Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which former sitcom star—a gal with a wacky, freewheeling sense of spirituality—used to breastfeed her pet possum while she got her hair colored, also making sure to have a wet nurse around to do the job when she was busy with something more important? (Village Voice via Blind Gossip)
Kirstie Alley? I mean, she does have a tiny zoo in her backyard. The only way we'll know for sure if is we call every animal hospital in the L.A. area and ask them if a raspy-voiced crazy bitch has ever called to tell them that her pet possum sort of kind of chewed off her nip and swallowed it and she's wondering how long before it shits it out.
This immensely popular good ole boy show has a cast who all seem to be raging heterosexuals. Not so for one of the cast members who, despite having a gorgeous wife, also has a man he sees on the side when he travels to various industry conventions. (CDAN)
Jeb from Duck Dynasty? The dude who gets to get his b-hole tickled by that beard is one lucky ho.
This C list celebrity reality offspring has been introducing himself to girls by telling them who he is and who he is related to and if they would like to get with him, they also need to be comfortable being shared with a couple of his friends too. He is a winner. I have also heard that to see his peen you need a microscope. (CDAN)
I want to say Jim Bob Duggar, but I'm going to go with Rob Kardashian?
This still married A list mostly movie actor used an escort two nights ago. He stiffed her. He convinced her he would pay her after and then told her to get out when he was finished. She started screaming at him and he called hotel security to have her tossed out. (CDAN)
My only guess is Russell Crowe and he is all movies, so just like the hooker in this blind item, I've got nothing. This is why you always need to charge your john's card first. No cash, no ass. Just another life lesson I learned from Pretty Woman.
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1)zzzzzzz
2)One of the dudes from Wild Alaska or Turtleman
3)Reality stars don't count
4)DD is not A-list. Prolly RC
1. thanks, glen
2. Uncle Si, lmao [i really have to start watching that show]
3. does Gene Simmons have a son? does Bret Michaels have a son?
4. Tom Hanks. gd it where is the Tom Hanks sex scandal i've been waiting for??!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think number one is that bitch from Dharma and Greg. The $cientology one.
I think number 2 is someone on that Charlie sheen man show.
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Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:09am.
Think last one is Danny Devito.
He's mostly TV or more TV and CDAN woulda made some crack about his height--everyone does.
For the love of Christ, can't you post a warning before articles like this? I'm just going to vomit my dinner down the toilet now. You fucker, I hate you.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
1. blossom, mayhem ballik whatever the hell her name is
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I worked in an animal hospital and we sheltered a blind, paralyzed possum called Winston he was so sweet and docile, the we put a mamma possum and her babies in the back office, it was a real strange hospital, and it was full of junk and occasionally I had to go back and get my purse and I was so freaked that any minute one of seven baby possums might run out or run over my foot, for some reason we sheltered everything from sea gulls to possums to bunnies to turtles to even pet rats! It was the craziest most eventful job I have ever had!
Submitted by fredfred on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 7:01am.
i have weird feelings for jase on "duck dynasty".
recap: in the last two days on d-listed, i've admitted my love for bruce willis, david arquette, and jase. someone intervene. quick-like.
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honey you're ok, i've admitted far worse in the last two days!
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no intervention nec, he's a hottie underneath the facial hair
http://tv.yahoo.com/photos/duck-dynasty-cast-before-the-beards-slideshow...
i have weird feelings for jase on "duck dynasty".
recap: in the last two days on d-listed, i've admitted my love for bruce willis, david arquette, and jase. someone intervene. quick-like.
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Good call, Glen.
Okay. Love that possum photo! My new desktop image!!! Tread lightly when you enter my office with last minute crap requests! Total ABW!! LOL!
Think last one is Danny Devito.
Russell Crowe is not that miserly. He would pay well just so his wife wouldnt find out!
just thinking about the second one though these havent made it that big.but this good ole boys get me going.
http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP01569987/cast-of-farm-kings-3.jpg
Damn! That's a nice slice of hillbilly hotness!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 8:15pm.
Awwwww, wook at da baby possum...
I WANT A BABY POSSUM NOW!
NOW! NOW! NOW! *stomps tiger foot*
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Hope you eat it before it grows into an ugly adult.
Submitted by Glen on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:39pm.
First one is a rehash of an old rumor that is more boring when you know the truth. It is from 2000 when Alley was doing press for a movie, she rescued a baby possum and her publicist just happened to have had a baby so she asked for some mother's milk to nurse it till she could get it to an animal hospital. The publicist was only happy to help.
There you go. That sounds rational.
I only hesitate because possums make some pretty fine eatin' and Kirstie--well, she likes to eat, so...
