Saturday, March 16th 2013
Open Post: Hosted By Pug Puppies Getting A Bath
The title alone should've made the charred block of ground bitterness in your chest beat just once. I was going to post pictures of Kim Kardashian looking like OctoMom trapped in a parachute, but who needs to look at that kind of fuckery when you can look at a bunch of pug puppies losing their eyeballs while getting a bubble bath instead. Their bulging eyes! Their bubble beards! They're the most adorable little meth heads ever. And I bet that when you blow weed smoke in Justin Bieber's face, he looks exactly like a pug puppy getting blow dried.
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This makes me so sad. I'm really sorry to hear about CTH passing away. She was witty, funny and most of all real. I appreciate how she really bared her soul a lot of times. May she rest in peace. Prayers for her friends and family.
: ) WithinReason.
Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:02pm.
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Cheering up is definitely in order after this very sad weekend. Happy St. Paddy's Day to you as well Daniee. Thanks for the recommendation, will check it out, anything with Brendan Gleeson, Don Cheadle, (and sexy) Mark Strong is worth a watch!
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In honour of St. Paddy and for those of us in need of a little cheering up today, I'd suggest the film The Guard. Watched it earlier, it's really funny!
((hugs)) all!
I just LOVED the novel Anna Karenina, but was kinda disappointed with the latest film. Jude Law was great however.
@Bacon
Great minds think alike...I posted that a few posts ahead. I had to look it up because it was in my grandfathers obituary, he died in '05. It always makes me tear up.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
good morning (afternoon, actually, but i slept like shit):
first of all, Happy St. Patrick's day to you sluts. My only intimate Irish experience was sleeping with a one-man-band Irishman in Tokyo (he was pretty good, and I appreciate the ARTS), but any excuse to pinch a booty and speak in an accent is good by me.
(I'm gonna get sad now, so skip if you aren't in the mood):
still a little leaky eyed and speechless over CTH. i read back a little and understand the need for privacy around the circumstances. I think I just want to make sense out of something that seems senseless - but I know that isn't possible anyway. Even if I knew the circumstances, her passing wouldn't be fair or right, in my limited understanding of the cosmic plan.
(ETA: assuming there fucking IS one!)
i dreamt I was driving a hilly country road of my childhood, and saw a dog , apparently hit by a car, lying in the gravel just off a particularly treacherous curve. I thought she was dead, but then I saw her big head lift up - she was a white Great Dane (on the smallish side, with ribs showing). I pulled over and picked her up (no way I could have done that in real life) and put her in my car, to take her to the hospital. so I woke up thinking about CTH, and her love for dogs.
i do hope that people who know her can suggest something people can do to help, if anything - donations or what have you
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That's a wonderful poem Bacon.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 3:10pm.
@ Doggie....ya I know the drill..*head down drags blanket and pillow out to dog house*
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I just love a foolio who knows his place. ♥♥♥
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@ Doggie....ya I know the drill..*head down drags blanket and pillow out to dog house*
Submitted by mschunkyvanderslut on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 3:41am.
If you are who I think you are then hi!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 3:04pm.
@ Doggie....see there you go, some of the cutest doggies are mutts :D
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Yes, we are. And stop trying. You're already in the Whamohouse with me, Buckeroo.
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An Irish blessing for all who were blessed to have known Christine:
Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there...I do not sleep
I am the thousand winds that blow...
I am the diamond glints of snow..
I am the sunlight on ripened grain...
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you waken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of gentle birds in circling flight...
I am the soft star that shines at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry-
I am not there...I didn't die...
RIP, Christine.
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ubmitted by Smells Like Tea... on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 2:59pm.
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Soooo....don't leave us in suspenders, what the heck is your good news :)
@ Doggie....see there you go, some of the cutest doggies are mutts :D
@ Stoney...I can imagine when it IS that time of the month, she probably has a tampon, a pad, a pair of depends and then makes leg holes in a green garbage bag!
So glad. So happy. Life is good. I received the best news I've had in years!
That dog is hideous.
Be well, all and one.
me wanna pug puppy friend.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
"No, it's not that time of the month. I wear a tampon everyday," said the most uptight woman ever.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 2:40pm.
@ Doggie.....lol, oh come now, if you were Irish I would have said the same. :P
What nationality are you by the way?
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Irish. Fighting Irish so you better run, fool!
Kidding. I have Irish roots but also a ton of others. Scandinavian, English, Scots, Austrian. I'z a muttley.
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@ Doggie.....lol, oh come now, if you were Irish I would have said the same. :P
What nationality are you by the way?
@ Stoney.......that sure answers the "do you wan to pet my monkey?" question....ah...nooo..no I do not lol :D
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 2:14pm.
Happy St Patrick's day to all by the way and an extra lurvs shout out to my little shamrock O love were er she may be.
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Wow. Nice.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 1:28pm.
Ewww...holy freakin boner kill batman, that's just wrong. I do NOT want to hear about leaking monkey's.
LOL!!!
Anyways, on a serious note, I just popped in to express my condolences for Hoffy. It was definitely quite a shock to hear of her passing. RIP xooxox
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 1:32pm.
I loved Jude Law's performance, and especially liked the stage play set-up of the film. I've tried to read the book more than once, but the preachiness and the long ass chapters killed it for me.
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Happy St Patrick's day to all by the way and an extra lurvs shout out to my little shamrock O love were er she may be.
So sad to read about the passing of Christine the Hoff. She was an old school DLister that helped to make this site the cool place that it is today, IMO. RIP, and my condolences to her family. You will be missed.
RIP CTHoff, :( too sad, you're gone
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"If you don't mind, I just condititoned the leather myself"
Miss and love you whores ♡ RIP CTH
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 11:48am.
