The World Is Getting Another Duggar
The Duggars are getting one baby closer to outnumbering us non-Duggars and it's only a matter of time before they take over the world, enslave us all and force us to make their laundry soap and tend to the fall of curly fry curls on Michelle Duggar's head. Michelle Duggar's 24-year-old daughter-in-law and baby-making successor, Anna Duggar, tells People that she's got a womb full of Duggar again. That eery tension you feel in the air is from Anna's uterus shaking in fear at the thought of its future.
The oldest Duggar kid, Josh, married Anna in 2008 and she popped out their first kid, a daughter named Mackynzie, three years ago. Then 21 months ago, Anna birthed out their second kid, a son they named Michael. And in about three months, Anna and Josh's third kid will land on this planet. Anna and Josh say that they've narrowed their baby name choices down to two and they wouldn't say if they're sticking with the letter M theme.
With two names starting with M in their family, will Josh and Anna continue the naming tradition?
"We've been throwing around name ideas and we are pretty certain we have it down to two," Josh says. "We will have to see."
As for the gender of the baby, the couple knows but is not sharing – for now. Until then, the whole Duggar clan is getting involved. Josh's sister, Jill, 21, is a student midwife and has been assisting the couple and will be on-hand for their birth at an area birthing center.
Meanwhile, Jim Bob and Michelle, 46, are preparing to be grandparents again. "Being a grandpa is really special because Josh and Anna live only eight miles away and our kids and their kids almost consider themselves brothers and sisters," he says. "They love playing together."
Of course, they're going to stick with the letter M. They're Duggars. They're jobs are to turn their vaginas into popcorn popper pussies and to completely hijack a letter from the alphabet. That's the letter M's cue to file for emancipation from the alphabet before it's too late. And while the letter M does that, I should also distance myself from the letter M by legally changing my name to Dichael. I mean, it was pretty much my legal name in junior high school since that's what all those assholes called me.
And every time the words "Duggar" and "pregnant" pop up on my RSS feed, I think it's about Michelle Duggar and I shake my head while pouring one out for the hardest working organ in the baby making game: her war torn uterus. Hopefully, Michelle Duggar's sweat shop worker uterus is retired and sipping a daiquiri on a beach somewhere.
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At this rate,intelligence will be bred out and dumbassery will take over.
G-d Bless the Fuggars.
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Persistent cat-
Or if you want a good laugh (or rage-induced aneurysm), go to
Toys r Us and check out the personalized stuff. So many ways to spell Kaitlyn
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That's my daughters name, we used Kaitlin. Hardly anyone has spelled it properly throughout her school yrs. Even her Dr spelled it wrong! Lol
I think, if I remember correctly, that the way we spelled it was an older spelling. And most people are just more familiar with the newer spelling, like the way you spelled it. (don't quote me on this, it's been awhile since I read that! Lol)
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
She knew she was getting into a cult when she married this ass clown.
Mackynzie. With a name like that you know they're bringing her up to be a stupid breeder too.
Michelle will be in her 60s by the time all her kids are grown and hopefully go far, far away from her crazy ass. And at that point Michelle will likely commit suicide in the front yard upon seeing the tail lights of the last one getting the fuck out of that cult. Since she can't birf 'em out and has none left to raise, well, what's the point in being alive?
I can't have children. These women would kill themselves immediately if they had my problem.
the daughter looks like a cabbage patch doll I had when I was little. so cuteeeeeeeeeee!
listen, as long as the babies come healthy and the family is not a drain on society I have no problem with it.
His mom has had some complications the last few children and i think it's time she hang up her vajayjay
"How dreadfulllll " - Dwight from RHWA seasons 1&2
Really this is bullshit ! Theyve got one of each (boy & girl) like what is there another version or flavor of the month that your going for ?!? Sheesh what a pair of dumbasses FFS ! Oh and that Josh duffASS is such a pompASS jerk so full of himself too fat fuck. I feel sorry for Anna she was dumb to get mixed up with this clan of quiver full fucktards & what a prize hog she ended up with Hoss duffASS :/ as her hubbend !
