The Future Queen Of England Has A Name
UsWeekly (via HL) says that Duchess Kate and Prince William have already picked out a full name for the fetus royale that is baking in her womb. Duchess Kate and Prince William haven't confirmed that they're having a girl in July, but some source says that they are having a girl and they already know what name they're going to write down on the royal birth announcement scroll. Unfortunately for Morrissey, they aren't going with his personal choice for a name: Princess Scroungina Welfarelle of Wales. Right now, they call their fetus "little grape," but when she's born they're going to call her Elizabeth Diana Carole.
Queen Elizabeth will knock the crowns off their heads with her pocket book if they don't name the future queen after her, so that's why they're naming their daughter Elizabeth. Elizabeth is also Kate's mother's middle name. They chose Carole as a second middle name, because Kate's mom is named Carole and Carole is also the Latin variation of the name Charles. Her first middle name will be Diana for obvious reasons.
BOOOO! Boring and basic name, but what did we expect? Elizabeth, Diana and Carole sound like the top 3 most popular girl names of 1956. There goes my dream of those bitches naming their kid Harryella Waity of Wales. And I can't be the only one who saw the name "Diana Carole" and figured that Kate and William's favorite Dynasty character is Dominique Deveraux.
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They're naming her after Dominque Devereaux?!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:43pm.
I wanted them to name her "Shaquonda."
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Bish pleeease...Bon Qui Qui is where it's at!
But seriously, I like Queen Diana better. Mostly because I think that'd piss off Queen Elizabeth to no end. But at long as they don't name the child Pilot Inspector or something it's all good.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:31pm.
The Carole bit seems a bit off, but whatever.
I'd have gone with Anne Elizabeth.
That would be awkward, considering Williams aunt is Princess Anne Elizabeth
"The hotdog down the hallway" is a common phrase here in Norway too.
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Yeah, they're ok but totally basic and boring. I like all yours way better MK!
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Also, the millions of Ashleys. WTF? It's not even a woman's name. Americans are so stupid about names.
I think family names are nice. And I don't understand baby name trends. Why would you want to name your child the same name that every other child that age has? I always felt kind of sorry for the gazillions of Jennifers I have known in my life.
I was hoping for Victoria, Alexandra, or Catherine, but this is nice. No way Diana would have come first, I knew that. This family is nothing if not traditional. And if this is a daughter and becomes queen, she needs a traditional queenly name.
Current Queen: Elizabeth Alexandra Mary (named for mother, great-grandmother, grandmother).
So the new baby would be named for great-grandmother, grandmother, grandmother. Nice.
I dunno where you fucktards be getiin' yo' info from. I got the real stuff. The name be Shenegra Charles Booshay Windsor.
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Shaneequa La'Toya Spencer-Winsdor. The English high-hat types like hyphens.
Submitted by modelspiceboi on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 6:31pm.
I still think Wills is hot, in a "responsible librarian by day--freak of the week at night" kind of way. In fact, I get that vibe from both of them.
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See, I disagree. I think Wills is totally a 'lose the erection' type..."Oh, dear, I'm terribly sorry. Shall we roll over and rest for a while?" While PHG is a GANSTA in bed. Yeah, come to mama, you dirty, dirty boy...
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I still think Wills is hot, in a "responsible librarian by day--freak of the week at night" kind of way. In fact, I get that vibe from both of them.
While I would prefer Diana Elizabeth, the name is pretty, traditional, and classy, if a bit boring. We all know damn well that if they name their kid something stupid like Apple or Rainbow Aurora, HM Queen Lizzy the Sequel will be taking custody of the child, re-naming him/her and sending the dear Duke and Duchess off to the Falklands or Antarctica to never be heard from again. Besides, we all know that the kid (if a girl) is going to be called Diana by her parents... William promised to get his mother's title and style reinstated anyways.
Prince William is soooooooo fug and non sexual. I'd totally do Harry, mean and down dirty, but I don't know how much I'd have to be paid to endure that donkey faced sweater geek's pencil dick huffin' and puffin' inside my muffin. Ewww. Kate you nastay.
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Wait, they're not going with Olivia or Sophia or some variation of a last name as a first name (Taylor, Campbell)? What kind of an establishment is this?
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As if the old Queen would have had it any other way. Heads would have rolled if the child was to be called Diana Elizabeth.
Diana Elizabeth is pretty too. Queen Diana I does have a nice ring to it. :)
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:31pm.
The Carole bit seems a bit off, but whatever.
I'd have gone with Anne Elizabeth.
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YEP!
Imagine the arms up in the air if they went with that name. It would be a good name though. And would give Queen Anne her due. She was done so wrong back in the day.
SteelCityGirl HEY NOW HOLD UP THAT'S MY PUPPIES NAME!!!
