Nicole Scherzinger Thinks She'd Be More Successful If She Was A Big Ol' Slut
I'll wait here as you blink away the drops of potent class that hit your eyeballs when you looked at that picture. Everything is elegant about queefing into the mic.
So, Nicole ScherMINGEr's last album didn't even come out in the US, she's never been on Broadway and she's only had speaking roles in 2 movies, and she says she'd have a whole more if she opened up her legs all the time. If Nicole was a huge whore, she'd be instructing her team of maids to dust her dozens of Tonys, Grammys and Oscars right now.
In an interview with The Independent (via SF Chronicle) that's equal parts delusional and desperate (aka all the things I love an in an interview), the former head puss of the Pussycat Dolls says that classy people like her have to work harder to be successful and if she laid her coochie on the devil, she'd have Adele's career right now (yeah, I think Nicole is calling Adele and every other successful singer a mega tramp).
You might want to put a mask on before you read this mess, because the delusion is thick and you might catch it.
“I come from the most religious family. My grandfather is a priest. And if they support me in all this, and they do, then I’m OK. I’m being sassy and classy; I’m having fun. I’m not coming from a dark place. To be honest with you, I sometimes wish I were more slutty. I’d probably be a lot more successful if I were.
This is such a tough industry, you know. To make it, you really have to sell your soul to the devil… That’s probably why I haven’t quite reached the top of my mountain. I mean, where’s my Tony Award, my Grammy, my Oscar? Why don’t I have any of those things yet?”
Translation: "Sleeping your way to the bottom is a bitch!"
To me, Nicole Scherzinger has always felt like a never-ending Maya Rudolph impersonation of Apollonia and now I find out that she's as funny as a Maya Rudolph impersonation too. That whole quote is classic. Bitch should go write funnies for SNL. She'd easily get an Emmy.
And seriously, she should get a Tony, Grammy, Oscar, Emmy, AVN and all the awards for that picture alone.
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That pic...LOL
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Nicole you forgot to mention fucking married Interscope pres Jimmy Iovine didn't help your career either.
Ugh, I'm so sick of seeing her on TV here (the UK). People who can't cut it anymore in the US come here and because they're American these TV producers fall all over them, like Hollywood = awesome even if your stardom was marginal and you have zero charisma. The advert I saw the other day with her plugging her appearance on some boring morning show (wow!! what a treat!!) was so bad I'm not sure she was even awake. That's the other thing, they all think they're above it. Why are you here, then?!
Uhmmm? Her grandfather's a priest? So, technically she shouldn't exist since Priests don't marry. Unless he's a Santeria priest.
Uhmmm? Her grandfather's a priest? So, technically she shouldn't exist since Priests don't marry. Unless he's a Santeria priest.
so basically she is saying that all the successful women out there in the biz got there because of their sluttiness? um ok...
I dunno, I like her and I think she's got a great voice and a great look. But I think the reason she's not more successful is that she's just boring. Even though she's beautiful and has built a career on being in a "sexy" group, (PSD), she doesn't have a whole lot of sex appeal. She comes off as a sweet person, which let's face it, won't get you very far. She needs some kind of scandal, even if it's just a small one, follwed by a comeback. She always appears happy and smiling, which is great if that's how she is in her personal life. But it doesn't generate too much interest.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Dancing "slutty" or "dressing slutty" doesn't mean you are. I believe her. She IS slightly delusional but she's right. Her real problem is that she started too late in the game as a solo artist and her last name is terrible for a female pop singer. It should have been shortened or changed completely. She has the looks and talent but a horrible team behind her. Oh well. Oh and she didn't sell her soul. That too.
Submitted by chinchilla on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:30am.
i can only assume judging from that pic, that a singing vagina can only get you so far in life
LOL! Yeah, but it's still pretty far.
I can't believe no one has mentioned her actual start in the most prolific girl group of our time...
EDEN'S CRUSH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3AljOxGa8I&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
She must hate the fact that Kim K is a whole lot more famous, and RICH than her.
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:53am.
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Oh man, I was just blasting some Nikka Costa the other day! Love her. This bitch and her thirsty weave need to have all the fucking seats.
It looks like she's about to shove that mic right up her twat and her fist right up her ass...Come on now girl.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Thinking about it, she apparently is the one who had the idea to glue a bunch of manufactured twinks together to create what would later become One Direction.
I wonder if she's had a hand in making them happen? Probably not if she is whining so hard about not having a career.
