Afternoon Crumbs
Brit Brit shows us that a truly refined lady always holds her t-shirt dress down before she farts – The Superficial
Ben Affleck doesn’t seem that excited about nose bumping with Jennifer Garner – Lainey Gossip
The funny things that come out of Ed Helms’ mouth – The Berry
Justin Bieber’s babysitters canceled his show in Portugal, because he need to suck on a pacifier while sitting in a high chair in the time out corner for a little while – Celebitchy
Judging by that certified swish, the slick-haired sidewalk bigot was totally on his way to the glory hole – Towleroad
Adriana Lima rides a bike with her ass out and face over shoulder, which is the way everybody rides a bike, right? – Hollywood Tuna
Chrissy Teigen gets naked for Instagram – Drunken Stepfather
Kelly Osbourne is probably epileptic – ICYDK
Ashley Jizzdale supposedly tweeted a picture of her ass, but there’s no ass to speak of in that picture – Popoholic
You know it’s Monday when you think Sienna Miller’s baby is wearing a pixelated mask – Just Jared
The One Life to Live cast photo needs more Dorian Lord and the All My Children cast photo needs more LA LUCCI!!! – SOW
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn about Kenya Moore’s Gone with the Wind Fabulous video – Reality Tea
As Selena Gomez stares at Ashley Benson’s chichis, Justin Bieber screams and cries into his wet nurse’s chichis while she tries to breastfeed him – IDLYITW
Baby red pandas wrestling is the only cure for the Mondays you need – OMG Blog
Tina Turner finally gets on the cover of Vogue – Jezebel
Kelis’ eye make up is very “meth junkie after a 10-day binge” – Crunk + Disorderly
Shemar Moore is the 99 Cent Store version of Leonardo DiCatchAHo – Moe Jackson
Posh’s weave needs nourishment – Popsugar
That wine stain on Ramona Singer’s dress was a nice touch – I’m Not Obsessed
I think I’d rather see pictures of Ken Paves in a bikini than pictures of Eva Longoria in a bikini – Cityrag
(Pic via Pacific Coast News)