Friday, March 15th 2013
Open Post: Hosted By The Human Statue Who Is Not The One
Tip: If you're ever on Cavill Avenue in Australia's Surfers Paradise and really want to act like a twat by wet willying a human statue, make sure to put on a hockey mask before you do so. Because the human statues do not play around and they will come alive to bash your nose in. End of tip!
via Gawker


Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 1:27pm.
And thank you for your blessing. My days are always great. You tickle me sometimes. :D
**************
Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
and i don't care about your opinion because you learned absolutely NO facts before you reached it.
you have a great day too.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ha, I don't care if you sit with him, I'm sitting with Elb. lols!
**************
Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
*sits down next to Dion flower boy*
doesn't the basic opinion forming formula go 1. learn FACTS [oh yeah, i just clicked over to dlisted. i forgot, we don't do that here. never mind.] 2. form opinion? that can't be done anywhere, you have to live in the same country now? good to know.
i've read about it. like Dion i accept Townsend's explanation for why he was on that one site on that one time. A FACTUAL summary from my first google hit:
"The Who guitarist went through a terrible ordeal in 2003 when he was arrested in January 2003 as part of a police crackdown known as Operation Ore on a child pornography website and subsequently had his home searched for illegal materials. THEY FOUND NOTHING INCRIMINATING AT HIS HOUSE OR ON HIS COMPUTERS hey found nothing incriminating at his house or on his computers, but he admitted he had once paid a $7 charge on an internet site with a button which read ''click here for child pornography'' in 1999 when conducting online research about child abuse for the band's Double-O charity."
from Wiki:
Double 'O' Charity, Ltd. Founder(s) The Who
Pete Townshend
Type Charity
Founded 1976
Headquarters London, England
Area served United Kingdom and overseas
Focus Poverty, Health & Education
Method Private disbursal
Owner Pete Townshend
Website TheWho.com
Double 'O' (Double 'O' Charity, Ltd.) is a charity established by the rock group The Who in 1976. Operation of the charity was assumed by Pete Townshend in 1983 when band retired from active touring. The trust disburses funds for such causes as relief of drug and alcohol addiction, domestic violence and sexual abuse
As far as I know, there are absolutely no other published allegations or hints of thoughts or actions toward a child beyond this one raid. where the police found nothing.
ahem. back to Saturday morning. GO DUCKS!! GO TERPS!! happy conference championship weekend, y'all
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hmmm, unless you're from the same country as Townsend like Elb is, I'm gonna give more weight to his opinion, such as it is.
**************
Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
Pete Townshend is NOT a Pedophile. Please do the research. I will not get into a big debate about this. Peace.
Submitted by beb on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:01pm.
Sorry to hear about your puppy :( I know how hard it is to lose an animal friend :(
Ruh roh..Sharon Stone is gittin' sued by her former nanny:
http://www.france24.com/en/20130315-filipina-nanny-set-us-trial-against-...
************
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 9:20pm.
FOXXY.... PBS is showing THE WHO from a 1975 concert in Texas, it's wicked. Pete's awesome!
Sooooooo, you think an old man who looks at kiddy porn is awesome? Hmmmmmmm, Whamo, I need to think about this.....oh, you're meaning his guitar playing? Ok, yeah, he's good I suppose BUT again....he looks at kiddy porn. Everytime I watch CSI I cringe.
"Research for a book" he told the court....bleeergh.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOgSdc8OAI
Beb, I'm SO sorry to hear about your little doggie. I am so sad now. *tears* I am glad I looked back Bebeh, even if you don't see this. :'(
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Dlisted is a finalist! http://2013.bloggi.es/ Voting closes March 17.
If, get to doctor or ER. Pushy was very close to dying at the age of 34. I had an adhesion wrapped around my small Intestions. Surgeon said he never seen it before for someone without previous Injury. It was a emergeny surgury, IF, I'm not trying to scare you as that was a very odd situation and highly unlikely your problem...but saying that, YOU need to get this taken care of now Not 2 weeks, Hugs to you
Youtube him foxxy, he's a guitar virtuoso, does blues, rock, you name it. Been at it since he was a teen, dueted with Clapton, built his career just touring. I don't know much more about him but he's said he couldn't do what he does with a record label cuz they'd pigeonhole him. He's good.
Go get 'em Pushy.
