Afternoon Crumbs
England's finest rose Instagrams a picture of the world's finest and classiest pair panties. Make sure to put on your coattails and white gloves before clicking - Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Biel needs to take off those net pants, turn around and put them in the FedEx truck behind her, because they need to go back to the year 1997 - Lainey Gossip
Since the perforated condom trick isn't working, Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to freeze her eggs - The Superficial
I can almost hear the pained cries from that metal ring holding Tamara Eccelstone's bikini top together - Hollywood Tuna
Benedict Cumsinbatches sings and sort of sounds like Morrissey with laryngitis - Celebitchy
Khloe Kardashian needs to stop scaring the Silver Fox like this - Towleroad
I really thought the first picture was of Jada Pinkett Smith - The Berry
The Photoshoppers at Brahma Beer are still doing weird things to Megan Fox's already plastic face - Popoholic
What lezzies think of peens (sadly, they didn't ask Rojo Caliente) - OMG Blog
Jordan Catalano basically went on the GOOP diet to lose 30 pounds - Just Jared
A KUWTK producer admits the obvious - IDLYITW
I think my sister has the same pink coat as Duchess Kate, except my sister's coat is covered with cat fur, taco sauce and subway dust - Popsugar
These pictures from the G.I. Joe premiere would be so much better if The Rock wasn't wearing so many clothes - Moe Jackson
MiserAlba is trying to be the next GOOP - Celebslam
Now if only a judge will rule that the Kardashians need to be pulled off this planet - Popbytes
But what I really want to know is what's happening to the right - I'm Not Obsessed
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#15 on THe Berry link!!!
LOL - why would you shave so much of your upper body but leave the legs that hairy! He must look like a total idiot full length.
I have no experience with fake boobs... maybe guys today are just used to such things but I always imagine that when they encounter boobs like Jodie's they must be a bit frightened that they are going to pop.
Jordan Catalano must have made a pact with the devil. It is not fair how great he looks at 41!
Jodie's chest looks like it hurts. Her back must also kill her all the time. Do men truly find implants that large and obviously fake attractive?
Is that baby powder on Jodie's tittays?
Cumsinbatches is a singing alien?
Love those Berry washboard abs! yum yum yum
Isn't asking someone who doesn't like D, what they think about D, similar to going to a vegan and asking how they like their meat cooked? o_O
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 4:10pm.
Yeah, not that impressed with this weeks Shirtless Friday picks. The only thing they did for me was make me regret not working out today.
"What lezzies think of peens" Is it wrong my first thought when I saw the frizzy-haired blonde was: "If she had a dick, I'd SO do him"???
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:12pm.
I like Benedict Cumberbatch, but I've never found him attractive. Having said that, his singing just did some things to me, whooooo lawdy! *fans self*
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I would do things to that man that are illegal in at least 48 states. He seriously makes my earlobes sweat he's so fucking tasty.
I like Benedict Cumberbatch, but I've never found him attractive. Having said that, his singing just did some things to me, whooooo lawdy! *fans self*
At first I thought the gap between her thighs was a dick.
LOL @ Atomic City! Poor Buddy Holly cannot catch a break. This woman looks like she would reek of rancid cheese, coconut oil, hairspray, and sperm. And that is seriously a very badly done tattoo. I'd blindfold it too.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 4:10pm.
The Berry - boys, stop overworking your abs and chest! Uhh.
None of these little boys appeal to me. I need some real body and some hair!! I feel like such a freak that this doesn't do the slightest thing for me.
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Me either really. The overly buff thing is intimidating. And #15 is scary as fuck.
Why does she have a tattoo of Kassem G on her arm?
LMAO @AtomicCity!!!
At first glance I too thought that was a tattoo of Buddy Holly. However, upon closer inspection, I'm convinced that it's Hank Hill. Dammit Bobby.
Hahaha I thought the exact same thing. I actually said out loud is that fucking hank hill on that slapper's arm?
Her ridiculous cleavage is as grotesque as that tattoo. I can only imagine that, basically, she is mentally ill.
Jodie Marsh is so fucking gross
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Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Khroma beauty hit the krapper. Hahaha
I cannot believe there are assholes who buy their shit.
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Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
I don't understand Jodi Marsh's lady parts. Those panties expose everything but lips, yet where the hell is the split in her pubic mound? It's just...troubling
It's like she's got Barbie nether regions
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
lol, they shopped Megan Fox's thumb into a normal one, too.
What's that shade you're wearing called, Creamy Jaundice?
Ugh, not this pathetic freak.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lawdy! For why do ladies take the probably most pretty body part and turn into scariness??
The Berry - boys, stop overworking your abs and chest! Uhh.
None of these little boys appeal to me. I need some real body and some hair!! I feel like such a freak that this doesn't do the slightest thing for me.
poor Buddy Holly, hasn't he been through enough?
Everytime I see the username "islandgirl", Elton John's song pops in to my head. Island girl,Island girl! Tell me what you wantin with the white man's wooorld!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
damn, I love that song!
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Love-child of Liza Minnelli and Michael Bolton.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 3:39pm.
Well, you could ski jump off it in Lillehammer is all I'm trying to say.
And I bet she's done a lot of ski poling.
how is it this isn't pixelated but the Flying Monkey Penis orchid is?
1.) that tattoo of buddy holly was, is, and will always be sacrilege
2.) jordan catalano does not age. must be his secret blend of vinegar & water.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 3:20pm.
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Well, you could ski jump off it in Lillehammer is all I'm trying to say. :)
Is that a Buddy Holly tattoo? Seriously WTF?
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 3:20pm.
You're saying it detracts from her overall elegance?
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LOL!
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I hope the testimony of the KUWTK producer hastens their cancellation.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 3:18pm.
With all the money she's spent on boob jobs, lipo, spray tans, shitty hair colour etc., why the fuck doesn't she do something about that snotter?
You're saying it detracts from her overall elegance?
With all the money she's spent on boob jobs, lipo, spray tans, shitty hair colour and heinous tattoos, why the fuck doesn't she do something about that snotter?
My eyes!!!
It's a madhouse Doctor, what do you expect?--Sister Jude
Is that a tattoo of Buddy Holly?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Shirtless Fridayyy!! #s 8, 10, and 20. Om nom nom.
I'd know that "dick nose" anywhere -- before even scrolling down to those greasy ass-boobs. *pukes*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson