Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman Are Back Together
Every cherub turned its arrow on itself last October, because they realized that true love must be a fairy tale if even Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman can't make it. The meaning of true love was put on life support and all of us stopped searching for everlasting love with another human. We realized that the only real love you can depend on is love from a string of anal beads and your bong, because they will never cheat on or lie to you. But true love is back from near death and so you can reactivate your OkCupid account. Rhea Perlman is back to motorboating Danny Devito's luscious moobs.
After being separated for around 5 months, a source tells People that Danny and Rhea are a couple again. The friend said that they love each other and are working on their 30-year-long marriage.
I guess when you've been married for that long, you wake up one day and are sick of listening to the same person breathe, so you separate and fuck even more extras and realize that most people are annoying and you were happiest when listening to that same person breathe. Or the King of the Hobbits ruled that Hobbits can't get divorced and commanded them to stay together. That's probably what happened.
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Submitted by mamacita75 on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 9:53am.
Thank the heavens! Never in the history of love were there two people ever as perfect for each other as these two. Well, maybe Lilo and Coe Caine.
I have to laugh to keep from crying.
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This is totally off topic but is that a picture of you and a teenage Ricky Martin? I'm being nosey because he's my biggest celebrity crush ever.
Let's stay Co-Dependent for each other!
* cranks up Ashford & Simpson's "Solid" *
Solid as a rock!
This makes me happy. Long live the Wormwoods!
Thank the heavens! Never in the history of love were there two people ever as perfect for each other as these two. Well, maybe Lilo and Coe Caine.
I have to laugh to keep from crying.
I guess it's cheaper to keep her. If they like it, I love it. I wish them luck! It is hard to get that trust back though, and sometimes the relationship is never the same.
HUZZAH!
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
Hmmm I wanna care but...
Now if either of these two fcuked on extras at any time during their marriage SCREW THEM, I HAVE NOW LOST FAITH IN LIFE! If not, ok, good for them. ;p
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 9:54pm.
Yeah, I mostly agree. You reach an accommodation, as the Clintons did long ago, because the accommodation benefits both sides (and maybe the kid(s)).
But the marriage vows mean something. If you don't want to honor them, don't get married.
Danny here has made a mockery of their marriage. I doubt anyone can put it right again. If Rhea wants to accommodate him, that's her call. I just hope she's under no delusion that they can fix the basic problem.
chinchilla, you had me at "trust". So true. I just got carried away with the cuteness and hope crap. :)
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
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lol! jmho, nothing wrong w/being happy for them and wishing them the best. mebbe i'm a 1/2 empty glass kinda girl. ;-)
Submitted by chinchilla on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 9:46pm.
trust is the basis for any relationship, once it's gone it's almost impossible to get back. i don't believe Danny will quit his cheating ways, a leopard doesn't change his spots and all that, and he's been a serial cheater for a long time. he'll stop for awhile, grateful to be back, but once he starts to feel the old itch and opportunity presents itself he'll screw around. someone mentioned Carla Tortelli, funny how life imitates art.
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Damn! Now I have to edit my comment.
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
CUTE
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:43pm.
"I'm taking the side of whichever spouse gets badly cheated on....Why would anyone want to revive or sustain it?"
because they knew going into the marriage they were marrying a big ol' ho' so they realize that they themselves enabled it so why should they blame the cheater 100% [see Clinton, Hilary]?
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because after the anger from "the last time" subsides they decide they can deal with it because they decide that person's companionship > monogamy, despite what some third party wrote into "vows" created eons ago for other people in a different era?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Screw Danny; he is a pig and will never change.
Rhea needs to free herself and find a boytoy. One that is good looking and not a troll.
trust is the basis for any relationship, once it's gone it's almost impossible to get back. i don't believe Danny will quit his cheating ways, a leopard doesn't change his spots and all that, and he's been a serial cheater for a long time. he'll stop for awhile, grateful to be back, but once he starts to feel the old itch and opportunity presents itself he'll screw around. someone mentioned Carla Tortelli, funny how life imitates art.
Awww, good.
edit: or maybe not so good.
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
It probably has to do with money. Danny Devito looks good to other women with lots of cash. He knows those flings with other women are for fame and money. Danny will have to part with lots of cash in a divorce, and the long time spouse who is the mother of his children. Sounds like a pratical move.
Love Rhea and she deserves happiness.
Favorite episode is when Carla goes into a deep depression when she finds out she's to be a grandmother and won't leave her house so all the girl's (Becky and Lilith and Lilith's visiting sis) all go to her home.
Lilith's sis: "Carla, this is a time when you need your dearest and most trusted friends around you for support!"
Carla: "Fine. Who the hell are you?"
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:43pm.
LOL! *getting nekkid*
I wasn't taking her side per se; I'm taking the side of whichever spouse gets badly cheated on. IMO, the sort of infidelity that Danny engaged in usually means the cheater is a hopelessly sex-addicted whore (see Tiger Woods) or the marriage is already dead. Why would anyone want to revive or sustain it?
I understand, if I had Rhea's money I wouldn't stick around. But maybe for her it's the devil you know.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by Night Owl on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:22pm.
I'm not saying it's right, but I can understand being stuck in a marriage if you have a couple young kids because you can't afford to leave. [Etc.]
Rhea is 60+. She has her own money and name and, if she divorced, rooms full of more money from Danny. She could travel, live by herself, find a nice guy her age (or a boytoy if that's her thing), etc. She could still see her ex and kids, but on her terms. It's not like it's Munchkin or nothing.