**************
Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
I know nothing about lil wayne and I'm not googling. Saying that, has he murdered anyone? Has he raped and abused someone? I hope he survives for his Mom and children. For me, a life is worth more than a hangnail. NOT funny, sarcastic or "snarky," and if anyone on here thinks it is, and they are Christian, then shame on them .I know its a celebrity gossip site, but sometimes life just isnt as fucking funny as that hangnail . JMO
@bambam - no pledge drive right now, probably our small market broke ass station couldn't afford to buy the concerts but they could afford a season of Dr. Bernard -- Dr. Bernard is going to protect memories for the next 2 hours, lmao
i'm going to google Joe Bonamassa
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
No worries foxxy, that sounds like some membership drive show. I think all my stations have been on a drive for nearly a month now. All that means is the good stuff is yet to come for you. It's about the only time I really check the tv guides for shows.
Whuuuut? They just said JB's gonna play in Bmore in May. I got a decision to make then.
**************
Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
Whamo, bambam: your PBS current programming > my PBS current programming. i'm trying to find music, i got "Protect Your Memory With Dr. Neal Bernard"
:-(
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey y'all. Down here PBS is showing a Joe Bonamassa acoustic concert in Vienna. He's killin' it as usual.
**************
Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
This is my last Friday I will be in my 20's. *Cries*
Whamo -- ooh, thanks!!! going to see if it's on here and still on. was watching ncaa bball...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@boredasfuck, thank you for those goat videos! The kid and I laughed until we were crying.
@ beb, so sorry. :(
There's a saying about how there's no love without pain. Which sucks.
*************************************
"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
Have we talked about the scrolling American Apparel ad with a collection that looks like they ripped off an Esprit catalog from 1983?
FOXXY.... PBS is showing THE WHO from a 1975 concert in Texas, it's wicked. Pete's awesome!
Hello by the way Dooooooggggiiieee:) :P :D
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:26pm.
Yeah like people who do sex with household objects.
____________________________________
Or food items...on cam...for strangers on the internet *Shudders*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
is Lil' Wayne worth more dead than alive?
i don't think so.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
God don't like ugly.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:14pm.
^^^^^^^^^
You know, I don't get that one at all. That only happened to me once and it was so unpleasant, the LAST thing I would have been thinking about was playing Hide the Salami with my husband.
_____________________________________
It takes all kinds I guess.Especially when you use medication outside of its intended purpose, ya know?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah like people who do sex with household objects.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Seacrest OUT of relationship with Julianne whatserface
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20682156,00.html
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:14pm.
^^^^^^^^^
You know, I don't get that one at all. That only happened to me once and it was so unpleasant, the LAST thing I would have been thinking about was playing Hide the Salami with my husband.
_____________________________________
It takes all kinds I guess.Especially when you use medication outside of its intended purpose, ya know?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:05pm.
Bored, Ambien has a nasty window, though. Once you feel it taking effect, you need to let it do its job because if you fight it, the window closes and you are wide-ass awake. And feel like you're on a mega dose of caffeine.
______________________________
This is why Tiger Woods enjoyed Ambien filled sex then?
^^^^^^^^^
You know, I don't get that one at all. That only happened to me once and it was so unpleasant, the LAST thing I would have been thinking about was playing Hide the Salami with my husband.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:05pm.
Bored, Ambien has a nasty window, though. Once you feel it taking effect, you need to let it do its job because if you fight it, the window closes and you are wide-ass awake. And feel like you're on a mega dose of caffeine.
______________________________
This is why Tiger Woods enjoyed Ambien filled sex then?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by beb on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:03pm.
I LOVE Christmas Tree Shops! WOOT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Bored, Ambien has a nasty window, though. Once you feel it taking effect, you need to let it do its job because if you fight it, the window closes and you are wide-ass awake. And feel like you're on a mega dose of caffeine.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:57pm.
The funniest shit I have ever seen was my husband high as a kite from mixing Vicodin and liquor.
^^^^
Sounds like a Sunday afternoon with BH when he wants to go to Kohl's or *shudder* Christmas Tree Shops.
SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. I crashed my car into a bridge - I don't care! I love it!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:54pm.
Bored, Ambien isn't something to mess with. The problem is it's like any other drug - you don't know how it will affect you until you take it. Every study shows that a percentage of patients who take it do things from eating all the way up to driving and having no memory of it. That's one of the reasons the FDA has banned the 10mg dosage. I don't know it will take effect but it has been mandated. Serious stuff.
