Katy Perry And John Mayer Broke Up Again
Just when the Centers for Disease Control thought it was safe to give their employees a long vacation for Easter, this happens! John Mayer's David Duke Dick is once again out there infecting poon after poon, because he's no longer bumping nipples with Katy Perry full-time...for now. I know, the fact that Katy Perry didn't slap him back and forth when he showed up to the Grammys looking like the creepy owner of a chocolate factory an STD Factory tells me that they were meant for each other, but I guess not.
Katy Perry and John Mayer started dating last summer, but they broke up for a month before getting back together again. Some source tells UsWeekly that they're done with each other, but it might not totally be the end.
"It's sad. It's not over until it's over. You have to see how things play out. She's leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work."
Katy probably only left the window open, because she's trying to air his stank out. And I hope this means that John Mayer will go back to Taylor Swift and dump her right after. Because Taylor Swift's ass is most entertaining when she's bitching about a heartless whore slut John Mayer is.
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Why the hell do all these girls keep tossing themselves at him, Is what I would like to know? Personally he makes my puss cringe and he looks like he smells of oh de douche.
Is he auditioning to be a lounge act at a Howard Johnson?
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Pity because I think that they are perfect for each other. I was hoping that like two negatives, they would cancel each other out. (No wait, two negatives make a positive, right? Oh whatever...)
She has great tits though. He's gross and I don't see what these women see in him. I saw him sing and the things he does with his mouth..just gross.
She can do and will do much better. He is lucky she gave him the time of day given his track record with women. I like him and his music but he is a gamer and conflicted by his own admission. He talks way too much.
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I still remember when he was that cute, romantic, soulful guy from his first cd...aka the only one worth listening too
Lots of blind vices pointing to him liking: 1. really messy poo play and 2. cock.
I care very little about either one of them. Break up! Stay together! It matters naught to me.
John's look is very reminiscent of a 1940's era crooner. I kinda like it.
Is Eminem single?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 6:52pm.
John Mayer tries too hard to have these high profile non relationships and talks about sex waaaay too much for the milk to be clean. Methinks he's a GHEY trapped in a frat boy's body. "Dude, when I get tired of banging Taylor Swift, I just move on to Katy Perry. Yeah, I wish I had time for Rhianna but I've got this David Duke dick even though black chicks dig me...So I'm SOOOOOOOOOO not gay or anything...cuz look at all the sex I have with all these pretty white girls! I mean, I'm sooo NOT into dudes...Like totally not into them...At all..."
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I think his bigger problem is his poo fetish. Not too many women are into shit in bed.
Leaving the window open? No, Katy! Close that window and wash those curtains! Nasty ass slut.
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Meh. I really don't care. If you are dating John Mayer, you have to know what you are getting yourself into, right? Besides, I don't really care what happens to Katy. She did Russell (Brand) wrong. Karma will get her.
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It's about time! Next!
"She's leaving the window open."
yeah I bet she is. gross, both of them.
Doooooooooooooche...nozzle.
Mayer the player strikes again, although actually I don't blame him at all for trying to get all the free pussy he can get at this time before he grows old, ugly and his dick just falls off.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Ahaha i thought the same thing when i read the leaving the window open thing at dailymail ahahahaaaaa
"This is serious. we can make you delirious!"
the PSA pills
I'd love that jacket and tie on someone else.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 6:52pm.
John Mayer tries too hard to have these high profile non relationships and talks about sex waaaay too much for the milk to be clean. Methinks he's a GHEY trapped in a frat boy's body.
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The tiger makes a good point here.
Dudes who can't stop talking about sex like they've got something to prove are a) never any good b) trying to front.
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Guuuurl, ain't it the truth? Aint nothin' worse than a dude get you all hot and bothered with some sessay talkin', thinkin' he gonna be THE MAN in bed cuz he talk a good game, then when slap comes to tickle, he's a total DUD...all flappin' on top of ya like a jelly fish or ain't even got enough junk to do you doggie without you havin' to do some back breakin' booty liftin'? You know what I'm talkin' about? Can't find no postition where this dude can get it right CUZ HE SUX...Damn, that's the WORST of the bad lays, the ones that talk the talk and can't walk the walk. The BEST lays are the ones who don't talk the talk much...THEN ROCK YOUR WORLD! And the next mornin' you can't walk! Fuck yeah!
