Bradley "I Want To Date Someone My Own Age" Cooper Is Dating A 20-Year-Old
The apple of Victor Garber's brown eye, Bradley Cooper, laughed at the rumor that he was dating Jennifer Lawrence, because he said he's old enough to have made her. B. Coop also turned down Taylor Swift, because he apparently he only wants to date tricks who were alive when Hart to Hart was still on TV (that's a good rule, actually). But forget everything B. Coop has said, because now he's starring in awkward staged photo-ops with 20-year-old British model Suki Waterhouse.
B. Coop is currently in Boston shooting the new David O. Russell movie with Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Louis C.K. and Jennifer Lawrence, and Suki flew there from London to hang out with his ass. A source tells UsWeekly that Suki and B. Coop only met last month and they've been casually dating ever since. By the way, "casually dating" is publicist talk for "beard training period."
B. Coop's publicist should probably tell him not to shout shit like, "I won't date girls who can be my daughter," because you never know when you're going to be set up with a beard who's old enough to be your daughter. Like when people ask me what my type is. I always say, ANYTHING. Preferably, breathing, but anything really. It's good to keep your options open. I won't hold that against B. Coop, though. Even though she's only 20, B. Coop still made a good choice. If I was shopping for beards, I'd probably go with Suki too. I mean, she's a little Sienna Miller-ish and her name is Suki Waterhouse. That is a hot name. Suki Waterhouse sounds like the name of a conniving banking heiress in an 80s comedy movie starring Bette Midler and Rick Moranis. SOLD!
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okay we can call this one off. body language doesnt lie and this chick is not interested in him.
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BizarreLife - Thats a pretty darn cool story. I only ever hear horror stories from CL! lol. I went to a wedding a couple of years back of a couple (good friend of my man) who met online on one of those pay matching sites. They are both sensible people! I know a few others too that are practically married after meeting online. I think it takes a lot of courage to do that and its just so nice to hear when it all goes right! Im in the process now of meeting some folks on CL to go trail running with ....hope theyre normal!!
Regarding bearding. If it paid me enough, I would totally do that for 8 or 9 months. Why not? Looks kinda easy. Unless dude stinks or something and wants me to sleep over.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 6:52pm.
I actually have a friend in her mid-forties. She often told me that she KNEW right off the bat that she never wanted children. She was content with that idea.
However, I think she is not 100% convinced that she does not want a man. She does the same...picks guys that simply do not want her. She was even in love with some guy that turned out to be gay.
I have not seen her in awhile...I sure hope she has improved.
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You're describing half the women I know!
There is the other side too. I know women and men who've never been single. They find people all over the place. When someone tells me they can't find someone, I know he or she is not looking or looking in the wrong places.
Bizzarelife, nice story. So you literally got the one in a million, just goes to show.
@Joe shmoe, love the siggy. lol ;p
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Uh, not falling for it BCoop.
@Loopy, trillions and trillions. Top dollar.
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Submitted by Euromutt on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:48pm.
that headline is a misquote. It should read :I want to date someone my own sex"
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Good one!!!!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 7:45pm.
The US Bearding Industry is worth $3 trillion and has been growing at a rate of $500 billion a year.
Funny and true. There has to be a Beards, Inc. in Hollywood that sets up matches.
The US manufacturing industry is worth over $1.8 trillion a year.
The US fast food industry is worth over $100 billion.
The US Bearding Industry is worth $3 trillion and has been growing at a rate of $500 billion a year.
__I could date him. I'm his own age. But first he has to wash that stringy hair--maybe even cut it short, like he had it on the film, "Silver lining Whatever the Fuck."
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Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 5:24pm.
I saw him at a Kylie Minogue concert in Los Angeles
We can all go home now.
Re: Internet Dating
I did a craaazy thing when I was in my early 20s. I put an online ad in CRAIGSLIST for a date. Yep, Craigslist. It was insane, but I got a million responses (some were indeed freakos).
However, I got one response that seemed so very genuine. That person is now my fiancee. We have been together for almost eight years.
One of my friends met her fiancee online. They are getting married very soon.
You just never know...
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 6:06pm.
I actually have a friend in her mid-forties. She often told me that she KNEW right off the bat that she never wanted children. She was content with that idea.
However, I think she is not 100% convinced that she does not want a man. She does the same...picks guys that simply do not want her. She was even in love with some guy that turned out to be gay.
I have not seen her in awhile...I sure hope she has improved.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:19am.
I have a friend who is 43 and has made it her life's mission to find a man and have a baby before it's too late.