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DP LOL Twatty!
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snowpiece & Super Stew -- snowpiece is right; I've heard the "hot dog down a hallway" many times, most likely here. Feel free to use it anywhere!
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Submitted by Super Stew on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 1:52pm.
"And at this point, with all the guys she's fucked, screwing her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
Twat Muffin, I am crying from laughing so hard at this!!!! I am TOTALLY using this!!
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LOL dude, she didn't just come up with that one (though I'm sure she's funny enough to do so)
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Believable story, UsWeekly but not buying this. I think they're going to name her Spencer.
I am watching "Maury" now. Here's four names from a baby daddy situation; I'm liking Ja'Quasia for the future queen of England.
Ja'Quasia
Jamenisha
Jemiah
Nehemiah (which I understand is a male biblical name)
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It's a boy, and his name will be George Edward James Charles
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Jeg er norsk.
Diahann Carrol is perfection. I love her chemistry with Matt Bomer on White Collar.
Super Stew -- you have my blessing, hon.
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"And at this point, with all the guys she's fucked, screwing her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
Twat Muffin, I am crying from laughing so hard at this!!!! I am TOTALLY using this!!
Come to think of it...yeah Diana Elizabeth would be much better. Then it would be Queen Diana the First. That sounds like some kind of mythical creature about to save the world.
Elizabeth is my middle name too. I kinda like Elizabeth Diana Carole, but, Diana Elizabeth is better.
As long as it's a girl.
snowpiece -- I don't think she's all that. And at this point, with all the guys she's fucked, screwing her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Skanky ass 'ho.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 1:09pm.
And she was a complete HAG on this season's Top Chef...
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I hope this pisses off the evil Horseface Camilla to no end. (She whose face always looks like she has a cold, full diaper.)
Beautiful future Queen Elizabeth Diana Carole.
Perfection!!!!!!
The change in the primogeniture law in UK and Commonwealth is good news and about the only thing to get me excited about the royal (future queen) baby.
Pick Arya or Daenerys or GTFO.
Queen Elizabeth will knock the crowns off their heads with her pocket book if they don't name the future queen after her
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LMAO @ the mental image!!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:31pm.
was just gonna say, carole souuds so common..there is no way that name will be allowed as that on that baby's name if its a girl.
OffT but that "All The Best People Squat" ad is giving me a hardcore case of the giggles.
eta: Harryella Waity of Wales is fucking brilliant!
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:31pm.
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Ooh, that's the Anglicised version of my name.
I'll be impressed when they can raise it without nannies and personal assistants, paid for by all us lovely taxpayers. Fuckers.
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Twaty, she annoys me to no end with her baby voice AT 40!
MJT she is pretty but an annoying ho bag
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Jess Sayin -- thanks! One of the many names I get off of watching Murray, er, I mean Maury, each day.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:59pm.
She looks really pretty in some of those pics. That's all I got.
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dang. I was hoping for something with more... pizzazz. like Rainbow Uterus. or Mulligan. or Boeing Dreamliner Inspektor.
"this is serious. we can make you delirious!"
the PSA pills
snowpiece -- ugh, that nasty bitch Padma, isn't that just like her. Dude has big bucks -- of course she'll date him. Doesn't matter that he's married and probably has STDs (due to Blohan). Such a whore.
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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:55pm.
She must be close to 80 now so she earned it. That woman is so gorgeous, it's scary.
Off Topic: THIS NASTY BITCH PADMA is seriously dating Lilo's disgusting John!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2292712/Has-Padma-Lakshmi-fina...
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Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:14pm.
not bad..so she'll eventually be Elizabeth III.
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not necessarily - the monarch, like the pope, often chooses another name when taking the throne
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Wasn't going to comment here (cause I'm not really into the royals pro or con) but probably 10 years after Dynasty ended, Diahann Carrol swept into the swanky restaurant I worked in.
Surveying the crowd calmly, she asked to be seated in an area where people couldn't look at her, and even asked that another table be moved!
Oddly, nobody was pissed or offended about it. She looked so fucking fabulous (just like that picture, in fact) that we all felt like she should be treated like a queen.
Haven't thought of that in years...
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Very nice. I approve.
(And really, what was the alternative?)
I hope her genes are stronger than his, especially if it's a girl.
Prince William had so much potential for hotness as a youngin. How tragically the tide in his appearance toward that ugly ass equine'd face father of his.
Prince Harry would be hot if it weren't for those beaty close-set weasel eyes of his. The kind that makes you think "their parents must have been closely related. Either way, I give not a single fuck about these people, but those names that are supposedly picked out, by themselves aren't bad, however trying to string it as one person's name is complete bullshit. Maybe it's my OCD by Elizabeth Diana Carole does not roll off the tongue.
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