The Pope Of Gold Diggers Has A New Billionaire Boyfriend
While millions of abuelitas replace the velvet painting of Pope Eggs Benedict hanging over their toilet with a velvet painting of Pope Francis the Fist, all of us should be worshiping a true leader and beacon of hope: Elin Nordegren. Let out the gold smoke, because the Pope of gold diggers has been found. Get on your knee and pray, Heather Mills.
After Elin got over $100 million from Tiger Woods in a divorce settlement, she started bumping genitals with the son of a billionaire tycoon for a little bit and then she supposedly got back with Tiger Woods. The rumor was that Tiger wanted to marry her again and was going to put an anti-cheating clause in their prenup, which would've given her $350 million if he passed his peen to another Waffle House waitress. But I guess Elin decided that $350 million is chump change and she better reach higher if she wants to be the Patron Saint of Gold Diggers. Enter, Elin's billionaire neighbor Chris Cline (not to be confused with the mess from American Pie.)
Page Six is saying that 33-year-old Elin has been dating 53-year-old billionaire Chris Cline since December. Chris has a mansion in the Seminole Landing area of North Palm Beach in Florida and Elin's currently building a mansion there. Chris Cline is originally from West Virginia, has been married twice, has four kids and made his $1.2 billion fortune in the coal mining business. His company, Foresight Energy, is headquartered Palm Beach.
Get it, Elin! Look at Chris Cline, he looks like pure money. I bet his pubes smell like mahogany, Italian leather and hundred dollar bills. If the luxury package on a Cadillac was turned into a human, it would look like Chris Cline. If they made a movie about Chris Cline's life, Powers Boothe would play him. You know you're really rich when Powers Boothe plays you in a movie, because Powers Boothe barely ever plays poor people. I swear, Elin's life is like an episode of Dallas.
And try not to look surprised when Chris Cline's golf game improves by 5000% thanks to Elin's lucky charm vagine.
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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:58am.
"....and every straight guy in this thread has no chance in hell with her anyways..."
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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:58am.
Hey Kortni, Good for you to know exactly what you want to do for your career. Not too many people at your age do. You sound like a driven young woman and I respect that. I agree with you about the money as well. I follow the school of find something you love to do and your work will not
be a job. Saying that, not everone has that luxery. Re: Elin. You and I can agree to disagree.
At least she had enough sense not to go back to Tiger. That would never have worked, obviously. Whomever she chooses to marry now is her own business. Still, I would have liked to see her accomplish something else than just building an extravagant mansion and being a trophy wife again.
is this sticky, gold digging elin or sticky, gold digging victoria silvstedt?
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:27am.
All that talk about her having been this poor, cheated on faithful little wall flower of a wife and all the sympathy she received and all the venom directed at Tiger Woods for being the worst human being, man, father and humanitarian in the world who was forced to undergo therapy for liking sex basically, and she turned out to be a full blooded, gold digging whore after all.
WHat I wanna know is: who is that moron billionaire who's got no clue?
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The moron billionaire is someone who has acquired his money by whoring himself out in the business world. They do so for money, power make a ton of so that they can AFFORD to be with women who are decades younger than them. Why should women like Elin give it up for free?
There is no indication Elin was cheating with hookers the way Tiger was. Tiger earned the wrath he received because he tried to present this image to the world that was completely false. He was a slut who screwed ANYONE and therefore put his health and hers at risk.
She looks like one of the interchangeable Housewives of Orange County.
I fell asleep, missed everyone's replies, but Luther thanks you! If I can get him to sit still, I'm going to take a pic of him and make it my avie :)
@Bacon OMG THANK YOU! No matter how hard I try to hide his pills, he finds them and eats everything but them. I will add that to my list.
@pushy
Trust me, I'm not hurt. I'm not very sensitive anyways, so its no skin off my back.If I ever acquire 100million, it won't be because of my being a Stepford wife. But being filthy rich is not my dream, I'd like to be a criminal profiler. The pay is average, but its helping out people. Everything I stated about Elin was my OPINION, I don't expect everyone to agree. She is the average blonde bimbo type, unoffensive and vanilla. Some find that hot, I find it boring. Luckily, I'm not attracted to women, and every straight guy in this thread has no chance in hell with her anyways, so what's with the attitude?
ETA: I don't think I need to toughen up anymore than I already am. I'm not some innocent and naive teenager, I've dealt with unfathomable situations that made me stronger. I won't go into to detail, but I am not a Taylor Swift ice princess.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by chinchilla on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:56pm.
betcha he's into getting walked on in stilettos and boot licking, something about giving up all control and being bossed around behind closed doors.
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He should call me.