But she refuses to go the internet dating route. I'm so tired of hearing about her dating life...she makes poor picks and then freaks out when they run away. I think they pick up on the fact that she's ready for marriage and kids like NOW.
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I think your friend subconsciously doesn't really want marriage and kids. She can't face up to her true feelings of ambivalence about marriage and kids, so she picks losers and comes up with excuses.
I'm 42 going on 43, and I've seen women and men like that for YEARS. For women, when the clock finally stops ticking, they either settle down OR keep strings of guys continuously looking for "the one." The mythical man who does not exist. It's an endless quest.
Men have a similar story, but slightly different. They tend to keep live-in girlfriends have engagements that never quite make it to the altar.
These people are running from themselves.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:13pm.
It's not so much the dating a much younger woman, it's that Jennifer Lawrence clearly turned him down HARD. This wouldn't be so funny if he hadn't not only denied dating JLaw, but also pretended that he was "above" dating a young 'un. Otherwise it would simply be another case of "he can, he wants to, therefore he does".
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That's right! JLaw gave Coop her palm, and he said some stupid shit to save face. Now it's going to backfire on him.
He doesn't look straight, AT ALL.
The man is so gay he farts glitter, I saw him at a Kylie Minogue concert in Los Angeles with 2 guys 2nd row centre. There was also a blind Item about him and his female co star who was being interviewed and said he and his boyfriend were lovely before the publicist stepped in shot that shit down fast.
Submitted by bourgie on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 3:53pm.
It's a contract. The agents like to go young with these contract relationships because they don't know better and are up and coming in the business.
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Well I hope her parents read and signed the contract for her.
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It's a contract. The agents like to go young with these contract relationships because they don't know better and are up and coming in the business.
This has an ick factor that I'm not comfortable with. She looks like a teenager.
that chick looks like she stepped out of a bad 80s teen comedy
This sounds like the guys who proclaim to love curvy girls and prefer them and would love to date them, then they turn around a date a twig. Ah well, I'm sure this is good for emu/inter-species relationships.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
"Model" = code for "whore".
OMG, this reminds me of Matthew Morrison's trick/beard. Neither he nor Cooper have the high profile nor the mega-millions needed to engage the services of well-known-ish beards (a la Tommy Girl), and so go for pretty, unknown actresses who need the PR boost.
Obviously Cooper appealed to Lawrence and Swift for "help" and they laughed in his face (Lawrence because she's A++ to his B, and Swift because she's never ever ever going to beard agai-ain!). But I say, just give it up, dude. No one is fooled. Just ask Tommy Girl, Toothy Tile and Kevin Spacey. Have some cojones and be who you are, like the mighty NPH, Zachary Quinto and Ian McKellen.
I think he`s bi, but anyway, I just don`t think I like him anymore after hearing rumours (I know, rumours rumours) that he treated Renee Zellweger extremely miserably.
I think he might be a control freak.
I don't know any self-respecting gay men that would wear cargo pants.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:25pm.
Hmmm. Maybe try less full disclosure, more old glamour shots?
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Foals, Inhaler
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:21pm.
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I have a friend in her forties, who tried internet dating. She tried a provisional profile, got a tonne of responses. Then she went for the full profile, in order to be able to talk to these guys. She paid, and the responses dropped to a trickle. We both think she got scammed.
Submitted by tempokat on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:06pm.
I have met some really cool people through online dating though. Just not as many as I have flakes.
I just read a fun book you might like: "Love in the Time of Algorithms," by Dan Slater. It's not so much about the murderers and stalkers and whackjobs you might meet online--tho there's some of that--but more how the dating industry trifles with the folks who use the services. One key fact was that the % of "dead" or unpaid profiles--neither of which can respond to your message--is huge: possibly 97% of all profiles.
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Foals, Inhaler
Oh please.
They are not dating, it's a few pics of them walking around awkwardly. Like me after an enema that I'm trying for dear life to keep in for at least 5 minutes.
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Dark-sided!
Maybe they aren't dating. Maybe he's babysitting.
g.a.y.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 1:03pm.
I get weird vibes from this guy. I'm not convinced that he's gay, he's just "off" somehow.
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I don't think he's gay. He is...off, as you say.
Say "Yeah" for 40+ dating!!
*crickets*
I'm 43 and the guys are generally either too young (late 20s - early 30s), then there seems to be a LONG gap until about 50+, and then that crowd comes out with their self-tanners, goatees and Affliction shirts. O_o
The guys who are around my age (+/- 5 years) seem to either want babies of their own, and I'm no longer in the baby-making business, or they want NO KIDS, NO WAY, NO HOW.
