Afternoon Crumbs
The pristine pearl that is CoCo celebrates the day she rolled out of an oyster and she does so while a black straw tries to resist the urge to motoraboat her chichis - Hollywood Tuna
Your nana and Bradley Cooper have another thing in common. Not only do they both slobber all over Victor Garber, but they both maintain their beauty with the help of perm rods - Lainey Gossip
Well, if Mel Gibson ever starts a football team, this dude will be the captain - Towleroad
K-Wellfed's FUPA can't and won't be tamed - The Superficial
Finally, picture proof that Jodie Marsh's precious vagine is an infinite white light of holiness - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
GOOPY Paltrow almost died from having a miscarriage - Celebitchy
Vin Diesel's twin looks a lot like Vin Diesel in Find Me Guilty and I can't believe I still know that Find Me Guilty existed once - The Berry
Carnie Wilson has Bell's palsy - ICYDK
Taylor Swift is either posing in a photo shoot or she's jumping on a trampoline to look over the wall that surrounds Harry Styles' house - Popoholic
Lil Wayne is alive, but he's still in a bad way - IDLYITW
The Bad Girls Club All-Star season should take place in a quarantine tent - Reality Tea
These Miley Cyrus bikini pictures look like grainy stills from an all-chipmunk version of The Legend of Billie Jean - Just Jared
And here's Chris Pratt's waxed ass - (NSFWish) OMG Blog
This is pretty much how I react when I have to go to a wedding too - Videogum
Hillary Clinton is all for gay marriage - Jezebel
Chris Hemsworth dipped his head in a bowl of peroxide and is still hot - Popsugar
Keyshia Cole will not bow down to Beyonce - Crunk + Disorderly
Danny Boyle is seriously sucking the hotness out of Rosario Dawson - I'm Not Obsessed
Liev Schreiber saves lives! - SOW
Mark-Paul Gosselaar was a Rock of Love Bus slut before Rock of Love Bus sluts existed. I still would. - Buzzfeed
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BCoop, HAHAHAHAHAA
Those kids at the wedding are a RIOT!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 5:20pm.
"Well I've always liked Rosario and she gets a lifetime pass because of Sin City where I'm concerned."
Yes. That, and Death Proof.
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yes Death Proof is AWESOME but I think her performance is just a lot better in Sin City.
Chris Hensworth is beautiful. That is all.
Oh and toddlers at weddings Ugh
Aw, I love CoCo...I tried to hate on her and I just can't...There's so much to love, why hate?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:40pm.
Scarjo's twin brother looks pretty fucking hot to me!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2098098/Scarlett-Johansson-...
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?? he looks like gaga in drag
Keifer's twin looks just like him, bless her heart.
Ashton's twin has some kind issue...Cerebral Palsy? That could explain part of the different look. I remenber reading an interview with the twin about it.
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
I also despise weddings and hope I never have to go to another one again. I told my kids to elope.
"Taylor Swift is either posing in a photo shoot or she's jumping on a trampoline to look over the wall that surrounds Harry Styles' house"
Christ almighty, MK, you are one hilarious dude.
Cosigned on the Rosario Dawson/'Death Proof' love. She seems like a cool chick. I wish she would get better movie roles. She's always someone I enjoy seeing onscreen.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 5:20pm.
"Well I've always liked Rosario and she gets a lifetime pass because of Sin City where I'm concerned."
Yes. That, and Death Proof.
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
I tried to watch Rosario in "Descent" on Netflix over the weekend. No me gusta. Ended up fowarding the last half hour.
If CoCo needs this much make-up while young she no doubt has an ugly old-age ahead of herself (see Madonna).
"I nearly died. So I am like, “Are we good here or should we go back and try again?’’"
Goopy just fishes for insults.
TexnDoc -- toddlers ruin everything IMO, LOL!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I despise toddlers at weddings. They never fail to ruin or cry through it.
