Wednesday, March 20th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Holly Hunter (55)
Louie Vito (25)
Christy Romano (29)
Bianca Lawson (34)
Chester Bennington (37)
Jane March (40)
Michael Rapaport (43)
Kathy Ireland (50)
David Thewlis (50)
Spike Lee (56)
Theresa Russell (56)
William Hurt (63)
Hal Linden (82)
Carl Reiner (91)
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David Thewlis is one crazy whore, but a good actor. HB to Barney MIller and Meathead's father, Carl Reiner.
HBD Hal Linden! I loved Barney Miller when I was a kid!
No HBD to Rappaport-never liked this d-bag. He ruined Prison Break for me.
2 thumbs up to Mr Hekki! My hero!
It's a madhouse Doctor, what do you expect?--Sister Jude
Happy Birthday to the great Carl Reiner, a comedy icon!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
theresa russell...where is she? she's been fire in some movies that would otherwise have sucked without her...
________________________________________________ I'm not fat...I'm cultivating mass...
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:56am.
Whamo, I'll tell that story every time his name comes up, because I'm proud of little Mr. Hekki and I can't STAND a bully.
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LOL, Hell ya, ALL bullies need their ass handed to them at least once
HB Theresa Russell! LOved Lair of the White Worm! Sorry about the Lez and Dick thing...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
HB Hal Linden--Barney Miller was one of my all time favorite shows.
HB Carl Reiner
HB Helen Hunt. Good Actress. The Piano was one of the most depressing movies. Though we did get to see Havey Keitel's penis.
Holly Hunter - not my cup of tea - glad her career fizzled out
that heinous hillbilly accent should be desperately seeking its own private Henry Higgins
Holly Hunter: she's another Jennifer Jason Leigh to me, talented as hell but she always plays such annoying, whiny characters. Plus, in that picture she looks like Samarra in The Ring, dragging herself outta that well...
Theresa Russell: The REAL birthday Slut! Black Widow, Wild Things, WHORE, and apparently no one remembers her role as Lohan's mom in Liz and Dick. Oh, how quickly we forget...
Happy Birthday to all these fine people!
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
Well that picture made my eyes bleed, thanks.
Kumbaya, bitch.
*screaming like Chester Bennington, injuring throat*
ditquoi -- that is from the movie "Crash," the David Cronenberg one.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Thanks Twatty I know I shouldn't make fun of her being a thespian n shit :D
damn 91? carl reiner is older than i thought. summer school (1987) was the best movie ever about summer school.
I'm loving the Raising Arizona love around here!
I get Michael Rappaport confused with Bill Burr and Christopher Titus, all of whom I love.
Concur that Spike was absolutely robbed for Malcolm X. It and Denzel most assuredly deserved oscars.
Also bitch looks like Jesus starring in an Off Broadway version of Rent. WTF movie is this from, The Crying Game? O.o
I find that picture terrifying. It's like some kind of urban legend PSA to prevent kids from parking on Lovers Lane* and hopping into the backseat.
Love Spike Lee's movies even though I'm also a white devil-woman.
And a big HA HA HA!!! that Mr. Hekki beat down Michael Rapaport. And made him cry. That just made me snicker uncontrollably.
*not the Lovers Lane here in Dallas. I live rather close to the east side of that street & I'm pretty sure there are no good places for teenaged backseat shenanigans there.
AWFUL picture of Holly Hunter! I think she's beautiful but she looks like a dude in that pic. MK you always find the worst shots, I love it. HBD to all ye sluts!
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
Loving the Raising Arizona quotes. That was my daughter's favorite movie a couple summers ago--she was 8 at the time. Don't know what that says about me as a parent.
Spike Lee is an asshole, but I really liked Malcolm X. So, not a completely crappy bday to you, Spike.
I haven't seen a Michael Rappaport movie in 100 years. The only thing I remember about him is that he's always The White Guy.
Very amused to hear Mr Hekki gave that putz a beat down. He's always terrible in everything with one exception. He was in one skit on the Chappelle Show that was really funny called Popcopy but I'm sure it was only because Chapelle wrote it and he is hilariously funny pretty much always
Happy bday to Carl Reiner, a classic! Don't make em like him anymore
Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world. Happy birthday, Ed!
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
Holly Hunter is such a good actress because she plays annoying characters. Even in "The Piano" she was unlikeable. The "Texas Cheerleader Murdering Mother" thing was perfect for her because she got to roll her eyes and click her tongue and go "tchh, yeah right (eye roll)" and you wanted to slap her silly.
Whamo, I'll tell that story every time his name comes up, because I'm proud of little Mr. Hekki and I can't STAND a bully.
Que cochina: Apparently he thought he was quite the tough guy and he was a bully. Mr. Hekki said it was one of the most satisfying things ever, to see that big dumb bitch cry. And he never so much as looked at Mr. Hekki again.
I just found this on imdb: "Pleaded guilty to aggravated harassment of Lili Taylor. Ordered to stay away from her and get counseling for a year. [May 1998]"
Yeah, he's a real prince.
i can't with holly hunter. i find her so annoying.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:38am.
Her womb was a barren place where Hi's seed would find no purchase....
*sobs* "I'm barren!"
LOL @ CokeyBloke!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:06am.
And crappy birthday to Michael Rapaport, who was a dick to Mr. Hekki in middle school until Mr. Hekki beat him down and made him cry.
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That's hilarious, Hekki! Michael R just looks like he'd be a prick, and probably even more so when he was young. Yea Mr. Hekki!
Her womb was a barren place where Hi's seed would find no purchase....
Happy Birthday Holly Hunter -- your voice (and that hairstyle) makes me want to cry but I think you're a pretty cool chick.
And, on behalf of Mr. Hekki, CRAPPY BIRTHDAY to Michael Rapaport. I've always disliked this weasel-y lookin' MF.
only liked Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona (TURN TO THE RIGHT!), it's the voice as someone said.
Holly Hunter is the star I love to hate. I will concede her talent, but I hate her characters.
Happy birthday David Thewlis and Hal Linden. Yum and yum.
And to Spike Lee, who I love but not in that way. The man has New York City in his soul.
Hal Linden of "Barney Miller" - a really good clarinet player. Happy Barfday!
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Happy Birthday to everyone forty and over!
Jane March was uber-hot in Wide Sargasso Sea (a shitty movie based on an awesome book)
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:06am
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LMAO I KNEW you were going to throw that out there, I remember you telling us the story last year actually LMAO. Rapaport..Mr Hekki's BITCH Bawahaaaaa!
HB Holly (although I thought that was Frances McDormand for a hot sec), William Hurt and the person I have always had a strange, strange crush on Michael Rapaport.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
@ Anno, I saw the Wild Things connection but it was so long ago when I saw it...plus I'm pretty sure I had a boner though most of it so..you know..I wasn't..you know thinkin too well. :D
HH has a horrid voice, I can't listen to her at all.
Funny I just mentioned this on the D yesterday - weird!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:06am.
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LOL, I was going to goof on the way she talks actually, what is UP with that?
Happy B-Day Holly - she was in the "Crash" movie I liked!! Yes I'm twisted.
@ Whamo - I remember Theresa in "Black Widow". And she played the mom in "Wild Things".
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:06am.
And crappy birthday to Michael Rapaport, who was a dick to Mr. Hekki in middle school until Mr. Hekki beat him down and made him cry.
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No way!! Awesome! lol
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" - MK
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:06am.
And crappy birthday to Michael Rapaport, who was a dick to Mr. Hekki in middle school until Mr. Hekki beat him down and made him cry.
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Ha!! For real??? I think Mr. Hekki just made HSOTD, I hope he put the slippers to him something fierce.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Holly Hunter...my favorite was her policewomen Edwina in Raising Arizona
Michael Rapaport...this guy's done some great work, I really liked him in the TV show War At Home (aka Married With Children 2)
David Thewlis....one of those British actors you see everywhere but never really knew his name.
Spike Lee....he probably won't get a lot of love here BUT Do The Right Thing was an absolute classic and while he does go over the top on certain issues IMO he's spot on in a lot of cases,
Theresa Russell...I know I like her but what was her big film?
William Hurt...the thinking man's actor, another one of these actors that has so many good films under his belt. He was great in The Kiss Of The Spider Woman
Hal Linden....Barney Miller, man I miss those 70's TV shows. There is something to be said about more innocent simpler times.
Carl Reiner...he's the OG of Hollywood baby, TV would not be the same without him.
Happy Bday Sluts.
I asked one of my friends if she had seen The Piano. She said NO, because she could not stand HH's voice. I'm like, it's okay she's a deaf mute in it!!
HB Elastigirl!
And to Hal Linden and Carl Reiner!
Oh, okay. I guess Spike Lee gets a little shout-out even though he doesn't like cracker bitches like me.
And crappy birthday to Michael Rapaport, who was a dick to Mr. Hekki in middle school until Mr. Hekki beat him down and made him cry.
Happy B-Day Holly Hunter!!! Great pic, 'Crash' was such a twisted movie. The only movie I've been to where people actually got up and walked out.
Happy B-Day Jane March!! For a skinny, gawky woman she has ferocious sex appeal.
Bd B-Day to Michael Rapaport. How the fuck does this spastic, mush-mouthed idiot get any work. Another proud member of the punch on sight list.
Meh B-Day Kathy Ireland. Sorry, never saw the appeal, just another vanilla cheerleader. Plus, her weird ass threehead always freaked me out.
Happy B-Day to Barney Miller!!!
*Barney Miller theme song bass line pumps through ba-buttons' brain*
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
HOT SLUT FTW!!! I had sort of forgotten about this fierce hor until I watched the "Top of The Lake" season premiere yesterday. This bitch gets ALL the birthday love from me today. Theresa Russell gets some, too, because she's kinda slutty and horry and fierce, but not as great as Holly.
i had no idea david thewlis was so vintage! i guessed he was around forty
Love Holly. But I'd probably hate to have her around all the time.
She is SO good in that "Texas Cheerleader" murdering mother movie.