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OMG, *dies laughing* Ditto with the shit-eating grin. lol Boo you on a roll, like always. *dialing* <3
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All that talk about her having been this poor, cheated on faithful little wall flower of a wife and all the sympathy she received and all the venom directed at Tiger Woods for being the worst human being, man, father and humanitarian in the world who was forced to undergo therapy for liking sex basically, and she turned out to be a full blooded, gold digging whore after all. I remember all the shit I got, even from people on here, who insisted that she was totally fucked over and well what do you know...once a gold digging whore, always a gold digging whore. People are creatures of habit.
WHat I wanna know is: who is that moron billionaire who's got no clue?
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Kortni, sorry I spelled your name wrong. Just a p.s. to the last message
When you have 100 mil in the bank I will indeed be impressed with your savvy and intelligence. And stop with the pretty white girl shit. You might be in high school but the majority of us aren't. And for the people on here who want to give me shit for tsking a 17 year old don'T BOTHER. Kortney wants to be on an adult site, then she needs to learn. College is going to be a lot fucking harder. She needs to toughen up. SAying that , I think we should adopt her as our DList kid.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 7:42pm.
Drop dead gorgeous? Meh, she's your basic blonde hair/blue eyed big boobs, shit for brains
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i don't think she is super pretty either. She reminds me of Brooklyn Decker, who I also do not think is very pretty. Ugly? No, but not very pretty.
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Yes kouytney I think she is drop dead gorgeous and most of the straight guys on here will agree. When you have a 100 mil and in you 30's you might think differently.
I am happy your doggie
He does look a lot older than 53! Definitely in his 60's.
How the fuck can he only be 53 ????
That Frasier-looking motherfucker looks like he's 70 !
I don't trust super rich geezers like him. He's probably one of those that have raped the land in West Virginia so that he could make billions. Fucker!!!
I sure hope she's getting something out of it, because I doubt the sex is any good with a geezer like that.
Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 8:36pm.
I've been selling my pussy way too short...
haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeah!
I always thought the reconciliation with Tiger was hogwash. I figured some pap saw Tig with Lindsay Vonn, mistook her for Elin, and made up some BS back story.
if chris is the smart businessmen/lawyer that he seems to be, elin will get zilch because he would make sure that prenup is water tight.
so if elin walked home one day to find him banging some college grad intern, who is a much younger and prettier version of elin, Elin won't be able to go at him with a 7iron, and elin will end up with $2-5 million. which is not a bad deal for us bitches, but for Elin, thats not enough lunch pocket money.
elin better go back to tiger and get that $350 million instead.
Kortni_thegreat, that's great news. Good for the little one. :)
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Thought that was Nicole Eggert there for a minute. Don't like him but get it Elin!
"Get on your knee and pray, Heather Mills." -- *gasp* lmao *clap clap clap clap clap*
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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 8:05pm.
Hey Twat!
The tumor was benign! Praise White Oprah! He's going to have to take some medication for the next few weeks, he's not happy about that, but at least it's nothing too serious! I can breathe again lol
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I am very happy to hear your puppeh is OK! So nice to hear this good news
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WUNNERFUL news about your Luther! :D
Did your vet mention using Pill Pockets with Luther's medication? They're some slick shiite. You put the pill/liquid in a soft meat-flavored pocket, then seal it up. Sorta like a zippy bag. He will think that it's cookie time! You can find them at any pet store. My vet even sells them, for both cats and dogs.
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Meh. Boring. Do you know what the chances are for a divorce when someone marries after 2 previous divorces? Very, very, very high.
Say what you will about Elin, but I was cheated on when I was 22 and all I did was cry and think of what I did to cause it.
I think I will take a page out of her book and use a golf club to beat the shit out of anyone who cheats on me. Love that she chased him down and took out the windows too. Very nice touch.
I never hated on Elin--from all accounts, every golf pro on the circuit was after her and Tiger was the most relentless of all--who can blame her for falling for the guy before anyone knew what a twisted, cheating little fuck he was?
She never did anything to embarrass him, stayed quietly on the sidelines, pushed out a couple of bebehs and always made him look good. HE fucked everything up, not her.
I can't imagine the level of attention she must receive from men who are fascinated with her past and her looks. She was gonna marry some rich guy at any rate--not Johnny From Burger King (tm Keith Foulke).
I dunno; I just don't hate her as I should I guess. lol
I've been selling my pussy way too short...
kortni -- awww, I'm so happy to hear Luther's tumor is benign -- yay! I said a doggy prayer for the baby. Give him a hug & a kiss from Auntie Twat.
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It sounds like his dad gave him the mining company when he was a psych student at Marshall. I don't see anything saying he ever graduated, but maybe. Whatever he was given, he defo built the company up from there. He supposably has a 33,400 SF house, a 150' yacht, and a net worth of $1.7b.
I bet he needs Cialis--unless the thought "I'm pounding Tiger Woods's Swedish ex-wife" gets it done.
I always thought that $350m anti-cheating-clause story was bogus. For one, all marriages already have an anti-cheating clause. I'm not convinced a pre-nup to the same effect would be valid.
Two, how would she prove he cheated, unless she had time-stamped video or something? Even then, his pricey lawyers might help him beat the rap.
