Brandi Glanville Has Something To Say To Chelsea Handler
Brandi Glanville was seven layers of tanked on Watch What Happens Live last night and when she's drunk, the foolery just flows out of her mouth. Andy Cohen asked Brandi if her arch rival LeAnn Rimes read her book and she wouldn't say anything bad about the Falkor of Texas. Brandi shoved talk of LeAnn Rimes to the side and went after Chelsea Handler instead. Chelsea was on WWHL last week and during the after-show she talked shit about all of the Housewives. Brandi had a message for her Chelsea:
"Like Chelsea Handler was here. She sucked on your show. She was horrible. She wasn't funny, it was completely awkward. I saw the after-show where she was putting down the Housewives. Chelsea, suck it. We know each other... We have the same gaygent and I made out with her lesbian and her assistant and her brother, so she hates me."
Her lesbian? Does that mean Chelsea owns a lesbian? But whatever, who hasn't Brandi made out with? I'm sure 90% of the tongues in the L.A. area have had Brandi Glanville DNA on them at one point or another. Shit, 90% of everything in the L.A. area has been touched by Brandi Glanville DNA at one point or another. If light poles could talk, I'm sure one would tell me that Brandi is all tongue when she makes out. And it makes sense that Brandi hates Chelsea and vice versa. They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves.
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I wish my last name were Glansville.
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Brandi makes me laugh more just being herself than that so-called commedienne Chelsea. Chelsea Handler's show is terrible. Sometimes the panel guests are funny, but that bitch trips over every line and frequently trails off mid sentence because she has no punch line or point. The fact that someone gave that horse a show is a true testament to the power of the dark arts. That can be the only explanation. xD
I don't get the appeal of Chelsea, I've tried to watch her show and she's just not that entertaining to me.
As for Brandi, don't you have to be MARRIED to be a houseWIFE?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Congratulations, you're both disgusting hags.
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Chelsea Handler isn't funny. I have really, really tried to laugh while watching her show and it's impossible. Now I just cringe if I ever accidentally tune into it.
who gives a shit.
Here's the thing I don't get. I don't get why Chelsea Handler's people let her be a complete drunken mess all the time. Chelsea seems to have potential, but she's a hot mess. Its uncomfortable to watch.
Hard to care about Brandi.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
They both look like puppets in those pics. lol
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Learned a new word today - gaygent :)
sorry, I just can't pick sides when it comes to these classy, eloquent ladies.
it's like being forced to choose between severe constipation and explosive diarrhea.
Chelsea was on E news and didn't even know Brandi said anything, and then when Juliana told her what she said , Chelsea said "ohhhh okay well I have to think about this!!" I have a feeling Brandi is going to be the object of some ridicule once Chelsea gets the whole story.
Brandi's 100% right.
Chelsea is an asshole. First of all, Brandi's right, Chelsea totally turned her nose up at the Housewife shows while on Watch What Happens Live as if what she churns out (alcholism personified in the form of an insufferable shrew) is so brilliant. She's always SUPER passive aggressive and angry in interviews and not clever enough to make any humorous criticisms, it all just reeks of cuntiness.
Chelsea Handler can thank 2 things for her success. Vodka and her bitterness....there's no wit, there's nothing clever about her. She's not a "girl's girl"...like Joan Rivers said, she fucked the head of E! and got a show. End of story.
They're both avid cunts, but I'd rather Chelsea's looks, jokes, credibility, and bank accounts. thankyouverymuch.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
It's hard to believe that Brandi was ever a model. She looks like a slutty maid. Chelsea is hard to look at.
Team Neither.
Brandi sounds like a funny bitch.
Chelsea's just a bitch.
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms
Brandi and Chelsea are two of my favorite bitches. Not buying the feud. These two ladies have the same book agent so I'm sure this is all orchestrated to garner some press.
@mbj: Madame!!! LOL! Perfect. Best I could come up with was Batman Joker audition
I heard the govt is spending $5M to study why lesbians are/get fat.
For the record, I know not all lessies are fat, just reporting what I heard...
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
Wait....so Brandi Analglandsville made out with Chelsea's assistant Chuy?
http://chuybravo.com
Team Chelsea. Bitch works for a living, unlike Brandi.
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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK
Team Chelsea. I don't even know who the other bitch is.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 6:12pm.
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I was shocked to see her book's number two on the NYT Bestseller List. Wow.
BG doesn't bother me all that much--she's enjoying her 15 minutes of fame. And the poster who said she looks like Katherine McPhee in that pic is dead-on!
waaait- which one is which? these photos confuse me.
