The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 14th!

Michelle Duggar gets a new 'do and a new use for her vagina. - chinchilla

Runners-up:

Looks like Leo didn't want to pay for the styrofoam peanuts this shipment. - TexnDoc

Orville tried to keep his illegitimate daughter a secret, but she kept popping up anyways. - Danasaurus Sex

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 1:56am.

The person who wrote "'I thought Aliana's contract was for COP PORN!!' - D. Lohan" still winz.

*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 10:18am.

Yay winners!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 9:09am.

LMFAO and congrats sluts!! Excellence.

Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:59am.

Love 'em all! Congrats!

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by chinchilla on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:50am.

thanks Michael!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:28am.

These were all made of AWESOME! Congrats winnahs!

Submitted by tbeez on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:11am.

Anne Hathaway failed to read the script when she signed on for the video rap version of Poppa' Can You Hear Me—guess no Grammy next year.

Submitted by uncle wally on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:02am.

Me so corny

Submitted by offbeatron on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:37am.

This was the only way that Katie Holmes could get Tom's mouth anywhere near her jiffy pop. Is it any wonder she moved on?

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:38am.

The only fake ingredient in this popcorn is Anne Hathaway perfecting her 'modest' look.

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Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:01am.

Veronica Mars goes undercover to find out who fingered the butter and buttered their fingers, in the case of 'The Dangling Red Balls - cuming to a theater near you soon.

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 3:31am.

Children of the Corn admit they suck at tether ball. They feel their time is butter spent in theaters next to the Twizzlers & Raisinets.

Submitted by H321 on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 1:30am.

In an attempt to disguise herself, a freshly shorn Lindsay Lohan was found working the afternoon shift at the Tiki Theater in Hollywood.

Submitted by H321 on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 1:34am.

With aims to crack the Japanese food market, Orville Redenbacher showed investors plans for their new spicy tuna roll popcorn.

Submitted by debbiedoesnothing on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:53pm.

It might be hot and yellow but that's not butter on the popcorn.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:35pm.

Snap, crackle, COCK!

Submitted by Snarkle on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:27pm.

Hmmmm Popcorn.

Submitted by Bootselektrik on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:18pm.

Does this butter topping taste a little fishy to you, dear?

Submitted by littlemrsk on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:52pm.

This year's State Fair was worse than Justin Bieber's meltdown.

Submitted by littlemrsk on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:04pm.

This year's State Fair was worse than Justin Bieber's meltdown.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:33pm.

Modern hospital bathroom "help" cords leave a lot to be de-sired.

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Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:14pm.

Orville tried to keep his illegitimate daughter a secret, but she kept popping up anyways.

Submitted by tsizzle7 on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:12pm.

Christmas morning in the Travolta house was met with sheer disappointment as Kelly did her best to be the corn fed Iowa boy that John always wanted...

Submitted by Aquarianne on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:03pm.

Pop Secret finally revealed!

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“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss

Submitted by Ecce Homo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:02pm.

"Boxing a Lena"
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:04am.

"Hugo Chávez desired to be permanently displayed like this, Comrade Redenbacher!"
So quit Stalin & get the ball rollin!"

Submitted by upstatestruggler on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:57pm.

poopcorn

"this is serious. we can make you delirious!"
the PSA pills

Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:44pm.

It rubs the kernels on its skin or else it gets the rubber ball again.

Submitted by NickinNYC on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:34pm.

I said I wanted to watch that chick in some COP PORN!

Submitted by turnelbup on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:16pm.

Anne Hathaway's gunning for the role of Captain Pike in the new Star Trek reboot.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:22pm.

"I'll take door number three, Drew!"

"What?" ... "and why not, you've won a years' supply of Natalie Portman's Swan feed and her right to your left testicle!"

Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:42pm.

I see we've got something sweet
and a load of popcorn.

If I drop my nuts in there, we'll have Crakerjacks!

Submitted by icebunny on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:41pm.

Before Keira Knightley became the queen of costume dramas, she was caught making extra cash in some nasty cornmovies.

Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:36pm.

Children of the Korn.
(And they have the balls in the barn to prove it!)

Submitted by SpacemanSpiff on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:34pm.

Mmmmmm, poptuna.

Submitted by Webberbear on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:47pm.

Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the butter on its skin or else it gets the ball gag again..."

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:38pm.

The packing peanuts didn't help, her legs broke off anyway.

Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:56pm.

"Kernel, we have no womb to manuoever. It's got the butter of us! We can't stall it!

"Ok, let Sheen's sperm through, but if it fertilizes, it's your balls on the line!"

Submitted by SlutBuster on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:34pm.

"You don't want to eat mommy's placenta wafers? You'd rather eat processed food Apple? I'll show you. You can sit in a box of popcorn and think about what you did" - Fishsticks Paltrow

Submitted by I am Legend on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:32pm.

Jiffy Pop: Cornstar.

Boy, when I was a kid Cracker Jack's only had these crappy decoder rings.

Submitted by Scarlet on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:32pm.

Anne Hathaway's annoyingly artsy version of " Children of the Corn "

Submitted by caprica 6 on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:05pm.

"Popporn" the new Disney series staring Amanda Bynes!

Submitted by Sugarcoatedbitch on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:01pm.

Her pussy be poppin'!