Oh and m k. Please no more Pleeeeeeeze never again with that disgusting Trollope
kK bloody vamp fuck face fake ass Ho !!! I dry heaved I can't even post there so I'm doing it here. Sooooo fucking grosssssssss !!!!
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Submitted by MeowMeow on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:23am.
Mackynzie? Mackynzie?????
FUCK ME I hate cutesy names. How adorable when the kid is 3. How fucking retarded when the kid is an adult. She'll be lucky if she stays off the pole.
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The worst name I read on STFU, Parents was Adorabella.
Or if you want a good laugh (or rage-induced aneurysm), go to Toys r Us and check out the personalized stuff. So many ways to spell Kaitlyn.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 3:07pm.
WALKING VAGINAS AND NOTHING MORE....
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GLAD YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD....
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
What the hell is wrong with those people?
I don't understand this whatsoever. It's like the instinctual part to breed and breed and breed and breed and breed is the only thing they follow because the reasoning part of their fucking brain is completely switched off.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
WALKING VAGINAS AND NOTHING MORE....
Some thoughts....
Is it part of the wedding vows written in for women entering the family that they must have their hair styled in dodgy, crispy looking ringlets?
Of the two adults, that lad look the more feminine! Now, don't get me wrong, she's a good looking girl (despite the hair) but that is one girlie looking man on the left there.
That little girl is ADORABLE!!
It seems to be a trend in my area....pregnant women in their 20s have their hair in ringlets. I don't get it.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 1:30pm.
M'KNZ
Lol Dollparts, this is my favorite.
@Esteem:
I agree. If they pay for their own offspring, I would have said "FINE". However, things are just falling apart at the seems in terms of pollution and global warming. When a freakin polar bear cannot even find ice to stand on, and the weather changes at the drop of a hat, then it is really getting real.
Have one or two. THAT's all. I challenge you to find a couple that has only one kid...it's hard to find.
In My best Arnold Horshak voice:
OOOH!! OOOOH!!! OOOOH!!!!
That would be me, our one and only girly who turns 18 in two mths! ='o(
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 2:03pm.
I can't with names like Mackenzie. Likewise all these others:
Oh God me too. all the most awful, pretioncious names on the planet.
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Can they not afford to paint their stoop or is this one of those "artistically shabby" photog's sets?
I can't with names like Mackenzie. Likewise all these others:
Taylor (for a girl)
Caley/Kaleigh
Caitlyn
Bailey
Bailyn
Jailyn
Jaden
UGH!
fuck these assholes, I'm not reading this article but I know full well it is about this asshole family putting another god damn resource consuming, polluting, oxygen thief on the planet when they already have passed their idiot genes onto about 100 kids/grandchildren already. Oh and some bullshit about God wanting these selfish assholes to do this.
Muhkinsey
Mackensee
M'KNZ
MmmKensee
Mackynsy
MykynZ
McKinnssee
Mahckenseigh
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
I normally say, if our tax dollars aren't paying for their children, do whatever you want. However, when our natural resources are dwindling at an alarming rate, global warming, etc etc etc...nowadays I'm more prone to give this kind of situation a side-eye.
in the time this has been posted and commented on a Duggar has either been born or conceived
Just saying, the creepy Duggars are marrying mommy and borning out more bahehs..
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Their life would make a great movie on the Sci-Fi channel.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Mr. Duggar must have a big one!
(Are there nude photos of Mr. Duggar for verificatia?)
@ bambam -- for years he has been a commercial and residential real estate agent in an area with almost no cost of living. he also was a state politician. i can believe they survived without government public assistance except from the "bounty" received from being a state politician
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
So is the entertainment lawyer writing for Dlisted now? "They're jobs"?
Studying to be nurse midwife... and using your SIL's vag as course materials. Interesting choice.