And yes, I'm a bitter, sexually frustrated, yet nastay-horny assed biotch. Deal. You've encountered worse in life.
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@Withy..
Bwhahaha..;)
It's the Katy Perry Show....LaLaLa...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 7:36pm.
#crying.
You're taking this badly, too? Perhaps a little montage of CA Girls and Wonderland would help you get over it?
To me, he's always looked like a creep and that jacket doesn't help matters.
Ah well, he'll find someone new to hump soon and she'll find someone to do coke with. No big deal.
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What in Partridge Family hell? That suit is assaulting my eyeballs. Shirley Jones did it better, assclown.
I always forget they are together sooooooo. ok.
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#crying.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 7:27pm.
Don't mind me, I was just taking the piss. ;-)
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 6:37pm
Joe, I do too. He's a pretty wicked guitar player, O-face aside.
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Ha! As long as you don't watch him. I feel like I'm intruding on an intimate moment. Yucko.
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"Other than her belly, which is rather flat, every other part of her body has ballooned. And this is Kim holding to a strict diet. Imagine if she let herself go?" Joan Kardashian (Kim K's aunt) (HAHAHAHAHA)
@ UBF....I think he wore the same jacket to his confirmation as well. It must be the only jacket he has, I've seen him in that thing on and off for two years now.
Remeber when Amanda Bynes was sane and had the Amanda show? The opening song was all Amanda all the time. INsert Katy Perry's name for Amanda. It's the
Katy Perry Program 24/7..It's the Fucking KATY PERRY SHOW... So BOW DOWN..
If you don't like it. Get out! She's not that nice when she tells you to leave. My guess is they are still lazy fuck buddies but the bed is too small for her ego .. Nevermind a man.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
@ Luc....., I meant to say "she's leaving the window.." not "she leaving". I thought it made some sort of sense but it wouldn't be the first time I wrote a...huh? :D
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 6:52pm.
John Mayer tries too hard to have these high profile non relationships and talks about sex waaaay too much for the milk to be clean. Methinks he's a GHEY trapped in a frat boy's body.
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The tiger makes a good point here.
Dudes who can't stop talking about sex like they've got something to prove are a) never any good b) trying to front.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
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Lol my brother wore the exact jacket for his church confirmation in 1981. Ain't he the one who is into doodoo play ??
"Some source tells UsWeekly: You have to see how things play out."
Yeah we don't care.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 7:03pm.
She leaves the door open for her boyfriend to walk in and she leaving the window open for the guy she's fucking to escape.
Is this a word guessing brainteaser?
Submitted by chinchilla: "she likes dirty bad boys and lil Wayne's better now."
LOL!
She leaves the door open for her boyfriend to walk in and she leaving the window open for the guy she's fucking to escape.
These 2 are about as interesting as a saltine cracker. Douche on both counts.
Still bored ...
John Mayer tries too hard to have these high profile non relationships and talks about sex waaaay too much for the milk to be clean. Methinks he's a GHEY trapped in a frat boy's body. "Dude, when I get tired of banging Taylor Swift, I just move on to Katy Perry. Yeah, I wish I had time for Rhianna but I've got this David Duke dick even though black chicks dig me...So I'm SOOOOOOOOOO not gay or anything...cuz look at all the sex I have with all these pretty white girls! I mean, I'm sooo NOT into dudes...Like totally not into them...At all..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dog -- ITA. She's as nasty as he is, and probably has as many STDs, nasty 'ho.
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she likes dirty bad boys and lil Wayne's better now
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These two vapid assholes deserve each other.
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That's a shame. Think of all the dead-eyed, famewhoring children they could have had together.
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This girl has THE worst taste in men. Off Topic: Listening to the new JT album that dropped today. I like it :-)
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joe, I do too. He's a pretty wicked guitar player, O-face aside.
http://youtu.be/jr-3HbHNpn8
Now who will be the next hobo to lay his head on those milky whites!?
Aww, too bad. They were perfect together: He liked big tits.
Ok I admit it: I LIKE his music. But he's a supreme douchebag.
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"Other than her belly, which is rather flat, every other part of her body has ballooned. And this is Kim holding to a strict diet. Imagine if she let herself go?" Joan Kardashian (Kim K's aunt) (HAHAHAHAHA)