Justin Bieber Is Whining Again, Shades Lindsay Lohan While Doing So
Proving once again that mountains of money and fame can turn a toddler into a real insufferable thorn stuck in humanity's ass lips, Justin Bieber typed out an "F U HATERZ!" rant on Instagram against the media for saying that his management and family are going to put him in rehab, because they think he's losing it. This was a good idea, because nothing shows that you've got it together like a rambling, typo-filled, delusional rant of mega douche proportions.
The Biebs shat out the rant on Instagram earlier today, but one of his babysitters quickly deleted it and replaced it with a message that was slightly less douchey. But in his original rant, Bieber tells the media to suck on the lumpiest part of his diaper, because his piggy bank is stuffed to the top and his head is screwed on straight. Justin Bieber knows the latter part is 100% true, because he just had his head re-tightened at the Baby Alive factory. The Biebs also really told the intervention experts when he said that he doesn't need rehab, because he's 19 and a huge star. And somebody should turn the garden hose on White Oprah, who is probably passed out drunk on the front lawn, because she's going to need to come at the Biebs for hating on her innocent child.
Here's the Biebs' rant and I can't make fun of his typos. I make more typos and I'm sure it's not easy using Speak & Spell to edit your rants. via ET
"I'm tired of all the countless lies in the press right now. Saying I'm going to rehab and how my family is disappointed in me. My family is beyond proud. If Anyone believes i need rehab thats their own stupidity lol I'm 19 with 5 number one albums, 19 and I've seen the whole world. 19 and I've accomplished more than I could've ever dreamed of, i'm 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning. I know my talent level and i know i got my head on straight. i know who i am and i know who i'm not My messege is to to believe. I honestly don't care if you don't believe in me because I believe in me, and look where that's gotten me so far.. I'm writing this with a smile on my face and love in my heart.
Letting u know first hand how I feel rather than have these story linger. I'm a good person with a big heart. And don't think I deserve all of this negative press I've worked my ass off to get where I am and my hard work doesn't stop here. i'm growing up finding myself while having people watch me and criticise me everyday i think im doing pretty damn good. And to those comparing me to Lindsey Lohan. Look at her 2012 tax statements."
Yeah, the Biebs' transformation into Aaron Carter is right on schedule. Damn at that last line. The Beliebers must've slid off their high chairs when their mommies read them that line.
I can't wait for Lindsay Lohan to file a $100 billion lawsuit against this entitled douche for using her name for publicity and slandering her pristine image as a responsible, tax-paying citizen. And I hope she wins. Screw Justin Bieber for making me feel bad for Lindsay Lohan for five seconds.
And TMZ has screen shots of the Biebs' original rant if you want to see it.
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He should of stayed in school.
Denial is a hell of a drug, it seems.
I'm happy for anyone who's talented enough to have become famous so young. I wouldn't wish Lohan's fate on my worst enemy. But he didn't say anything about wearing pants that fit, which disappoints me.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
What he doesn't realize is that as HE is "growing up", his fans are growing up, too.
In 2 years, they won't want to listen to his garbage music anymore.
Everyone stops buying his cds, and the fuckin' party is OVER.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:58pm.
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Now now Trashy, lo... :)
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I absolutely hate the "lol" injected into sentences. If people cannot understand that you're trying to be funny without this immature reminder, then you're a terrible writer. Also, the "I believe in me" sounds like a positive affirmation he needs to state aloud in order to try to belieb that it's true.
This kid is dumb as rocks. He'll be easy to swindle out of his millions once the fame train leaves him at the station.
Like Miley, his music will make us shut up!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He's not only losing his mind, he's practically illiterate.
It must suck to be the primary breadwinner for his parents, grandparents and Scooter Braun.
Thats cuz he is a whiney little biotch!!!!!
oh no he didn't!
thats what lindsay just said after dina read the quote and lifted lindsay's head out of the toilet bowl, before lindsay wipes the puke off her lips, frantically puts her hand out to grab the article from white oprah, and in the process smears vomit all over white oprah's mouth.
and then lindsay says
OMG I'm sooo gonna sue him!!!
What in Hilary Swank's skinny pants and diapers angel hell shit is this!? Golden gloves?
Wah wah wah LezBeiby. Wah wah wah.
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Watch out! We got a badass over here!
Ugh...this kid was mildly annoying at first but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt 'cause I didn't want to seem like an old ass fogey shaking my head at his douchery but yeah, this kid needs a fucking reality check.
Seriously Bieber, look how many teeny bopper singers sustain successful careers into adulthood. Talent or not, 20 somethings don't want to be reminded of the shitty music they listened to when they were 12. You're gonna be doing shitty movies on SyFy like Tiffany and Debbie Gibson so sit the fuck down.
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:36pm.
I wish Justine BeePeePee would try to take Chrissy Brown's parking space. Then Hollyweird's two biggest two-year-olds could beat each other to the poop.
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Somehow I think the Biebs would be leaving in a body bag.
Bitch, shut yo ass up.
Lohan response in 3... 2... 1...
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."
@TOPANGA - "His teeny bopper manifesto" HAHAHAHA that sums it up just perfectly. Classic. It makes me miss the days when the only way you heard from the teen idol du jour was once a month in a Tiger Beat magazine article, and that was just a bunch of glossy pics and a story made up by a publicist.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 3:50pm.
His teeny bopper manifesto
You're 19 and don't know shit about anything! Every stupidity you post will be there for eternity for the whole world to see. Rant at your therapist!
