Marilyn Manson's Face Was At The Spring Breakers Premiere
I hope you have a Baby Wipe or wet nap near you, because Marilyn Manson definitely left a lip stick (shade: pre-period surprise) stain on your monitor. Wearing less paint on his face than your average Kardashian, Marilyn Manson pulled himself out of his Hot Topic-brand bedroom coffin to pose at the Hollywood premiere of Spring Breakers last night. Because of that white flour on his face and that dark red lipstick, Marilyn looks like an uncooked, deconstructed black cherry pie that dried out from sitting on the counter so long.
Marilyn brought his latest piece Lindsay Usich who sort of looks like a Taylor Armstrong wax figure that was put together using parts from a Lana Del Rey wax figure and a Molly Ringwald wax figure. Obviously, Marilyn and his piece were the hottest couple there even though Ashley Benson and James Franco tried to claim that title with their STUNT QUEEN whispering on the red carpet. I don't know if Selena Gomez is smirking, because she can't with that public display or stuntin' or because she remembered that she once dated Justin Bieber.
Here's a few more pictures from last night's premiere of the movie version of a cum-stained Body Glove tank top. In order: MM with his piece, the cast, James Franco, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens with the ATL Twins and Ashley Benson.
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the film actually is from a very progressive director and its gotten rave reviews. so straight to dvd is way out of left green field.
Is it just me, or does Marilyn's piece look a lot like Spaz de la Huerta?
-A.D.
I doubt Manson is going for "pretty".
And yes goths are still around, not everyone becomes
a mentally deficient tofu-eating yoga-practising fake-tanned fake-titted dr.Phil-watching soccer mom.
"HOdor"
The way this movie has been incessantly reported for...what? A year or two years...feels like six. Anyway, you'd think it was the next "On Golden Pond" or some shit instead of some bopper flick that probably should have gone straight to dvd.
MM is such a fat ass these days. He needs to grow up and take the makeup off. What a cheese dick.
Vanilla Ice is more relevant. Next.
Is Manson the last goth standing in America? Haven't seen those guys since the 90's
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That chick he's with looks like a really ugly man in drag. So, like him.
At first I was like, "This ugly mofo has a girl?!" then when I saw the pics I was like, "Oh...she's an ugly mofo too." Nevermind! :D
P.S. What in da hell is Vanessa wearing? And who're the two creeps standing next to her? Eww!
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"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici. By the power of truth, I while living have conquered the universe"
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Marilyn looks like he kissed the inside of KK's ass and died there; came back and put those glasses. on.
Selena and Ashley are showing all kinds of hotness over here and love the way Franco has to pat the Hammaconda down. Proves he's human after all. But where is DAVE!!
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I think her lipstick looks better...you never know who runs to the door first when Avon calls.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:14pm.
MM's piece looks ROUGH.
Evidently he sees the world through rose colored glasses.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
MK will hate me for this, but I was thinking MM's piece looked like Spaz de la Huerta in the face...
MM, you taint blister you. Begone.
Is it just me, or are the majority of celebrities, MM's extremeness aside, looking goulish these days?
The distorted faces, the unnatural bodies, the fried hair, the HORRID clothing...wtf?
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Manson and his piece look related which wouldn't surprise me if true. he's at the premiere b/c he's a big fan of director Harmony Korine, whose movies i find for the most part weird, dark, and tough to watch (which also helps to explain Manson's affinity for his work).
Those lips! Those teefs!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Looks like MM got some lipo and well-placed botox in his mug. I'm not surprised since he was always a vain drop of pus. When is the investigative piece into Franco's degree program scam at multiple ivies going to happen? I think everyone's figured out that the junkie's full of shit about his education and some of the universities played along.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Why was he at the spring breakers premiere? And why are those girl wearing soooooo much make up.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:33pm.
Can't fault the timing of the release, however. :)
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:17pm.
Oh no, I didn't think you were. Critics are a strange bunch. The only review I read was from The AV Club. They gave it a C+ and pretty much said if you go in not expecting much you won't be disappointed. LOL "Exploitation film" is probably spot on.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:13pm.
lollllllll. I'm not trying to convince you to see it; you're probably right that it's awful. I just dint expect to see so many positive reviews for what seems like an exploitation film of some type.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:42pm.
The "Spring Breakers" reviews are actually fairly positive:
If it contained the meaning of life, the winning Powerball #'s, and a naked Keanu Reeves saying that he's always admired me from afar, I'd still probably pass. Okay, I'd probably go for the Keanu Reeves part, but I'd leave right after.
This was my face during the whole thing: http://gifsoup.com/NTA3ODU
I can not take this guy seriously. Ever since that rumor about him being that scrawny kid from The Wonder Years. Hahaha even though its not true it's still priceless. I bet it still gets his panties bunched up.