Nicole Scherzinger, I practically forgot about her. Last song of hers I remember getting any airplay was the duet from Slumdog Millionaires. How the so-called breakout star of the Pussycat Dolls has fallen. Basically what Scherzinger said, confirms the Pussycat Dolls were popular solely for being slutty, and she does not have enough charisma or talent to sustain a solo career.
Oh the irony. You're not more famous because your persona is the overly slutty one. Its not relatable honey.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Boo-fucking hoo. She can join the ranks of the other 'just as talented, just as attractive as so and so, but for some odd reason their career didn't follow the same trajectory as so and so' that the industry has chewed up & spit out. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Look at the top girls from the 90s - Britney, Christina, Jessica & Mandy. Christina was always playing second fiddle to Britney even though she was the more talented. It didn't matter. Britney fit the look/mold at the time & she was promoted more. Jessica & Mandy played second fiddle to Spears/Aguilera. Also around the same time, Nelly Furtado & Nikki Costa came on the scene. You've heard Nikki's 'Everybody got their Something' countless times in movies, commercials, store soundtracks. But, Nelly Furtado was cuter at the time, so she was promoted more.
So who knows why Nicole doesn't have a bigger career? Maybe she doesn't fit the look at the moment, maybe her name is too difficult to pronounce?Sometimes it just happens! Blaming sluttiness is dumb 'cause she's obviously just as slutty. I mean, look at the name of her group, for fuck's sake!
And, her career isn't that damn bad. She's marginally talented, somewhat attractive, managed to have a career, got a haircare commercial/sponsorship & is probably a frontrunner for a judge for the next shitty talent show that Simon Cowell creates. Be grateful for what you have 'cause she knows damn well that there are plenty of other girls that would love to trade places!
If she thinks that she's gotten a raw deal, guess what Nicole? At least I know your name! I can't name any of the other chicks that were in the PCD if my life depended on it. I always got them confused with the stage act that performed in Vegas or whatever vs the music group. I still can't tell you the difference.
And if she's that damn talented, go into song writing/producing. She won't have the spotlight that she so obviously desperately craves, but she will be rolling around in millions for the rest of her days ( ex. Lionel Richie, David Foster).
Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 9:39pm.
She may be talented, and even if she were slutty, it would not have made much difference UNLESS she'd been 17 when she started out. We are a youth-obssessed culture.
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Agreed. She is way too old for the audience she wants to target.
she can kick her legs really high! so yeah, i don't know why nicole isn't more happening.....
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Who? She looks like a raggedy slut to me, so why is she complaining she isn't? Denial is funny.
"HOdor"
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 6:12am.
Dear Nicole,
The reason you are not more famous is because...
J.Lo already has your slot.
That is all.
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Nah, I think the reason she isn't as successful as many of her contemporaries is that there's something missing there. I can't really work out if it's her absolutely insane personality or the fact that she looks like a 12-year-old boy dressed up in drag, but it's something. And it's not talent. She is way more talented than Rihanna, Katy Perry etc. She just isn't that appealing.
Just my opinion, but I think her name is too bland for one. For two, Scherzinger expects to be recognized for her talent now for whatever reason, although the Pussycat Dolls were not famous for their talent.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 6:21am.
Voodoo priest, probably.
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Yasssss!
Submitted by chinchilla on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:30am.
i can only assume judging from that pic, that a singing vagina can only get you so far in life
lol, made my day
she can sing like britney perfectly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAh4ezf71Zs
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Voodoo priest, probably.
Somebody help me out here. If it's been said, sorry, but...
I had to stop reading at "My grandfather's a priest."
What? How? I don't get it....
Dear Nicole,
The reason you are not more famous is because...
J.Lo already has your slot.
That is all.
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i can only assume judging from that pic, that a singing vagina can only get you so far in life
No idea whether she is talented or not, because I have such seething contempt for the Pussyvat Dolls (typo stays) and their ilk.
I get it that sex sells. But if you act like a total writhing, half-naked slut ALL the time, people are not going to take you seriously. The only impression I have of her is that photo. In my head, "Nicole Scherzinger" is a generic blank sex toy parading around in rubber lingerie with a finger in her mouth. She is automatically dismissed. Even Rihanna, while being a slutty slut, is more interesting.
if you guys follow her facebook page you'd see that this woman is out of her mind crazy and in love with herself she is soooo out there...and i love her for that sorry..i mean most of her paparazzi pictures are true work of art-nots just google her she;'s hilarious and she doesn't even now it!!
