) non-stop to me (when they realized I was Irish) because my American kids were right there and didn't particularly need to hear how fat, stupid and ignorant they were. I said it so politely that they felt bad. Good. Seriously, that was so hurtful to my kids who were sitting quietly, minding their own business and it was, ironically, the Canadians themselves who were ignorant. And fat, while we're talking about it.
Don't do that shit so loudly when you don't know who is around you; there is simply no need for it and I have heard them at it in France, Switzerland, Ireland, Holland, Mexico and Australia. Canadians like to travel and are chatty but boy, they have a bee in their bonnet about announcing to just about everyone they can that they are NOT AMERCANS and here are the 100 reasons they are glad they are not.
Come up for air, Canucks!
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I feel bad for SJP. She seems ok. But the thing she seems to get the most attention for, outside of fashion, is her looks and "horse face." It sucks because it's not like she did that to herself through extensive plastic surgery.
And then she's married to Matthew Broderick. What kind of man is that? He's like a wet rag. It's got to suck trying to make a marriage work with *that*.
I had hardly any hate for this woman until the very second she called human people's shoe's cut rate.
Bitch was poor once!
#neverforget
When she says its "odd" i wonder if she means its "odd" that someone who is actually attractive is playing Carrie Bradshaw?
So she has bunions is what she is saying, right?
This bitch has a Broadway background. She's familiar with a variety of actors playing one role. She's just pissed she's not getting bank from this Bradshaw conception, as she has no production credit on it.
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she was great in "Ed Wood".
and "LA Story".
too bad "horse" is the first thing that comes up when you google her name.
that's gotta sting.
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God don't like ugly.
why does she insist on calling her hooves feet?
"The Carrie Diaries" could have been the next "My So-Called Life" if they moved it into that direction. I've forever thought that AnnaSophia Robb is an alien. Look at the shape of her face and those HUGE eyes!
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