Lindsay Lohan Adds Another Mug Shot Of Glamour To Her Portfolio
White Oprah's going to need a longer mantel, because here's another gorgeous mug shot of Lindsay Lohan to add to the collection. While throwing a wonked-up look that says "Can we hurry this mess up? It's almost happy hour" and wearing a jacket that tells me she definitely robbed a little league coach before she got to the police station, LiLo posed for the mug shot camera today. Even though LiLo should've tamed her weave in her dressing room at the police station (she has one, right?), this might be one of her best glamour shots yet. Beat that camera with your eyes, bitch.
TMZ says that LiLo visited her old friends at the police station today to be booked for pleading "no contest" to reckless driving and lying to the cops. LiLo showed up, gave them FACE! and then sashayed out. TMZ also says that she won't begin her 90 days in locked down rehab until May.
Here's a few of LiLo's past mug shots. We're one mug shot closer to getting a whole calendar. Her newest one can be September since it's very back to school. Speaking of school, I'm sure LiLo now has more mug shots than yearbook photos. White Oprah will drink to that!
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This mugshot is the closest we will ever get to seeing her in prison stripes.
this whore needs to die already
Officer Krupke, you've done it again!
This hor don't need a job, she needs a year in the pen!
It ain't just a question of misunderstood -
Deep down insider her, she's no good! (She's no good!)
She's no good, she's no good, she's no earthly good,
Like the best of her is no damn good!
Oh are we playing "Guess The Order Of Lohan's Mugshots"? Oh I LOVE these kinds of puzzle games!
Let's see, if all the pics are labeled A-G (G being the most recent one, the proper order is:
#1= B
#2= D
#3= A
#4= C
#5= F
#6 is of course G
What do I win? I hope it's not a jug of Sizzurp and a half-empty pack of Lucky's again.
The 2nd one always looks like she has a 5 o clock shadow.
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Submitted by angry_secretary on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:03am.
I posted that last night in this thread- what a crock of shit! Because, she is SO honest.
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i will never understand why the mug shots always look decent but she generally looks like steaming shit in the posed shots with full formal makeup.
i guess when at a police station she's at peace and in her natural element
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It looks like a snapshot from a Manson Family Christmas.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I think the second mugshot is the worst. Because she looks just like her mom and no one that age wants to look like her mom.
She really should have continued the theme and worn orange.
Sweetas: That is one fucked-up hairline. I thought it might be due to extensions pulling out her hair, but I think it's her natural hairline. It's apparent in most of those mugshots.
John Leguizamo has a crooked hairline, too.
Yes, I need to get a life.
This is by far her best one yet. Her makeup is camera-ready, and she actually looks sober, rested and somewhat sane.
That 5th thumbnail is absolutely ghastly. Very "post binge paranoia/acute manic episode."
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Lindsay girl you need to pull your wig forward... Exactly wtf is going on there? She looks like Scary Movie comb-over guy.
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This drunk really loves the judicial system. On the bright side, this new head shot will make her a shoe in for morgue corpse #3 on CSI.
Sort of ironic that this skanky little con artist's best "acting talent" is in the courtroom.
If she was the average non-celeb she would've been locked up years ago and currently be living under a bridge in florida turning tricks... No offense to homeless crackhead prostitutes intended.
this is def my fave of them all
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Sucky 12/19
ha ha she stole jacket from bowling alley.
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"Her newest one can be September since it's very back to school."
Thank you for my morning LOLZ, Michael K. I have nearly forgiven you for forsaking us by leaving Brooklyn.
I'm guessing she'd be the switch if she wasn't famous......
Her eyes are calling out to me, and I want to answer.
I have a jacket like that. I got it about 12 years ago from the restaurant that sponsored my softball team. I now use it to shovel my driveway.
I think she looks like holy fucking hell in this mugshot. The "FUCK YOU" eyes make me wanna shank this bitch.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Elegance has a name!
Lohan looks as fresh as morning dew on a daisy field where a peaceful doe lies sleeping.
LIFETIME PLEASE MAKE A LOHAN MOVIE!
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Was her nose always that wide?
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Like Faces of Meth, she started her mugshots fairly soft looking and pretty. She now looks hard. Hard in a way that she'll never get her looks back. Surgery can't fix the vacant stare or the hardness that can only come from abusing yourself daily for years. Her choices, her fate.
