Lil Wayne Is Out Of The Hospital
On Friday night, TMZ had Lil Wayne's ass on his death bed and it looked like it was only a matter of time before his dreadlock wings flew him to the afterworld where he can swim in the River Sizzurp all he all wants and never has to sign his name on a child support check again. But Lil Wayne is alive and now he's out of the hospital.
The Louisiana gremlin checked into Cedars-Sinai in L.A. six days ago after he allegedly went on a Sizzurp binge and kept having seizure after seizure after seizure. They put him in ICU and stabilized his seizures. A source tells TMZ that he's feeling better and is going to lay low.
Meanwhile, his friend Birdman tells USA Today that Sizzurp didn't put Wayne on a hospital bed, working did:
"It didn't have nothing to do with drugs. No such thing like that. It's how hard he works. How much dedication he gives to his music and his fans. It had nothing to do with drugs. No such thing like that, to me. It was nothing about no drugs. Just needs to get some rest and relax. He'll be back, normal, like everyone else."
Are they really playing the exhaustion card when you know Wayne's breath smelled like the cough medicine aisle at CVS? Birdman might be on to something, though, because I know I'd be drowsy as shit too if I swallowed down an ocean full of Tussin. But whatever, Lil Wayne is out, so hide your codeine, hide your Jolly Ranchers and hide your ovaries and all that.
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I have heard of working one's self into a lather, but never a seizure...
Birdman is creepy. I always thought he brainwashed young Wayne for many years and that shit doesn't just stop. Wayne has been a addict for years now and a proud one at that. Something is up now though, it's possible he has a permanent and very serious medical condition.
I love me some lil Wayne. I feel sad for him now cause he reminds me of a caged wild animal. bitch just wants to be free.
He's going to follow Nippy. His so-called friends who keep running to media, denying his problems, are going to help him die.
Someone call Elton John.
To quote MK: End well: This isn't going to.
I'm not a fan, but it's a shame when someone so young fries their brain, just to be happy (high). I guess we'll see what kind of damage he really did.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:18pm.
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Idk, if you ever saw that episode where Dave Chappelle plays that crackhead, where he goes to the school, and talks about drugs and how they ruined his life and made him see all his favorite cartoon characters and shit, then the kids started taking notes on how to get it/make it; I swear they did something similar when I was in kindergarten, in the form of a play...NO JOKE! Some older kids from a Junior High came to our school and put on a play about the dangers of drugs and shit, and Angel Dust was one of them, and they came out in fucking cartoon character costumes, and I remember the one kid that was high on PCP in the play ended up jumping out of a window to his pretend death....It was some crazy shit to show a bunch of K-3 graders. I think that, plus some of my own drug addicted relatives instilled a healthy fucking fear in me of never wanting to try drugs. LMAO! Also as far as the embalming fluid.When I heard it referenced, people said dipped in "Formaldehyde", which is what they use to embalm the dead, they also use formaldehyde for a lot of things, not just embalming. So I'm guessing it's not that terrible hard to get ones hands on it. Either way it's fucking insane. Lacing shit can lead to someone being permanently wrong in the mind tank.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Idk why but I just can't throw shade at Lil Wayne for some reason. Can't put my finger on it but theres something off...something beyond the usual drugs and such.
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
Submitted by Opsat1 on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:34pm.
I am so happy he is healthy and back making such wonderful music.
Take care of your self, Lil Wayne.
Your guitar playing is a gift to us all.
The (music) world can not afford to lose another virtuosic guitarist in his prime.
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Haaaaaaaaa, from your lips to Django Reinhardt's ear. :))
Bollocks.Hospital from working hard?I've just done a 12 hour day you arsewipe, can I have your empty bed? Is there a soul on earth who believes this shite?
@foxxy, that's always been one thing I considered to be a blessing cuz my core group of friends all went off the deep end on something.
Not me, I always had to have some control of my faculties. Took me years to develop a tolerance for hard liquor (of all the things) because I couldn't handle it, didn't want to be a stumblebum.
I had one friend on boat so bad he'd walk 15 miles in the dead of winter to cop then smoke it up in one joint. He was gone, just gone. Me, I felt truly blessed cuz I just stopped and cut everybody back. Thank the lord.
