Thursday, March 14th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 13th!
To show the world the Church is serious about having a more modern attitude, the new form of White Smoke makes its debut. - i_heart_jack
Runners-up:
In an attempt to bring in higher ratings for Pope Watch 2013, the Vatican took a cue from TLC and brought the conclave to Honey Boo Boo's front yard. - Reesey
As firefighters descended on the scene at Coachella, they knew they were most likely looking at a Gerard Butler fuck fest that had gone horribly wrong. - MeowMeow
Call Of Duty: Brown Ops #2, The Enema Within.
... coming soon for your wee Wii. - Homeless J
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Congrats hiliarious hoors!
Congrats to all the witty winnahs! Great ones!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats winners! Hilarious pic MK.
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
good job, wieners!
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Failing to get a Grammy for his splendid music work, Bam Margera tries out for a Darwin award.
The sight of Kim K's gigantic ass walking in their direction has even port-a-potties committing suicide.
While still shitting out his burrito buggy lunch, Jeff's porta potty warned others he wasn't done yet by emitting black smoke. Unfortunately, the white smoke signalling that his dump was over was too overpowering and took him out. The only upswing: his wife will no longer be subjected to his toxic tarts in bed.
Love,
Mabel
You can usually tell when somebody has a "happy ending" at a Scientology picnic.
It was me.
In a staged demonstration, the fire department illustrates the dangers of accidental mixing of ammonia with one of the millions of BritBrit's dried up old weaves lying in port-a-potties across the globe.
What really happened at the end of The Last Starfighter
When NBC execs told Al Roker he'd be getting his very own bathroom, he had other ideas in mind.
MY PEOPLE NEED ME! - Mr. Hanky
Kim wasn't pregnant. It was just gas.
Dennis & Kim Jong Un???!!! What have you two been up to?? This is absolutely NOT funny!. I said put the yellow cake in the urinal......not one word about the yellow cake uranium!!!!
-- Kim Jong Un's mother
Rusty snuck off to the can to try out his new app - How To Turn Your iPhone Into A Bomb.
(free 5 day trial download!)
Queen Elizabeth was recently hospitalized for gastroenteritis. This is an exclusive, behind the scenes look at her treatment.
"Time to chew some gum and light the fuse!
And I'm all out of gum!"
"Shit, and no toilet paper either!"
After Norton died in an unsuccessful septic tank rescue mission, his Sanitation co-workers honored him with a 21 Poop Salute.
The amateur hot boxer never blends.
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The trailer for Michael Moore's movie about North Korea....."Farenheit 2".....is quite captivating....
Well there goes ONE of the Lohan meth labs.
Hope it doesn't come down on the other.
NASA budget cuts.
See? This is what happens when Billy Ray says "Shit fire!" (pron: "she-it FAR") around Miley's mentally challenged little sister.
White explosive smoke means the College of Cardinals have elected a new Poop!
Snooki on losing her baby weight: "With lots of Diet Coke and Mentos, bitch!"
Behold, the etymology of "When the shit hits the fan", thanks to Mimi and her demand for lushious blowing hair... wherever she sings.
The poopstack smoked white when the Kardashians chose a new leader!
Al-Qaeda is in the testing phase of a new iPhone app - "If You Hear A Drone - Run To The Nearest Washroom Shown On Your Screen".
White smoke means the new poop has been selected.
The heated seats on the newly designed Porta-Hotty were discovered to have technical defects.
Al-Qaeda 's number 1 man thought he could hide from the drone. But it got him in the end. Now he's number two!
After Brad Pitt went into the Port-a-Potty everyone in the immediate vicinity found themselves experiencing the 'munchies'
Kim Kardashian learns the hard way that pregnancy causes explosive diarrhea.
Submitted by ellegaunt on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 4:54pm.
BBC debutes the first image from their latest Doctor Who spinoff: Doctor Poo.
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It's not a tardis, its a fartis, allons y!
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK on Michelle Duggar
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Lilo's death was inevitable, and of course drugs were involved. Firecrotch + smoking meth + portapotty with no ventilation = lethal consequences :(
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK on Michelle Duggar
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What did he eat!
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK on Michelle Duggar
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BBC debutes the first image from their latest Doctor Who spinoff: Doctor Poo.
This brings a whole new meaning to having the "orange fire shits".
Not to be outdone by the Vatican, the West Virginia branch of the CO$ elected its own leader.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 4:39pm.
LMAO!
Shitbomber.
White smoke? A new poop emerges.
One small shit for man, one giant crap for mankind.
The white smoke indicates a new pope.
The flaming toilet indicates he is from South America.
Bruce Vilanch accidentally ate a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
Another failed nuclear test by North Korea.
Can someone tell Jessica Simpson to stop lighting her pregnancy farts?!
The Myth Busters prove that flatulence is indeed explosive when BritBrit visits the set.
Hallelu! The new poop is here!