___________________________________
Yea I heard some pretty scary stuff about ambien, then again, there is some pretty messed up shit about antidepressants, blood pressure medicine, weight loss pills, essentially every medicine available it seems has the potential to fucking kill/harm you, I can't tell you how many times I've seen those "If you or your loved has been effected by *insert pharmaceutical drug here* call the law offices of so and so for a class action lawsuit". I know ambien can make you hallucinate. I also heard that once it knocks you....you are pretty much done until it wears off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:57pm.
The funniest shit I have ever seen was my husband high as a kite from mixing Vicodin and liquor. He sat on the couch looking absolutely terrified and tried to water down his high with gallons of water and a loaf of bread.
lol
A Xanax and a stiff drink prior to a long flight is heaven.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/15/2013 -
Lmao! Unless Ambien made Dog run out in the middle of her yard at 2 in the morning and yell "everyone can kiss my fat white ass!" and also thought her remote was floating...Nah...then again, the night is still young. ;)
^^^^^^^^^^^
Worse. I was nice to The Claw.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
UBF, pics or it didn't happen.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by beb on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:48pm.
My friend said Ambien is bad business though
***
Doggeh? ;-)
________________________________
Lmao! Unless Ambien made Dog run out in the middle of her yard at 2 in the morning and yell "everyone can kiss my fat white ass!" and also thought her remote was floating...Nah...then again, the night is still young. ;)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
The funniest shit I have ever seen was my husband high as a kite from mixing Vicodin and liquor. He sat on the couch looking absolutely terrified and tried to water down his high with gallons of water and a loaf of bread.
Submitted by beb on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:48pm.
My friend said Ambien is bad business though
***
Doggeh? ;-)
^^^^^^^^
I will bite anyone who comes near my stash just so you know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:52pm.
I'm always wary of interactions, but thanks.
I honestly doubt that I'll ever try either of them.
Bored, Ambien isn't something to mess with. The problem is it's like any other drug - you don't know how it will affect you until you take it. Every study shows that a percentage of patients who take it do things from eating all the way up to driving and having no memory of it. That's one of the reasons the FDA has banned the 10mg dosage. I don't know it will take effect but it has been mandated. Serious stuff.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:48pm.
My friend said Ambien is bad business though
***
Doggeh? ;-)
----
SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. I crashed my car into a bridge - I don't care! I love it!
Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:45pm.
Pls do.
I've never tried Ambien or Lunesta.
^^^^^^^^
I know you're not getting hammered every night but I would tell you not to take anything like Ambien or Lunesta even after having had just one drink. Both the drugs and the alcohol are respiratory suppressives and you don't want that combo. I know that Male Dog told me several times when I'm out on the Ambien, he can barely see me breathing. My doc said even one drink with the 10mg can kill you. It isn't likely to but the risk still isn't worth it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
My doc prescribed me some Lunesta a few years back due to some really stressful shit that was hindering me from sleeping AT ALL...it didn't do shit...for me at least. My friend said Ambien is bad business though.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:34pm.
That's cool.
I'm about pharmaceutical experimentation.
^^^^^^^^
I'll let you know how it goes. Then again, I might be here and you'll see for yourself.
Pls do.
I've never tried Ambien or Lunesta.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by beb on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:17pm.
You mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKXmVE32uk
^^^^^^^^^^^
IT WAS YOU!!!
*runs out of thread screaming*
_________________________________
Beb bamboozled you guuurfraaan!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
"We're told several people are at Wayne's bedside crying, and a number of rap artists and family members are on the way. Sources say the scene is violent as Wayne shakes uncontrollably.
Sources say there's evidence Wayne went on a Sizzurp binge after being released Wednesday, because doctors found high amounts of codeine in his system.
We're told Wanye's stomach was pumped 3 times to flush the drugs from his system."
Let me just remind everyone that he said this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8luaHjlFrFE
Hard to feel bad for this asshole. Sorr that his kids have to grow up without a pappi, granted I'm sure the fact that he has the most number one hits ever(which is sad) should give them a pretty nice life kicking back off royalities and residuals.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:36pm.
Thanks Foxxy - I'd would love to bring the puppeh to SF (if it had a sitter while we went out to dinner). He would pop a squat everywhere!!!
----
SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. I crashed my car into a bridge - I don't care! I love it!