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When Mr. IG and I were living in Houston, we got evacuated to Austin through his work when Hurricane Ike hit. We got on the hotel elevator one morning to go down to breakfast and this woman was on it with her pug. It (the dog) was all dressed up in ruffles and bows and sitting in a baby stroller. Mr. IG had never seen the like and asked her in heavily accented English: "Excuse me, but what the fuck is your dog looking at? Because I can't tell, his eyes are all over the place." She was SO offended. Hahaha, I nearly pished myself. Good times. :)
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LMAO. Tipping my hat to the lovely Mr IG. ♥
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OKAY, WOW, YA'LL JUST WOW. I COME IN AND HERE TO THESE LOWER CHATS AND JEALOUS MOMS MAKING WITCH EYES AND BRITTNEY DID SMELL KEVIN'S BALLS AND MAKE THE TOILET FLASH~the inimitable Hoffalina. We'll miss you Girl. ♥
Wow, I'm so sad and stunned to hear about CtH. Not sure what to even say. It's amazing how people can touch our lives even through typed words. We all had such hilarious interactions back in the day. Prayers & hugs going out to her kiddo. I can't even imagine...
And although it's outrageously inappropriate but not a bit surprising, even the passing of a very well-loved old timer Dlister doesn't stop a wannabe queen bee from making it all about her. Just wow.
RIP Hoffalina <3 Raising a tennis can full o' green beans for ya darlin. xoxo
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 11:52am.
Well, I just read where this other chick was saying that she wore tampons every day so her... um... secretions wouldn't stain her pretty panties.
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She has to be trolling, right? Because that would be painful at best.
Funny, I wasn't aware that panty liners were some sort of secret.
GG, I like Keira so that will be on my to watch list (even though it's sad). I've been putting together a list of all the movies I wanna watch ever since the Oscar's. thanks.
*Craving some of VOB's Guinness cake now.*
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I don't want to be throwing myself under the bandwagon here, but I read about CtH and I'm so sorry. That is all.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 1:08pm.
GG, Hotmami, but was Ana Karenina any good or not? Lol
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I adored it. There's less preaching, and Tolstoy butting in with his pet theories, than in the book, and it gives Karenin a humanity that I missed from the book. (It helps that Jude Law gives the performance of his career.)
Some people I know didn't like it because it's so ostentatiously theatrical, however. The story I heard is that they couldn't afford lavish sets, which is why they just put a lot of it in one theatre, and changed the scenery a - very - little. So the stage would be part of a meeting at a ball for one scene, and walking along the backstage and the upper reaches would represent the street.
I adored it, but your mileage may vary.
Good morning everyone....I crashed so hard last night. Still so sad about Christine. Much love to you all...
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 11:52am.
You guys remember when we were talking about some chick (was it Chrissy Teigen?) who said she wore tampons every single day?
Well, I just read where this other chick was saying that she wore tampons every day so her... um... secretions wouldn't stain her pretty panties.
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Ewww...holy freakin boner kill batman, that's just wrong. I do NOT want to hear about leaking monkey's.
WR, I didnt see this new version. But from the trailers the costumes looked sumptuous!
Hotmami, yeah he was a cold fish BUT it was an arranged marriage or something like that. Those title for title arrangements rarely lead to happiness. He could have sympathized with her but rules are rules.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
So, I know Anna's husband is to be pitied here, but I can't muster any sympathy.
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GG, Hotmami, but was Ana Karenina any good or not? Lol
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Ecce: LOL. Nah, I call him my nephew and the kids call him their cousin. BIL and SIL got him before they had kids and he was like their child, with his name added to greeting cards and stuff.
Prince Harry turns GAY!
http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/17/prince-harry-ill-consider-going-gay-if-it-...
"Vincenzo later revealed on Twitter: ‘I gave Prince Harry my number tonight, he promised he’ll call me if he changes his mind about women. Or men. #epicwin’"
Of course it's all BS, but just wanted to share some happy news.
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My condolences on the loss of beloved d-lister Christine the Hoff. She was high on the list of must-reads. Witty, compassionate and wise. A real triple threat.
Thoughts at this very sad time are with her family and friends. May they always be there to care for her son and help keep her memory close.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 12:09pm.
"My nephew is a pug and that poor little bastard is a smelly mess."
Um...I'm thinking you meant your nephew HAS a pug??? Too funny!
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Lol, GG. I want her clothes from this movie...gorgeous.
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I am really sorry to hear about Christine the Hoff. My prayers to her family and friends both at home and here on Dlisted.
She was a good one here and she will be missed.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Ok, Hotmami, Kiera does make a very nice clothes hanger!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*slides Kiera bowl of flan*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
LET KEIRA BE GREAT!!!
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by Hotmami on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 12:11pm.GG, I've been meaning to buy A Dangerous Method. Who doesn't want an ass-bending
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I liked it. Keira's grouper like face notwithstanding, Viggo & Assbender were good as Freud & Jung.
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OKAY, WOW, YA'LL JUST WOW. I COME IN AND HERE TO THESE LOWER CHATS AND JEALOUS MOMS MAKING WITCH EYES AND BRITTNEY DID SMELL KEVIN'S BALLS AND MAKE THE TOILET FLASH~the inimitable Hoffalina. We'll miss you Girl. ♥
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 11:52am.
Um, those morons have never heard of Toxic Shock or panty shields?
Slutsville, I'm meeeehhh. I am just sad/concerned for you right now. I lost a girl pal of mine recently too. Hugs to you.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 12:05pm.
*sits next to Mani and gives a toast to CTH*
YES! Great idea! To CTH! I hope you're doing well also Slutty! Always wish you the best!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman