Wednesday, March 13th 2013
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
The singing blue puppet pills from a 1983 PSA warning children to beware of medicine that looks like candy.
The people who created this fucked up PSA from the Long Island Regional Poison Control Center were definitely high on the right kind of pills when they came up with this, because it was a weird mess then and it's a weird mess now. It's weirdness has stood the test of time. Shit is so weird that Busta Rhymes used the lyrics in one of his songs.
Those singing pills were definitely the pill babies of Viagra and Xanax. If pills started singing like that at me, I'd swallow more pills to deal with their singing or I'd swallow their asses to stop the singing. It's serious!
And "we could make you delirious" is a selling point!
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Michael K, I friggin' LOVE YOU! This is one of the most vivid memories I have of my childhood, and this song has been stuck in my head for years! I can finally get it out!
someone should force the Cibrian children to watch this! (not candy, ex lax) however, I think Brandi would claw her way through the screen to get to them. Especially in hi-def!!
my friends and I used to sing this song all the time
(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)
MK, theres a great school scare film from the mid to late 60s called "Pit of Despair" that stars Kevin Tighe. You would love it! Its available online at several websites and showcases how the cute paramedic from Emergency rode the "toboggan to hell" thanks to one marijuana joint. Kevin Tighe is a HSOTD if there ever was one!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Softness1.....lots of love and healing thoughts to you, sister. <3
I say if the little fockers help and make your life more comfortable, enjoy them!! My nightstand looks like a little pharmacy, too. Heh. :D
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The seagull standing on the Vatican chimney waiting for the smoke is a serious famewhore, and should totally be tomorrows HSOTD.
Busta Buss made these lyrics golden!
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
DON'T REMEMBER THIS!!!
But I had no idea Busta Rhymes used this song for his catchy catchy chorus!
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
I remember this! GREAT CHOICE for Hot Slut!
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If you should ever leave me
Well life would still go on believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do me
This commercial had total reverse psychology on me. I never thought about pills being like candy but this commercial always made me curious to eat pills....I never did but I was massively tempted to.
Wow, talk about going back in time! Just that screen shot brought a flood of memories!
I remember this! MK where do you find all this shit?
*haz drug flashback*
I remember this. They are certainly cute little pills, eh?
This is so weirdly cute. But, why does the fabric have pills all over it like those things have been used relentlessly or made from some kind of recycled material? This kind of reminds me of the little oysters from Alice in Wonderland.
@Ophelia
remember, ALWAYS ask someone you love before you put anything in your mouth! :))
Ah, PSAs...proving that there is no such thing as bad publicity! No wonder we children of the 80's love pills so much.
LOL at SFRBully's Pee Wee ad. "The Thrill Can Kill" - indeed! (BTW, I never did thank you for your chola makeover in that Lohan post...you made me muy bonita)
ETA: I just watched chinchilla's video - HA HA HA HA HA!!! Words to live by! I'll be singing that all day.
@chinchilla wow that is bad. oh and thanks - I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day - doncha put it in your mouf ...LOL!
Submitted by SFRBully on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 9:27am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 9:26am.
LOLLOLL at PeeWEEEEE and sitting in that fucking movie theater talkin to children
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SNAP! I didn't put that together!
KEEP THE LIGHTS LOW, THE DARK-COLORED FABRIC ON THE SEATS WAS A BAAAAAAAAAAD IDEA.
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LOLLLLLLLLL
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 9:26am.
LOLLOLL at PeeWEEEEE and sitting in that fucking movie theater talkin to children
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SNAP! I didn't put that together!
KEEP THE LIGHTS LOW, THE DARK-COLORED FABRIC ON THE SEATS WAS A BAAAAAAAAAAD IDEA.
LOLLOLL at PeeWEEEEE and sitting in that fucking movie theater talkin to the chirren... WHAT'S REALLY IN THAT VILE MR MCFEELY!!?
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Conjunction junction what's yer funktion...
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 8:51am.
those are not pills, they are socks! stupid children
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Just think of how many kids it saved from eating socks!
I have never seen this before. Fucking communism....
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
Submitted by ewesocrazy: "That commercial was a few years too late for me--I tried to eat a Contac when I was little because I thought it looked like candy, but I spit it out because it tasted like shit. My dad found it and beat holy hell outta me."
Oh yeah! I remember those. They were so pretty and they looked like they were filled with sprinkles!!
PEEWEE'S CRACK CAMPAIGN WAS SUPERIOR TO THIS but this is hilarious. too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHFnc_eV4Lg
The commercial starts out the same way that Sucky's incestuous sexytimes starts
*BARS SLAM SHUT* "THIS IS CRACK"
LOLOL@sucknfuck "GIMME PILLS FUCKERS IM NOT KIDING t***Y"
That commercial was a few years too late for me--I tried to eat a Contac when I was little because I thought it looked like candy, but I spit it out because it tasted like shit. My dad found it and beat holy hell outta me.
Hahahahaha! I remember this one! Flashback, man!
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
wowzers i have vague recollection of this and the Mr Yuck psa's.
Ophelias evil twin, a friend has this Cdn psa on his youtube, one of his favorites b/c it's so fanfuckingtastically wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg
those are not pills, they are socks! stupid children
LOL re the Busta Rhymes song
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
OMG I was a kid when these were out Maybe its why I love pills now. My nightstand is a fucking pharmacy. Recovering from a bilateral mastectomy & going thru chemo one great advantage is they give you endless pills!!! Some of the women are like "Oh no I don't want anything, I took tylenol" WTF!!!!...I'm like bitch they giving you percocets, valiums, flexirels, ambiem, Norco, xanax, zofran. stop being a hero..Hey Silver lining..
Every pill has a pill for it. I'm about to call in now and I betcha I get more pills...lol
Oh yeah. I love those little bastids! We used to sing this in high school. Although no one was into pills back then.
I loved these fuzzy cute little pills!
OMG I remember this! I was 3 in 1983 but damn, watching this gave me flashbacks.
aww but they're so cute how harmful can they be?
they must be the cousins of these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPxZ_L5aG10
It must have been a regional ad. Nothing off puts little kids anyway like little cute singing pills. Using words they use all the time like "delirious".
What better way to illustrate to children the dangers of ingesting something from a bottle than by having cute looking things that LOOK LIKE CANDY singing at them? Sheer brilliance.
I was 21 in 1983 but I do remember this.
FLASHBACK MOTHERFUCKER HOLY CRAP! I remember watching this shit at 12ys old stoned outta my mind... I freakin loved the 80s.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
gimme pills, motherfuckers
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.