Monday, March 18th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 15th!
Spring began blooming in earnest when Prince Harry announced he'd go gay once he got rid of Cressida Boners. - skabazzle
Runners-up:
Darling Mother,
Thinking of you!
Love, Shia - RandéSleepover
Most male gardeners recommend only watering these with warm water. - doubled96
These are Orchids but most people call 'em a Paris Hilton Corsage. - El Bastardo
Just in case purple flower dick is not safe for your place of business, I put the full pic after the cut. This might be the most ridiculous thing I've ever pixelated. YAY for me! GO!
via Reddit
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Woo thank you MK! And congrats to all the other winners!
Yay Hoors!
I confess I loved El Bit's Tulip cap better as well.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Great line up today, congrats!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Haaaaaaaa...awesome job winners!! Randé, look at you bringin' the hilarity!!!
@El Bastardo - LOL. Funny bugger. (I got it!! I really did!)
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OKAY, WOW, YA'LL JUST WOW. I COME IN AND HERE TO THESE LOWER CHATS AND JEALOUS MOMS MAKING WITCH EYES AND BRITTNEY DID SMELL KEVIN'S BALLS AND MAKE THE TOILET FLASH~the inimitable Hoffalina. We'll miss you Girl. ♥
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 8:25am.
Excellent choice. And congrats to the Bastardo but I liked his "don't put these to close Tulips", too.
Thanks! I thought nobody got that one :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOgSdc8OAI
Excellent choice. And congrats to the Bastardo but I liked his "don't put these to close Tulips", too.
Thanks!
Runner up place dedicated to CTH, nothing else I can do! :(
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOgSdc8OAI
"I like sucking your pistil"
"And I like sucking your pistil"
The Sex Pistils Reunite, Butt It's Different This Time!
"Let's not lie .. orchid ourselves.
You guys are thorny ... aren't you?"
In the updated version of Little Shop of Horrors, Aldred has a high-pitched voice and whines, "eeeatttt meeeee" instead of "FEED ME!"
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It stemmed from their poppy's abuse.
They liked to be gang pollinated.
To bee or not to bee. That is the question.
Whether t'is nob on my mind, to suffer
The stings on the dick, of outrageous pollination.
Rose's bush was so ready, and Violets' was blue.
But their boyfriends had little pistils.
So they faked it and maked dew.
"I said 'when the flowers go limp, see Alice' ... not Cialis"
The bris orchid came to be when the bar mitzvah orchid's testicles didn't descend.
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When you've been unfaithful and are forced to tell your spouse of pending blooms, FTD suggests a bouquet of Whore-Kids.
The Jonas Brother's family tree is not only pretty, but it's also anatomically correct.
Spring began blooming in earnest when Prince Harry announced he'd go gay once he got rid of Cressida Boners.
Alien Res-Erection - The Pollinization: Where is Sigourney Weaver when you need her?
We should have known that when Disney took over the WIzard of Oz franchise that their background animators would be up to their old tricks!
Please don't suck the daisies
flowers that fuck
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:08pm.
This might be the most ridiculous thing I've ever pixelated. YAY for me!
LMAO! Pretty much.
YEP!
Kanye Kardashian demanded that the floral arrangements in the birthing suite be sculpted in his likeness.
That's what happens when Lil Wayne decides to do an outdoorsy jack off
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 4:41pm.
Damn. And all this time I thought Georgia O'Keeffe
was a lesbian.
LULZZZ!1
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
Is that a staman in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
"The Don't Ask Don't Tell" orchid is a big hit at the West Hollywood Orchid and Flower Show.
Grape Drank!
One-stemmed, one-hooded flying purple people peters.
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
Tara Reid
Lou Reed
Margaret Mead
and Rex the wonder puppy...star in Please Don't Eat the Daises or
Roses Are Red
Fuck You!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
What Herbology class looks like in the Harry/Draco fanfiction stories.
Not a caption, but i went with some friends to look at wedding flowers. The husband wanted an orchid boutonniere (sp?) and kept rejecting them for "not being vaginal enough". Pure gold, the look on the elderly florist's face...
"this is serious. we can make you delirious!"
the PSA pills
What Herbology class looks like in the Harry/Draco fanfiction stories.
This is the special plant growing in Daddy Spears backyard. Now we know where Brit Brit's men really come from.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Orchis, orchidou, orchidas... Who says a Greek knows how to decline a dick?
Tommygirl and John would frequently send each other BROquets as a token of their friendship.
There were some changes in store when Travolta was nominated to the design team of Edible Arrangements.
Makes me think of DanRad for some reason...
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
A sneak-peek at the upcoming One Direction movie reveals the band's origins at its infancy.
Man, the Beebs is having a tough March so far, and to top it off he now has a new penis-shaped orchid named after him!
And just like that the Vatican found their new official Easter flower!
jv76
There's a nosegay joke in here somewhere.
The Official Flowering Plant of the Minnesota Vikings Football Franchise: the Purple People PeePee Eaters.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt's newest strategy to get herself a man.
This might be the most ridiculous thing I've ever pixelated. YAY for me!
LMAO! Pretty much.
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this pixelation is the reason Europeans make fun of Americans for being such hyper-sensitive prudes.
Awwwww man! Not Dangling Chads AGAIN!
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