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Michael Caine (80)
Sasha Grey (25)
Jamie Bell (27)
Taylor Hanson (30)
Chris Klein (34)
Grace Park (39)
Megan Follows (45)
Elise Neal (47)
Kevin Williamson (48)
Tamara Tunie (54)
Prince Albert of Monaco (55)
Adrian Zmed (59)
Rick Dees (63)
Billy Crystal (65)
Wolfgang Petersen (72)
Quincy Jones (80)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 6:42pm.

HB to Michael Caine. My father has the world's biggest man crush on him, so I have a lot of residual affection for him. If I were to become a vigilante billionaire, I would so want him to be my personal Alfred Pennyworth.

HB to Jaime Bell. He's adorable and I absolutely loved 'Billy Elliot'.

I can't believe Tamara Tunie is 54. Wow. She looks great. Loved her 'Devil's Advocate' and what feels like about 50 guest turns on the L&O franchise.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by Pigsley on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 2:46pm.

Happy Birthday Michael Caine. You were the best part of "The Dark Knight Rises". Should've been honored for it.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:23pm.

HB to Michael Caine. Billy Crystal...gah, used to like him a little. Let's put it this way: It's all been downhill after Soap. He isn't aging well physically or in any other manner. He seems kinda desperate now.

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:46pm.

i love M C and watch Dirty,Rotten Scoundrels when ever its on cable.
and yes so sad that Billy messed up his face. plastic surgery is turning people into weird humanoid modern art projects ; they are frightening.

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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:20pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:02am.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:58am.

I can't imagine too many Americans would know who The littlest Hobo was but yes he was a smart doggie for sure:D

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Sue Thomas F B Eye was Hot slut and Littlest Hobo is way more deserving with all the work he does travelling around helping people.
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That seriously made me laugh.

I loves the Hobo what can I say? hehehe One day he will get the recognition he deserves like Rin Tin Tin. ; )

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:12pm.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:02am.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:58am.

I can't imagine too many Americans would know who The littlest Hobo was but yes he was a smart doggie for sure:D

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:10pm.

Birthday fondles to Billy Crystal, you awesomely funny hooker! You gotta make a full length "Grampires" happen!

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Submitted by justincase on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:34am.

I did not know he was with Mary Tyler Moore.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:18am.

HB Michael Caine and Billy Crystal

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:12am.

OMG, I adore Michael Caine! I thought he was kind of funny-looking, but then I saw him in "Hannah & Her Sisters" and I fell in love with him. I hope he's alive forever. HB, Mr. Caine!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:21am.

Say, didn't Adrian "Johnny Nogerelli" Zmed just have a birthday?

Submitted by mbj on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:21am.

He is flipped hot in that pick! Who knew? He looks so effortlessly confident that I want him now.

Submitted by soulks on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:21am.

HB Michael Caine, your hotness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoNtj27a6Rk

HB to all born today!

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"If you don't mind, I just condititoned the leather myself"

Submitted by waterbucket on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:06am.

Take away the cig and he's hot hot hot. Effortlessly.

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Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimsonweed, I entice with my fragrance but can provide no succor.

Submitted by Ecce Homo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:53am.

Michael Caine: Austin Powers DADDY! (I guess he's been in a few other movies...)

Kevin Williamson: wrote Scream, " BAM! Bitch went down!"

Taylor Hanson: MMMBop ba dooba dop*

Happy Birthday!
* You're WELCOME!
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:53am.

That's kind of the Sixties all in one shot.

생일 축하합니다 Grace Park!

Submitted by chinchilla on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:51am.

@Dawn Davenport
that tagline lol! so bad it was good??
maybe i'll give it another chance.

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All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it.

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:45am.

Chinchilla, Jaws 4 was the shit! A camp classic "this time, it's personal!" That shark traveled the globe to eat the Sherrif's family.

Birthday boy Billy Crystal - hope you get your fondest wish (to suck a Yankee's dick ). Your face is like a melted candle version of the Joker.

Submitted by rosehips69 on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:34am.

His character was such a douchebag in "Alfie" (Netflix it, kiddos, it's good!), but Michael Caine was such a charmer...

Super sexy and stylin in those nerd glasses. YEOW! And he's been married for ages to hot stuff Shakira Caine...

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:15am.

HB Elise Neal, forever a round the way girl in my eyes. I always confuse her with Tamala Jones, another honeybun.

Same to Tamara Tunie, always solid in whatever she does. That look she gave Denzel when he asked her to cover his ass in Flight was priceless.

Happy birthday Michael Caine. What's it all about, Alfie? There should be a rule to never, ever remake any of his movies, even the shitty ones.

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Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.

Submitted by turnelbup on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:10am.

Hooray, huzzah and happiest of birthdays to Michael Caine! He is the consummate actor; yes, he's been in many a crappy movie, but you can't argue with his work ethic. LOVE!

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:02am.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:58am.

I can't imagine too many Americans would know who The littlest Hobo was but yes he was a smart doggie for sure:D

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Sue Thomas F B Eye was Hot slut and Littlest Hobo is way more deserving with all the work he does travelling around helping people.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:58am.

Michael Caine is pretty awesome, happy birthday!

Elise Neal is 47? She always looked younger than that. I think she was on an episode of Scandal. Happy birthday!

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:58am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:41am.

hey Whammy don't be throwing shade on the Hobo. He was one smart pooch. I'm surprised he never was a dlist Hot Slut

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I can't imagine too many Americans would know who The littlest Hobo was but yes he was a smart doggie for sure:D

Submitted by joanne on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:52am.
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Soap was an awesome show, I think I liked Burt the best.

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:55am.

Happy birthday, Michael Caine!

Got to agree with Whamo--Billy Crystal's face looks like an uncooked dumpling these days. Maybe grow a beard, cover some of that up, Billy. But happy birthday!

Submitted by joanne on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:52am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTeppN1PwH8

Submitted by chinchilla on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:47am.

happy birfday Mr. Caine, you get a lifetime pass from me for Jaws 4 for honesty points
“I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”
“First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don’t come, I choose the ones that pay the rent”

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:44am.

DICK WARMER???????????????
"Dies"

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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:41am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:33am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:23am.

Overrated dick warmer?? Ass! ;)
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little harsh, I know... but I hate quitters. :P

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:41am.

hey Whammy don't be throwing shade on the Hobo. He was one smart pooch. I'm surprised he never was a dlist Hot Slut. Megan looks like she could be Kristy McNichol's little sis in that clip.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:39am.

LOVE Michael Caine. dirty rotten scoundrels. lol.

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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:33am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:20am.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:09am.
Megan Follows...great Canadian actor, too bad she does so many crappy Canadian films and TV.
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hey I'll have you know her appearance on Littlest Hobo was worthy of a canadian Emmy. so there. ::stomps off:: ahahaha
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It was actually a YT clip! LOL,

TLH was so cheesy yet SO Canadian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqkTCyWzcSk

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:33am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:23am.

Overrated dick warmer?? Ass! ;)

HBD Michael Caine, Billy Crystal and Tamara Tunie.

ETA: Hekki I was going to say that exact same thing! I love her in that movie!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:28am.

Happy Birfday, Michael Caine! He's awesome.

Also hapyy birfday to Tamara Tunie. I loved when she turned into a monster for a second in "The Devil's Advocate".

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:23am.

Happy birthday to Michael Caine!!!

And HBD to Sasha Grey - totally overrated dick warmer... she was thought to be the next Jenna Jameson, however, was more pretentious than any porn star before her and chose to "retire"... Good luck losing the porn persona, snobby bitch.

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:20am.

love that pic! He really is one of the greats.

HB Billy - love this scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8kpYm-6nuE

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:19am.

80 years old and still cool as fuck. How many older guys get to rescue Batman from evil ninjas?

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by dang on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:18am.

OMG I want to live in that photo. His stance! His glasses! Her outfit! Her hair! Her pointed toe!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:13am.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:57am.
Is that from "Alfie" as in "what's it all about, Alfie"?
I've never seen it. I should have by now, I love all things British in the cheeky 60s.

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Oh, you should, totally should. He talks to the camera. It's cheeky.

Dueling Michael Caine impressions with Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon - Brilliant!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY

Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:11am.

@Shade - I was thinking of The Trip & how funny their exchanges were! Thx for the link. And of course, happy birthday to Mr Caine & Quincy Jones.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:09am.

Michael Caine....what can you say, he's done so many great movies it's crazy, I just watched Zulu the other day, great film.

Chris Klein...looks like a child toucher

Megan Follows...great Canadian actor, too bad she does so many crappy Canadian films and TV.

Adrian Zmed...I mean where can your career go after a masterpiece like TJ Hooker?

Billy Crystal...I miss the days when Billy was funny..and looked human, WTF did he do to his face? Man he looks uuuuuugly now.

Quincy Jones....I remember reading something about him ripping off a lot of talented people with bad contracts back in the day.

Happy Bday Sluts

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:59am.

Happy B-Day to Michael Caine aka Chips O'Toole!! Peronsally, I liked him in 'The Man Who Would Be King' with Sean Connery. It was one of the last films I watched before I went on my first tour of Afghanistan.

Meh B-Day Sasha Grey. Boring, average looking porn star whose lame attempts to go 'mainstream' have cheapened both industries.

Happy B-Day to Billy Crystal!!! I thought his earlier stuff was brilliant. He did this one bit as Howard Cosell interviewing Ali, Hagler, Hearns and Holmes that still cracks me up.

Happy B-Day Wolfgang Petersen!! It's a shame none of his later films matched the brilliance of 'Das Boot'. He also did 'The Neverending Story' which ba-buttons couldn't stand but seems to get D-Listed horz all creamy for some reason.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!