Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman Are Back Together
Every cherub turned its arrow on itself last October, because they realized that true love must be a fairy tale if even Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman can't make it. The meaning of true love was put on life support and all of us stopped searching for everlasting love with another human. We realized that the only real love you can depend on is love from a string of anal beads and your bong, because they will never cheat on or lie to you. But true love is back from near death and so you can reactivate your OkCupid account. Rhea Perlman is back to motorboating Danny Devito's luscious moobs.
After being separated for around 5 months, a source tells People that Danny and Rhea are a couple again. The friend said that they love each other and are working on their 30-year-long marriage.
I guess when you've been married for that long, you wake up one day and are sick of listening to the same person breathe, so you separate and fuck even more extras and realize that most people are annoying and you were happiest when listening to that same person breathe. Or the King of the Hobbits ruled that Hobbits can't get divorced and commanded them to stay together. That's probably what happened.