The way this movie has had premieres just about everywhere on the globe and all celeb blogs breathlessly bombarding the public every single thing about this, it had damn well open at 100 million or else I call it the end of careers for all involved.
The "Spring Breakers" reviews are actually fairly positive:
NY Times: http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/03/15/movies/spring-breakers-directed-by-...
LA Times: http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-et-mn-spring-br...
I saw the Spring Breakers trailer at the movies last week and everything about it made me want to stab all my sense (yes, taste and smell, too- just in case).
More peope I could care less about. MM is mid-40s time to give up the schtick. He just looks like an middle aged douche trying to be relevant.
MM's piece looks ROUGH.
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Those ATL twins are a trip!
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I have that shade of lipstick. I think it looks better on me... and 99.9% other people.
Hasn't anybody else clicked that ATL twins link yet?
*assumes fetal position, sucks thumb, clutches blanky*
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:58pm.
Okay, then. Paul Schaeffer?
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10/10 would bang. >;)
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:53pm.
^^^^^^^^^^
Roseanne?
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Okay, then. Paul Schaeffer?
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:53pm.
^^^^^^^^^^
Roseanne?
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She's Blonde now?
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:52pm.
I wanna know who the hot piece of tits in the orange 70s cheap motel wallpaper pattern blouse is in the corner...Come to me balding pappi! YASSS!
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Roseanne?
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I wanna know who the hot piece of tits in the orange 70s cheap motel wallpaper pattern blouse is in the corner...Come to me balding pappi! YASSS!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Vanessa Hudgeons has always seemed dirty to me - like a female Wilmer Valderamadingdongdoodle.
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Holy shit Michael K if u don't become a fucking comedy writer for film I'm gonna scream. The shit u come up with. I haven't gotten pass the 1st paragraph!!! Bwwwaahhhhh!!!!! DEAD!!!fucking deconstructed uncooked cherry pie that dried out!!!!! I'm fucking weak
Submitted by SGVpea on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:01pm.
And why the hell are all her toes, except her big ones, standing at attention, ready to march away!?Eww.
- I think it's because her shoes don't fit right.
That, or her posture is bad. Meh...
Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:31pm.
I bought all Marilyn Manson's records until the one where he covered Soft Cell. That song shouldn't be covered because it's perfect. The "Personal Jesus" cover was too obvious, too. He should have done "Behind the Wheel" or "Little 15." Anyway, his single "Slo-Motion" is good if you ever liked Marilyn Manson. But the video shows him looking like he's going to open fire on strangers in public. That's so dumb and it's seems like such a cliche and he's complained about people thinking that he encouraged school shootings, so I don't understand the whole thing. The attention-whoring sometimes makes a point and sometimes it seems like trolling.
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I'm not a fan of Marilyn Manson, I think the majority of the dude's success is the fact that he's a shock value fame whore and that he knows the world is filled with a lot of reject$ and outca$t$ looking for someone to give them a voice.
However his version of the M*A*S*H theme song(yes it does have lyrics) Suicide Is Painless is pretty legit.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Ashley Benson will always be Abby Devereux from Days of Our Lives.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
I kind of like Marilyn's pink shades. I had a similar pair when I was fourteen.
Vanessa Whatever is a beautiful girl, but she always picks the ugliest dresses.
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I bought all Marilyn Manson's records until the one where he covered Soft Cell. That song shouldn't be covered because it's perfect. The "Personal Jesus" cover was too obvious, too. He should have done "Behind the Wheel" or "Little 15." Anyway, his single "Slo-Motion" is good if you ever liked Marilyn Manson. But the video shows him looking like he's going to open fire on strangers in public. That's so dumb and it's seems like such a cliche and he's complained about people thinking that he encouraged school shootings, so I don't understand the whole thing. The attention-whoring sometimes makes a point and sometimes it seems like trolling.
Sweet Dreams is a perfect song too that he shouldn't have covered
I bought all Marilyn Manson's records until the one where he covered Soft Cell. That song shouldn't be covered because it's perfect. The "Personal Jesus" cover was too obvious, too. He should have done "Behind the Wheel" or "Little 15." Anyway, his single "Slo-Motion" is good if you ever liked Marilyn Manson. But the video shows him looking like he's going to open fire on strangers in public. That's so dumb and it's seems like such a cliche and he's complained about people thinking that he encouraged school shootings, so I don't understand the whole thing. The attention-whoring sometimes makes a point and sometimes it seems like trolling.
What in the dead ostrich hell is Vanessa Hudgens wearing though?? And that whispering sh*t while others are around is about as annoying as people who sit together in the same booth while out to eat. We get it, you're sooo into each other. Get a room.
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Between the luscious hemorrhegic looking lipstick, coke bloat moon face, shaved eyebrows, and dead eyes, how is it this man hasn't fathered a child by me yet?!?