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Birdman is a fucking idiot. If people started seizing from working hard, humans would not have survived this long and there certainly wouldn't be 7 billion of us.
@ bambam -- the fact that you can still use a computer and i can understand your writing tells me that you were not that deep into it. ;-) i am not aware of a single person that i knew or knew of who used that shit who is anywhere close to intact right now. no one. stories i could tell about my best friend's brother. destroyed him.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I am so happy he is healthy and back making such wonderful music.
Take care of your self, Lil Wayne.
Your guitar playing is a gift to us all.
The (music) world can not afford to lose another virtuosic guitarist in his prime.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:44am.
i was still there during that era. y'all PCP users ruined a lot of good parties and events ... ;-D
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Naw, don't put that on me, I could never be around a lot of people on that stuff. I felt very empathic, strong reactions to people's attitudes and behavior. Lols, I know that shit ruined a lot of go-go's, didn't it?
That was the one good thing about the crack epidemic, it got people off the 'boat. Ain't that crazy? smdh
ETA: about tmz, it runs twice a day here. that day they ran the story on the first broadcast but they replaced the late night rerun with another one.
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:55am
Wayne [not his real first name] accidentally shot himself in the gut when he was 13 years old. i hear gut shots are kinda painful and one really does not recover well from them, particularly maybe if one was poor and treated in a public hospital for the injury. that perhaps has something to do with his lifelong drug addition, in part to pain killing opiates
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:42am.
Submitted by chaiaiaiai on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:22am.
THE FUCK is wrong with that man?
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Sorry honey, this cockroach is anything but a man.
odd, that's what i think pretty much every time i read one of your comments
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:44am.
i was still there during that era. y'all PCP users ruined a lot of good parties and events ... ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:22am.
420 4 LIFE
ikr? kids today i tell ya' ...
lmao at the Young Money crew lies. lmao harder at Harvey Levin's snitch payoffs going so so wrong this time. to whomever took Harvey's money, lied and ran? *slow golf clap*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:27am.
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Boredas, I wikied it. Seems that embalming fluid was just a name for it, not an actual use for it (I only scanned the article though.)
It was used as anesthesia for people first, then animals. The really scary thing is what they drop it in for administering, shit like ether.
It does make fuckers crazy, and crazy strong. I used to dabble from time to time (I loved to trip), one time I got some bad shit and felt like I could lift a car.
Those early years of COPS where you see them taze a motherfucker three, four times before he gave up? Most likely it was pcp he was on. Bad stuff.
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
My eyes won't stop rolling back into my skull with this story...he's just a hard worker yes ahhhhhh sure
Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:53am.
Birdman (can't stand his ghetto ass) is full of poo.
Nope, never tried sizzurp but its the drug of choice in Houston. Back in the day most hood junkies used to drink that crap and smoke blunts dipped in imbalming fluid.
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I've heard about this. They called it WET. Atleast the joints they would dip in formaldehyde(embalming fluid), some say it's a mixture of both formaldehyde and pcp dipped joint, either way I remember thinking these mothafuckas are crazy!
Anyway, Birdman can shut the fuck up. Exhaustion my ass. It's not secret that talentless foolio has a thing with sizzurp, and I'm sure it's not the only thing he's taking. Denying this asshole's problem is only gonna get him one place eventually.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:18am.
Nothing to do with no drugs? As an ESL-ER I have to ask: double no makes it yes , right ?
LOL. I'd go with the gist of the message.
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Foals, Inhaler
Nothing to do with no drugs? As an ESL-ER I have to ask: double no makes it yes , right ?
Rock n roll is hard work ! You bunch of mean bastids...
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It's so cold in the D....
Another waste of space is spared....good grief.
Drown in your sizzurp you idiot.
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Submitted by The Machine on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:06am.
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:58am.
EMBALMING FLUID?!!!!!
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Yes. Has similar effects of PCP.
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Good mernin'. I may be mistaken but it is the same thing I believe. Up in DC we called it a few names, Loveboat being the most common. The funniest one I remember was Hinkley, as in "got dat John Hinkley over here!" (lols)
Whatever it was, if you put it on dried parsley flakes it was called angel dust, on weed, loveboat. Some dealers even sold cigarettes dipped in it.