-LA Juice, because "OJ" was taken.
Samantha Ronson types need not apply.
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"I don't know anything about this Justin the beaver" - Miss Kay from Duck Dynasty
"We have the same gaygent and I made out with her lesbian and her assistant and her brother, so she hates me."
okay that is about the funniest thing Brandi has ever said.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:00pm.
by lay tile I mean on your knees...laying tile.
hahaha
Does anyone give a shit about anything Anal Glands has to say?? Bitch is whack.
HAS. Has. Duh.
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Can I get my tattoo now?
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:49pm.
UBF- We need our bathroom redone,
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You better be careful Weezy, it's against the law to ask so you might just get a lipstick lesbian. She might only interested in shopping and wearing your shoes while you lay tile and by lay tile I mean on your knees...laying tile.
Hmmm....this sounds like it's devolving into my home improvement fantasy to your....home improvement fantasy.
Yes Hekki, Tasya is fierce, so gorgeous.
I totally forgot my favorite, she should be the crew manager and my ahem, personal assistant, Jodi Foster!
Chelsea had a lesbian slave!?
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Can I get my tattoo now?
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by jelliebean: "I think we should pre-order the Amber Heard model."
Can we order her girlfriend, Tasya Van Ree, too? She's a hot crazy hat-wearing labia licker!
Yes to Anna Paquin and Even Rachel Wood and maybe we can get a rain check on Kristanna.
It's getting hot in here, I might have to go lay tile.
Yuck to both but good for Brandi for saying that out loud, give a little back as it were. Unpleasant all around.
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Submitted by jelliebean on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:00pm.
Rande - yes!
Also no to the Jada Pinkett Smith model, no whiners, only workers.
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I think there was a recall on the Jada Pinkett, they were deemed defective and prone to giving you unwanted advice.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 03/12/2013 -
"I just went to the lesbian store, and whaddaya know....the Kristanna Loken model was sold out :("
Wait, what? Is she gay??? She's SPECTACULAR!
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms
Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:52pm.
No bogarting the loaner lesbian! We need to share.
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So is that puff puff pass or lick lick loan?
IDK if the Brandi drama, in general, is to accumulate $$$, but it's working. If it's not and the money is just a side bonus, it's fucking embarrassing. Thanks in advance.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:49pm.
UBF- We need our bathroom redone,
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You better be careful Weezy, it's against the law to ask so you might just get a lipstick lesbian. She might only interested in shopping and wearing your shoes while you lay tile and by lay tile I mean on your knees...laying tile.
Rande - yes!
Also no to the Jada Pinkett Smith model, no whiners, only workers.
Submitted by jelliebean on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:51pm.
Rande, lol, I just looked it up and found out that in 2008 the people of Lesbos lost a court case they had brought against the LGBT alliance in Greece claiming it "insulted" their reputation around the world to associate them with lesbians.
Whaaaat? I mean, there's an actual historical reason we use the word "lesbian," right? And I bet the island gets all sorts of gay tourists. Wouldn't you want a garish LESBOS T-shirt?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:54pm.
Thanks! I *think* all we need to do is caulk around the pipe, but I'm just too lazy to do it. LOL Right now I've got a bowl under there to catch the water, because it only does it if the water is running for an extended period of time (like if I am doing dishes).
I think we should pre-order the Amber Heard model.
Battle of the no names who ho'd themselves into relevance, you say? What exactly did Chelsea Handler "do for a living" prior to sleeping with the Network Exec who gave her her gig? Serious question. I think she was only a reality show contenstant on that "bad girl's club." But, maybe she did "work really hard for her career" as one previous poster put it. (Both these tricks "work hard" the same way...with their legs spread.) Sorry if that sounds harsh. It's the D.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I hope they meet in an alley and rip each other' s tongues out and twitter fingers off. Hate them both.
(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)
I just went to the lesbian store, and whaddaya know....the Kristanna Loken model was sold out :(
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Louise -- I found a great plumbing service in our area, Thompson Plumbing in Westmont. They do great work, they're honest & work quickly.
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No bogarting the loaner lesbian! We need to share.
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"I don't know anything about this Justin the beaver" - Miss Kay from Duck Dynasty
Rande, lol, I just looked it up and found out that in 2008 the people of Lesbos lost a court case they had brought against the LGBT alliance in Greece claiming it "insulted" their reputation around the world to associate them with lesbians.
*throws shoe at Tigerlilly*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:42pm.
I guess deep down, I am just a charley sheen without money.
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LOL!