Well I've always liked Rosario and she gets a lifetime pass because of Sin City where I'm concerned. That movie had a great cast and she and Mickey Rourke really outshined everybody else.
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Poor thing. They can look so funny though, like when Pats injected too much Botox in Eddy's face.
Peeps, I've always gotten the slutty, I'll do anything to be a star impression from Rosario. I've never gotten that impression from Thandie, who has always struck me as a class act. And I cannot stand Zoe Saldana -- yuck! Her & her skinny ass with those lines around her mouth! And saltydog, I think Rosario had implants put in because her already big boobs were made humongous, like ludircrously big.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:40pm.
He must have gone to her plastic surgeon to see about that nose.
Never mind. I saw "Vin Diesel's" and scrolled automatically past it.
Where is the twins link?
Submitted by Kitsi on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:24pm.
I feel like the twins of Scarjo and Ashton are like.. actor hired to pretend. They don't even have FAMILY resemblance. It is almost as if Scarlett and Ashton (respectively) took every single ounce of hotness from the genetics and those twins got the leftovers. I am not a model myself, but damn! Nature, you cold.
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Ashton's brother has cerebral palsy and is a motivational speaker.
Scarjo's twin brother looks pretty fucking hot to me!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2098098/Scarlett-Johansson-...
Submitted by Kitsi on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:24pm.
I feel like the twins of Scarjo and Ashton are like.. actor hired to pretend. They don't even have FAMILY resemblance. It is almost as if Scarlett and Ashton (respectively) took every single ounce of hotness from the genetics and those twins got the leftovers. I am not a model myself, but damn! Nature, you cold.
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Haha! Wouldn't that totally suck to be the less fortunate looking twin of someone smoking hot? I can just imagine teachers and relatives giving you the pitiful, "bless your heart, honey" condescending attitude!
Agree with the others about Thandie. She is gorgeous and I don't think she looks similar at all to Rosario Dawson.
I know Coco is a famewhoring tramp, but for some reason, I like the hoochie.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:11pm.
I normally hate the "east a sandwich" crowd, but I will say Zoe Saldana is the exception to that, to me she looks frighteningly skinny all the time, sunken eyes, chest bones, ribs...not cute at all.
You should see her personality.
I feel like the twins of Scarjo and Ashton are like.. actor hired to pretend. They don't even have FAMILY resemblance. It is almost as if Scarlett and Ashton (respectively) took every single ounce of hotness from the genetics and those twins got the leftovers. I am not a model myself, but damn! Nature, you cold.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:04pm.
Oh WOW. Ashton's brother must be depressed as hell.
He has cerebral palsy and also had a heart transplant as a boy.
i feel bad for Carnie Wilson but dayum if that girl didn't make me hate her in Celebrity Cook-off, so fucking needy and whiny, ugh. she made me root for Dean McDermott to win too.
Yes, Thandie Newton is lovely. I just don't see how she looks like those other girls ..she has her own thing going on.
Submitted by que cochina on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:05pm.
Twatty. I've never understood her appeal. She photographs real poorly and looks better in live-action, but I confuse her with Zoe Saldana, whom I confuse with Thandie Newton. I kinda like Thandie, but the other two are pretty forgettable to me.
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Thandie Newton is gorgeous (IMO) and talented.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Ewww. Shouldn't KFed be on the slim side from chasing his 7 kids around? Isn't that what actresses always say? That they slimmed down 'cause they have to chase their kids around? How/why doesn't he care about how he looks? I wonder if he's wearing his 'going out' sweats & t-shirt?
Submitted by que cochina on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:05pm.
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Twatty. I've never understood her appeal. She photographs real poorly and looks better in live-action, but I confuse her with Zoe Saldana, whom I confuse with Thandie Newton. I kinda like Thandie, but the other two are pretty forgettable to me.
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I normally hate the "east a sandwich" crowd, but I will say Zoe Saldana is the exception to that, to me she looks frighteningly skinny all the time, sunken eyes, chest bones, ribs...not cute at all.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 3:48pm.
