Presenting The Headline Of My Life
I didn't even read the whole story. I don't know the context. I don't want to know the context. The only thing I need to know is how much can I sell all my stuff for? How much do I need to pay Cressida Bonas off to go away? How much is a one-way ticket to London? How can sneak my dog past customs without his ass ending up in quarantine? ("Um, Michael, I'm pretty sure you'll be the one who ends up in quarantine."- you) Because I will sit in front of Buckingham Palace and refresh Grindr until Prince Hot Ginge's profile comes up. You heard PHG. He's going to go gay once his relationship (or whatever you want to call it) with Cressida goes south. If he's lying, that's a highly illegal royal offense (not really) and he should be sent to the dungeon for life! To really punish him, put him in the same cell as me, because I'll be there for smuggling my dog into the country. It's the perfect plan!
(Thanks, Sara!)
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the royal family must really wish he was actually james hewitt's son
To you all asking about the etymology of the name "Cressida", check out your Shakespeare - Troilus and Cressida, one of his so-called "problem plays" (mostly because she, Cressida, disappears without explanation before the end of the tragedy). It is a Trojan War side-story and therefore Greek.
Submitted by chinchilla on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 9:05am.
There is an openly gay indian prince. And then there a few royals who were suspected of being gay...
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I thought a Cressida was a car? Is he having an affair with a car, like that nut case on TLC's 'my strange addiction'?
have there ever been any gay royals?? i mean out and out ones, not like Edward.
Submitted by Faloola Chong on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 3:02am.
Cressida?! What kind of ye olde name is that.
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I know. Sounds like something you chop and sprinkle on a salad.
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Are you sure that's not Rojo Caliente?
Harry has finally turned into - as we predicted - a chubby, flabby, fugly!
Cressida?! What kind of ye olde name is that.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:39pm.
sorry MK he would probably end up fucking his cousins first before he goes gay.
must keep that "royal" bloodline flowing.
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LMAO! YASSSS!! So, is inbreeding how ginges came to be? Just kidding, gingers out there! I keed, I keed.
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he probably doesn't see is a inbreeding because he isnt charles' real son anyway.
so he can slam those other princesses without guilt that they are mixing their DNA to create a super race of fugly shits.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:39pm.
he would probably end up fucking his cousins first before he goes gay.
I bet he's fucked them all already, the cunt.
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you betcha, eugenie and the other one and the other one and the other one have bonked him.
its not as far fetched as it sounds, cuz he pippa during the whole wedding thing, when pippa did the cinderella magic with the fairy godmother and tricked all the mens of the world that she was a hot piece of ass, before the clock struck midnight and her haggis face returned.
these incestuous bitches should stop leeching off the tax payer system.
Here's hoping MK's ginge wish will come true!
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Can I get my tattoo now?
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Michael K, you whore! You two-time Anderson Cooper like this... I'M SHOCKED!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Oh, Michael K, I so hope it happens, for your sake. PHG or Cooper, you should get one of them.
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He looks like he'd be crazy naughty fun. Go, Harry!
Seriously MK, he looks a lot like one of my daughter's ex-boyfriends. Don't tell anyone I said this but Vancouver is closer than London. On the other hand I don't think he is gay.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:39pm.
he would probably end up fucking his cousins first before he goes gay.
I bet he's fucked them all already, the cunt.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:36pm.
British people get angry only long enough to moan all day about things, not change them.
Ha! But they're very good at it.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:36pm.
British people get angry enough only to moan all day about things, not change them.
Better hurry MK, Cressida's days are numbered. You haven't much time, lol
("Um, Michael, I'm pretty sure you'll be the one who ends up in quarantine."- you) -- hahahahahaha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:39pm.
sorry MK he would probably end up fucking his cousins first before he goes gay.
must keep that "royal" bloodline flowing.
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LMAO! YASSSS!! So, is inbreeding how ginges came to be? Just kidding, gingers out there! I keed, I keed.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:36pm.
Dear British TAX PAYERS:Revolt now.
Fuck these lazy ass royals.Signed,People SIck of Assholes With Titles Who Are A Waste of DNA.
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THIS!
Waste of DNA gets to parade around whilst elder care is being cut disgustingly!
Don't read the story MK you have a rival named VINCENZOoooooo.....Oh Vincenzo!
Well if he does, he can ask advice from Uncle Edward and Uncle Andrew.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
sorry MK he would probably end up fucking his cousins first before he goes gay.
must keep that "royal" bloodline flowing.
Dear British TAX PAYERS:
Revolt now. Fuck these lazy ass royals.
Signed,
People SIck of Assholes With Titles Who Are A Waste of DNA.
Submitted by ethang on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 8:31pm.
I'm watching American Pie on IFC and just as I saw this headline one of the characters said:
"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused!"
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"Ha Ha! I'm watching it too!"
It always makes me nostalgic, ethang! Stifler reminds me of a guy I had a crush on around the time AP came out.
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 8:31pm.
I'm watching American Pie on IFC and just as I saw this headline one of the characters said:
"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused!"
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Ha Ha! I'm watching it too!
He really doesn't need much of an excuse does he? This reminds of someone I knew a long time ago, someone like MK would just go up to him and say, "You know you're gay...just admit it!". I'm sure MK will be right there to pick up the pieces
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I'm watching American Pie on IFC and just as I saw this headline one of the characters said:
"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused!"
Serendipity at its finest.
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
He's refreshingly non-royal. I think his older bro is, too, but he has to play the dutiful elder son.
I can just see PHG and MK brokedown palacing it together.
He's such an ugly fucker.
So this means AC can drop the restraining order? We'll have to get used to you posting on GMT (is that London? too lazy to google)? Don't make Elvie go into lock-up you meanie!
Oh honey, Michael. He's already gone gay. Except they don't call it gay when it's just a few tickles and nipple licks between bros. LOL at sitting outside the palace refreshing Grindr...that's a good plan...when Grindr is actually working...#!@&$ LOL