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"Eyebrow Situation" should be added to the tags, cause they can use some work... But, sadly, you can see that she did have potential to be beautiful, too late bitch. I agree that rehab is for people who wanna quit, she should've gotten jail time.
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lilo looks almost clean in her latest mugshot...
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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 7:04am.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 6:53am.
I love her jacket. I hope on the back it says "Roller Boogie" in script.
Hahahahahahaha.
I regret to inform you I had a baby blue satin baseball jacket like that with the matching shorty shorts with the satin trim. Thought I was THE SHIT at 14, lol.
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lmao! those would go well with DON'T Free Lindsay! tshirts
those shots are like a flip book of meth use.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 6:53am.
I love her jacket. I hope on the back it says "Roller Boogie" in script.
Hahahahahahaha.
I regret to inform you I had a baby blue satin baseball jacket like that with the matching shorty shorts with the satin trim. Thought I was THE SHIT at 14, lol.
I love her jacket. I hope on the back it says "Roller Boogie" in script.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 8:53pm.
These NEED to be printed on actual coffee mugs and sold in a giftset!
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You beat me to it! hahaha, it'd totally fly off the shelves.
I think she looks quite pretty here actually. Despite her 'Hurry up it's happy hour' expression (lol MK!)
I had to check how recent it was - maybe it's the jacket, maybe it's the hair. Or maybe it's the fact they take mug shots with a fuckin' potato so it gives a natural photoshop blur.
Can't even imagine what this chick must be like to be around. Look at that pic, she looks so smug and delusional.It's got to just be constant drama.so wonder what her johns in dubai or whatever think of this
Submitted by angry_secretary on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 3:03am.
Lindsay's twitter: Don't believe EVERY little thing you hear, unless you hear it from me
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! ::falls off chair:: Stop! you're killin' me Lindz.
I noticed that jacket too MK - Is this her new community service - coaching little league? Since she was able to come back to have her mug shot taken you would think she'd put a little effort into it and glam up a bit. wow. Her hairline is halfway up her skull and her weave is trying to escape it looks like. The NYC one is missing. C'mon there must be someone resourceful enough to leak it. You disappoint me New York.
Unreal. Standing for a mugshot would shame me to all hell and scare me straight. For her, it's just another day at the beach.
Jesus Christ.
When you look at photos of yourself over the course of 5 years and not see a single one that resembles the other, you fucking wit yo face too much!
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:05pm.
Loopy but are those lithos for you? LOL..
Your plane ride post was funny.. But so sick.
How do you think of these things ..
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lol i dunno, its a curse i have.
but its probably all true, you know hohan sells her goods.
Wow. Shows the slow progression of her face work. Are fillers permanent shapers? Surely the poison seeps into your brain. Probably adds to her lack of sensibility. Rehab in May? Plenty of time to OD.
you can see in this picture that she was, and should have continued to be really, really beautiful. obviously she isn't beautiful now, but she does have that look about her that she was in the distance past and under different circumstances still would be.
Um, her hairline?
And I thought mugshots were public record. There are a few missing...
from Lindsay's twitter: Don't believe EVERY little thing you hear, unless you hear it from me. The support I have gotten, has been great and means alot. <3 L
a lot is two words. more mug shots than yearbook photos indeed.
This bitch went right out to a Club after this to get her drink on. Rehab should be for ppl who WANT to get clean and sober and that is NOT lohan.
Give her 90 days in the hole...Not Rehab. F'n LA is a joke.
Look at her. You know she just stole a car and pilfered vodka from a liquor store. Crazy ass bitch.
I for one welcome two more years of probation. Its the gift that keeps on giving.
This mugshot is giving me "I got away with it again! Suck it haterz!".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I like thumb #3. It's like, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Submitted by Joeb on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:49pm.
If this chick could act, she'd have a real Susan Hayward thing going.
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Someone needs to photoshop Lindsay into stills from "I Want to Live!" stat.
What?!?!?!? Linds is Cover Girl flawless!!
BOW DOWN BITCHES!!! BOW BOW DOWN BITCHES!!!
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I should open an unglamour shot studio. You could be unglamorized into a crack or meth addict, or a criminal getting a mugshot. FUN! XD
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I want a mug shot now! *goes on a Veruca Salt-style tantrum*
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