I'm probably going to hell for this but that little girl on the left looks knocked up.
Fuck that Foxxy. Which came first, the tv shows and such or the kids?
Oooo, bacon donuts, yum.
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:04pm.
*throws bambam the stank eye*
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Oh trust, you don't wanna talk about stank. Whooo boy, even puppeh had to leave the room, lols.
OT: I never say anything about these folks. Every time I see them all I can think about is there's no way the father can support all those kids on his salary alone, no way.
???? they have/had reality tv show $, and magazine appearance $, and talk show appearance $, and personal appearance $, etc. they don't have to live on his salary...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Quick - name 120 ways you can spell Mackynzie
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I'm lazy. http://amarillo.com/stories/010907/fea_6464069.shtml
I don't mind the Dyggars one bit. They paid their own bills before they got on TV and I m sure they are financially smart enough to plan past the TV show. And I take another 29 Duggars over that gypsy trash I watched yesterday . One of them had 9 kids too. One more rotten and misbehaved than the other . The duggar kids seem polite and well raised, that's all I care about. Ain't no duggar snookie coming any time soon ....
Surely they can spend some time out of the bedroom and paint their porch?
It's been too long for Michelle. It's possible she had a hysterectomy with the last miscarriage and didnt announce it on the Today show. Does anybody wanna call the time of death for Michelle's uterus?
LOL, I THOUGHT I felt an earthquake (I'm in Orange County), but one of my heavyset co-workers ran by my office about five seconds after I felt the shaking so I thought it was just her. Apparently there WAS an earthquake at that same time (just before 10), too funny.
"Josh's sister, Jill, 21, is a student midwife and has been assisting the couple and will be on-hand for their birth at an area birthing center."
Whoa. One of the Duggar daughters actually wants to have a real career?
Quick - name 120 ways you can spell Mackynzie
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 03/11/2013 -
"Dear Duggar cult;
Your Quiver is full. Thank you so very much. I don't need anymore crotch-fruit from you. I have 6 billion other humans who can help out overpopulating the planet.
Signed,
GOD"
Amen (and I mean that reverently).
"One couple, one child" sounds better all the time.
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"Look, I'm always looking for a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face." BuckeyeInChicago
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:04pm.
*throws bambam the stank eye*
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Oh trust, you don't wanna talk about stank. Whooo boy, even puppeh had to leave the room, lols.
OT: I never say anything about these folks. Every time I see them all I can think about is there's no way the father can support all those kids on his salary alone, no way. People wanna talk shit about living off the government? Please.
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:50am.
Maybe I'm imagining it, but it looks like McKynzie has a bun in the oven, too.
*reports self*
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*dies!!!!!!*
Side note - I work in the medical field and always get indignant huffy responses when I ask parents to clarify the spelling of their child's name. I assume NOTHING anymore.
Do these people do anything besides FUCK? Good lord!!
Her vagina is like a reverse black hole - instead of sucking people in it spits them out
Dear Duggar cult;
Your Quiver is full. Thank you so very much. I don't need anymore crotch-fruit from you. I have 6 billion other humans who can help out overpopulating the planet.
Signed,
GOD
Submitted by MeowMeow: "Mackynzie? Mackynzie?????
Goddamn stupid fucking white people (says this white person who is so white she is almost clear) and their stupid names. It's not even spelled right. "
Well, to be fair, it's not WHITE people. It's white trash people.
*throws bambam the stank eye*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG: http://earthquake-report.com/2013/03/11/moderate-earthquake-southern-cal...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
You sure about that, GG? What'd you eat last night? It could've been a rumbler. I once ate nearly two cans of baked beans and sausage, when I farted while sitting down my cheeks rumbled so bad I thought DC was having another quake. I'm just sayin. :-D
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
I had to look down to see if my dog was rubbing his ass on my chair. He was not there and it lasted a good 15 seconds...it was a soft roller.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
how much shaking, GG??!!
/nothing here
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12