Once you smoked it you would trip sooooo hard, that stuff was no joke, not for fragile minds. If a person couldn't handle it, almost guaranteed a trip to St. Elizabeth's Hospital after being subdued by about 15, that's right, 15 cops.
I LOVED that stuff. I could handle it but after one time when it took me a half hour to park my car a foot off the curb it was time to quit. And that's only part of the story. lols
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
When publicists or birdmen whip out the whole "exhaustion because they work so hard and give so much to the fans" excuse, they must not realize how completely insulting that is to basically everyone else in the world.
Wayne and Birdman have officially changed the name from 'sizzzurp' to 'seizzzurp.'
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that Birdman character is creepy
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:08am.
That thread was a total hoot!
If a tiny bit morbid...
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Foals, Inhaler
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:00am.
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That thread was a total hoot!
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:58am.
EMBALMING FLUID?!!!!!
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Yes. Has similar effects of PCP.
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
"He'll be back, normal, just like everyone else" this is such a weird thing to say, it makes me think he's not normal now (well normal for him) perhaps there was some neurological damage, it's also weird that none of his "people" has released any pictures of him, not that they have to but it would support their claims that he's perfectly fine
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
Nyquil makes me trip balls. I have the freakiest dreams after taking that stuff.
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You gotta be fresh!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:23am.
have any of you ever tried the Syzzzzurp?
I don't even like Jolly Ranchers.
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Foals, Inhaler
I like that Nyquil Zzzzz sleep stuff. I took it one night when I was sick but out of regular medicine. I was OUT....it's like Benadryl x5
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:49am.
Whenever I see a Lil Wayne post, I automatically think of this guy.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Yes!
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Foals, Inhaler
He was lucky this time. Get off the tussin, idiot! You got your kids to worry about.
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You gotta be fresh!
When I first heard about this last week, I was thinking Lil Wayne was a young adult or older teen that maybe had epilepsy. But I read up on dude and hes.freaking 30!!!!!!!!! Thats just a damn idiot. Sizzurp? My mom has an allergy to.codeine--its a derivative from cocaine and aint nothing to mess with. My mom was given an RX for it for bronchitis (which was her own damn fault, shes a smoker that refuses to quit) and the doctor gave mom an RX for cough syrup. My mom didnt ask questions of the pharmacist to make sure it wasnt codeine--she had told the doctor about her allergy--and after windinv up in the ER she learned a long hard lesson: always make sure your RX is correct and not anyfhing youre allergic to, ALWAYS. I got no sympathy for this dumbass whos thinking his "sizzurp" is harmless fun. And mark my words, as dumb as he is, hes probably drinking some more of it right now as I type.
BTW--if he didnt have a legitimate RX for the codeine, then the cops need fo file charges.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Yes, just like Lindsay isn't a lying crackie thief, and Kim K doesn't have an ass that could swallow the moon. Denial is a bitch.
Thanks Birdman for making me that much more appreciative of the fact that my parents read to me as a child.
OMG Not_that_step - that pic/story CREEPS me out.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:49am.
Whenever I see a Lil Wayne post, I automatically think of this guy.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27815
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Yep, and I'm sure Lil Wayne will end up the same way.
Birdman (can't stand his ghetto ass) is full of poo.
Nope, never tried sizzurp but its the drug of choice in Houston. Back in the day most hood junkies used to drink that crap and smoke blunts dipped in imbalming fluid.
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EMBALMING FLUID?!!!!!
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Damn! The stupid things some people wont do to get high.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Yes, you can definitely work so hard that you end up in ICU for a week, NOT. Who does this guy think he's fooling with that excuse? And I'm laughing from the "Louisiana Gremlin" description, because that is spot-on.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Whenever I see a Lil Wayne post, I automatically think of this guy.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27815
One more time, with FEELING:
IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Thank god. The world would be a poorer place without his *air quotes* music.
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Yeah right, keep on lyin'
@mina
you must not be normal lol ;-)
Submitted by chaiaiaiai on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:22am.
THE FUCK is wrong with that man?
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Sorry honey, this cockroach is anything but a man.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!