Danny Boyle sucked the hotness out of Rosario Dawson? Uh, she's the one that got implants and pursued him and then he cast her in his latest movie. Now they split. It was a win/win for both of them. She's so overrated it's not even funny. I don't think she's anything to look at either, nor much of an actress.
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Twatty. I've never understood her appeal. She photographs real poorly and looks better in live-action, but I confuse her with Zoe Saldana, whom I confuse with Thandie Newton. I kinda like Thandie, but the other two are pretty forgettable to me.
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Thank you! I don't get the appeal of Rosario Dawson either. She has always looked hard to me.
I didn't know that Carnie had a second weight loss surgery. ________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 3:48pm.
Danny Boyle sucked the hotness out of Rosario Dawson? Uh, she's the one that got implants and pursued him and then he cast her in his latest movie. Now they split. It was a win/win for both of them. She's so overrated it's not even funny. I don't think she's anything to look at either, nor much of an actress.
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when did she get implants? she's always had big breasts, she was topless in Alexander and they looked very large and real.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 3:48pm.
Danny Boyle sucked the hotness out of Rosario Dawson? Uh, she's the one that got implants and pursued him and then he cast her in his latest movie. Now they split. It was a win/win for both of them. She's so overrated it's not even funny. I don't think she's anything to look at either, nor much of an actress.
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Twatty. I've never understood her appeal. She photographs real poorly and looks better in live-action, but I confuse her with Zoe Saldana, whom I confuse with Thandie Newton. I kinda like Thandie, but the other two are pretty forgettable to me.
Oh WOW. Ashton's brother must be depressed as hell.
I am waiting for Ice T to tell CoCo to go eat a hot bowl of dicks.
I really dislike Kevin Federline. Can that worthless piece of fat fucking garbage stop leaching off of Britney? Granted she deserves for being a stupid fuck, and marrying/procreating with his dumb ass but still, this isn't the first time he has been a dead beat dad to a baby momma...Doesn't he also have kids with that actress from Moesha?
I have no sympathy for Lil Wayne. Whatsofuckingever. This stupid talentless motherfucker running his mouth about THIS IS MY CUP! I will drink whatever I want in MY CUP...Fuck you...No bitch,fuck you, you seized out motherfucker!
Lmao @ Keyshia Cole. FUCK YO UNITY!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I hope Kiefer Sutherland's twin has a good personality.
It's quite clear (and available on Google) what makes Liev's shorts fit like that.
Whoa, Giovanni Ribisi's twin sister is that girl from Dazed and Confused, I recognized her even without that frizzy perm!
Alanis Morissette's twin brother looks like the dude version of her (love you, Alanis!)
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
WTF is Rosario Dawson?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
That IS Vin Diesel in Find Me Guilty. The Berry stole that post wholesale from Buzzfeed and were too stupid to read the caption "I couldn't find an actual picture of Vin Diesel's twin so here's a picture of a movie where he had fake hair"
Danny Boyle sucked the hotness out of Rosario Dawson? Uh, she's the one that got implants and pursued him and then he cast her in his latest movie. Now they split. It was a win/win for both of them. She's so overrated it's not even funny. I don't think she's anything to look at either, nor much of an actress.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
That is Vin Diesel from Find Me Guilty. That's not his twin. And Kevin Federline is a worthless slob.
parker posey really having a twin brother makes "the house of yes" so much weirder.
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watching hardcore ufos
Mmmm, gotta say... those treats looks scrumptious. Not the tittys.
Oh, poor boo-hoo Miley ....who else when they got dumped by their bf because they're a famewhore when they were 20 got to go off on a bikini vacay?
Kevin Federline & his girl look relieved that Britney decided not to flash her bare ass at the 9 year olds this time.
Now THIS picture should have BOW DOWN written on it. I loves me some Coco!
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013