Rande you are more of a feminist than Lena Dunham. RIGHT! ON! to you, sir
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Night Owl on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:22pm.
I'm not saying it's right, but I can understand being stuck in a marriage if you have a couple young kids because you can't afford to leave. [Etc.]
Rhea is 60+. She has her own money and name and, if she divorced, rooms full of more money from Danny. She could travel, live by herself, find a nice guy her age (or a boytoy if that's her thing), etc. She could still see her ex and kids, but on her terms. It's not like it's Munchkin or nothing.
I'm not saying it's right, but I can understand being stuck in a marriage if you have a couple young kids because you can't afford to leave. I left my husband and it's a bitch working and trying to support me and 1 kid, I can't imagine doing it with a couple kids. Also, I am 40 - if I was 60 maybe I would have stayed because I would be worried about somebody being with me when I am old. I can't imagine dating in my 60's and maybe that's how Rhea feels?
He looks like a white La Pequena and I can envision him dancing around in a Hillary Clinton costume or a bikini and go go boots. He is absolutely disgusting can you imagine him pumping away and gasping for breath?
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:23pm.
Right. And it is kinda as MK portrayed it, being accustomed to the same old face screaming at you while you're secretly trying to order cyanide online.
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Yep! Better to be with the devil you know...
I was hoping she would leave him for Dan Hedaya
Hmm...did the Greeks invent anal beads? Did someone accidentally sit on their worry beads & an idea was born?
ETA: Or their rosary beads? :O
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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:17pm.
It's kinda like my parents who've been married for 47 years. They are the poster children for the reasons never to marry, but I guess they figure they've made each other miserable, why stop now, lol?
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Hmmmm ....I really think it depends, my parents have been together almost 45 years and for the last 17 she has been doing everything she can to break him, successfully. All of the kids think he could do far better. It's never too late to be loved and respected proper.
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That's sad, in your parents' case. My parents are like that, only my father is the jerk. I don't think I could stay in a marriage like that. I am a bolter, anyway. I both love and fear marriage. I love the idea of finding that personto grow old with, but I am afraid of getting with the wrong one (I almost did, and dodged both a bullet and a dud). I know 2 couples who have good, solid, loving marriages--marriages that I would want for myself. The rest put up that fakey, we're-so-in-lub crap, and the others have just resigned themselves to stay in it till the kids leave.
I think one is the lid to to the other's pot, so staying on the stove together makes sense.
I like these two together so I'm happy for them. Good for them.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:28pm.
On the one hand I want to say Cheers to them, on the other I think life is too short (!!!) to be with someone just because it's a hobbit.
*snare drum snap*
don't worry, IG, i tried the veal and tipped my server ...
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:23pm.
Right. And it is kinda as MK portrayed it, being accustomed to the same old face screaming at you while you're secretly trying to order cyanide online.
Submitted by NDNchief on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:22pm.
The 30 year itch.
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Submitted by SFRBully on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 4:42pm.
Rather see Danny and Rhea sextape than KK and Kanye sex tape.
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Amen, sista, amen! Who'd wanna see a gay fish fucking a dead fish?
On the one hand I want to say Cheers to them, on the other I think life is too short (!!!) to be with someone just because it's a hobbit.
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:17pm.
It's kinda like my parents who've been married for 47 years. They are the poster children for the reasons never to marry, but I guess they figure they've made each other miserable, why stop now, lol?
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Hmmmm ....I really think it depends, my parents have been together almost 45 years and for the last 17 she has been doing everything she can to break him, successfully. All of the kids think he could do far better. It's never too late to be loved and respected proper.
On the subject of divorce after cheating (in terms of a long term marriage), my great aunt was clear that you don't choose the option that hurts you more than it helps (though she did mention this was only in the case where the guy made major steps to change).
If Rhea did the math and figured that even with settlement money she'd still have to hustle for work and romance at a lower style of life and she didn't want to at her age, I wouldn't blame her.
He probably realized that none of those hooers would be there for him when he was in the old age home.
Stupid penis.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:17pm.
It's kinda like my parents who've been married for 47 years. They are the poster children for the reasons never to marry, but I guess they figure they've made each other miserable, why stop now, lol?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
The 30 year itch.
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:14pm.
Thirty years is a long time to be together.
Married for 30, together for 40. I guess sometimes--well, repeatedly--you want a little strange.
She may be a Hobbit...but he clearly lives under a bridge.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thirty years is a long time to be together. I hope they can make it work. I still think he's a troll and she can do better, but what the heck do I know about love?
I find it hard to hate on these two, they are definitely the same number as far as looks go. Rea while not very attractive....at all has kept her figure at least after all these years. Danny never had one so its hard to tell when and if he's let himself go.
The hobbits don't have a king. They have a mayor, a thain and a master of Brandy Hill.
I AM SUCH A FUCKING NERD.
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Well good for them I guess. He must be thrilled that he's not gonna have to pay up. Little guy must be worth a shitload of cash.
Isn't he a rude tool?
You still got it Rhea! One more strike, and he is OUT!!
Submitted by SFRBully on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 4:43pm.
You do. I was trying to voice what any badly cheated-on spouse should do. Now that I see they have 3 adult kids I'm not sure.
I didn't realize he produced Pulp Fiction, Garden State, and Reno 911! OK, I'd still clean him out.