Would You Hit It?

March 13, 2013 / Posted by:

It shames me to admit that during Saved By The Bell’s run, I was more into AC Slater than Zack Morris, but in my defense, I didn’t know then that he was an enema bottle wrapped in a maxi pad wrapped in a poodle mullet (“Since when did that stop you?” – you). But now, Zack Morris is clearly the hottest SBTB dude. Just like one’s ability to not give a shit, Mark-Paul Gosselaar gets better and strong with age. MPG made nips get moist a couple of years ago when he (NSWF link) humped on Mary-Louise Parker in Weeds and here he is making genitals scream “I’m so excited! I’m so excited!” while shooting a scene for Franklin & Bash in Malibu yesterday.

Yes, I’d hit it (even when he’s looking like this) and the same goes for his co-stars Reed Diamond and the skateboarding stoner from Clueless. And I see you in the corner of there, Tan Mom. You better put a top on and slowly back away from MPG.

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