Shia LaBeouf Got Shia LaBuff: Would You Hit It?
On the right is middle weight boxing champion Peter Quillin and on the left is light weight douche champion Shia LaBeouf. Peter and Shia are currently working out in the same gym together and Peter Instagrammed (via Towleroad) this picture after somebody in the room shouted, "Chiefs gone wild! Show me your tits!"
For a while now, Shia has been looking like a generic version of Edward Norton in American History X and now he really looks like a generic version of Edward Norton in American History X. I never know if I'm into it or not. I mean, there is something about a millionaire asshole who does himself up like a fresh-out-of-prison blue collar worker even though he doesn't know how to operate a manual lawn mower and probably has a $3,000 espresso machine in his modern Italian kitchen. I bet that when Shia gets out of his marble steam shower, he sprinkles organically grown fleas on his beard and sprays himself down with lab-made homeless man sweat to really authenticate his whole hipster hobo look.
And I'd suck off a metal trash can if it had a peen, so yeah, I'd hit it like Shia hitting a wall during play rehearsal.
Here's some pics of Shia and his piece Mia Goth looking fresh, clean and happy in NYC the other day. Shia looks like a low-level member of the Russian mafia who kidnapped the underage daughter of a loading dock supervisor, because her father refuses to approve a crate full of drugs coming in from overseas. (Yes, I'm one of the only hos watching Red Widow.) So far the low-level Russian mafia member has been treating her nice, but judging by the pained looks on her face, he hasn't let her take a dump since 6 rest stops ago and he keeps giving her coffee!
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With two bags, yes I would.
All my bitches love me... all my, all my bitches love me.
That chick is a hot mess.
I bet Shia is unbelievable in bed. What's he doing with her?
Thats pretty impressive of Shia Labeouf but then again im sure a lot of people could get into amazing shape if they are getting paid to do it and have nothing else to do
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What happened to the hot Shia????????????
I definitely have to check this Red Widow show out.
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i guess he buffed up after he got his ass kicked by the stumbling fat drunk guy.
newsflash shia, having douche muscles wont stop you from getting beat again by a stumbling drunk fat guy.
HELL NO! NO Shia in the secret place. Who's the fugsicle twink with him?
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Yes and then after I washed the gross off I'd let him hit it again. *sigh* I've sunk to a new low.
Submitted by Hoolrah on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:42pm.
Aileen Wuornos is still alive?
OH, SNAP!
Those glowing eyes outshine the six-pack and NO.
NO.
Aileen Wuornos is still alive?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Why do I get the feeling this guy is into weird, dirty stuff? He's deeply creepy
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They look so gross and unclean.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
I'd make it bathe, duct tape it and then hit it.
I'm shameless.
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Also, her FACE??? Is she scowling because it's windy and cold out, because of the paps stalking them while theyre chillin with some coffee, or because she has to kiss Shia's hairy pube face?
I'd only hit it if he was crossing the road and I was behind the wheel of a 1970's Winnebaggo with peeling paint.
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If you sew both of their skinny jeans together, they just MIGHT fit a normal-sized person...
hell no I wouldn't hit it, he's still ugly as shit and has a personality to match
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:46pm.
Here's Mia Goth all clean and fresh:
http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/27/mia-go...
I can't seem to find a pic of her with eyebrows tho.
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still incredibly nondescript and homely looking. How do people like her get agents? I guess they need a certain amount of average looking people to be in indie movies and some just get lucky.
He and his girlfriend make the ugliest couple ever.
Nice neckbeard.
I wouldn't hit it even if it came with a bullseye. His new fuckbuddy looks like she just stepped out of the trailer park.
Sure, I'd hit in. in the face, with a frying pan.
I would not hit it if we were the last two people on the planet and we had to repopulate the earth.
Seriously, I like to imagine that Shia is celibate because I don't want to think about him having sex with anyone or anything.
Is it me, or does that girl have freakishly tiny feet?
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Looks like a terrible case of Little Man Syndrome.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:46pm.
Here's Mia Goth all clean and fresh:
http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/27/mia-go...
LOL but even in that pic she still looks like a stowaway on the charter plane to the Duggar Family reunion...
Here's Mia Goth all clean and fresh:
http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/27/mia-go...
I can't seem to find a pic of her with eyebrows tho.
No hit! NO HIT!!! *goes back to yesterday's Mark-Paul Whatshisnuts thread*
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Shia LaBeouf also got Shia LaBoobs: I would NOT hit it.
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Oh, and yes I would hit it but I would feel dirty and sad after and probably require antidepressant meds and therapy.
though shia's body is looking ripe he still looks like he smells like smegma and a bag of onions, unfortunately, *le sigh* i would. but just for bragging rights!
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Thanks to those pics we now know what it would have been like if John Bender and Allison Reynolds from the Breakfast Club hooked up.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:45am.
No. He's gross & I'd feel like a child-toucher because I still think of him as that little kid from "Holes".
LOL! Every time I hear that phrase it reminds me of when Michael Scott went to a dating website & wanting to show how much he wanted to have a family made his username "Little Kid Lover"
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Players only love you when they're playin
His body looks like an old man's body... in shape but old.
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I can envision his girlfriend devouring a sewer rat for some reason. She just looks like the type.
Did they both warm their hands in the glow of a garbage can fire after that romantic little stroll?
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No. He's gross & I'd feel like a child-toucher because I still think of him as that little kid from "Holes".
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:39am.
Anno, my sister makes a Guinness cake that is TO DIE FOR!!!
Sounds good. These have Guinness in the chocolate cupcake, Jameson's in the ganache filling, and Baileys in the frosting. They'll either be good or disgusting!
Would. Sexy as hell. Don't care if he is (or isn't) a douche, I think he's interesting (just stop shaving the chest hair, I need that furry pelt rubbing against my back).
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:36am.
"The girlfriend must be a foot model."
Hahahahaha!
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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:38am.
@ Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:36am.
Seriously? That's horrible. And where have you been El B? Haven't run into you in ages.
Yep, seriously :( Just trying to pop in now and again. MK posts earlier now ( maybe clocks went back? ) so I've been able to get on for a bit! :)
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Matching jerseys?? **VOM***
Oh ElB....... ;(
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Anno, my sister makes a Guinness cake that is TO DIE FOR!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:36am.
Seriously? That's horrible. And where have you been El B? Haven't run into you in ages.
I'd hit it with a delouser. They both look like they have chronic Candida. He was kinda cute as a kid, but grew up to be a major douche. I agree about the ugly model thing. Kate Moss isn't exactly pretty IMHO, but she does photograph well. This girl, otoh...
Would you hit it?
Never. Que asco.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:34am.
Hi GG! And I am continuing on my drunken road by making Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes. I'll let you know how they turn out.
My uncle was killed by a real one >:(
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Anno, after his weekend benders who always came with a missing tooth or busted face he had to go on customer calls Mondays . Any other day he could hide his drunk ass in the company woodshop. So the customers complained that he smelled of alcohol on house calls . I still loved him to death , he was a good guy .