Last, why would she limit the penalty to "only" $350m? If he says he'll never cheat again, why wouldn't she say, "OK, then make it everything you own. You say you're never going to cheat, so why put such a low price on the promise?"
Hey Twat!
The tumor was benign! Praise White Oprah! He's going to have to take some medication for the next few weeks, he's not happy about that, but at least it's nothing too serious! I can breathe again lol
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i cant hate her for having her A-game on, fucking hell dayum!
how to make $500 million with only 1 cunt working for you.
kortni -- BTW, how's Luther baby doing? Very well, I hope. I totally agree, this broad is not at all drop-dead gorgeous. Average blonde from Sweden with implants, nothing more. I see a Jay Leno type chin on her actually.
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Drop dead gorgeous? Meh, she's your basic blonde hair/blue eyed big boobs, shit for brains. Lawyer guy looks like he's into Asian lady-boys covered in poo.
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joe shmoe -- everything I listed occurred with the lawyers I used to work with, just not with me personally, thank god. Seriously, they are the biggest freaks there are. And if they aren't freaks, they're usually rather vanilla, homosexual or asexual. I remember this one homosexual lawyer, he was a nice guy, was really into people beating him up. It was really sad, because he'd come into the office looking like death warmed over; he just stopped coming into the office one day and I don't know what happened to him. The former governor of Illinois is a lawyer at a big firm and is a big old sex freak. He likes his assistants to big big, blonde & muscley.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
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This could be a very bad move on her part. Lawyers love the money more than anything. He will crowbar that shit away from her asap. You in danger, gurl.
Not only that, once again she picks a fug.
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Twat Muffin on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:49pm.Tigerlilly ...Lawyers typically like to have initials on their shirt cuffs. But a lot of lawyers are sex freaks. Three-way sex, rubber sheets, cross dressing, S&M, penile implants -- I've heard it all.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:37pm.
He looks like he's into poo!
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That is a shit-eating grin if I ever saw one.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 6:16pm.
LOL
She is drop dead gorgeous IMO. Don't know
if she's a gold digger or not but dang, she
don't need the money and 20 years age difference??
Then again, because she is loaded and gorgeous, she probably feels more comfortable with someone
so successful. Just guessing.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:37pm.
He looks like he's into poo!
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That is a shit-eating grin if I ever saw one.
Submitted by chinchilla on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:56pm.
betcha he's into getting walked on in stilettos and boot licking, something about giving up all control and being bossed around behind closed doors.
He should call me.
Submitted by chinchilla on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:56pm.
betcha he's into getting walked on in stilettos and boot licking, something about giving up all control and being bossed around behind closed doors.
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with lots and lots of poo...
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Careful, Elin. These old rich dudes didn't get that way by being ethical and stupid. But then again, she has practice with wily bastards.
betcha he's into getting walked on in stilettos and boot licking, something about giving up all control and being bossed around behind closed doors.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:49pm.
Tigerlilly -- LMFAO @ poo -- WHAT? He looks like he bathes too often for that. I'm thinking bondage and restraints; that I can see. The guys I've known who wear initials on their shirt cuffs are way too uptight to be into poo (coprophilia). Lawyers typically like to have initials on their shirt cuffs. But a lot of lawyers are sex freaks. Three-way sex, rubber sheets, cross dressing, S&M, penile implants -- I've heard it all.
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I'm sorry but I calls 'em as I sees 'em. Gots me some back up here from QueenyBean...Definitely into poo...It's that pervy little smile....and it's probably why he takes so many showers! COVERED IN POO! He's a Poovert for sure. Now is Elin into it? Nope. It's all hooker poo (read Lilo poo). He has semi-normal sex with Elin...while he thinks about poo...
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:49pm.
Tigerlilly -- LMFAO @ poo -- WHAT? He looks like he bathes too often for that. I'm thinking bondage and restraints; that I can see. The guys I've known who wear initials on their shirt cuffs are way too uptight to be into poo (coprophilia). Lawyers typically like to have initials on their shirt cuffs. But a lot of lawyers are sex freaks.
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I wonder what some of our resident Dlisted lawyers are into?
he's probably thinking "oh well she has $100 Million she can't be after my money"
bwhahaha
but seriously Elin...YOU HAVE A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. Find some good looking, stable dude your own age who would be a good step dad.
how much money do people think they need?
Tigerlilly -- LMFAO @ poo -- WHAT? He looks like he bathes too often for that. I'm thinking bondage and restraints; that I can see. The guys I've known who wear initials on their shirt cuffs are way too uptight to be into poo (coprophilia). Lawyers typically like to have initials on their shirt cuffs. But a lot of lawyers are sex freaks. Three-way sex, rubber sheets, cross dressing, S&M, penile implants -- I've heard it all.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 5:37pm.
He looks like he's into poo!
okay so i wasn't the only one to think that.
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