Goddamn dirty possums!!! I spent an entire summer a couple years ago in a turf war with a possum that had taken up residence on the side of my house. Motherfucker hissed at me, I shot at him with my kid's BB gun. I felt like the Carl Spackler of the DFW 'burbs.
@Glen Thank you! I had a vague memory of something like that and you hit right on it. It didn't make sense that anyone would actually nurse a baby possum. Human nips would probably be too big for them. And Kirstie's kids are adopted & it would be unlikely (although not impossible) that she ever breastfed anyone, human or otherwise.
The one and only name that jumped into my brain for A is JENNA ELFMAN.
First one is a rehash of an old rumor that is more boring when you know the truth. It is from 2000 when Alley was doing press for a movie, she rescued a baby possum and her publicist just happened to have had a baby so she asked for some mother's milk to nurse it till she could get it to an animal hospital. The publicist was only happy to help.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:31pm.
Personally I think 75% of them are made up, just to tailor to current rumors.
Somebody's rumored to be gay? Quick, make up a rumor about their sexuality. Someone's weird? Make up a rumor about them suckling a possum. Someone is said to be a bitch? Make up a rumor about her abusing her children!
It's all cool. After all, the people reading the BIs will probably never meet these people in real life, so if you just say it's a secret, then they will assume it's all true.
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I vote no one for number one. these blinds are just ridiculous sometimes
There was a baby possum hiding in my closet this morning. Very cute.
Re: Russel's ho. It really must have been her very first day on the job...
What is all the fuss about Duck Dynasty? People at work are jusr raving about it,and I have yet to see the apoeal.
the clue in the 3rd 'he is a winner' seems to me that he's a winner of some realty show?? or is that too obvious?
breast feeding a possum?! were they trying to be the salma hayek of the animal kingdom?
For #1 I was thinking of Cybil Shepherd
Maybe A is the Blossom and BBT chick.
I was thinking Dahrma chick for first one.
My guess for #1 is Jenna Elfman, but does she have kids? BTW, gross.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 8:11pm.
I'm happy that you concur on this highly important, undoubtedly true tale of the marsupial mammary.
ETA: And who the eff breastfeeds while getting her hair colored? Don't most moms save that for when I'm trapped on the subway across from them?
Awwwww, wook at da baby possum...
I WANT A BABY POSSUM NOW!
NOW! NOW! NOW! *stomps tiger foot*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 8:00pm.
Never stiff your escort, A-list movie stars. Did you not learn anything from our Secret Service on southern assignment
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^This.
You never rip off the A-level service providers. You will get blacklisted and end up with B/C-levelers who will shop stories around to the highest bidder. Pay now, or pay a lot more later.
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 8:04pm.
What sort of crazy fuck would stick their nipple in a mouth with all those teeth?
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My ex-husband.
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "Wouldn't breastfeeding a possum require that you had just given birth and the critter had just been born, as well? What kind of mom would let her human baby suckle on her possum teat?"
Yes! Also, each mammal's milk is specially formulated for its own young. You couldn't raise a donkey on rat milk. How would a possum fare on human milk?
Also, the young's mouths are designed for the nipple of its mother. I can't imagine another species would be able to latch on properly. Maybe if the milk is coming out with enough force during letdown...
Yeah, I call bullshit on that one.
#1-- Possum suckler Alicia Silverstone???
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
What sort of crazy fuck would stick their nipple in a mouth with all those teeth?
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Never stiff your escort, A-list movie stars. Did you not learn anything from our Secret Service on southern assignment?
Wouldn't breastfeeding a possum require that you had just given birth and the critter had just been born, as well? What kind of mom would let her human baby suckle on her possum teat?
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*Mostly movie* star may mean someone who directs too - or also does theatre.
ETA: sorry - I'm on my phone & mixing up 1 & 4. I meant this for # 4. What a jerk.
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"Other than her belly, which is rather flat, every other part of her body has ballooned. And this is Kim holding to a strict diet. Imagine if she let herself go?" Joan Kardashian (Kim K's aunt) (HAHAHAHAHA)
There was a possum at the gaastation the other morning and that cutie up there will grow into the same diseased looking wobbling critter as that one. Whoever plugs that thing on their nipple should be prosecuted for bestiality . Voms.
I was going to say #1 Anne Heche. But I think she was both movie and tv. The chick from Dharma and greg?
#3 - I don't think this is Rob. Most people know who he is unfortunately. Maybe Brody Jenner?
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I just cannot with the cross-species breast feeding but the little opossum is cute.
Submitted by yuga on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 7:44pm.
LOOK AT THE BABY POSSUM!
I care nothing for these blinds.
Ditto on both counts.
Russell Crowe always brings a laugh.
LOOK AT THE BABY POSSUM!
I care nothing for these blinds.