I hope this little shit ODs
"HOdor"
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 3:50pm.
Usually people who have it together, don't feel the need to go on a rant about how "fine" they are. His teeny manifesto is speaking volumes as to where he REALLY is mentally. He'll be in rehab before the year is out.
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I totally agree, it's like he's rationalizing and trying to convince himself all is well. Not only that it reads like some sort of pep talk that was given to him by his people after he told them he's burning out.
19 and he needs to shut it.
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I wish Justine BeePeePee would try to take Chrissy Brown's parking space. Then Hollyweird's two biggest two-year-olds could beat each other to the poop.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Usually people who have it together, don't feel the need to go on a rant about how "fine" they are. They usually shrug it off and keep it moving. His teeny bopper manifesto is speaking volumes as to where he REALLY is mentally. He'll be in rehab before the year is out.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
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Yeah, sure Biebs. Nineteen, rich and a lost cause - you are one of a kind !!! and yet I feel no envy.
@tinyhands
lmao i like her 1000x more now
HEY YOU GUYS CHECK IT
http://imgur.com/gallery/zyEbI
I can't get it to go on the page I want, If you see Olivia Wilde, hit arrow to next picture,
beibs in diapers like a baby.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"...I got into the cab/the cab driver said/he could recognize my girly/from the back of her head..."/SHE'S CRAFTY
Where in the hell is Chris Crocker when we need him? "Leave Bieber ALONNNNNE!!!"
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Mel Gibson needs an enema.
We need another category: Delusional. Oh, you child - you are so young. I also suspect he's actually listening to the ppl around him, ha ha ha. Yeah. Let's see where you are in 10 yrs. Start saving that money!
hahaha tinyhands!
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It's amazing, with the blink of an eye you finally see the light
It's amazing, when the moment arrives that you know you'll be alright
I'm not as bad as Lohan is not a defense. LOL
Lindsay's "2012 tax statements" (<< spoken like a teenage Canadian who's never seen one--not even to sign) aren't due for another month. Sure, she'll go on extension then not file. But you get my point.
selena sure seem to get out of her attachments with biever as soon as hell breaks loose,
the same happened when demi was outed by her hotmess druggie ways before that they were bffs
she should open a psychic phone line cause bitch sees the future!
This is what happens when you pull your cashcow out of grade school to become a pop star.
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Shiitake happens...
I'm sure others have said this, haven't read anyone else's comments yet but, read this Jada! This is why people have disdain for these smug little punks
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by tinyhands on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:21pm.
...works his ASS off?
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So THAT'S why his pants won't stay up!
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because, they fell to the WAIST SIDE?
couldn't resist...
"...I got into the cab/the cab driver said/he could recognize my girly/from the back of her head..."/SHE'S CRAFTY
He has got Taylor Swiftitis...which basically is undertalented, overpaid, overexposed, blah looks with constant whining and defending oneself for things that are not real. The cure is immediate obscurity and remove all monies and fame and make them actually have to work for a paycheck. His ego is seriously out of control, Les Beaver you are headed towards irrelevancy, you can take Taylor Swiftkickintheass, and all the Whoretrashians with you on the way out...oh and don't let the backdoor hit you were the Good Lord split you....ASSHOLE!!
Submitted by tinyhands on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:21pm.
...works his ASS off?
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So THAT'S why his pants won't stay up!
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It's amazing, with the blink of an eye you finally see the light
It's amazing, when the moment arrives that you know you'll be alright
LEAVE BIEBER ALOOOOOOONNNNE! fuck all u haters!
- Jada Pinkett
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You gotta be fresh!
...works his ASS off? doing what? Being #1 douche bag in the world. Yeah, he's doing it right.
shut up you untalented, overrated little prick - I mean that sincerely
"...I got into the cab/the cab driver said/he could recognize my girly/from the back of her head..."/SHE'S CRAFTY
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:00pm.
Foxxy: in her letter the other day Jada P said something about "falling by the waste side"
lol, i already forgot about that stupid ass letter and the stupid ass who wrote it. :-D thanks for the reminder, snowy!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Bored now. *rips Biebs skin off*
Foxxy: in her letter the other day Jada P said something about "falling by the waste side"
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:39pm.
i'm quickly falling to that side of the fence, bambam
Is that the Waste Side of the fence?
i certainly know about the "wastED" side of the fence but not sure i know about what you mean here... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Dear God, we live in a world where he has 5 #1 albums. Isn't one a Xmas album? I'm guessing the other four likely share songs, etc. But still, his music is just the worst. I was in a store's fitting room and Beauty and the Beat (ugh) came on. I wanted to kill myself, that song is the absolute worst.
Yes, the media is ripping him apart but he's giving them so much ammunition. And if he was above it all, he wouldn't take to Instagram to whine about it.
As much as I think he's a little bitch, I won't accuse him of having a vagina because having a vagina is not an insult.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:39pm.
i'm quickly falling to that side of the fence, bambam
Is that the Waste Side of the fence?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:22pm.
It makes me sad when these celebrities do go to rehab. They're less likely to OD then.
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Whah! This is so deliciously vicious I had to read twice to make sure what I read.
Love it.
When a teenaged manufactured kazillionaire pop star refers to how hard he's worked, all I can do is laugh. I understand he gets the last laugh, but still.
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Ice Ice, Bieby, too cold, too cold.
Claiming you don't care what people think then taking the time to write a War and Peace length post against 'Haterz' kind of negates that claim.
His petty salvo to LaLindz is pathetically childish.