Are you fuckin' shittin' me? That woman basically built a career out of pretending to get gang-banged while miming into a bedazzled mike. BITCH PLEASE (copyright Angelea Preston)
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:57pm.
She'd be more successful if she had some talent.
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Ehm, to everyone here saying that she is talentless, you should look at her singing Phantom of the Opera:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE6SRBnDHx8
She really is just as much a vocalist as Adele, if not more.
However, the slut comments are delusional, because she became world-famous with the Pussycat Dolls, and they were all about being complete sluts.
Oh ya, I've seen that vid too.. I can't remember if they touched on that vid in that thread or not.. There are some posts by someone claiming to have been a former child star, uses the handle "starchild".. makes crazy claims about abuse and sexual rituals.. He posts for a few pages, many interesting things, then drops off.. Later on the posters onthe thread guessed it was the actor who played "boner" on growing pains.. He killed himself a couple of years ago; suffered from severe depression. Many on that thread thought it was him, thus his absence from posting anything further.. Anyhow, the whole thing is pretty interesting.. It sucks you in though. Took me a few days to get through it (whilst at work, natch lol).
Shia Lebeef has checked out a looong time ago.. Its scary.
Heath Ledgers death always disturbed me as well.. I've read that he may have been sacrificed or something wacky like that.
That thread I posted the link for isn't the right one. The one I was trying to get is 60 some pages. Right there with you on VC and GLP. The symbolism, tattoos, videos... It's all so disturbing. When that Shia Labouef fjordor piano video came out it freaked me the f out. I'll check out the one you suggested. If it has the video of her mom snorting coke in front of them like she was doing a Sunday crossword, I've seen it.
@winniwins, thanks for that link.. I'd forgotten about dan schneider, but isnt he the one also responsible for amanda bynes' mental state? Sick f*cks getting away with some scary sh!t. And yeah, they all get photographed by Terry richahrdson, covering one eye.. they should try not to be too discreet eh, lol.. Anyhow, if ever you all have a lazy sunday, google "godlike productions jessica simpson cameras calabasas house" .. They stop talking about jessica simpson about 2 pages in on a 120+ page thread.. And it keeps growing.
Submitted by cmc311 on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:39pm.
I can't believe she was engaged to Nick Hexum...lucky bitch
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What?! That fucking skank!
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Wed, 03/13/2013 -
Yep. When I first started reading about it I found a lot of things started falling into place and making sense. I had a hard time believing some of the more outlandish stuff because I just because my brain couldn't process it. Truth be told, it terrified me.The more I see the more convinced I am. Like you pointed out about AnnE. As soon as I saw the vadge flash,I knew she had the Oscar sewn up. The tattoos are a dead giveaway too. So utterly creepy. One of the best threads I've encountered on the subject was ,believe it or not:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146137093&page=1
Lou Pearlman is just the tip of the iceberg. Look at Joe Simpson, Dan Shneider, Michael Bay, Weinstein. I like to think that we dlisters come to a consensus most of the time on who has talent and who doesn't. Why is Kate Upton everywhere? Lana Del Rey? The list goes on.....nd it seems like a lot of them get photographed by that untalented hack Terriy Richardson.
Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:14am.
Lou Pearlman. The man who can screw you over while trying to screw you.
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Hahahaha I was trying to remember, and I thought Ron Pearlman - wait, that's not right lolo
Did you see her Behind the Music? She is an insufferable cunt. That's why she doesn't have a better career - because she annoys the fuck out of most people.
It's just like Katherine Heigl. People loved her at first and then she let the cuntiness out and her career tanked.
grandpa waa priest? there's a stoy.
Some people really just don't realize how unspecial they truly are
If I were here I would save/invest my money ,cut my loses go somewhere and live a very comfortable life raising kids, instead of chasing this pipe dream
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Lou Pearlman. The man who can screw you over while trying to screw you.
I just woke up, so maybe I'm slow. How is her grandfather a priest? Is she a Borgia?
That look on her face is just the cherry on top of this whole "guess where this microphone is going" sundae.
She'd be more successful if she had some talent.
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I can't believe she was engaged to Nick Hexum...lucky bitch
"She can sing, why is everyone giving her so much credit for that? Lots of people can sing."
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But she can sing AND queef into the mic at the same time! Now that's talent!!
The Pussycat Dolls were so fucking awful. And that Robin Antin lady's face is fucking frightening.
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Has it ever occurred to this bitch that the reason she doesn't have any awards is because she's not talented, not even in the slightest? And does she seriously think being the lead singer of the Pussy Cat Dolls isn't slutty? Delirious hoe this one.