I have met some really cool people through online dating though. Just not as many as I have flakes.
I get weird vibes from this guy. I'm not convinced that he's gay, he's just "off" somehow.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:41am.
Maybe he likes feet because the toes look like little penises? Or is it penae? :)
Penises. Latin is a dead language (Frankie I notwithstanding). ETA: If you wanted to use Latin, it looks like it's "penes."
ITA about "models." Anyone with Instagram is now a model.
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Foals, Inhaler
Helen Keller & amused pet emu? Bwahaha!
Look, I know heaps of gay men and they all love models. BCoop seems to be no exception.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:57am.
Bradley has zero interest in stinkfish.
Well, that's not entirely true, Mrs. P. He likes to be seen with women and apparently likes to touch and text their feet.
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Foals, Inhaler
that headline is a misquote. It should read :I want to date someone my own sex"
Is she related to Matthew Waterhouse, who played Adric? She kind of looks like him.
Submitted by CindyBman: "I am so lucky to be in a great marriage -- but if anything every happened... I'm 47 and I *know* if I had to start dating again I would be stuck with either men my age who still live in their mother's basement or men old enough to be my father (my dad's 72)."
Same. I wouldn't even bother trying to date. Fuckit. Priority is my kids, and when they're doing their own thing, there are a million things *I* want to do.
Right now I am never alone or untethered and all I DO is compromise. Being alone sounds okay to me.
Another guy having a middle-aged crisis who thinks its ok to date woman young enough to be their daughter. I thought Coop was better than that.
It's not so much the dating a much younger woman, it's that Jennifer Lawrence clearly turned him down HARD. This wouldn't be so funny if he hadn't not only denied dating JLaw, but also pretended that he was "above" dating a young 'un. Otherwise it would simply be another case of "he can, he wants to, therefore he does".
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Submitted by Mrs_Newandyke on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:32am.
Submitted by SGVpea on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:22am.
The term model seems to be used so loosely these days.
Right? It used to mean Natalia Vodianova, but now it just means "pretty looking young woman with a lot of hair color and spray tan."
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Thank you! I've gone back to school and in some classes we have to introduce ourselves. I swear, in any given class, three or four girls will introduce themselves as "models". Really? What happened to: at least 5'9, shapely and, and, well, I can't think of a third point but hopefully you get my meaning! Like Joe Pesci in that Snicker's commercial, "Models? Of what, gloves??"
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They're models cuz they post pics on FB & Instagram ;)
Submitted by chinchilla on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:50am.
@CindyBMan
model as in they tweeted duckfaced nekkie bathroom pics of themselves probly
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True dat.
Since I'm chillin' with the young kids now, I am picking up the lingo. :)
Bradley is a homosexual.
Bradley has zero interest in stinkfish.
Is that creeper wearing fucking cargo pants? Who the fuck does this bitch think he is?
Submitted by Mrs_Newandyke on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:27am.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:19am.
But she refuses to go the internet dating route. I'm so tired of hearing about her dating life...she makes poor picks and then freaks out when they run away. I think they pick up on the fact that she's ready for marriage and kids like NOW.
I have a friend who's 25 and like that.
Not sure why Carrie Bradshaw was so successful as a character. Nobody really wants to hear about anyone else's dating lives. It's all really dull, even when it's fucked up.
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25? 25 and baby hungry? Damn.
I'm 30 and my friend is 13 years older so basically she semi-sulks when I have a happy moment in my relationship or if anything happens to me that kind of sucks I get the "well you're 30! you're so lucky and young!" as if all problems of mine are null and void because I haven't hit 40 yet.
This friend is on the fritz already.
@CindyBMan
model as in they tweeted duckfaced nekkie bathroom pics of themselves probly
Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:37am.
If this is how he wants to live his life, then who cares?
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I love your posts....and I love your tag but that kind of understanding attitude toward celebs is NOT going to cut it in this place. ;)
Submitted by Mrs_Newandyke on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:32am.
Submitted by SGVpea on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:22am.
The term model seems to be used so loosely these days.
Right? It used to mean Natalia Vodianova, but now it just means "pretty looking young woman with a lot of hair color and spray tan."
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Thank you! I've gone back to school and in some classes we have to introduce ourselves. I swear, in any given class, three or four girls will introduce themselves as "models". Really? What happened to: at least 5'9, shapely and, and, well, I can't think of a third point but hopefully you get my meaning! Like Joe Pesci in that Snicker's commercial, "Models? Of what, gloves??"